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(Soshiok)   Bakery only sells baked goods that are grey-colored and thematically tied to mental illness. Somebody needs to tell the baker to turn his frown upside-down cake   (soshiok.com) divider line 35
    More: Strange, Depressed Cake Shop, Kuala Lumpur, Emma Thomas, mental illness  
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4784 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Sep 2013 at 10:38 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-14 10:39:36 AM  
Baked goods make me fart.
 
2013-09-14 10:42:34 AM  
Anything you buy there should come with a sample of Prozac.
 
2013-09-14 10:45:46 AM  
Oh oh, five minutes to walnut brownies. Oh oh, four minutes to walnut brownies.
 
2013-09-14 10:46:51 AM  
I hope you didn't pull something with that headline stretch, subby. You should warm up with simpler puns and innuendo before attempting such an advanced move.
 
2013-09-14 10:48:57 AM  
Here's a picture of someone in the OCD section:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-14 10:52:00 AM  
Mentally ill bakery, you say...

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

/should go without saying, but you might want to avoid the cupcakes
 
2013-09-14 10:53:01 AM  
Grey cakes aren't a thing. When you mix HFCS with grey food coloring it creates a negation in the food chain that can best be compared with a Grey Hole, the cosmic phenomena whereby matter becomes neither anti-matter or matter but just doesn't exist. This is why it is best to use bright pastel colors on baked goods, that way they will still be there when you wish to eat them.
 
2013-09-14 10:54:48 AM  
Still sounds better than a cold sore cupcake

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2013-09-14 10:55:53 AM  
The grey stuff is delicious. Don't believe me, ask the dishes.
 
2013-09-14 10:56:21 AM  
Cakes not to donate to a mental illness themed bakery: banana bread, fruitcake, and for the Syvia Plaths in the audience, the petit four.
 
2013-09-14 10:58:34 AM  

Onkel Buck: Still sounds better than a cold sore cupcake


I find that a bit disturbing.
 
2013-09-14 11:02:28 AM  
If you've seen Detachment, you wouldn't eat those cupcakes.
 
2013-09-14 11:02:55 AM  
A theme bakery? What a great idea!
www.thebraiser.com
 
2013-09-14 11:07:13 AM  

EvilVanMan: Onkel Buck: Still sounds better than a cold sore cupcake

I find that a bit disturbing.


It's actually good for a number of occasions.  You can turn it 90 degrees and have a genital wart vagina cupcake too!
 
2013-09-14 11:07:25 AM  

EvilVanMan: Onkel Buck: Still sounds better than a cold sore cupcake

I find that a bit disturbing.


If you tilt your head to the side it makes more sense.
 
2013-09-14 11:08:06 AM  

Nuclear Monk: It's actually good for a number of occasions. You can turn it 90 degrees and have a genital wart vagina cupcake too!


*shake tiny fisting*
 
2013-09-14 11:29:11 AM  

BumpInTheNight: EvilVanMan: Onkel Buck: Still sounds better than a cold sore cupcake

I find that a bit disturbing.

If you tilt your head to the side it makes more sense.


Nope, still disturbing.
 
2013-09-14 11:36:55 AM  
You don't like it, hallucinate your own colors.
 
2013-09-14 11:48:02 AM  

jenny next: You don't like it, hallucinate your own colors.


highermindhealth.com
 
2013-09-14 12:02:40 PM  
The amount of artificial color needed to attain a grey color in food will be the real culprit behind any chemical imbalance in the brain.
 
2013-09-14 12:04:11 PM  

offmymeds: jenny next: You don't like it, hallucinate your own colors.

[highermindhealth.com image 850x600]


If you ever get the opportunity to watch the movie Ryan you would see this comic you posted to the Nth power.
 
2013-09-14 12:07:27 PM  

JonnyBGoode: A theme bakery? What a great idea!
[www.thebraiser.com image 550x360]


the last funny sketch
 
2013-09-14 12:09:00 PM  

George Babbitt: offmymeds: jenny next: You don't like it, hallucinate your own colors.

[highermindhealth.com image 850x600]

If you ever get the opportunity to watch the movie Ryan you would see this comic you posted to the Nth power.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvfgLBMmtVs
 
2013-09-14 12:27:33 PM  

YoOjo: George Babbitt: offmymeds: jenny next: You don't like it, hallucinate your own colors.

[highermindhealth.com image 850x600]

If you ever get the opportunity to watch the movie Ryan you would see this comic you posted to the Nth power.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvfgLBMmtVs


"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."

/sad
 
2013-09-14 12:39:09 PM  

YoOjo: George Babbitt: offmymeds: jenny next: You don't like it, hallucinate your own colors.

[highermindhealth.com image 850x600]

If you ever get the opportunity to watch the movie Ryan you would see this comic you posted to the Nth power.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvfgLBMmtVs


Page says that "the uploader has not made this video available in your country." WTF?
 
2013-09-14 12:45:58 PM  

offmymeds: YoOjo: George Babbitt: offmymeds: jenny next: You don't like it, hallucinate your own colors.

[highermindhealth.com image 850x600]

If you ever get the opportunity to watch the movie Ryan you would see this comic you posted to the Nth power.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvfgLBMmtVs

Page says that "the uploader has not made this video available in your country." WTF?


I'm in the UK presently, the YouTube video was posted by NFB (National Film Board of Canada) so maybe they like the UK and not the US?
 
2013-09-14 12:55:19 PM  

EvilVanMan: BumpInTheNight: EvilVanMan: Onkel Buck: Still sounds better than a cold sore cupcake

I find that a bit disturbing.

If you tilt your head to the side it makes more sense.

Nope, still disturbing.


Still contagious, too.

Possibly.

I wouldn't chance it.
 
2013-09-14 12:59:03 PM  

YoOjo: offmymeds: YoOjo: George Babbitt: offmymeds: jenny next: You don't like it, hallucinate your own colors.

[highermindhealth.com image 850x600]

If you ever get the opportunity to watch the movie Ryan you would see this comic you posted to the Nth power.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvfgLBMmtVs

Page says that "the uploader has not made this video available in your country." WTF?

I'm in the UK presently, the YouTube video was posted by NFB (National Film Board of Canada) so maybe they like the UK and not the US?


Give this link a try. Direct from the NFB site -  http://www.nfb.ca/film/ryan
 
2013-09-14 01:02:55 PM  

Strolpol: Mentally ill bakery, you say...



/should go without saying, but you might want to avoid the cupcakes


I knew Pinkamena would be making an appearance in this thread.
 
2013-09-14 01:28:03 PM  
Well..................why the hell not!!!
 
2013-09-14 01:55:31 PM  
Liked it better when I saw it the first time.....

http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=Jlib8Eq8608
 
2013-09-14 02:54:07 PM  
 
2013-09-14 06:19:57 PM  

nurdgrrl: Give this link a try. Direct from the NFB site - http://www.nfb.ca/film/ryan


Nice find.
 
2013-09-15 12:38:10 PM  

George Babbitt: The amount of artificial color needed to attain a grey color in food will be the real culprit behind any chemical imbalance in the brain.


Just a drop of black...
 
2013-09-15 05:50:47 PM  

Shieldmaiden: George Babbitt: The amount of artificial color needed to attain a grey color in food will be the real culprit behind any chemical imbalance in the brain.

Just a drop of black...


FD&C Red No. 40 + FD&C Blue No. 2 + FD&C Yellow No. 5 = Just a drop of black(poison).
 
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