Mid_mo_mad_man: She's got a very pretty face but no curves. I'm afraid my Missouri white snake would split her in two.
Mid_mo_mad_man: Don't make fun of us tripods. Kidding aside besides skin tone and the raven hair she's a cookie cutter pageant type.
zimbomba63: Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.My old platoon sergeant had a saying, "The closer the bone, the sweeter the meat." Plus, she wants to be a lawyer, so you know she's into the kink. Just don't miss her off, she might ride into the center of town, on a horse, naked and waving your head around, shouting unintelligible jabber. That being said, I'd still hit it.
base935: As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.
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