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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)   How many times does a threesome go into two arrests for domestic violence? Show your work   (fox19.com) divider line 49
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2013-09-14 07:17:40 AM  
Cousins?! That's going to be an awkward thanksgiving.
 
2013-09-14 07:36:30 AM  
In other news, having sex with your cousin is apparently not a crime in Ohio? Although I do suppose they could be second cousins, which is merely creepy and it was definitely non-reproductive.
 
2013-09-14 07:42:00 AM  
Was this an episode of Friends? Without the cousin part. (If Friends was set in a trailer park? )
 
2013-09-14 07:45:30 AM  
"They continued after he left"
So.
Good for them.
 
2013-09-14 07:49:32 AM  
Hmm.... Sit back and recuperate for 5 minutes and enjoy the show in the meantime, or fly off into a rage and get the cops called on you.... Decisions, decisions...
 
2013-09-14 07:50:28 AM  
Some people just don't know when to just sit back & enjoy the show...
 
2013-09-14 07:56:29 AM  

wichitaleaf: "They continued after he left"
So.
Good for them.


It was a long time ago for me but, IIRC, that was the whole idea; given that most guys have a certain recovery time while many gals do not.  As a matter of fact, the visual aided in recovery.
 
2013-09-14 07:57:17 AM  
You're doing it and its cousin wrong.
 
2013-09-14 08:07:19 AM  
Report doesn't seem to indicate if they high-fived mid-performance...because that would be weird!
 
2013-09-14 08:10:28 AM  
What a childish man.
I wonder if he'll have his little jealousy tantrums when Bubba and Bubba tag-team him in the cell he'll undoubtably be living in soon. Except he won't as he'll be the center of attention in that cute little love triangle.
 
2013-09-14 08:19:24 AM  

Mr. Right: It was a long time ago for me but, IIRC, that was the whole idea; given that most guys have a certain recovery time while many gals do not.  As a matter of fact, the visual aided in recovery.


This has been my experience as well.
 
2013-09-14 08:25:28 AM  
Ive never quite gotten the ffm threesome. Mmf seems simple, women have 3 inputs. In ffm what does the other f do if shes not into chicks? Make the sammiches?
 
2013-09-14 08:25:40 AM  
They never said it was a two-girl threesome...
 
2013-09-14 08:27:51 AM  
Maybe if you'd of done the job, they wouldn't of have to continue on without you stubby...
 
2013-09-14 08:28:33 AM  

CheatCommando: In other news, having sex with your cousin is apparently not a crime in Ohio?


I don't know why it should be.  While the practice might be a litle odd; gross, or unorthodox even... Who you love, hump, or fark is of absolutely NO consequence to myself, or the government.
 
2013-09-14 08:30:24 AM  

machoprogrammer: They never said it was a two-girl threesome...


...either woman... RTFA
 
2013-09-14 08:31:16 AM  

CheatCommando: In other news, having sex with your cousin is apparently not a crime in Ohio? Although I do suppose they could be second cousins, which is merely creepy and it was definitely non-reproductive.


I would hope that it was non-reproductive

FTA:   Jenkins admitted to getting upset, but said he did not strike either woman

unless the water is so bad in Ohio it's making women able to get other women pregnant now?
 
2013-09-14 08:35:20 AM  
Lets see.   Two pump chump + 2 + " not our fault you're done already" = rage
 
2013-09-14 08:35:59 AM  

Gentoolive: Maybe if you'd of done the job, they wouldn't of have to continue on without you stubby...


Holy fark, are you drunk?  I swear I just heard some grammer nazi's head explode.
 
2013-09-14 08:37:43 AM  
Dude doesn't look like he has a million dollars. 'Cause chicks dig a dude with money.
 
2013-09-14 08:41:19 AM  
A Myrtle Beach man was arrested twice for criminal domestic violence within about 12 hours; first for getting upset during a threesome with his girlfriend and her cousin

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2013-09-14 08:49:05 AM  

machoprogrammer: They never said it was a two-girl threesome...


FTFA  Jenkins admitted to getting upset, but said he did not strike either woman,

you kind of have to read between the legs er lines
 
2013-09-14 08:52:41 AM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: CheatCommando: In other news, having sex with your cousin is apparently not a crime in Ohio?

