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(Onion AV Club)   The best uses of "F*CK" in movies and TV (Not Safe For Work language, obviously, but you f*cking knew that)   (avclub.com) divider line 154
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2013-09-14 04:15:11 PM
Shut the fark up Donny!
 
2013-09-14 04:18:42 PM
This was funnier when it was about belgium.

/but only in serious screenplays
 
2013-09-14 04:19:00 PM
Dennis Farina used the F-Bomb eloquently.
 
2013-09-14 04:34:05 PM
While it has more weight on the YOU part, I thought I might see David Caruso from some movie where he might have delivered on of the best instances of saying "fark youuuuuu" I may have ever seen.
 
2013-09-14 04:35:40 PM
 
2013-09-14 04:56:58 PM
Sad that this didn't make the list...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-14 05:00:23 PM
Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
 
2013-09-14 05:08:10 PM
 
2013-09-14 05:10:27 PM
Not an actual movie, but Brick Vader
 
2013-09-14 05:11:31 PM
Guess the author never saw Die Hard.
 
2013-09-14 05:35:05 PM
Opening scene of "Way Of The Gun."
 
2013-09-14 05:43:45 PM

Mugato: "Hollow?"

"Hollow."

"Fark it."

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That is classic. Also, one of the best uses of SOB. "Son of a biatch must pay"
 
2013-09-14 05:53:47 PM
This moment caught me off guard in The Ringer
 
2013-09-14 06:04:52 PM
"I farked Ted" isn't as good as this in my opinion,plus it just made me like Skyler even less.
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2013-09-14 06:05:09 PM

SearchN: sloughtown4ever: came for The Wire's crime scene scene, left satisfied

Haven't seen you around in a while. You are still farkied as "Have a beer or 3 with him if he makes it to the US". Offers still on the table, but farking Colorado is a bit wet right now.


well, if you're at a loose end around Thanksgiving, you can join me and my Dad in Detroit where we will be drinking liquor out of paper bags outside liquor stores to do like Americans do
 
2013-09-14 06:20:25 PM
"Sometimes, you just have to say 'What the fark.'"
 
2013-09-14 06:21:32 PM

A Terrible Human: "I farked Ted" isn't as good as this in my opinion,plus it just made me like Skyler even less.
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Supposedly AMC allows for one "fark" a season, and Gilligan hasn't used it yet with four episodes to go.

Does Hank die? Does Gomie die? I don't care! When is that "fark" going to be said?
 
2013-09-14 06:28:18 PM
Fark you, that's my name. I think that wins for me, though a close second is the fark scene from the Wire.

The great thing about the Wire scene is how it is used to mean so many things. In fact, fark it I think it is better than Glengarry, but I like that scene a lot too.
 
2013-09-14 06:34:01 PM
 
2013-09-14 06:34:52 PM
I'll throw in Jay's rant in Dogma when they force him down to stop him from hearing God's voice.
 
2013-09-14 06:36:23 PM

Lionel Mandrake: "fark you, fark you, fark you...you're cool...and fark you, I'm out"


This. That is the best "I Quit" of all time.
 
2013-09-14 06:38:29 PM
Good list... I would add the scene from That '70s show when The Foremans pick up Hyde at his place, with Red just yelling FARK at everyone.
 
2013-09-14 06:40:50 PM

zekeburger: I was surprised not to see this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0


I love that one. It's sadly overlooked....

I was also hoping to see "Jingleheimer Junction" and the "Sofa King" commercial from SNL. Not officially an F-bomb, but great ways around it.
 
2013-09-14 06:42:57 PM
Knew
 
2013-09-14 06:48:19 PM

thesharkman: This moment caught me off guard in The Ringer


Yep... My wife and I watched it an laughed our asses off. About a week later, I mentioned watching it to my boss, and without missing a beat or hesitating for a second, she(my boss) looked me straight in the eyes and said "When the fakrk did we get ice cream?". It kinda sticks with you.
 
2013-09-14 06:48:54 PM
If quantity is one measure of 'best', then the character of Deb on the show Dexter would take the prize.
 
2013-09-14 06:49:28 PM
It's not said, but worn on a t-shirt by Lisbeth Salander in 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (U.S.)' movie: "F*ck you you F*cking F*ck", or something like it.

I definitely want that shirt.
 
2013-09-14 06:50:32 PM
 
2013-09-14 06:50:36 PM

jjorsett: If quantity is one measure of 'best', then the character of Deb on the show Dexter would take the prize.


