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(   Miss Uzbekistan shows up in Indonesia to participate in Miss World contest. Problem is that there is no Miss Uzbekistan contest and nobody in Uzbekistan has any idea who she is. But, you'd still do her   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Miss Uzbekistan, Rakhima Ganieva, Indonesia, Uzbek, Ganieva  
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2013-09-14 02:35:15 AM  
8 votes:
Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge.  I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.
2013-09-14 04:47:19 AM  
4 votes:
I think it's kind of sad that the internet is quickly bringing to an end the days of being able to claim you are a prince from an exotic land and getting away with it.
2013-09-14 07:31:01 AM  
2 votes:
She decided to do a Willie Mays Hays. Just show up and impress the judges.
2013-09-14 03:18:23 AM  
2 votes:
As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.
2013-09-14 02:37:09 AM  
2 votes:
If there's no Miss Uzbekistan contest who's to say it's not her? Seriously, as long as she's skinny and can strut her swimsuit clad arse around the stage while uttering vapid inane platitudes about world peace who gives a fark?

I hope she wins.

/Not my type but I would kick her out of bed
//There's more room to fark on the floor
///Like sleeping with a ten speed bike
2013-09-14 09:16:46 PM  
1 vote:

Mid_mo_mad_man: She's got a very pretty face but no curves. I'm afraid my Missouri white snake would split her in two.

Curves are nice but by no means essential.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Don't make fun of us tripods. Kidding aside besides skin tone and the raven hair she's a cookie cutter pageant type.

I find her more attractive than the average pageant type.
2013-09-14 12:05:45 PM  
1 vote:

zimbomba63: Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.

My old platoon sergeant had a saying, "The closer the bone, the sweeter the meat."  Plus, she wants to be a lawyer, so you know she's into the kink.  Just don't miss her off, she might ride into the center of town, on a horse, naked and waving your head around, shouting unintelligible jabber.  That being said, I'd still hit it.

Your old platoon sergeant stole the line from Louis Prima.
2013-09-14 08:27:51 AM  
1 vote:

/also, it's spelled and pronounced U-beki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.  No Z, four bekis, two stans.
2013-09-14 08:27:17 AM  
1 vote:
Who wouldn't probe the depths of that mystery?
2013-09-14 08:24:58 AM  
1 vote:
She has the Barbie doll figure and a vagina, I believe those are the only actual qualifying characteristics.  She also apparently has more gumption than all of the other contestants combined.  I wish her well.
2013-09-14 07:15:32 AM  
1 vote:

base935: As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.

FTA Gulnara Karimova, the daughter of Uzbek President Islom Karimov...commented on Twitter that the Miss Uzbekistan representative is a "Tajik-looking girl" who "appeared out of nowhere".

This may be a problem. Is "tajik-looking" a slur over there?
2013-09-14 07:11:53 AM  
1 vote:
She is the kind of beautiful that makes me stop and stare. Hit it? Like Hank Aaron.
2013-09-14 04:10:07 AM  
1 vote:
2013-09-14 03:30:39 AM  
1 vote:
Is very nice!
2013-09-14 02:59:07 AM  
1 vote:
Miss Uzbekibekibekistanstan?
2013-09-14 02:37:45 AM  
1 vote:
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I dunno. Can't see her knees.

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Still can't.

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Like the fist of an angry Allah.
2013-09-14 02:29:08 AM  
1 vote:
Hail Robonia a country I didn't make up

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2013-09-14 01:31:59 AM  
1 vote:
Yes...yes I would.
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