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2013-09-14 11:49:55 AM
My favorite "Go fark yourself" has to be Wolverine's little cameo in X-Men: First Class. On a mission to bring together as many mutants as they can

Ya know, I just realized that under the so-called "MPAA Guidelines" (More than one such expletive requires an R rating, as must even one of those words used in a sexual context), that should've warranted First Class an R rating, as "Go fark yourself" is definitely used in a sexual context.

But it's the MPAA we're talking about, so unfair application of the guidelines is to be expected.

/That was an awesome cameo
 
2013-09-14 12:06:03 PM
Leonard Nimoy trying to fit golf clubs into his car: "fark!"
 
2013-09-14 12:15:41 PM
 
2013-09-14 01:09:25 PM
Wilford Brimley said it in "The Firm", and I almost fell out of my seat!  Up til then, he was always known for playing grandfatherly figures and being the spokesman for fiber supplements for old people. It was beautiful.
 
2013-09-14 01:24:56 PM
 
2013-09-14 01:43:17 PM
Glad to see Malcom Tucker get some love!

A whovian can only DREAM that Moffett let's him sneak some of his Malcolm Tucker-isms in as the Doctor

/fark you farking Daleks, farkity-bye
 
2013-09-14 01:48:05 PM
I was surprised not to see this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0
 
2013-09-14 01:50:13 PM
Most of that list was an excuse for me to recite the lines, then it became an excuse to talk about how much I love Critters.
 
2013-09-14 01:53:08 PM
Hm.  I am NOT a farking new that, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-09-14 01:59:40 PM
It's the one that says "Bad Motherfarker." The "which one do you think it is" voice inflection kills me every time.
 
2013-09-14 02:00:50 PM

zekeburger: I was surprised not to see this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0


Likewise. Classic.
 
2013-09-14 02:01:05 PM
God damn you Walter! You farkin' asshole! Everything's a farkin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shiat about Vietnam? What the fark, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fark are you talking about?
 
2013-09-14 02:01:37 PM
all that and not one Tarantino movie, wierd
 
2013-09-14 02:06:31 PM
"I farked Ted" is probably the only ever use of the word where I wanted to kill a fictional character because of it.
 
2013-09-14 02:10:00 PM
"fark you, fark you, fark you...you're cool...and fark you, I'm out"
 
2013-09-14 02:11:31 PM
I liked The Crow when Eric Draven simply says, "fark" when he gets shot and then crumples to the ground.
 
2013-09-14 02:11:53 PM
Woody Allen in The Front. Last line in the movie and the only time anybody cusses.
 
2013-09-14 02:12:20 PM
Planes trains autos still the king.
 
2013-09-14 02:13:35 PM
I like the "No f*cking way" line from Awakenings.
 
2013-09-14 02:17:47 PM
Was I supposed to want to punch my monitor during that "Rules of Attraction" scene? God-awful.
 
2013-09-14 02:21:09 PM
That's a good list, but imma gonna have to stop you to include The Front. It's not big or clever swearing, or loud or obnoxious, it is that it is used so defiantly in a film that is so full of fear.
 
2013-09-14 02:23:05 PM

zekeburger: I was surprised not to see this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0


It wasn't? That may be the most glorious use ever
 
2013-09-14 02:26:50 PM
The best part of Rocco's rant in The Boondock Saints was Connor looking at him, after, and saying "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."
 
2013-09-14 02:28:23 PM
 
2013-09-14 02:30:15 PM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-09-14 02:31:00 PM
I haven't been farked like that since grade school.
 
2013-09-14 02:32:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-14 02:34:14 PM
I got two words for you.Shut the F*ck up.
 
2013-09-14 02:41:02 PM
List fails without something from  Midnight Run.
 
2013-09-14 02:47:46 PM

scottydoesntknow: But it's the MPAA we're talking about, so unfair application of the guidelines is to be expected.


