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(CNN)   Sound-proof room, Clorox, raw chicken, cannibalism DVDs, disposable scalpels, castration stretcher, freezer, cage with feeding hole, deluxe butcher set, child-sized coffin, poisonous partridge and an angry pear tree: The dungeon of 'Fat Longpig'   (edition.cnn.com) divider line 207
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2013-09-14 12:05:01 PM
I am REALLY glad they caught this guy.
 
2013-09-14 12:07:34 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-14 12:17:31 PM
Impressive...

Also, somebody must have helped him get that stuff down the basement.
 
2013-09-14 12:31:48 PM
I sometimes question what planet I actually inhabit.
 
2013-09-14 12:32:09 PM
I love how his lawyer describes it all as just items related to his "mild fantasy"
 
2013-09-14 12:32:54 PM
No bacon? Give him 25 with an L.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-09-14 12:33:10 PM
One was a puppeteer who, authorities say, plotted with Portway to kidnap children the puppeteer knew from his work at a local Florida church.

Churches seem to be a magnet for these people.
 
2013-09-14 12:34:13 PM
I guess his attorney wouldn't object to him being sentenced to his basement then.
 
2013-09-14 12:35:03 PM
...what is "the first date with Taylor Swift", Alex.
 
2013-09-14 12:35:57 PM
Yeah, ths guy shouldn't be allowed out any time soon.
 
2013-09-14 12:36:12 PM
If he will promise to only kidnap kids from restaurants, theaters, or airports, I say we let him go.
 
2013-09-14 12:38:20 PM

taoistlumberjak: Yeah, ths guy shouldn't be allowed out any time soon.


...let out?

I'm sorry, are you working under the assumption that he deserves to live?  Because that's debatable.
 
2013-09-14 12:38:20 PM
Some of his video collection (rotated for easier reading):

dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-09-14 12:38:44 PM
FTA: 4,500 exchanges of child pornography between Portway and the people he chatted with online. The images included children being cooked and prepared to be eaten, court documents said.

Oh my farking God.  People are actually doing this.  What the fark is wrong with people?
 
2013-09-14 12:38:54 PM
fartbama?
 
2013-09-14 12:39:55 PM
Wow, he looks just like the mustard guy.
 
2013-09-14 12:40:02 PM
OK, to be fair, the TV show V did not focus on cannibalism.
 
2013-09-14 12:40:21 PM

NutWrench: Some of his video collection (rotated for easier reading):

[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 360x640]


horrorhomework.com

This one strangely absent
 
2013-09-14 12:41:25 PM
The bondage and cannibal stuff is find, but once they found the clorox, they knew they had him.

/Seriously, who doesn't have a bottle of bleach around the house?
 
2013-09-14 12:41:33 PM
Cannibal the Musical? What is he, some kind of uncle farker?
 
2013-09-14 12:41:55 PM

NutWrench: Some of his video collection (rotated for easier reading):

[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 360x640]


15 points from Slytherin for no Eating Raoul
 
2013-09-14 12:42:18 PM

HalfOffOffer: NutWrench: Some of his video collection (rotated for easier reading):

[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 360x640]

[horrorhomework.com image 350x500]

This one strangely absent


it's third from the bottom
 
2013-09-14 12:43:52 PM
The sooner we can put him down, the better.

There's no sense in housing, feeding, and trying to "cure" this diseased piece of rabid humanity.

Dexter.jpg
 
2013-09-14 12:43:53 PM

HalfOffOffer: FTA: 4,500 exchanges of child pornography between Portway and the people he chatted with online. The images included children being cooked and prepared to be eaten, court documents said.

Oh my farking God.  People are actually doing this.  What the fark is wrong with people?


Atheism.
 
2013-09-14 12:44:11 PM
Whats his fark handle?
 
2013-09-14 12:44:29 PM
...and of course, the sick fark's Fark profile is no better.
This never gets old :)
 
2013-09-14 12:44:31 PM
Theres enough of these guys out there in America right now that they have their own message boards where they exchange tips and ideas.

Sleep tight.
 
2013-09-14 12:45:20 PM
Seems like it will be hard to prove that he was going to be a cannibal when he hadn't actually done anything yet.  Just put him away on 4,500 counts of child porn and leave the rest for the tabloids.
 
2013-09-14 12:45:55 PM
8 - \
 
2013-09-14 12:46:33 PM
This man needs to be put down humanely. Two beverages: the first consumed so that the second stays in his stomach without vomiting it up.

Or a gurney, straps, and an IV if he struggles. I'm good with both.
 