I just love that her work password is 'f*ckingpassword'
 
2013-09-14 06:51:14 PM

jjorsett: If quantity is one measure of 'best', then the character of Deb on the show Dexter would take the prize.


"Jesus Deb, could you lay off the farking eff words for one farking sentence?"

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2013-09-14 06:59:28 PM
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I AM NOT THE MAN WITH WHOM TO fark.
 
2013-09-14 07:00:48 PM
farking filter. fark.
 
2013-09-14 07:01:07 PM

johnnieconnie: It's not said, but worn on a t-shirt by Lisbeth Salander in 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (U.S.)' movie: "F*ck you you F*cking F*ck", or something like it.

I definitely want that shirt.


I was in my favorite watering hole.And this guy was being a prick to my friend who was bartending.I F*cking berated this Motha F*cker,Prolly said f*ck 10 times.Next time I went in there she gave me a lighter that said 'F*ck you ,you F*cking F*ck'.
 
2013-09-14 07:04:03 PM

Mugato: They Fark you at the Drive-thru


That's the one for me.  It's the most memorable -- and frequently quoted -- use of the word I know.

Me:  "Should we go through the drive-through?"
Son #1:  "We can't."
Wife: "Why not?"  (falling completely into trap)
Me, Son #1, Son #2:  "Because the fark you at the drive-though!"
Wife: "Someday, I will kill you all while you sleep."
 
2013-09-14 07:04:33 PM
Clive Owen to Julia Roberts in  Closer

Everytime I hear him say that line, I have to applaud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHBc7lIgmlY

At 1:22
 
2013-09-14 07:05:58 PM

Andyr2120: Wilford Brimley said it in "The Firm", and I almost fell out of my seat!  Up til then, he was always known for playing grandfatherly figures and being the spokesman for fiber supplements for old people. It was beautiful.


A bit like Julie Andrews getting her tits out in "S.O.B." then.
 
2013-09-14 07:14:37 PM
Might be a little obscure, but this one stuck with me.


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Yeah, OK.  Everything is always OK.  When I get my engineering degree and I'm swimming in my swimming pool, it will be very f*cking OK.
 
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2013-09-14 07:28:26 PM
 
2013-09-14 07:39:31 PM

a4dzac: The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the f*ck you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.


the dude abides
 
2013-09-14 07:55:19 PM

W.C.fields forever: johnnieconnie: It's not said, but worn on a t-shirt by Lisbeth Salander in 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (U.S.)' movie: "F*ck you you F*cking F*ck", or something like it.

I definitely want that shirt.

I was in my favorite watering hole.And this guy was being a prick to my friend who was bartending.I F*cking berated this Motha F*cker,Prolly said f*ck 10 times.Next time I went in there she gave me a lighter that said 'F*ck you ,you F*cking F*ck'.


Sweet. It pays to be nice to the bartender/server. Every time.
 
2013-09-14 08:08:21 PM
Season 6 of the Sopranos. Chris goes to Hollywood and gets snubbed by Ben Kingsley. Then they both end up on the same plane:

(Ben turns to his assistant):

FAAaaarK.
 
2013-09-14 08:08:30 PM

Kaiser Blade: I liked The Crow when Eric Draven simply says, "fark" when he gets shot and then crumples to the ground.


I always enjoyed Top Dollar's description.

"Caw. Bang! F*ck, I'm dead!"
 
2013-09-14 08:42:34 PM

I'm late to the party, but I just have to say, when I think of great uses of "fark" in movies, I think of Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.



Let's fark! I'll fark anything that moves!
 
2013-09-14 09:03:25 PM

Cookbook's Anarchist: I'll throw in Jay's rant in Dogma when they force him down to stop him from hearing God's voice.


Forgot about that one. Best lines he's dropped in all of the askewniverse...
 
2013-09-14 09:10:51 PM
 
2013-09-14 09:19:58 PM
This has always been one of my favorites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUBKbd-M9M
Obviously NSFW
 
2013-09-14 09:51:20 PM

chitownmike: all that and not one Tarantino movie, wierd


Some of the best cursing was 4 Rooms.  Tasty farking beverage!
 
2013-09-14 09:55:29 PM
"Now go home and get your farking shinebox."
 
2013-09-14 10:03:17 PM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-09-14 10:17:31 PM

King_Nothing: Guess the author never saw Die Hard.


This, this and more this.
 
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