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(CBS San Francisco)   San Francisco police eventually arrest man who climbed up a pole at an intersection while naked, after determining that his behavior was unusual, even by San Francisco standards   (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com) divider line 32
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2013-09-14 08:18:04 AM
Usually when someone gets naked in public like that, especially if they do something like climb a pole or go running through traffic, it's someone with bipolar disorder going through a manic phase.

Here's hoping the cops treated the guy as the mental health patient that he is.

/betting the cops didn't give a flying fark about the guy's mental state
 
2013-09-14 10:57:22 AM
Hopped up on goofballs. Open fire.
 
2013-09-14 10:58:28 AM
SF cops have DMT tasers now, they administer borderline lethal doses of the heaviest sludge-psychedelics intrapainfully to random folk as they go about their business then once the otherwise brown shoe civilian starts climbing poles naked screaming at the rainbows the cops hit them again with the antidote - a life in the system.
Someone profits, probably the mayor.
 
2013-09-14 10:59:16 AM
"even by San Francisco standards"

Question answered before I could ask it.
 
2013-09-14 11:00:16 AM

YoOjo: SF cops have DMT tasers now, they administer borderline lethal doses of the heaviest sludge-psychedelics intrapainfully to random folk as they go about their business then once the otherwise brown shoe civilian starts climbing poles naked screaming at the rainbows the cops hit them again with the antidote - a life in the system.
Someone profits, probably the mayor.


Next up the pole... YoOjo

/hey I can see my house from up here...
 
2013-09-14 11:01:01 AM
Guy should gave gone to Berkley.
 
2013-09-14 11:01:08 AM

YoOjo: SF cops have DMT tasers now, they administer borderline lethal doses of the heaviest sludge-psychedelics intrapainfully to random folk as they go about their business then once the otherwise brown shoe civilian starts climbing poles naked screaming at the rainbows the cops hit them again with the antidote - a life in the system.
Someone profits, probably the mayor.


Google is no use in figuring out what a "DMT taser" is. Would you be so kind as to explain?
 
2013-09-14 11:04:52 AM

YoOjo: SF cops have DMT tasers now, they administer borderline lethal doses of the heaviest sludge-psychedelics intrapainfully to random folk as they go about their business then once the otherwise brown shoe civilian starts climbing poles naked screaming at the rainbows the cops hit them again with the antidote - a life in the system.
Someone profits, probably the mayor.


Bath salts are a helluva drug.
 
2013-09-14 11:05:17 AM

generallyso: YoOjo: SF cops have DMT tasers now, they administer borderline lethal doses of the heaviest sludge-psychedelics intrapainfully to random folk as they go about their business then once the otherwise brown shoe civilian starts climbing poles naked screaming at the rainbows the cops hit them again with the antidote - a life in the system.
Someone profits, probably the mayor.

Google is no use in figuring out what a "DMT taser" is. Would you be so kind as to explain?


A taser is a gun that has little sharks on leashes, they are fired at people that need a heart attack.
DMT is a molecule made by the wizard people from space, it fools you into thinking you're Joe Rogan.
A DMT taser combines the two.
 
2013-09-14 11:06:04 AM
I get what subby means, if he climbed up for a short time and climbed back down then no one would've cared.  Showing dedication by staying up there for several hours is what was really weird.
 
2013-09-14 11:07:59 AM

YoOjo: generallyso: YoOjo: SF cops have DMT tasers now, they administer borderline lethal doses of the heaviest sludge-psychedelics intrapainfully to random folk as they go about their business then once the otherwise brown shoe civilian starts climbing poles naked screaming at the rainbows the cops hit them again with the antidote - a life in the system.
Someone profits, probably the mayor.

Google is no use in figuring out what a "DMT taser" is. Would you be so kind as to explain?

A taser is a gun that has little sharks on leashes, they are fired at people that need a heart attack.
DMT is a molecule made by the wizard people from space, it fools you into thinking you're Joe Rogan.
A DMT taser combines the two.