Someone over on the MPAA got one hell of a hummer for that one
 
2013-09-14 02:48:39 PM
The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the f*ck you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.
 
2013-09-14 02:53:47 PM

scottydoesntknow: My favorite "Go fark yourself" has to be Wolverine's little cameo in X-Men: First Class. On a mission to bring together as many mutants as they can

Ya know, I just realized that under the so-called "MPAA Guidelines" (More than one such expletive requires an R rating, as must even one of those words used in a sexual context), that should've warranted First Class an R rating, as "Go fark yourself" is definitely used in a sexual context.

But it's the MPAA we're talking about, so unfair application of the guidelines is to be expected.

/That was an awesome cameo


Adventures in Babysitting, The American President both would like words with you!

"Don't Fark with the Lords of Hell!"
"Don't Fark with the babysitter!"
 
2013-09-14 02:53:53 PM
Robert Duvall at the end of Falling Down.
 
2013-09-14 03:13:21 PM
Fark farkity, fark, fark, fark.
 
2013-09-14 03:16:08 PM

bobug: The best part of Rocco's rant in The Boondock Saints was Connor looking at him, after, and saying "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDWzGm1W0WY
 
2013-09-14 03:21:16 PM
 "In a sluggish economy, never ever  fark with another man's livelihood."
 
2013-09-14 03:21:48 PM
 
2013-09-14 03:22:33 PM
came for The Wire's crime scene scene, left satisfied
 
2013-09-14 03:24:30 PM

Fano: Planes Traines Autos


Seriously, that was a good one, with Steve Martin just losing it with Edie McClurg and her calm "Yer f--ked" reply capping it.

Mine: Don Ameche at the end of Trading Places, when told he's gone bankrupt after stock trading closes and his brother is having a heart attack:
"F__K HIM! TURN THE MACHINES BACK ON!"

I always picture Mitt Romney screaming that on election night in 2012.
 
2013-09-14 03:26:11 PM

scottydoesntknow: Ya know, I just realized that under the so-called "MPAA Guidelines" (More than one such expletive requires an R rating, as must even one of those words used in a sexual context), that should've warranted First Class an R rating, as "Go fark yourself" is definitely used in a sexual context.


Not really. It's obviously used as a dismissive term like "fark you". He isn't literally instructing them to have intercourse with themselves. That would be impossible, especially for the cripple. Oh wait, he wasn't a cripple yet. Still, I don't think it has the same sexual connotation as, "I'm going to fark these two guys". Of course the whole debate is silly and childish.
 
2013-09-14 03:31:43 PM
"Hollow?"

"Hollow."

"Fark it."

www.founditemclothing.com
 
2013-09-14 03:35:50 PM
How can the list be complete without Samuel L. Motherfarking Jackson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB-n-QmZQA0 (NSFW, to say the least)
 
2013-09-14 03:38:29 PM
Mary Steenburgen in "Step Brothers"

"What the F*cking F*CK!"
 
2013-09-14 03:39:39 PM
Watched Cockneys vs Zombies this morning. My favorite part of the whole movie is when Alan Ford's character begs his beloved to promise him that she'll kill him if he turns.  The still beautiful Honor Blackman  swears to him 'I will f*cking kill you!'
It's hilarious when old people cuss.
 
2013-09-14 03:52:48 PM
Forget that list.  Here is the very best "Fark you!" in cinema history:

When Harry Met Sally
 
2013-09-14 03:53:52 PM

Fano: Planes trains autos still the king.


Seriously, how the shiat was that not in the article?
 
2013-09-14 04:03:04 PM
"Ya gotta go in and visit the Penguin."

"No. Farking, Way."
 
2013-09-14 04:03:07 PM
Would you like to hear me tell a joke?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olrM6JVA_qE
 
2013-09-14 04:04:33 PM
Frell.
 
