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(Daily Mail)   Disney Land Paris: not the happiest place on earth   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Disneyland Paris, Bob Iger, Europe, Legend of Zelda, petitions, value for money  
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23757 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Sep 2013 at 2:16 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-14 03:09:08 PM  
6 votes:
You're a pest; you're a pest.
Go away, I need my rest.
You can't buy those souvenirs with your American Express.
Don't ask me for "Bon jours,"
In France, Mickey says "UP YOURS!"
Wait on you?You must be joking.
Go away!I'm busy smoking.
You'll spit out your brioche.
Take a whiff; I never wash.
And I won't clean up that spot where Pluto messed.
Don't take his mess away; we'll serve it as pate.
So you're distressed.
Can't care less.
You're a pest.

Here in France there's no chance
Donald Duck will do his dance.
He'll call you names and sweat on you and spill wine down your pants.
Snow White hangs out in bars where she sucks upon cigars.
Sneezy, Dopey, Doc and Bashful sell your hubcaps off for cash.
While Goofy pulls out his knife, Grumpy pinches someone's wife.
Aladdin rubs - well, not his lamp - but you can guess.
We've got Walt Disney's dough, so we don't need you. GO!
Be our guest.
Be depressed.
Go home stressed.

If you tried any ride
And you did not tip your guide,
You'll be sent to "It's A Small World" and we'll lock you up inside.
You want food?
Tough!You'll wait,
While I spit upon your plate.
'Cause your taste buds are not picky, we will serve you parts of Mickey.
Buy some ears or a hat.
Sacre bleu, well look at that!
Your change fell in the pocket in my vest.
We hope your visit's through, 'cause we don't like you. Ptoo!
Are you stressed?
Can you guess
Why our place is not the best?
We detest
Every guest
From the West.
2013-09-14 12:49:47 PM  
5 votes:
Who are you to resist it, huh?! C'mon, my last paycheck bounced! My children need wine!

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2013-09-14 03:37:49 PM  
2 votes:

qlenfg: Six Flags Over Texas has been nasty and ghetto for 30 years -- but it is really bad now. Went there a while back on some free tickets the wife got -- it was stinky, dirty, the rides looked like old greasy farm tractors, and there was enough peeling paint to bag up and sell as potato chips. Sad.

I was there ages ago, and yeah, it wasn't nearly as neat and tidy as Fiesta Texas.  At least Fiesta Texas (a former Six Flags park) in San Antonio had some fine roller coasters last time I was there.

/Rode the Rattler on opening weekend, and it was an intense bone-shaker of a ride.
//Love the wooden coasters
2013-09-14 02:30:48 PM  
2 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: While it's only tangentially related, I heartily recommend the Chefs de France restaurant in Epcot's France if you're going to eat at the real Disney World.  It's easily in the running for the best restaurant in the park.

Yeah, but I heard they have a mouse problem.

Richard Gere gave it five stars, though.
2013-09-14 08:33:31 PM  
1 vote:
France's Disney Land on verge of surrendering!  How French!
2013-09-14 03:34:19 PM  
1 vote:
Disneyland, subby, as in one word.  Uno.
You had one job, subby!
2013-09-14 02:25:22 PM  
1 vote:
Gee, I've never heard Ms. Hilton's hoo-haa called that before.

/But I must say it isn't surprising.
//Oh... the real Disney theme park... nevermind.
2013-09-14 01:25:01 PM  
1 vote:
Not with that legendary French work ethic and dedication to customer service!!
2013-09-14 01:06:01 PM  
1 vote:
♫ It's a fail world after all... ♫
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