Would a DMT taser have little sharks on leashes with freakin' lasers on their heads?
 
2013-09-14 11:18:09 AM

MFAWG: Guy should gave gone to Berkley.


It's "Berkeley" and these days it's rather calm and plane-jane compared to The City.
These days a person running/walking around naked and up a pole is NOT uncommon, subby got that right but to me, both seem way to cold fo that kind of activity, and up a pole (wood or metal) , even more so!
 
2013-09-14 11:26:25 AM
i for one am thankful he wasn't wearing clown makeup.
 
2013-09-14 11:27:40 AM
Actually by SF standards, this is pretty routine.
 
2013-09-14 11:31:20 AM
Are we sure he wasn't protesting the recent crackdowns on public nudity in SF?
 
2013-09-14 11:34:22 AM
It's true, rarely is San Francisco naked guy pole climbing performed  at an intersection.  That's craaaazy!
 
2013-09-14 11:41:45 AM
Sounds like the next mayor to me.
 
2013-09-14 11:53:50 AM
Slow news day in SF?
 
2013-09-14 12:25:49 PM
"Shyy said a police negotiator was called to the scene and eventually the man came down just before 2 p.m "

I thought police negotiator = sniper.
 
2013-09-14 12:29:37 PM
This guy is why BART employees need to be paid so well.
 
2013-09-14 12:35:39 PM
What is with all the naked people headlines lately?
 
2013-09-14 12:40:18 PM

ladyfortuna: What is with all the naked people headlines lately?


Clothes are for squares, ain't you heard?
 
2013-09-14 01:59:04 PM
San Francisco is the New Jersey of the west coast.
 
2013-09-14 06:26:35 PM
Mental illness or drugs, both of which are common in sf.

Did the article change since you posted, or did you read the article?

It says he was taken for a mental health eval. No mention of subby's claim he was arrested.
 
2013-09-14 06:29:40 PM

umadbro: San Francisco is the New Jersey of the west coast.


Full of roided up guidos?

Not sure what you're referencing.but i don't see the comparison.
 
2013-09-14 06:30:49 PM

o'really: Mental illness or drugs, both of which are common in sf.

Did the article change since you posted, or did you read the article?

It says he was taken for a mental health eval. No mention of subby's claim he was arrested.


This was in response to the initial post. Mobile phone fail.
 
2013-09-14 06:36:26 PM

ladyfortuna: What is with all the naked people headlines lately?


Winter is coming.
 
2013-09-14 06:43:39 PM

lack of warmth: YoOjo: generallyso: YoOjo: SF cops have DMT tasers now, they administer borderline lethal doses of the heaviest sludge-psychedelics intrapainfully to random folk as they go about their business then once the otherwise brown shoe civilian starts climbing poles naked screaming at the rainbows the cops hit them again with the antidote - a life in the system.
Someone profits, probably the mayor.

Google is no use in figuring out what a "DMT taser" is. Would you be so kind as to explain?

A taser is a gun that has little sharks on leashes, they are fired at people that need a heart attack.
DMT is a molecule made by the wizard people from space, it fools you into thinking you're Joe Rogan.
A DMT taser combines the two.

Would a DMT taser have little sharks on leashes with freakin' lasers on their heads?


Now you're being ridiculous
 
2013-09-14 11:46:52 PM

Apos: Are we sure he wasn't protesting the recent crackdowns on public nudity in SF?


So you are saying he protested a crackdown by cracking up, so to speak?
 
2013-09-14 11:55:50 PM

umadbro: San Francisco is the New Jersey of the west coast.


That's not true. You have to pay to cross a bridge into SF, but you have to pay to get out of Jersey, and it's worth every farking cent.
 
2013-09-14 11:57:15 PM
And the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.
 
2013-09-15 07:30:13 AM
We spent the rest of that day and most of that night,

Trying to find my brother, Bill.

Caught up with him 'bout six o'clock the next morn.

Naked, swinging on the windmill.

He said he flew up there.
 
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