I don't know why it should be.  While the practice might be a litle odd; gross, or unorthodox even... Who you love, hump, or fark is of absolutely NO consequence to myself, or the government.


I am with you about 99% but inbreeding can cause lost of social issues and the kids will have a much higher chance of mental handicap resulting in a lifetime of medical care and disability payments

/ 2 girls so no chance of a kid so its just gross
 
2013-09-14 08:56:37 AM  
I was once in a 3-way that ended with the police called by one of the parties involved. No arrests.
 
2013-09-14 09:12:58 AM  

CheatCommando: In other news, having sex with your cousin is apparently not a crime in Ohio? Although I do suppose they could be second cousins, which is merely creepy and it was definitely non-reproductive.


How would the laws of Ohio have any play in a story from Horry County, SC?  The three people involved aren't even from Ohio.  I am sure this is not the first time the cousins got into each other, yet it was boyfriend's first time with extra parties.

/SC is having enough troubles keeping siblings from getting it on
//they ain't got time for cousins.
///I have known a SC girl who said she did her cousin because he was just too hot not to.
 
2013-09-14 09:19:15 AM  
That's a trick question, Subby.

You didn't say how fast the threesome left the station OR how fast the domestic violence was traveling.
 
2013-09-14 09:21:59 AM  
Wow. The worst I've dealt with is someone gets huffy and passive aggressive because they think he's paying more attention to me than to her. I mean, it's usually true, but still.
 
2013-09-14 09:24:45 AM  
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2013-09-14 09:27:13 AM  

lack of warmth: CheatCommando: In other news, having sex with your cousin is apparently not a crime in Ohio? Although I do suppose they could be second cousins, which is merely creepy and it was definitely non-reproductive.

How would the laws of Ohio have any play in a story from Horry County, SC?  The three people involved aren't even from Ohio.  I am sure this is not the first time the cousins got into each other, yet it was boyfriend's first time with extra parties.

/SC is having enough troubles keeping siblings from getting it on
//they ain't got time for cousins.
///I have known a SC girl who said she did her cousin because he was just too hot not to.


Ah, I went with the location of the news site, not the story. My larger point stands, however.
 
2013-09-14 09:37:31 AM  

AngryDragon: Gentoolive: Maybe if you'd of done the job, they wouldn't of have to continue on without you stubby...

Holy fark, are you drunk?  I swear I just heard some grammer nazi's head explode.


That there mission accomplished.
 
2013-09-14 09:53:59 AM  

Mr. Right: wichitaleaf: "They continued after he left"
So.
Good for them.

It was a long time ago for me but, IIRC, that was the whole idea; given that most guys have a certain recovery time while many gals do not.  As a matter of fact, the visual aided in recovery.


Fap
 
2013-09-14 10:02:13 AM  
Dude, you are doing it wrong!


also whar pics of cousins whar?
 
2013-09-14 10:08:02 AM  
Cousin could have been another dude.
 
2013-09-14 10:09:24 AM  

MemeSlave: In ffm what does the other f do if shes not into chicks?


All women are bisexual... It's the law!

/Well, it would be if I ran the universe, anyway...
 
2013-09-14 10:10:08 AM  

lack of warmth: CheatCommando: In other news, having sex with your cousin is apparently not a crime in Ohio? Although I do suppose they could be second cousins, which is merely creepy and it was definitely non-reproductive.

How would the laws of Ohio have any play in a story from Horry County, SC?  The three people involved aren't even from Ohio.  I am sure this is not the first time the cousins got into each other, yet it was boyfriend's first time with extra parties.

/SC is having enough troubles keeping siblings from getting it on
//they ain't got time for cousins.
///I have known a SC girl who said she did her cousin because he was just too hot not to.


Because myrtle beach is comprised of 10% locals and 90% assholes from Ohio?
 
2013-09-14 10:27:50 AM  

USCLaw2010: lack of warmth: CheatCommando: In other news, having sex with your cousin is apparently not a crime in Ohio? Although I do suppose they could be second cousins, which is merely creepy and it was definitely non-reproductive.

How would the laws of Ohio have any play in a story from Horry County, SC?  The three people involved aren't even from Ohio.  I am sure this is not the first time the cousins got into each other, yet it was boyfriend's first time with extra parties.