2013-09-14 04:11:24 PM

sloughtown4ever: came for The Wire's crime scene scene, left satisfied


Haven't seen you around in a while. You are still farkied as "Have a beer or 3 with him if he makes it to the US". Offers still on the table, but farking Colorado is a bit wet right now.
 
2013-09-14 04:15:11 PM
Shut the fark up Donny!
 
2013-09-14 04:18:42 PM
This was funnier when it was about belgium.

/but only in serious screenplays
 
2013-09-14 04:19:00 PM
Dennis Farina used the F-Bomb eloquently.
 
2013-09-14 04:34:05 PM
While it has more weight on the YOU part, I thought I might see David Caruso from some movie where he might have delivered on of the best instances of saying "fark youuuuuu" I may have ever seen.
 
2013-09-14 04:35:40 PM
 
2013-09-14 04:56:58 PM
Sad that this didn't make the list...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-14 05:00:23 PM
Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
 
2013-09-14 05:08:10 PM
 
2013-09-14 05:10:27 PM
Not an actual movie, but Brick Vader
 
2013-09-14 05:11:31 PM
Guess the author never saw Die Hard.
 
2013-09-14 05:35:05 PM
Opening scene of "Way Of The Gun."
 
2013-09-14 05:43:45 PM

Mugato: "Hollow?"

"Hollow."

"Fark it."

[www.founditemclothing.com image 240x210]


That is classic. Also, one of the best uses of SOB. "Son of a biatch must pay"
 
2013-09-14 05:53:47 PM
This moment caught me off guard in The Ringer
 
2013-09-14 06:04:52 PM
"I farked Ted" isn't as good as this in my opinion,plus it just made me like Skyler even less.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-14 06:05:09 PM

SearchN: sloughtown4ever: came for The Wire's crime scene scene, left satisfied

Haven't seen you around in a while. You are still farkied as "Have a beer or 3 with him if he makes it to the US". Offers still on the table, but farking Colorado is a bit wet right now.


well, if you're at a loose end around Thanksgiving, you can join me and my Dad in Detroit where we will be drinking liquor out of paper bags outside liquor stores to do like Americans do
 
2013-09-14 06:20:25 PM
"Sometimes, you just have to say 'What the fark.'"
 
2013-09-14 06:21:32 PM

A Terrible Human: "I farked Ted" isn't as good as this in my opinion,plus it just made me like Skyler even less.
[i.imgur.com image 500x200]


Supposedly AMC allows for one "fark" a season, and Gilligan hasn't used it yet with four episodes to go.

Does Hank die? Does Gomie die? I don't care! When is that "fark" going to be said?
 
2013-09-14 06:28:18 PM
Fark you, that's my name. I think that wins for me, though a close second is the fark scene from the Wire.

The great thing about the Wire scene is how it is used to mean so many things. In fact, fark it I think it is better than Glengarry, but I like that scene a lot too.
 
2013-09-14 06:34:01 PM
 
2013-09-14 06:34:52 PM
I'll throw in Jay's rant in Dogma when they force him down to stop him from hearing God's voice.
 
2013-09-14 06:36:23 PM

Lionel Mandrake: "fark you, fark you, fark you...you're cool...and fark you, I'm out"


This. That is the best "I Quit" of all time.
 
2013-09-14 06:38:29 PM
Good list... I would add the scene from That '70s show when The Foremans pick up Hyde at his place, with Red just yelling FARK at everyone.
 
2013-09-14 06:40:50 PM

zekeburger: I was surprised not to see this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0


I love that one. It's sadly overlooked....

I was also hoping to see "Jingleheimer Junction" and the "Sofa King" commercial from SNL. Not officially an F-bomb, but great ways around it.
 
2013-09-14 06:42:57 PM
Knew
 
2013-09-14 06:48:19 PM

thesharkman: This moment caught me off guard in The Ringer


Yep... My wife and I watched it an laughed our asses off. About a week later, I mentioned watching it to my boss, and without missing a beat or hesitating for a second, she(my boss) looked me straight in the eyes and said "When the fakrk did we get ice cream?". It kinda sticks with you.
 