2013-09-14 12:47:46 PM
"A large box of frozen raw chicken"

THE MONSTER! How the hell does chicken even make it into that list?
 
2013-09-14 12:47:57 PM
As badass as I try and act in life, it's f*cking scary knowing there are animals like this walking among us.
 
2013-09-14 12:48:07 PM
With any luck, the other inmates will solve this problem in about 20 minutes
 
2013-09-14 12:48:21 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
This is a good read if any of you like reading about serial killers that ate their victims, and movies on the matter.
 
2013-09-14 12:48:32 PM

BumpInTheNight: ...and of course, the sick fark's Fark profile is no better.
This never gets old :)


clevergirl.jpg

Well played sir, well played.
 
2013-09-14 12:49:22 PM

tjsands1118: The bondage and cannibal stuff is find, but once they found the clorox, they knew they had him.

/Seriously, who doesn't have a bottle of bleach around the house?


Seriously.  They should know that ammonia is easier to concentrate and kills more quickly.
...
or are you talking about using the bleach to clean up the evidence?
 
2013-09-14 12:49:51 PM

quansem: This man needs to be put down humanely. Two beverages: the first consumed so that the second stays in his stomach without vomiting it up.

Or a gurney, straps, and an IV if he struggles. I'm good with both.


This might blow your mind, but the second way is already the standard for executions in the US.
 
2013-09-14 12:50:34 PM

HighZoolander: HalfOffOffer: NutWrench: Some of his video collection (rotated for easier reading):

[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 360x640]

[horrorhomework.com image 350x500]

This one strangely absent

it's third from the bottom


Hah!  Totally missed it.  So now we know our child eating psychopath enjoys comedy/musicals as well as horror.
 
2013-09-14 12:50:46 PM

tjsands1118: The bondage and cannibal stuff is find, but once they found the clorox, they knew they had him.

/Seriously, who doesn't have a bottle of bleach around the house?


I take it that you are admitting that you do.  You sick bastard!
See those unmarked vans pulling up in front of your house...?  Bye-bye!
 
2013-09-14 12:51:01 PM
Hansel? Hansel. Hansel?! Hansel....
 
2013-09-14 12:51:02 PM

BumpInTheNight: ...and of course, the sick fark's Fark profile is no better.
This never gets old :)


I've actually never seen that prank in all my years here.

/you bastard
 
2013-09-14 12:51:54 PM
Makes me glad the police did find that missing girl from Medfield, and she's unharmed. There's enough sick people out there trying to do harm to children.

The lawyer has some nerve to try and pass this off as roleplay. I hope the defendant is found guilty and sentenced to the maximum.
 
2013-09-14 12:52:08 PM

Mock26: OK, to be fair, the TV show V did not focus on cannibalism.


Aside from where the aliens kidnapped and freeze dried people for later tasty food consumption?

Or the scene where the little quisling jerk gets taken away to be cooked for the Commander's evening meal?

/This guy and Ariel Castro
//Why bother with the trials
 
2013-09-14 12:52:19 PM

Branch Dravidian: 15 points from Slytherin for no Eating Raoul


Or Fried Green Tomatoes.
 
2013-09-14 12:52:24 PM

ISO15693: HalfOffOffer: FTA: 4,500 exchanges of child pornography between Portway and the people he chatted with online. The images included children being cooked and prepared to be eaten, court documents said.

Oh my farking God.  People are actually doing this.  What the fark is wrong with people?

Atheism.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-14 12:53:45 PM

Fireproof: quansem: This man needs to be put down humanely. Two beverages: the first consumed so that the second stays in his stomach without vomiting it up.

Or a gurney, straps, and an IV if he struggles. I'm good with both.

This might blow your mind, but the second way is already the standard for executions in the US.


mind = blown.
 
2013-09-14 12:54:21 PM

f150: With any luck, the other inmates will solve this problem in about 20 minutes


I think that they will and that may well be for the best.  This person is sick beyond words to describe.

/I will point out that his handle was aptly chosen as he is fat and "longpig" is how some cannibals describe humans.
 
2013-09-14 12:54:31 PM

BumpInTheNight: ...and of course, the sick fark's Fark profile is no better.
This never gets old :)


oh you.
 
2013-09-14 12:55:09 PM
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2013-09-14 12:55:43 PM

Fireproof: quansem: This man needs to be put down humanely. Two beverages: the first consumed so that the second stays in his stomach without vomiting it up.

Or a gurney, straps, and an IV if he struggles. I'm good with both.

This might blow your mind, but the second way is already the standard for executions in the US.


He's going to get between 18 and 27 years according to http://www.telegram.com/article/20130911/NEWS/309119912/0/SEARCH
 
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