/SC is having enough troubles keeping siblings from getting it on
//they ain't got time for cousins.
///I have known a SC girl who said she did her cousin because he was just too hot not to.

Because myrtle beach is comprised of 10% locals and 90% assholes from Ohio?


And that adds to 100% of Myrtle Beach sucks.  I don't have much use for SC locals or Ohioans.
 
2013-09-14 10:30:27 AM  

Bslim: Dude, you are doing it wrong!


also whar pics of cousins whar?


This!  How can we determine guilt or innocence, in the court of Fark, with out pictures of the women, preferably in action.  I'll even wear my powdered wig, if they provide a video, but, it must be of the women ONLY.  If the women are hot, then the fool must wear one of those male chastity things for a year, as punishment for mistreating his girl friend and screwing up the good thing he had going.  My court will be remembered for being cruel, but unusual.  Very unusual!
 
2013-09-14 10:31:17 AM  
Whorey County.


Heh!
 
2013-09-14 10:39:17 AM  

cardex: TheEdibleSnuggie: CheatCommando: In other news, having sex with your cousin is apparently not a crime in Ohio?

I don't know why it should be.  While the practice might be a litle odd; gross, or unorthodox even... Who you love, hump, or fark is of absolutely NO consequence to myself, or the government.

I am with you about 99% but inbreeding can cause lost of social issues and the kids will have a much higher chance of mental handicap resulting in a lifetime of medical care and disability payments

/ 2 girls so no chance of a kid so its just gross


Statistically speaking, the odds of birth defects is so miniscule as to be non existent
 
2013-09-14 11:14:37 AM  
I had a cousin I would have banged like a drum. She's older and chubby now, but 15 years ago, she was smoking hot and working as a stripper. Why yes, I did see her perform.
 
2013-09-14 11:38:55 AM  

MemeSlave: Ive never quite gotten the ffm threesome. Mmf seems simple, women have 3 inputs. In ffm what does the other f do if shes not into chicks? Make the sammiches?


In addition to a penis, men usually have a mouth and fingers.
 
2013-09-14 12:03:57 PM  
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2013-09-14 12:06:52 PM  

idsfa: MemeSlave: Ive never quite gotten the ffm threesome. Mmf seems simple, women have 3 inputs. In ffm what does the other f do if shes not into chicks? Make the sammiches?
In addition to a penis, men usually have a mouth and fingers.


Surely this question is quickly answered with a quick image search.
 
2013-09-14 12:25:29 PM  

Useless Destruction of Exergy: Dude doesn't look like he has a million dollars. 'Cause chicks dig a dude with money.


Well, not all chicks...
 
2013-09-14 12:27:31 PM  

idsfa: MemeSlave: Ive never quite gotten the ffm threesome. Mmf seems simple, women have 3 inputs. In ffm what does the other f do if shes not into chicks? Make the sammiches?

In addition to a penis, men usually have a mouth and fingers.


Seriously.  I don't want to get too graphic, but having a girl sit on your face while another rides you doesn't sound fun to you?

Huh.  Looks like I did want to get graphic.
 
2013-09-14 12:37:33 PM  
Um, I need a ruling from the judges. Does two hands and my penis count as a threesome? Because I may have had a threesome.
 
2013-09-14 01:49:27 PM  

megarian: That's a trick question, Subby.

You didn't say how fast the threesome left the station OR how fast the domestic violence was traveling.


Apparently the train left the station on time but unloaded passengers ahead of schedule. The problems arose when the threesome train left the station without one of the cars, at which point domestic violence followed at a higher velocity.
 
2013-09-14 02:31:48 PM  

AngryDragon: Gentoolive: Maybe if you'd of done the job, they wouldn't of have to continue on without you stubby...

Holy fark, are you drunk?  I swear I just heard some grammer nazi's head explode.


We're actually getting used to seeing this in newspaper articles now because nobody knows how to farking spell, including editors, apparently. It's "you'd've"--short for "you would have," also known as a contraction. "Would of" (or "could of") isn't even a word or phrase that makes sense in any language known to man, in case folks never see a copy of The Elements of Style or never stop sleeping through English.

Also, it's "grammar," not "grammer," unless you're talking about the actor who played Frasier Crane and Beast.
 
2013-09-14 03:01:54 PM  
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