2013-09-14 06:48:54 PM
If quantity is one measure of 'best', then the character of Deb on the show Dexter would take the prize.
 
2013-09-14 06:49:28 PM
It's not said, but worn on a t-shirt by Lisbeth Salander in 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (U.S.)' movie: "F*ck you you F*cking F*ck", or something like it.

I definitely want that shirt.
 
2013-09-14 06:50:32 PM
 
2013-09-14 06:50:36 PM

jjorsett: If quantity is one measure of 'best', then the character of Deb on the show Dexter would take the prize.


I just love that her work password is 'f*ckingpassword'
 
2013-09-14 06:51:14 PM

jjorsett: If quantity is one measure of 'best', then the character of Deb on the show Dexter would take the prize.


"Jesus Deb, could you lay off the farking eff words for one farking sentence?"

11.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-14 06:59:28 PM
www.planetpulp.dk
I AM NOT THE MAN WITH WHOM TO fark.
 
2013-09-14 07:00:48 PM
farking filter. fark.
 
2013-09-14 07:01:07 PM

johnnieconnie: It's not said, but worn on a t-shirt by Lisbeth Salander in 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (U.S.)' movie: "F*ck you you F*cking F*ck", or something like it.

I definitely want that shirt.


I was in my favorite watering hole.And this guy was being a prick to my friend who was bartending.I F*cking berated this Motha F*cker,Prolly said f*ck 10 times.Next time I went in there she gave me a lighter that said 'F*ck you ,you F*cking F*ck'.
 
2013-09-14 07:04:03 PM

Mugato: They Fark you at the Drive-thru


That's the one for me.  It's the most memorable -- and frequently quoted -- use of the word I know.

Me:  "Should we go through the drive-through?"
Son #1:  "We can't."
Wife: "Why not?"  (falling completely into trap)
Me, Son #1, Son #2:  "Because the fark you at the drive-though!"
Wife: "Someday, I will kill you all while you sleep."
 
2013-09-14 07:04:33 PM
Clive Owen to Julia Roberts in  Closer

Everytime I hear him say that line, I have to applaud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHBc7lIgmlY

At 1:22
 
2013-09-14 07:05:58 PM

Andyr2120: Wilford Brimley said it in "The Firm", and I almost fell out of my seat!  Up til then, he was always known for playing grandfatherly figures and being the spokesman for fiber supplements for old people. It was beautiful.


A bit like Julie Andrews getting her tits out in "S.O.B." then.
 
2013-09-14 07:14:37 PM
Might be a little obscure, but this one stuck with me.


cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com

Yeah, OK.  Everything is always OK.  When I get my engineering degree and I'm swimming in my swimming pool, it will be very f*cking OK.
 
kth
2013-09-14 07:28:26 PM
 
2013-09-14 07:39:31 PM

a4dzac: The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the f*ck you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.


the dude abides
 
2013-09-14 07:55:19 PM

W.C.fields forever: johnnieconnie: It's not said, but worn on a t-shirt by Lisbeth Salander in 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (U.S.)' movie: "F*ck you you F*cking F*ck", or something like it.

I definitely want that shirt.

I was in my favorite watering hole.And this guy was being a prick to my friend who was bartending.I F*cking berated this Motha F*cker,Prolly said f*ck 10 times.Next time I went in there she gave me a lighter that said 'F*ck you ,you F*cking F*ck'.


Sweet. It pays to be nice to the bartender/server. Every time.
 
2013-09-14 08:08:21 PM
Season 6 of the Sopranos. Chris goes to Hollywood and gets snubbed by Ben Kingsley. Then they both end up on the same plane:

(Ben turns to his assistant):

FAAaaarK.
 
