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(Slate)   Fly-fornication, Abuse-not, Sorry-for-sin, and other great Puritan names. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery Pulsifer approves   (slate.com) divider line 12
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2013-09-14 04:02:24 PM
7 votes:
I was always fond of Visit-the-Infidel-with-Explanatory-Pamphlets.
2013-09-14 04:25:55 PM
3 votes:
I have to be honest here... My parents were puritans and my full name is Crotchgrabbing Is A Sin And You'll Go To Hell Johnson. When I converted I shortened it.
2013-09-14 03:56:23 PM
2 votes:
Newton Pulsifer would be grateful that you remembered his ancestor subby, +1

/not sure what Crowley would say though
2013-09-15 10:38:40 AM
1 votes:
Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "shiathouse
2013-09-15 04:30:02 AM
1 votes:
http://wesclark.com/ubn/faves.html

The Mormons are STILL coming up with names like this. Only stranger.

The parents who named their son "Tugdick" ought to be arrested for child abuse.
2013-09-14 08:34:33 PM
1 votes:

Ego edo infantia cattus: Thanks
Wrestling
Anger
No-merit
Helpless
Abstinence
Obedience
Forsaken
Lament
Dust
Diffidence
Ashes
...Freegift. (Lol)

Some of the worst freaking names ever.


I wouldn't mind being named "Wrestling". I'd wear tights and holler at everyone in perpetual feigned rage.
2013-09-14 06:38:44 PM
1 votes:
Thanks
Wrestling
Anger
No-merit
Helpless
Abstinence
Obedience
Forsaken
Lament
Dust
Diffidence
Ashes
...Freegift. (Lol)

Some of the worst freaking names ever.
2013-09-14 06:19:36 PM
1 votes:
i39.tinypic.com
2013-09-14 06:19:00 PM
1 votes:
Strangely, my copy of the Bible reads "Thou shalt commit adultery".
2013-09-14 06:06:19 PM
1 votes:
His name was Praise God Barebone, and whenever he bared his bone, the ladies would say OH GOD!
2013-09-14 05:33:19 PM
1 votes:
And this is my other brother named Humiliation.
2013-09-14 04:45:51 PM
1 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
 
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