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(Mirror.co.uk)   Pro-tip: Don't advertise yourself as a stable hand with stud work experience if what you're really into involves having sex with horses and dogs - and filming it   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 69
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2013-09-13 10:01:41 PM
He claimed he was "just experimenting" and said: "I just lay on the bed. The dog did the rest."

Biatch.
 
2013-09-13 10:19:06 PM
i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-13 10:21:49 PM
FTFA: Shrewsbury crown court heard how he was abused as a child and "raped by an alsatian" aged 12.

Alsatian seems to be the British name for German Shepherd. Their lifespan is usually only 10-12 yrs so it was really unlucky for him to have been raped by such an elderly dog. Sometimes life's a biatch, or you're life's biatch. Really officer, it was a million to one.....
 
2013-09-13 10:52:18 PM
That's Mr. Stable Hand to you.
 
2013-09-13 11:24:20 PM
Seems like advertising yourself as a stable hand with stud work experience would be exactly what you would want to do if you wanted to f*ck horses and dogs.
 
2013-09-13 11:59:39 PM
Kinky
 
2013-09-14 12:13:14 AM
Technically, he wasn't lying.
 
2013-09-14 12:16:37 AM
Graham Redfearn, 41 [...] was banned from keeping animals and given a 10-year sexual offences prevention order.

Old Dan and Little Anne will be pleased to hear this news.
 
2013-09-14 12:25:08 AM
He claimed he was "just experimenting" and said: "I just lay on the bed. The dog did the rest."

Well, I guess that makes it OK then... Carry on.

/I'm pretty sure the dog and python thread is farther down
//this guy is an amateur compared to the guy who farked a dead dog in front of a day care
 
2013-09-14 12:38:13 AM

GGracie: Kinky


It's 'Inter-Species Erotica', BUCKO
assets0.wordansassets.com
 
2013-09-14 12:38:28 AM
Neigh means neigh.
 
2013-09-14 12:41:11 AM
Article is useless without video.
 
2013-09-14 12:41:27 AM
I'll be in my lab.
 
2013-09-14 12:41:43 AM
Will not post "will be in my lab" photo
 
2013-09-14 12:41:52 AM
Besides, these exist now
images.wikia.com
so your argument is...actually, nope...I'm sorry...


/just...so, so sorry
 
2013-09-14 12:43:51 AM
Another "pro-tip" that doesn't in fact offer a solution to the situation and only points out an incorrect method. Doesn't sound like subby's much of a pro at all!

/I bet if subby asked his mom though?
 
2013-09-14 12:45:42 AM

Shostie: Seems like advertising yourself as a stable hand with stud work experience would be exactly what you would want to do if you wanted to f*ck horses and dogs.


exactly...i think this is called doing it right. lolz
 
2013-09-14 12:48:02 AM

reported: Alsatian seems to be the British name for German Shepherd.


The term comes from WWII (or maybe the Great War), when anything German had to be renamed. It's kind of like our Freedom Fries (except that was mocked, rather than adopted widely).
 
2013-09-14 12:48:11 AM
So, today I learned that Brits call German Shepherds "Alsatians" and there is a breed of dog called Vizsla.

The manner I learned this is also delightful.
 
2013-09-14 12:50:43 AM
I see nothing wrong with combining one's hobbies and career. You know what they say, do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
 
2013-09-14 12:50:51 AM
dog gone it, he was just horsing around.
 
2013-09-14 12:52:28 AM
upload.wikimedia.org


Wait, so he farks dogs too?
 
2013-09-14 12:52:54 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Will not post "will be in my lab" photo


Not the gorgor.
 
2013-09-14 12:53:29 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-14 12:59:34 AM

doglover: [i25.photobucket.com image 500x292]


Are those glory holes?

/Mostly drunk
 
2013-09-14 12:59:56 AM
He claimed he was "just experimenting" and said: "I just lay on the bed. The dog did the rest."

How many times can you have sex with a dog and still be experimenting?
 
2013-09-14 01:02:22 AM
FTFA: Shrewsbury crown court heard how he was abused as a child and "raped by an alsatian" aged 12.

Could have been worse. He could have been traumatized by witnessing a puffin masturbating. That's the kind of thing that can fark you up for life...

i.lv3.hbo.com
 
2013-09-14 01:03:55 AM
Shrewsbury crown court heard how he was abused as a child and "raped by an alsatian" aged 12.

3.bp.blogspot.com
You in the mood?
 
2013-09-14 01:04:53 AM

halB: So, today I learned that Brits call German Shepherds "Alsatians" and there is a breed of dog called Vizsla.

The manner I learned this is also delightful.


Oddly I just came to the same conclusion. The Vizwhatchamacallit is a very attractive dog.
 