2013-09-14 08:08:30 PM

Kaiser Blade: I liked The Crow when Eric Draven simply says, "fark" when he gets shot and then crumples to the ground.


I always enjoyed Top Dollar's description.

"Caw. Bang! F*ck, I'm dead!"
 
2013-09-14 08:42:34 PM

I'm late to the party, but I just have to say, when I think of great uses of "fark" in movies, I think of Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.



Let's fark! I'll fark anything that moves!
 
2013-09-14 09:03:25 PM

Cookbook's Anarchist: I'll throw in Jay's rant in Dogma when they force him down to stop him from hearing God's voice.


Forgot about that one. Best lines he's dropped in all of the askewniverse...
 
2013-09-14 09:10:51 PM
 
2013-09-14 09:19:58 PM
This has always been one of my favorites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUBKbd-M9M
Obviously NSFW
 
2013-09-14 09:51:20 PM

chitownmike: all that and not one Tarantino movie, wierd


Some of the best cursing was 4 Rooms.  Tasty farking beverage!
 
2013-09-14 09:55:29 PM
"Now go home and get your farking shinebox."
 
2013-09-14 10:03:17 PM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-09-14 10:17:31 PM

King_Nothing: Guess the author never saw Die Hard.


This, this and more this.
 
2013-09-14 10:26:11 PM

Scaevola: List fails without something from  Midnight Run.


Now, here come two words for you: Shut the f*ck up.
 
2013-09-14 10:26:37 PM
Ripley: Who do I have to fark to get off this boat?

Tony Montana: You wanna fark with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Frank: A mental mind fark can be nice.

/because fark you, that's why
 
2013-09-14 10:27:11 PM
 
2013-09-14 10:32:28 PM
No love for scareface?  The Pacino rants? Not to mention Mel?  "Maybe you can hondo yourself a couple of one way tickets to the resurection",,  eh,, eh,,, "farking punk,,,  So long Mel!,,, eh,, eh,, FARK YOU!!!! Plunk.
 
2013-09-14 10:36:04 PM
 
2013-09-14 10:41:04 PM

scottydoesntknow: My favorite "Go fark yourself" has to be Wolverine's little cameo in X-Men: First Class. On a mission to bring together as many mutants as they can

Ya know, I just realized that under the so-called "MPAA Guidelines" (More than one such expletive requires an R rating, as must even one of those words used in a sexual context), that should've warranted First Class an R rating, as "Go fark yourself" is definitely used in a sexual context.

But it's the MPAA we're talking about, so unfair application of the guidelines is to be expected.

/That was an awesome cameo




One "fark" (and only one) is allowed in PG-13 movies.
 
2013-09-14 10:43:46 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-09-14 10:49:34 PM
 
2013-09-14 10:59:06 PM
 
2013-09-14 11:00:54 PM

W.C.fields forever: Dennis Farina used the F-Bomb eloquently.


Hoopy Frood: The farking best of Dennis Farina saying fark (NSFW language, obviously).


Thank you, you F*cking F*ck ball
 
2013-09-14 11:01:41 PM

Buttle not Tuttle: I'm late to the party, but I just have to say, when I think of great uses of "fark" in movies, I think of Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.

Let's fark! I'll fark anything that moves!


Read the headline and that was the first thing I thought of as well.
 
2013-09-14 11:10:16 PM
This thread is so testosterone heavy. We need more F-bombing gals:

The Pepsi board meeting scene from "Mommie Dearest:"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooSHVPKkY9o

And in "Girls Will Be Girls," the F-bomb is the first word spoken in the film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QORc3iTMhyc
 
2013-09-14 11:11:32 PM

omeganuepsilon: chitownmike: all that and not one Tarantino movie, wierd

Some of the best cursing was 4 Rooms.  Tasty farking beverage!


yeah but its basically 'that's a good farking farking shake'
 
2013-09-14 11:18:56 PM
p.twimg.com
 
2013-09-14 11:21:30 PM

23FPB23: [p.twimg.com image 850x478]


Heh. Good one.
 
