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(Komo)   High, pantsless, and wearing prosthetic breasts is no way to go through three cars at 100mph, son   (komonews.com) divider line 24
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2013-09-14 09:31:42 AM
Dumbass indeed. But hey, nice boobs dude.
 
2013-09-14 09:32:10 AM
With the number of pants-less crazy people/ dumb criminal threads on Fark, it's making me think some of you have your news filters set with some pretty freaky parameters.
 
2013-09-14 09:37:28 AM
But he's got one hell of a beer story.

...."Remember that time I put my daughters in the back seat, put on some falsies, took off my pants and sped down the interstate?  Oh, man.....good times."

/ maybe he needs to spend a lot of time in jail.
 
2013-09-14 09:44:18 AM
Wow just wow.
What an unbelievable world we live in.
 
2013-09-14 09:44:18 AM
picking out a Father's Day card is going to be a chore.
 
2013-09-14 09:45:46 AM
Does he get to keep the fake boob in jail?
 
2013-09-14 09:51:51 AM
Part of his sentence should include making the next "___ is not normal" ad.
 
2013-09-14 09:59:01 AM
I can understand the other stuff but we are gonna harangue people now for not wearing pants?
 
2013-09-14 10:02:09 AM
Subby left off 'that is no way to entertain your daughters, son.'
 
2013-09-14 10:07:51 AM
Forget all that other stuff.  The kid's dead, this was the guy's third DWI, and the maximum sentence is 29 months plus a 7 year DL suspension?   That's it?
 
2013-09-14 10:10:03 AM
My bad.  Mixed up 2 different drunk-driver articles that I read consecutively..
 
2013-09-14 10:16:24 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-14 10:22:06 AM

KrispyKritter: picking out a Father's Day card is going to be a chore.

impossible

FTFY
 
2013-09-14 10:23:01 AM
this guy is not doing much for my sentiment that strict licensing requirements should be mandated for procreation
 
2013-09-14 10:30:03 AM
High, pantsless, and wearing prosthetic breasts is no way to go through three cars at 100mph, son

Whoa, I did NOT see that coming!  I bet they didn't, either.
 
2013-09-14 11:23:13 AM
This dude knows how to have a proper mid life crisis. No half-assing it for him.
 
2013-09-14 11:45:56 AM
I had planned a "Cross-Dressing Day", but then I got high.....
 
2013-09-14 12:12:21 PM

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: Forget all that other stuff.  The kid's dead, this was the guy's third DWI, and the maximum sentence is 29 months plus a 7 year DL suspension?   That's it?


Who died?
 
2013-09-14 01:53:44 PM
Allright, let's hear how you go through three cars at 100mph.
 
2013-09-14 01:56:43 PM
The real question is:  "Was he hatless?"

www.worldwide-web.com
 
2013-09-14 04:16:01 PM
And there are people on this site that say this stuff should be legalized.
 
2013-09-14 05:07:05 PM
and here I thought they were talking about the guy from yesterday
 

http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/driver-who-caused-fatal-crash-was-hi gh -meth/nZwNq/

the debris field spread for 1/2 mile
 
2013-09-14 07:40:17 PM

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: Forget all that other stuff.  The kid's dead, this was the guy's third DWI, and the maximum sentence is 29 months plus a 7 year DL suspension?   That's it?


It's been said many times.  As long as Judges and Lawyers drink, they will never willingly help to make the laws stiffer than they currently are.
 
2013-09-15 12:33:40 AM
i.imgur.com
 
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