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(WXYZ Detroit)   Tal Shiar searching for sexual predator after a 72-year-old woman was sexually assaulted in Romulus   (wxyz.com) divider line 52
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2013-09-14 12:56:14 PM  
*scans headline*


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2013-09-14 02:03:29 PM  
I hope they hand the perp over to the Kardashians after they catch him.
 
2013-09-14 02:05:15 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-14 02:06:00 PM  
Was the perp Remen?

//I know it's a stretch.
 
2013-09-14 02:08:41 PM  

Chiquidin: Was the perp Remen?

//I know it's a stretch.


Hehe
 
2013-09-14 02:08:51 PM  
I understand on an intellectual level that rape is about power, but on a biological level I don't understand how you get it up to rape an octogenarian.
 
2013-09-14 02:09:18 PM  
This heinous act could've been perpetrated only by the Obsidian Order.
 
2013-09-14 02:10:35 PM  
www.thegloss.com
WTF did I just read?
 
2013-09-14 02:10:51 PM  
Please doan throw me in the briar patch!
 
2013-09-14 02:10:58 PM  
www.scottianbarry.com  -1 =
(A Romulus and Remus rebus)
 
2013-09-14 02:11:13 PM  

Chiquidin: Was the perp Remen?


No. I think he was rammin'
 
2013-09-14 02:12:36 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I understand on an intellectual level that rape is about power, but on a biological level I don't understand how you get it up to rape an octogenarian.


Well if they age the same ad the Vulcans, she might've been pretty good looking.
 
2013-09-14 02:15:56 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Seeking revenge for that beating Carlo gave her.
 
2013-09-14 02:17:59 PM  

MadSkillz: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I understand on an intellectual level that rape is about power, but on a biological level I don't understand how you get it up to rape an octogenarian.

Well if they age the same ad the Vulcans, she might've been pretty good looking.


Vulcan Love Slave holo-program 1.0.

//Quark knows a good buyer.
 
2013-09-14 02:19:32 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I understand on an intellectual level that rape is about power, but on a biological level I don't understand how you get it up to rape an octogenarian.


"That's why you came to me, isn't it captain? Because you knew I could rape those people that you weren't capable of raping."
 
2013-09-14 02:20:33 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I hope they hand the perp over to the Kardashians after they catch him.


The inter Googles is now closed for the day. Check back tomorrow.
 
2013-09-14 02:22:00 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

And who says old folks can't Twerk it?
 
2013-09-14 02:27:09 PM  
Romulus, the white trash version of Detroit.
 
2013-09-14 02:37:52 PM  
Only a veruul would do such an act.
 
2013-09-14 02:39:55 PM  
Captains Log, Stardate 2345.1...

Just finished reading The Interstellar News... I almost feel for this guy when the Tal Shiar catch him...

almost...
 
2013-09-14 02:43:29 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Chiquidin: Was the perp Remen?

No. I think he was rammin'


in her Romulas?
 
2013-09-14 02:47:17 PM  
Maybe se was Betazed, the woman's sex drive can double or triple in middle age.
 
2013-09-14 02:49:33 PM  
Bad subby! getting a green out of a depressing Downriver sexual assault of an old lady by making a Trek joke.
 
2013-09-14 02:50:11 PM  
+1 for subby.
 
2013-09-14 02:51:33 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I understand on an intellectual level that rape is about power, but on a biological level I don't understand how you get it up to rape an octogenarian.


Ask this guy in another 8 years, I guess.
 
2013-09-14 02:53:25 PM  

Chiquidin: Was the perp Remen?

//I know it's a stretch.


"Remus be the name of the Romulan slave world. I don't takes kindly to that."

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2013-09-14 02:56:00 PM  

Mugato: Chiquidin: Was the perp Remen?

//I know it's a stretch.

"Remus be the name of the Romulan slave world. I don't takes kindly to that."


Lol +100 interwebs for you with that pic

//Golly I miss Song of the South wish the States would grow up and release it again even if it was for a week.
 
2013-09-14 02:57:34 PM  

Fano: Please doan throw me in the briar patch!


The source of that comment is so controversial that I'm not going to admit to whether or not I have a copy on hand.
 
2013-09-14 03:06:24 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: Fano: Please doan throw me in the briar patch!

The source of that comment is so controversial that I'm not going to admit to whether or not I have a copy on hand.


It wasn't as bad as Nemesis, so at least there's that...
 
2013-09-14 03:08:20 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: Fano: Please doan throw me in the briar patch!

The source of that comment is so controversial that I'm not going to admit to whether or not I have a copy on hand.


They did make a whole ride based on it at Disney World. Minus the controversial colourd of course.

