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(News.com.au)   Miss Uzbekistan shows up in Indonesia to participate in Miss World contest. Problem is that there is no Miss Uzbekistan contest and nobody in Uzbekistan has any idea who she is. But, you'd still do her   (news.com.au) divider line 25
    More: Weird, Miss Uzbekistan, Rakhima Ganieva, Indonesia, Uzbek, Ganieva  
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2013-09-14 02:25:20 AM
5 votes:
2013-09-14 10:33:54 AM
4 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Loren: No Line For Beer: Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge. I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.

Don't you have to be affiliated with the main organization?

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.

Yeah, being married I wouldn't go for her, either.  I do agree she's a bit on the skinny side but not enough so to be offputting to me.

She's got a very pretty face but no curves. I'm afraid my Missouri white snake would split her in two.


The pic on the screen isn't actual size.
2013-09-14 12:41:21 AM
4 votes:
ASSHOLES!
2013-09-14 07:31:01 AM
3 votes:
She decided to do a Willie Mays Hays. Just show up and impress the judges.
2013-09-14 04:45:25 AM
3 votes:
She certainly is deluded and vain. Let's give her a reality show.
2013-09-14 02:29:08 AM
3 votes:
Hail Robonia a country I didn't make up

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2013-09-14 07:39:44 AM
2 votes:

Alphax: Madame Ovary: base935: As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.

FTA Gulnara Karimova, the daughter of Uzbek President Islom Karimov...commented on Twitter that the Miss Uzbekistan representative is a "Tajik-looking girl" who "appeared out of nowhere".

This may be a problem. Is "tajik-looking" a slur over there?

A quick check of Wikipedia turns up  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tajik_people

Sounds like it was a slur, until the last few decades.  They're Persian/Iranian.


I'd like to Per in her Iranian if you know what I mean. And if you do let me know because I'm not sure I do.
2013-09-14 04:47:19 AM
2 votes:
I think it's kind of sad that the internet is quickly bringing to an end the days of being able to claim you are a prince from an exotic land and getting away with it.
2013-09-14 04:39:02 AM
2 votes:

HotWingAgenda: She is a graduate of the Tashkent Professional College of Tourism

Lol.


Is that like Hollywood Medical School?
2013-09-14 04:10:07 AM
2 votes:
2013-09-14 03:30:39 AM
2 votes:
Is very nice!
2013-09-14 02:47:20 AM
2 votes:

JonathanChance: Proving again that Uzbeks are the weak link in the great chain of socialism.

/Don't give them money or matches.
//Obscure?


not as of 15 seconds before your post
2013-09-14 02:37:02 AM
2 votes:
I'd stick my penis in her Uzbeckistan , if you know what I mean,
and I think you do
2013-09-14 02:25:35 AM
2 votes:
Proving again that Uzbeks are the weak link in the great chain of socialism.

/Don't give them money or matches.
//Obscure?
2013-09-14 08:27:51 AM
1 votes:
studman69.jpg

/also, it's spelled and pronounced U-beki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.  No Z, four bekis, two stans.
2013-09-14 07:53:24 AM
1 votes:

FatherDale: She is the kind of beautiful that makes me stop and stare. Hit it? Like Hank Aaron.


He prefers women from Musialstan.
2013-09-14 07:34:03 AM
1 votes:

ScreamingHangover: SCTV warned us about Uzbeks


Ever feel like you showed up late to the party but you're not sure why?
2013-09-14 04:00:24 AM
1 votes:
Gulnara Karimova is no oil painting.
2013-09-14 03:00:48 AM
1 votes:
She is a graduate of the Tashkent Professional College of Tourism

Lol.
2013-09-14 02:59:07 AM
1 votes:
Miss Uzbekibekibekistanstan?
2013-09-14 02:58:00 AM
1 votes:
Uzbekistan? MY-farking-beckistan, that's who.
2013-09-14 02:36:48 AM
1 votes:
she was FTA
"Tajik-looking girl"

who

"appeared out of nowhere"

/looks legit
2013-09-14 02:35:15 AM
1 votes:
Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge.  I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.
2013-09-14 02:28:02 AM
1 votes:
Well in all fairness Uzbeckistan stole all the vowels from its neighbors.
2013-09-14 02:25:08 AM
1 votes:
Uzbeki-beki-stan-stan!
 
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