2013-09-14 11:28:06 PM

John Buck 41: 23FPB23: [p.twimg.com image 850x478]

Heh. Good one.


Yeah I appreciate raunchy humor as much as the next asshole does.  But, finally getting around to procreating (we had our little boy when I was 39...he's 2 1/2 now) gave me a new appreciation for the shock value of that scene.

And an appreciation of the frustration children often bring.

/jk
//kinda
 
2013-09-14 11:53:40 PM
List isn't complete without this scene from the Boondock Saints

http://youtu.be/pDWzGm1W0WY
 
2013-09-14 11:57:44 PM
South Park movie  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsMcdEswK8k
or how about the vid from Half Baked eh  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlclUwqDo3s
 
2013-09-15 12:05:48 AM
Leary: "I have a rendezvous with death. And so does the president. So do you, if you get too close to me."

Horrigan: "You have a rendezvous with my ass, motherfarker!"
 
2013-09-15 12:34:11 AM

mafiageek1980: Glad to see Malcom Tucker get some love!

A whovian can only DREAM that Moffett let's him sneak some of his Malcolm Tucker-isms in as the Doctor

/fark you farking Daleks, farkity-bye


Malcolm's best one is his self-censored one: "Sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F star star, coont!"
Actually, I tell a lie. Most of his lines are great.
 
2013-09-15 12:45:52 AM
Diversity of the word.

www.cultureblues.com

/hot link
//oh ya movie Fark hates.
 
2013-09-15 01:00:03 AM
From Dusk Til Dawn


Chet P*ssy's whole hype outside the T*tty Twister
and then at the end...

...If you can find cheaper p*ssy anywhere else,
F*ck it!

/a perfect Cheech Marin statement
 
2013-09-15 01:04:15 AM
That kid's crazy.  He needs to see a farking psychiatrist.
.....

I am the farking shore patrol!
....

bonus:

If he gets pussy out of that I'll eat my flat hat.
 
2013-09-15 01:19:47 AM

johnnieconnie: It's not said, but worn on a t-shirt by Lisbeth Salander in 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (U.S.)' movie: "F*ck you you F*cking F*ck", or something like it.

I definitely want that shirt.


I own that shirt. Found it at a sidewalk stand in NYC years ago. A must have.
 
2013-09-15 01:50:30 AM
 
2013-09-15 01:51:32 AM

W.C.fields forever: johnnieconnie: It's not said, but worn on a t-shirt by Lisbeth Salander in 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (U.S.)' movie: "F*ck you you F*cking F*ck", or something like it.

I definitely want that shirt.

I was in my favorite watering hole.And this guy was being a prick to my friend who was bartending.I F*cking berated this Motha F*cker,Prolly said f*ck 10 times.Next time I went in there she gave me a lighter that said 'F*ck you ,you F*cking F*ck'.


I still love the short this one friend has that says "Do I Look Like  A farking People Person To You?".

/fits her personality
 
2013-09-15 01:57:37 AM
While there are some nice uses of 'FARK' here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrJ1Sd1qtlk

I really just enjoy seeing the actress who played Donatella Moss on West Wing say "I like c*nt."
 
2013-09-15 02:01:30 AM
Not movie or TV but relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt8_HybhM5Q
 
2013-09-15 04:21:05 AM

Andyr2120: Wilford Brimley said it in "The Firm", and I almost fell out of my seat!  Up til then, he was always known for playing grandfatherly figures and being the spokesman for fiber supplements for old people. It was beautiful.


Thank you  Andyr2120 for the farking TotalFark sponsorship! I will do my best to put it to farking good use.
 
2013-09-15 04:40:00 AM
One of my favorite movies, Used Cars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hybHmORCMo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ip8gspFaH8

While illegally breaking into a broadcast: "What the fark is this?"
"Did he just say fark? He can't say fark on tv, that's an FCC violation..."
 