Flash Mountain NSFW
 
2013-09-14 03:18:27 PM  

freak7: Romulus, the white trash version of Detroit.


No. It's the airport of Detroit.

And nothing more.
 
2013-09-14 03:21:10 PM  
Adriaaaaaan.
 
2013-09-14 03:30:29 PM  

megarian: No. It's the airport of Detroit.


Yeah, you need to get out more.
 
2013-09-14 03:31:24 PM  
She got sexually assaulted in the Romulus, poor lady's not going to be able to shiat right for a month.
 
2013-09-14 03:36:57 PM  

freak7: megarian: No. It's the airport of Detroit.

Yeah, you need to get out more.


I was kidding ;)

But even if I got out more...come on, Romulus? I'm good.
 
2013-09-14 03:46:03 PM  

megarian: I was kidding ;)

But even if I got out more...come on, Romulus? I'm good.


Ah, okay. Thought you were saying there weren't any residential areas. Not that anybody should want to live there, but there are a lot of neighborhoods.
 
2013-09-14 03:48:45 PM  

freak7: megarian: I was kidding ;)

But even if I got out more...come on, Romulus? I'm good.

Ah, okay. Thought you were saying there weren't any residential areas. Not that anybody should want to live there, but there are a lot of neighborhoods.


Well, y'all's meth is really great.

I actually kind of like Romulus (unrelated to meth).
 
2013-09-14 03:56:41 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I understand on an intellectual level that rape is about power, but on a biological level I don't understand how you get it up to rape an octogenarian.


Well if it's about power and she wasn't submitting to his power then it seems pretty obvious.

Of course the whole, "rape isn't about sex," thing is already a broad brush that ignores a lot of situations.  It's hard to get a he-man power-trip out of getting someone too dunk or drugged to say no, but if you still believe in the dominance game theory there is literally no explanation for why such rapes occur with alarming regularity.
 
2013-09-14 03:59:42 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Chiquidin: Was the perp Remen?

No. I think he was rammin'


It's better than him being Ramen.

www.ivstatic.com

/yuck!
 
2013-09-14 04:01:12 PM  
The Starship Enterprise has encountered a massive spacecraft, easily a kilometer in length.  Synchronized laser rays pulse from numerous turrets in random directions, and the entire vehicle has a pink color.

On the bridge of the Enterprise:

Kirk:  What the hell is that?
Spock:  A Romulan Bird of Gay.
Sulu:  (stands up) My people need me.

POOF!

Sulu vanishes in a flash of light, replaced by a shower of glitter.
 
2013-09-14 04:08:12 PM  
Women are like vegetables. Firm but not worth the trouble when young. Then they reach that perfect spot before getting all "seedy." Then they get over the hill and all wrinkly and seedy..... This guy just wanted to go to the extreme and see what it would feel like sticking his dick in a Halloween jack-o-lantern, during the first week of December.
 
2013-09-14 04:12:32 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: Fano: Please doan throw me in the briar patch!

The source of that comment is so controversial that I'm not going to admit to whether or not I have a copy on hand.


Dude. It's a black guy and it's an old movie. That's just how things were done back then. Get over it.
 
2013-09-14 04:54:31 PM  
No description of the perp?  Are we to assume?  Might be pertinent information if there's a manhunt on.
 
2013-09-14 05:03:26 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I understand on an intellectual level that rape is about power, but on a biological level I don't understand how you get it up to rape an octogenarian.


Well, since she's actually a septagenarian. I'm sure that makes all the difference in the world.

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-14 06:12:40 PM  
I read that as "Tai Shar" and was expecting a Lan Mandragoran joke.

/leaving disappointed
 
2013-09-14 07:53:21 PM  
TheBigJerk

Of course the whole, "rape isn't about sex," thing is already a broad brush that ignores a lot of situations.  It's hard to get a he-man power-trip out of getting someone too dunk or drugged to say no,

Um...how exactly would you know?
 
2013-09-14 08:13:49 PM  
a good farmer's market called Blocks is near Romulous.
 
2013-09-14 08:35:53 PM  

FlyingJ: Bad subby! getting a green out of a depressing Downriver sexual assault of an old lady by making a Trek joke.


Romulus isn't Downriver.  And in the article, they talk about the incident happening in the Inkster and Middlebelt area.  Inkster and Middlebelt are parallel to each other.
 
2013-09-14 09:48:49 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: TV's Vinnie: Chiquidin: Was the perp Remen?

No. I think he was rammin'

It's better than him being Ramen.



/yuck!


What the coitus? Ramen as "muffin" layers???????

That's looks like something that came out of Cardassian's rear. Or maybe a Nausicaan.
 
2013-09-14 10:34:06 PM  
www.startrekguide.dk
Wanted for questioning.
 
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