2013-09-14 01:06:11 AM
Whoever wrote that article really likes the word "pervert". I bet they're hiding their desire to do the same acts behind all that judgement.
 
2013-09-14 01:06:39 AM
Perhaps he should apply to daycares instead.
 
2013-09-14 01:13:09 AM

Satan's Dumptruck Driver: doglover: [i25.photobucket.com image 500x292]

Are those glory holes?

/Mostly drunk


How dare you impugn Bonbon's honor. It's an ellipses implying a stunned silence after witnessing something disturbing.
 
2013-09-14 01:36:00 AM
Mr. Lippman: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and a horse have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
Redfern: Who said that?
Mr. Lippman: She did.
Redfern: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.
Mr. Lippman: You're fired.
 
2013-09-14 01:49:21 AM
"Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson - essayist, poet, lecturer, paraphiliac
 
2013-09-14 01:52:03 AM

sleeps in trees: halB: So, today I learned that Brits call German Shepherds "Alsatians" and there is a breed of dog called Vizsla.

The manner I learned this is also delightful.

Oddly I just came to the same conclusion. The Vizwhatchamacallit is a very attractive dog.


I know!  Very attractive.  Almost... sexy...
 
2013-09-14 01:53:10 AM
FTFA:Shrewsbury crown court heard how he was abused as a child and "raped by an alsatian" aged 12.

38yo s8 WM looking 4 s8 BBD w/d; tix 2 Tina 2nite d4 RBAA; very DL
 
2013-09-14 02:05:48 AM
Humans are supposed to be better than this. Leave bestiality to the chimps. (youtube, but NSFW, maybe)
 
2013-09-14 02:11:46 AM

Enigmamf: reported: Alsatian seems to be the British name for German Shepherd.

The term comes from WWII (or maybe the Great War), when anything German had to be renamed. It's kind of like our Freedom Fries (except that was mocked, rather than adopted widely).




It's from WWI. It was because English speakers could pronounce the German name of them.
 
2013-09-14 02:15:43 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-14 02:21:26 AM

doglover: Satan's Dumptruck Driver: doglover: [i25.photobucket.com image 500x292]

Are those glory holes?

/Mostly drunk

How dare you impugn Bonbon's honor. It's an ellipses implying a stunned silence after witnessing something disturbing.


Ahhh. There's an ellipses in the maintenance closet at the gym too.
 
2013-09-14 02:23:09 AM
Sex with animals, especially dogs, is really big in the lesbian community.
 
2013-09-14 02:25:07 AM

boinkingbill: Sex with animals, especially dogs, is really big in the lesbian community.


i580.photobucket.com
What is this I don't even caught sayof?
 
2013-09-14 02:40:24 AM
So, one of the big arguments against farking animals is that they can't give consent. This guy though, farked a horse. Horses are *really* big, powerful animals. If you start messing with them in a way that they don't like, they only have to kick you once and you will be dead or severely injured. The fact that the mare in the article didn't kill him means she was asking for it. :D

Also, you would think the dogs would have bit his dick off or something. biatches.
 
2013-09-14 02:42:38 AM

Enemabag Jones: He claimed he was "just experimenting" and said: "I just lay on the bed. The dog did the rest."

How many times can you have sex with a dog and still be experimenting?


It's odd the huge divide in usage for the word "experiment".  As a noun, it conjurers up the image of scientific rigor, lab coats, and scientists.  As a verb, it's a cop out for horse-bangers, drug users, and all variety of deviant behavior.  I forget the comedian who said it of drugs but the punchline was, "The experiment was a success!"
 
2013-09-14 03:05:05 AM
It often seems to me that the 'higher animals', like dolphins, monkeys, dogs, and yes, humans, are more imaginative about what they can have sex with. Kind of like, "want to fark...yeah that'll work!"

I'm also guessing it's far more common than advertised for people, especially teens, to 'experiment' with fido growing up. Didn't have a family pet myself, but as a teen I certainly seemed to experiment with farking everything else in the house, so who knows.
 
2013-09-14 04:07:21 AM
As someone who use to bang sheep I want to tell you all one thing. It ain't love but it ain't baaaad either
 
2013-09-14 04:40:16 AM
This is why we need God in schools and all other facets of our lives. We have lost our way and have no morals anymore.
 
2013-09-14 04:50:16 AM

phrawgh: This is why we need God in schools and all other facets of our lives. We have lost our way and have no morals anymore.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-14 05:13:01 AM
"'Scuse me a second, I have to call home to see how my goldfish is doing."

i3.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-09-14 05:34:46 AM

phrawgh: This is why we need God in schools and all other facets of our lives. We have lost our way and have no morals anymore.


Who's we? You were banging dogs and horses?
 
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