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(Onion AV Club)   The best uses of "F*CK" in movies and TV (Not Safe For Work language, obviously, but you f*cking knew that)   (avclub.com) divider line 41
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2013-09-14 03:24:30 PM  
5 votes:

Fano: Planes Traines Autos


Seriously, that was a good one, with Steve Martin just losing it with Edie McClurg and her calm "Yer f--ked" reply capping it.

Mine: Don Ameche at the end of Trading Places, when told he's gone bankrupt after stock trading closes and his brother is having a heart attack:
"F__K HIM! TURN THE MACHINES BACK ON!"

I always picture Mitt Romney screaming that on election night in 2012.
2013-09-14 01:48:05 PM  
4 votes:
I was surprised not to see this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0
2013-09-14 10:03:17 PM  
2 votes:
www.blogcdn.com
2013-09-14 04:15:11 PM  
2 votes:
Shut the fark up Donny!
2013-09-14 02:48:39 PM  
2 votes:
The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the f*ck you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.
2013-09-14 01:59:40 PM  
2 votes:
It's the one that says "Bad Motherfarker." The "which one do you think it is" voice inflection kills me every time.
2013-09-14 01:43:17 PM  
2 votes:
Glad to see Malcom Tucker get some love!

A whovian can only DREAM that Moffett let's him sneak some of his Malcolm Tucker-isms in as the Doctor

/fark you farking Daleks, farkity-bye
2013-09-15 10:02:26 PM  
1 votes:
"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FARKING COUCH!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbubW7IxNG8
2013-09-15 09:57:34 PM  
1 votes:
On the TV show Dexter his sister Debs has  a lot of good swearing moments, but this made me laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdzn4X26Ids
2013-09-15 10:28:44 AM  
1 votes:

scumshine: My favorite and certainly NSFW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tPs1Fn8xeY

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A funnier version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg  (NSFW)
2013-09-15 04:40:00 AM  
1 votes:
One of my favorite movies, Used Cars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hybHmORCMo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ip8gspFaH8

While illegally breaking into a broadcast: "What the fark is this?"
"Did he just say fark? He can't say fark on tv, that's an FCC violation..."
2013-09-15 12:34:11 AM  
1 votes:

mafiageek1980: Glad to see Malcom Tucker get some love!

A whovian can only DREAM that Moffett let's him sneak some of his Malcolm Tucker-isms in as the Doctor

/fark you farking Daleks, farkity-bye


Malcolm's best one is his self-censored one: "Sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F star star, coont!"
Actually, I tell a lie. Most of his lines are great.
2013-09-14 09:10:51 PM  
1 votes:
2013-09-14 08:42:34 PM  
1 votes:

I'm late to the party, but I just have to say, when I think of great uses of "fark" in movies, I think of Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.



Let's fark! I'll fark anything that moves!
2013-09-14 08:08:30 PM  
1 votes:

Kaiser Blade: I liked The Crow when Eric Draven simply says, "fark" when he gets shot and then crumples to the ground.


I always enjoyed Top Dollar's description.

"Caw. Bang! F*ck, I'm dead!"
2013-09-14 07:04:03 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: They Fark you at the Drive-thru


That's the one for me.  It's the most memorable -- and frequently quoted -- use of the word I know.

Me:  "Should we go through the drive-through?"
Son #1:  "We can't."
Wife: "Why not?"  (falling completely into trap)
Me, Son #1, Son #2:  "Because the fark you at the drive-though!"
Wife: "Someday, I will kill you all while you sleep."
2013-09-14 06:59:28 PM  
1 votes:
www.planetpulp.dk
I AM NOT THE MAN WITH WHOM TO fark.
2013-09-14 06:51:14 PM  
1 votes:

jjorsett: If quantity is one measure of 'best', then the character of Deb on the show Dexter would take the prize.


"Jesus Deb, could you lay off the farking eff words for one farking sentence?"

11.media.tumblr.com
2013-09-14 06:50:36 PM  
1 votes:

jjorsett: If quantity is one measure of 'best', then the character of Deb on the show Dexter would take the prize.


I just love that her work password is 'f*ckingpassword'
2013-09-14 06:48:54 PM  
1 votes:
If quantity is one measure of 'best', then the character of Deb on the show Dexter would take the prize.
2013-09-14 06:34:52 PM  
1 votes:
I'll throw in Jay's rant in Dogma when they force him down to stop him from hearing God's voice.
2013-09-14 06:28:18 PM  
1 votes:
Fark you, that's my name. I think that wins for me, though a close second is the fark scene from the Wire.

The great thing about the Wire scene is how it is used to mean so many things. In fact, fark it I think it is better than Glengarry, but I like that scene a lot too.
2013-09-14 06:20:25 PM  
1 votes:
"Sometimes, you just have to say 'What the fark.'"
2013-09-14 05:00:23 PM  
1 votes:
Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
2013-09-14 04:56:58 PM  
1 votes:
Sad that this didn't make the list...

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-14 04:18:42 PM  
1 votes:
This was funnier when it was about belgium.

/but only in serious screenplays
2013-09-14 04:03:04 PM  
1 votes:
"Ya gotta go in and visit the Penguin."

"No. Farking, Way."
2013-09-14 03:35:50 PM  
1 votes:
How can the list be complete without Samuel L. Motherfarking Jackson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB-n-QmZQA0 (NSFW, to say the least)
2013-09-14 03:31:43 PM  
1 votes:
"Hollow?"

"Hollow."

"Fark it."

www.founditemclothing.com
2013-09-14 03:21:48 PM  
1 votes:
2013-09-14 02:41:02 PM  
1 votes:
List fails without something from  Midnight Run.
2013-09-14 02:34:14 PM  
1 votes:
I got two words for you.Shut the F*ck up.
2013-09-14 02:32:02 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-14 02:31:00 PM  
1 votes:
I haven't been farked like that since grade school.
2013-09-14 02:30:15 PM  
1 votes:
static.guim.co.uk
2013-09-14 02:28:23 PM  
1 votes:
2013-09-14 02:26:50 PM  
1 votes:
The best part of Rocco's rant in The Boondock Saints was Connor looking at him, after, and saying "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."
2013-09-14 02:12:20 PM  
1 votes:
Planes trains autos still the king.
2013-09-14 02:01:05 PM  
1 votes:
God damn you Walter! You farkin' asshole! Everything's a farkin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shiat about Vietnam? What the fark, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fark are you talking about?
2013-09-14 01:24:56 PM  
1 votes:
2013-09-14 12:06:03 PM  
1 votes:
Leonard Nimoy trying to fit golf clubs into his car: "fark!"
 
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