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(Natural News)   Arkansas decides it's okay for citizens to suck on a tit not owned by the federal government   (naturalnews.com) divider line 7
    More: Spiffy, Arkansas, federal government, Mike Beebe, legal defense fund, farms  
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3183 clicks; posted to Politics » on 14 Sep 2013 at 10:09 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-14 05:06:23 PM  
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Ah, I love raw milk threads.  Brings out a nice mix of FREEEDOOMMM food Libertarians and hipsters.
2013-09-14 01:39:04 PM  
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Monkeyhouse Zendo: Smackledorfer: I only drink armadillo milk.  It tastes better, and animal differences have no effect on milk safety. Milk is a naturally healthy product that contains disease fighting components.  It is only when you heat it that it can become unsafe. Anti-Nerd taught me that!

Armadillo? Surely you jest!

Raw crocodile milk is the way to go.


Oh, that is good too, for sure.

I get my daily immune boost from crocodile eggs in my breakfast.  Sure they cost far more than a chicken egg, and come with a significant amount of diarrhea (which is just your body shedding toxins), but they are worth it.  They wouldn't cost nearly so much if I didn't have to use illegal black channel crocodile farm sources because the evil federal government won't let them operate in my state without following regulations like adequate fencing and occasionally cleaning the shiat out of the croc pits. That shiat is natural and it is a crocodile's natural state to wallow in said feces.  It contains many components that kill pathogens and strengthen the immune system. Many believe eating crocodile eggs can cure, or at least limit the spread of, HIV, and it is the medical lobby that holds us back from progress in this area.  Australians have known about this one weird trick for years.

In my 50s I discovered and started eating crocodile eggs and for 5 years now and since then I haven't had aids and never a single upper respiratory infection. I cannot attribute that to croc eggs because the science hasn't been done, and in my case there are a lot of unexplained variables that would have to be examined, but I do know thousands of people report the same sort of experience. I have to conclude from personal experience the benefits of croc eggs are real.

The farm I get them from, which is as I said a black market operation, doesn't have a website, but if it did I would link to it for all of you so that the truth could come out.  Ask around in your neighborhood, you probably have an underground croc farm to source eggs from too.
2013-09-14 11:37:43 AM  
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stuhayes2010: I grew up drinking raw milk straight from our goats. I never got sick or died from it.


That wasn't milk. They got it from the male goats.
2013-09-14 10:33:43 AM  
1 votes:
This is one step on the glorious road to 45 year life expectancy!  Keep going Arkansas!  Don't stop till we hit 35!
2013-09-14 10:28:40 AM  
1 votes:
"Thank you Jesus, we don't have to drive to
another state and bootleg raw milk anymore," wrote one commenter on a recent announcement posted at A Campaign for Real Milk, a project of The Weston A. Price Foundation (WAPF). "This is a great day in Arkansas!"

Yes, the power of Christ compels you to dismiss more than a century of understanding of germ theory, and the reason pasteurization was invented, because of something you read on a website sidebar.
2013-09-14 10:28:14 AM  
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dahmers love zombie: I have absolutely no problem with this.  Provided that everybody drinking the raw milk has full insurance coverage, of course.  Otherwise, they should change the law to state that the EMTALA regs don't count for anyone who drinks raw milk and shows up uninsured at a healthcare facility suffering from Campylobacter, e Coli, Salmonella, Shigella, Yersinia, Norovirus, Brucella, or Listeria.  Free treatment should be a barf bag and a porta-potti, and an educational flyer on why raw milk actually isn't the miracle drug that kook woo-science sites like Natural News make it out to be.


Same thing for folks that ride motorcycles without helmets so they can feel the wind in their hair and asphalt on their basal ganglia.
2013-09-14 09:01:59 AM  
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I have absolutely no problem with this.  Provided that everybody drinking the raw milk has full insurance coverage, of course.  Otherwise, they should change the law to state that the EMTALA regs don't count for anyone who drinks raw milk and shows up uninsured at a healthcare facility suffering from Campylobacter, e Coli, Salmonella, Shigella, Yersinia, Norovirus, Brucella, or Listeria.  Free treatment should be a barf bag and a porta-potti, and an educational flyer on why raw milk actually isn't the miracle drug that kook woo-science sites like Natural News make it out to be.
 
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