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(Onion AV Club)   The best uses of "F*CK" in movies and TV (Not Safe For Work language, obviously, but you f*cking knew that)   (avclub.com) divider line 154
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2013-09-14 11:49:55 AM
My favorite "Go fark yourself" has to be Wolverine's little cameo in X-Men: First Class. On a mission to bring together as many mutants as they can

Ya know, I just realized that under the so-called "MPAA Guidelines" (More than one such expletive requires an R rating, as must even one of those words used in a sexual context), that should've warranted First Class an R rating, as "Go fark yourself" is definitely used in a sexual context.

But it's the MPAA we're talking about, so unfair application of the guidelines is to be expected.

/That was an awesome cameo
 
2013-09-14 12:06:03 PM
Leonard Nimoy trying to fit golf clubs into his car: "fark!"
 
2013-09-14 12:15:41 PM
 
2013-09-14 01:09:25 PM
Wilford Brimley said it in "The Firm", and I almost fell out of my seat!  Up til then, he was always known for playing grandfatherly figures and being the spokesman for fiber supplements for old people. It was beautiful.
 
2013-09-14 01:24:56 PM
 
2013-09-14 01:43:17 PM
Glad to see Malcom Tucker get some love!

A whovian can only DREAM that Moffett let's him sneak some of his Malcolm Tucker-isms in as the Doctor

/fark you farking Daleks, farkity-bye
 
2013-09-14 01:48:05 PM
I was surprised not to see this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0
 
2013-09-14 01:50:13 PM
Most of that list was an excuse for me to recite the lines, then it became an excuse to talk about how much I love Critters.
 
2013-09-14 01:53:08 PM
Hm.  I am NOT a farking new that, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-09-14 01:59:40 PM
It's the one that says "Bad Motherfarker." The "which one do you think it is" voice inflection kills me every time.
 
2013-09-14 02:00:50 PM

zekeburger: I was surprised not to see this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0


Likewise. Classic.
 
2013-09-14 02:01:05 PM
God damn you Walter! You farkin' asshole! Everything's a farkin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shiat about Vietnam? What the fark, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fark are you talking about?
 
2013-09-14 02:01:37 PM
all that and not one Tarantino movie, wierd
 
2013-09-14 02:06:31 PM
"I farked Ted" is probably the only ever use of the word where I wanted to kill a fictional character because of it.
 
2013-09-14 02:10:00 PM
"fark you, fark you, fark you...you're cool...and fark you, I'm out"
 
2013-09-14 02:11:31 PM
I liked The Crow when Eric Draven simply says, "fark" when he gets shot and then crumples to the ground.
 
2013-09-14 02:11:53 PM
Woody Allen in The Front. Last line in the movie and the only time anybody cusses.
 
2013-09-14 02:12:20 PM
Planes trains autos still the king.
 
2013-09-14 02:13:35 PM
I like the "No f*cking way" line from Awakenings.
 
2013-09-14 02:17:47 PM
Was I supposed to want to punch my monitor during that "Rules of Attraction" scene? God-awful.
 
2013-09-14 02:21:09 PM
That's a good list, but imma gonna have to stop you to include The Front. It's not big or clever swearing, or loud or obnoxious, it is that it is used so defiantly in a film that is so full of fear.
 
2013-09-14 02:23:05 PM

zekeburger: I was surprised not to see this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0


It wasn't? That may be the most glorious use ever
 
2013-09-14 02:26:50 PM
The best part of Rocco's rant in The Boondock Saints was Connor looking at him, after, and saying "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."
 
2013-09-14 02:28:23 PM
 
2013-09-14 02:30:15 PM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-09-14 02:31:00 PM
I haven't been farked like that since grade school.
 
2013-09-14 02:32:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-14 02:34:14 PM
I got two words for you.Shut the F*ck up.
 
2013-09-14 02:41:02 PM
List fails without something from  Midnight Run.
 
2013-09-14 02:47:46 PM

scottydoesntknow: But it's the MPAA we're talking about, so unfair application of the guidelines is to be expected.