2013-09-15 06:15:10 AM

K.B.O. Winston: While there are some nice uses of 'FARK' here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrJ1Sd1qtlk

I really just enjoy seeing the actress who played Donatella Moss on West Wing say "I like c*nt."


The sound on that one made it almost unwatchable.
 
2013-09-15 06:20:49 AM
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2013-09-15 07:19:30 AM
Col. Meyers: What's your assessment of this situation, Gunny?
Highway: It's a cluster f*ck, sir.
Col. Meyers: Say again?
Highway: Marines are fighting men. They shouldn't be sitting around on their sorry asses filling out request forms for equipment they should already have, sir
 
2013-09-15 07:54:51 AM

zekeburger: I was surprised not to see this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0


^^This. PT&A would've been a PG-rated film (and been seen by a larger audience) were it not for this sole scene. However, Frank Oz and Steve Martin decided that it was so funny - they kept it in and risked the R. Gotta respect that.
 
2013-09-15 07:57:03 AM
And lest we forget ... the Indian guy trying to use curse words like an American?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCj0meJ1Uiw
 
2013-09-15 08:42:11 AM
My favorite and certainly NSFW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tPs1Fn8xeY

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2013-09-15 10:02:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJvdf8U7C60

The fortune cookie scene in Mickey Blue Eyes.

"Not waitress--OWNER!!"
 
2013-09-15 10:28:44 AM

scumshine: My favorite and certainly NSFW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tPs1Fn8xeY

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A funnier version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg  (NSFW)
 
2013-09-15 10:42:27 AM
For you consideration:
Blind Fury
Four people get trapped in an elevator.
Bro 1: "Shait!"
Bro 2: "Fark!"
Bro 1 & 2: "Shiat Fark!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipcnjhjIBQM (NSFW, due to language.)
 
2013-09-15 11:06:13 AM
"I am NOT drinking any farking Merlot!!!"
 
2013-09-15 11:42:47 AM
www.brobible.com
 
2013-09-15 11:44:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIGBP3-JsXw
Terrible quality, but that scene always gets a laugh out of me personally.
 
2013-09-15 12:38:59 PM
You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
 
2013-09-15 02:52:55 PM
That wasn't even Arnold's best "fark you, asshole" scene - this one was.
 
2013-09-15 03:34:01 PM
Clicked for Half Baked and Boondock Saints...leaving satisfied.
 
2013-09-15 06:39:05 PM
Any scene from The Commitments is bound to qualify!
 
2013-09-15 07:30:44 PM
How it "MOM! THE MEATLOAF!!!!! F*CK!!!!!" not on this list?
 
2013-09-15 08:25:32 PM

Skarekrough: Opening scene of "Way Of The Gun."


Thank you. I felt the list was severely lacking that.
 
2013-09-15 08:52:24 PM

Lionel Mandrake: "fark you, fark you, fark you...you're cool...and fark you, I'm out"


I thought about that scene last week while waiting in my car for my McMuffin.  I thought that someday I'm going to have to quit a job that way.  I came in here to submit that one but I'm too late.
 
2013-09-15 09:18:44 PM
Honorable mention as well to Repo Man.

Leila: What about our relationship?

Otto: What?

Leila: Our relationship!

Otto: fark that!

Leila: I'm glad I tortured you!
 
2013-09-15 09:57:34 PM
On the TV show Dexter his sister Debs has  a lot of good swearing moments, but this made me laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdzn4X26Ids
 
2013-09-15 10:02:26 PM
"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FARKING COUCH!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbubW7IxNG8
 
2013-09-16 01:41:24 AM
What? No John Carpenter love?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fP-0-dEHhA
 
2013-09-16 01:44:01 AM
Sorry bawsoot, the page didn't refresh, didn't see your post. Nice to see we stepped in with two beautiful ones from The Thing.
 
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