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(Inside World Soccer)   Swiss soccer club to hire strippers for pre-match show in bid to attract fans   (insideworldsoccer.com) divider line 13
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2013-09-14 11:51:56 AM  
In related news, Switzerland is an even less hospitable place for professional soccer than the U.S.
 
2013-09-14 12:07:08 PM  
I've seen this before...

files.myopera.com
 
2013-09-14 01:55:55 PM  
This will work, because only straight male adults go to soccer games and leave their children at home.
 
2013-09-14 01:56:06 PM  
Now there is a club that desperately needs to score
 
2013-09-14 02:10:22 PM  

Apos: In related news, Switzerland is an even less hospitable place for professional soccer than the U.S.


People don't show up when the same team buys the title every year.
 
2013-09-14 03:34:47 PM  
"Scantily clad" not nude.  They're hiring cheerleaders / dancers.
 
2013-09-14 04:24:14 PM  

It is what it is: This will work, because only straight male adults go to soccer games and leave their children at home.


For years and years, this was true. In the 80's, you couldn't take kids to soccer games, period. Similar to the Los Angeles Raiders.
 
2013-09-14 05:57:52 PM  

Lifeless: Apos: In related news, Switzerland is an even less hospitable place for professional soccer than the U.S.

People don't show up when the same team buys the title every year.


I disagree people still go to basketball games
 
2013-09-14 07:34:59 PM  

CipollinaFan: Lifeless: Apos: In related news, Switzerland is an even less hospitable place for professional soccer than the U.S.

People don't show up when the same team buys the title every year.

I disagree people still go to basketball games


In before Mike_Lowell's endless defense of the NBA (or is it just his method of trolling?)

Switzlerand does have some great hockey fans though
 
2013-09-14 09:51:13 PM  
Seems like a fail.  If I want to see strippers I go to a strip club.

Why the hell would I go to a soccer match to see strippers?

Then again Hooters has been a rousing success despite their crappy food and not nude waitresses.
 
2013-09-14 10:06:28 PM  
Strongly disappointed that the Young Boys weren't the ones hiring strippers.
 
2013-09-15 05:55:21 AM  

ciderczar: Strongly disappointed that the Young Boys weren't the ones hiring strippers.


Lol, I also checked to see which Swiss club.

"I want a show before kick-off. Preferably scantily clad, sexy dancers to entertain fans before the game. The stadium would be full - guaranteed!"

Soooo cheerleaders. What's the problem here?
 
2013-09-15 06:07:12 AM  

It is what it is: This will work, because only straight male adults go to soccer games and leave their children at home.


This isn't the MLS, it's not necessarily family friendly over here. I would think twice about bringing a wife and kids to a match, and there are a number of matches I certainly would not (most of the derbies plus a handful of problem clubs).
 
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