Someone over on the MPAA got one hell of a hummer for that one
 
2013-09-14 02:48:39 PM
The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the f*ck you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.
 
2013-09-14 02:53:47 PM

scottydoesntknow: My favorite "Go fark yourself" has to be Wolverine's little cameo in X-Men: First Class. On a mission to bring together as many mutants as they can

Ya know, I just realized that under the so-called "MPAA Guidelines" (More than one such expletive requires an R rating, as must even one of those words used in a sexual context), that should've warranted First Class an R rating, as "Go fark yourself" is definitely used in a sexual context.

But it's the MPAA we're talking about, so unfair application of the guidelines is to be expected.

/That was an awesome cameo


Adventures in Babysitting, The American President both would like words with you!

"Don't Fark with the Lords of Hell!"
"Don't Fark with the babysitter!"
 
2013-09-14 02:53:53 PM
Robert Duvall at the end of Falling Down.
 
2013-09-14 03:13:21 PM
Fark farkity, fark, fark, fark.
 
2013-09-14 03:16:08 PM

bobug: The best part of Rocco's rant in The Boondock Saints was Connor looking at him, after, and saying "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDWzGm1W0WY
 
2013-09-14 03:21:16 PM
 "In a sluggish economy, never ever  fark with another man's livelihood."
 
2013-09-14 03:21:48 PM
 
2013-09-14 03:22:33 PM
came for The Wire's crime scene scene, left satisfied
 
2013-09-14 03:24:30 PM

Fano: Planes Traines Autos


Seriously, that was a good one, with Steve Martin just losing it with Edie McClurg and her calm "Yer f--ked" reply capping it.

Mine: Don Ameche at the end of Trading Places, when told he's gone bankrupt after stock trading closes and his brother is having a heart attack:
"F__K HIM! TURN THE MACHINES BACK ON!"

I always picture Mitt Romney screaming that on election night in 2012.
 
2013-09-14 03:26:11 PM

scottydoesntknow: Ya know, I just realized that under the so-called "MPAA Guidelines" (More than one such expletive requires an R rating, as must even one of those words used in a sexual context), that should've warranted First Class an R rating, as "Go fark yourself" is definitely used in a sexual context.


Not really. It's obviously used as a dismissive term like "fark you". He isn't literally instructing them to have intercourse with themselves. That would be impossible, especially for the cripple. Oh wait, he wasn't a cripple yet. Still, I don't think it has the same sexual connotation as, "I'm going to fark these two guys". Of course the whole debate is silly and childish.
 
2013-09-14 03:31:43 PM
"Hollow?"

"Hollow."

"Fark it."

www.founditemclothing.com
 
2013-09-14 03:35:50 PM
How can the list be complete without Samuel L. Motherfarking Jackson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB-n-QmZQA0 (NSFW, to say the least)
 
2013-09-14 03:38:29 PM
Mary Steenburgen in "Step Brothers"

"What the F*cking F*CK!"
 
2013-09-14 03:39:39 PM
Watched Cockneys vs Zombies this morning. My favorite part of the whole movie is when Alan Ford's character begs his beloved to promise him that she'll kill him if he turns.  The still beautiful Honor Blackman  swears to him 'I will f*cking kill you!'
It's hilarious when old people cuss.
 
2013-09-14 03:52:48 PM
Forget that list.  Here is the very best "Fark you!" in cinema history:

When Harry Met Sally
 
2013-09-14 03:53:52 PM

Fano: Planes trains autos still the king.


Seriously, how the shiat was that not in the article?
 
2013-09-14 04:03:04 PM
"Ya gotta go in and visit the Penguin."

"No. Farking, Way."
 
2013-09-14 04:03:07 PM
Would you like to hear me tell a joke?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olrM6JVA_qE
 
2013-09-14 04:04:33 PM
Frell.
 
2013-09-14 04:11:24 PM

sloughtown4ever: came for The Wire's crime scene scene, left satisfied


Haven't seen you around in a while. You are still farkied as "Have a beer or 3 with him if he makes it to the US". Offers still on the table, but farking Colorado is a bit wet right now.
 
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