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(Washington Post)   "Knowingly or not, millions of Americans have sprayed, squirted and rubbed Mr. Taylor's products onto themselves during their daily bathing routines"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 13
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2013-09-15 01:09:06 AM
5 votes:
"AXE" Body Spray has been re-branded for the black community.

It is now called "ASK" body spray.
2013-09-15 12:20:14 AM
2 votes:
funny.mansworkshop.com
2013-09-15 12:09:47 AM
2 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Lsherm: Look, for those of us old enough to remember the pre-liquid soap days, liquid soap was a watershed in shower masturbation.  This man is to be revered as a visionary.

In my day real men used that powdered gritty stuff that wouldn't dissolve to masturbate. And we were lucky to have it.


I still jerk it with Lava. I'm such a badass Chuck Norris comes to me for advice.

/Not really
2013-09-15 04:28:22 AM
1 votes:

Archfeld: Amos Quito: Danger Avoid Death: Oldiron_79: Danger Avoid Death: Oldiron_79: Lsherm: Look, for those of us old enough to remember the pre-liquid soap days, liquid soap was a watershed in shower masturbation.  This man is to be revered as a visionary.

So I should jerk it with shampoo tonite instead of KY in honour of this visionary?

No. You should jerk it with a homing pigeon.

Well Im pretry sure they are extinct, so Id have to settle on a furry with a pigeon costume.

Passenger pigeons are extinct. Homing pigeons, sometimes called carrier pigeons, are still around today.


Overworked to DEATH, they were.


This pigeon is NO MORE....*knocks dead pigeons' head into counter top repeatedly*


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YOU'VE ALL BEEN EATING PIGEON ALL DAY!  Do you really think I'm gonna buy pheasant?  FARK NO!
2013-09-15 03:24:56 AM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: Danger Avoid Death: Oldiron_79: Danger Avoid Death: Oldiron_79: Lsherm: Look, for those of us old enough to remember the pre-liquid soap days, liquid soap was a watershed in shower masturbation.  This man is to be revered as a visionary.

So I should jerk it with shampoo tonite instead of KY in honour of this visionary?

No. You should jerk it with a homing pigeon.

Well Im pretry sure they are extinct, so Id have to settle on a furry with a pigeon costume.

Passenger pigeons are extinct. Homing pigeons, sometimes called carrier pigeons, are still around today.


Overworked to DEATH, they were.



This pigeon is NO MORE....*knocks dead pigeons' head into counter top repeatedly*
2013-09-15 02:58:44 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Degenz: Bullshiat, any self respecting guy knows you apply it with a circular massaging action

I use Fop myself.


I don't want FOP, Goddammit, I'm a Dapper Dan man!
2013-09-15 12:16:58 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Lsherm: Look, for those of us old enough to remember the pre-liquid soap days, liquid soap was a watershed in shower masturbation.  This man is to be revered as a visionary.

So I should jerk it with shampoo tonite instead of KY in honour of this visionary?


No. You should jerk it with a homing pigeon.
2013-09-15 12:07:39 AM
1 votes:
Goodnight, soapy, reselling-the-same-pigeon grifter man.
2013-09-14 11:58:13 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Look, for those of us old enough to remember the pre-liquid soap days, liquid soap was a watershed in shower masturbation.  This man is to be revered as a visionary.


In my day real men used that powdered gritty stuff that wouldn't dissolve to masturbate. And we were lucky to have it.
2013-09-14 11:29:44 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Look, for those of us old enough to remember the pre-liquid soap days, liquid soap was a watershed in shower masturbation.  This man is to be revered as a visionary.


For inventing something that used in the way you describe, will make you go blind?
2013-09-14 10:51:10 PM
1 votes:
Look, for those of us old enough to remember the pre-liquid soap days, liquid soap was a watershed in shower masturbation.  This man is to be revered as a visionary.
2013-09-14 10:38:09 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Robert Ridgely Taylor was born Sept. 1, 1935, in Baltimore and grew up in Cincinnati. He showed an early gift for salesmanship when he sold a homing pigeon to a pet store - "numerous times," according to a statement from his family.

So let's all congratulate him for being an underhanded thieving little swindler.


Especially if the bird was dead and head its head duct taped back on
2013-09-14 10:36:45 PM
1 votes:
I'm rubbing some of them on myself right now

/and I'm not even bathing
 
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