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(News.com.au)   Miss Uzbekistan shows up in Indonesia to participate in Miss World contest. Problem is that there is no Miss Uzbekistan contest and nobody in Uzbekistan has any idea who she is. But, you'd still do her   (news.com.au) divider line 74
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2013-09-14 10:09:26 AM

Cretony38: All the past winners of this contest have produced what exactly?


Very satisfied judges.
 
2013-09-14 10:11:45 AM
I'd Uz her Bek.  Or Bek her Uz?

Hmmm.  Hell with it; I'd do sex with that woman.
 
2013-09-14 10:20:18 AM

No Line For Beer: Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge. I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.


Don't you have to be affiliated with the main organization?

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.


Yeah, being married I wouldn't go for her, either.  I do agree she's a bit on the skinny side but not enough so to be offputting to me.
 
2013-09-14 10:26:58 AM

Loren: No Line For Beer: Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge. I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.

Don't you have to be affiliated with the main organization?

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.

Yeah, being married I wouldn't go for her, either.  I do agree she's a bit on the skinny side but not enough so to be offputting to me.




She's got a very pretty face but no curves. I'm afraid my Missouri white snake would split her in two.
 
2013-09-14 10:33:54 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Loren: No Line For Beer: Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge. I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.

Don't you have to be affiliated with the main organization?

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.

Yeah, being married I wouldn't go for her, either.  I do agree she's a bit on the skinny side but not enough so to be offputting to me.

She's got a very pretty face but no curves. I'm afraid my Missouri white snake would split her in two.


The pic on the screen isn't actual size.
 
2013-09-14 10:43:59 AM

lack of warmth: Mid_mo_mad_man: Loren: No Line For Beer: Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge. I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.

Don't you have to be affiliated with the main organization?

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.

Yeah, being married I wouldn't go for her, either.  I do agree she's a bit on the skinny side but not enough so to be offputting to me.

She's got a very pretty face but no curves. I'm afraid my Missouri white snake would split her in two.

The pic on the screen isn't actual size.




Don't make fun of us tripods. Kidding aside besides skin tone and the raven hair she's a cookie cutter pageant type.
 
2013-09-14 10:54:03 AM

Kanemano: Hail Robonia a country I didn't make up


Yep came for that
 
2013-09-14 11:01:35 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.


My old platoon sergeant had a saying, "The closer the bone, the sweeter the meat."  Plus, she wants to be a lawyer, so you know she's into the kink.  Just don't miss her off, she might ride into the center of town, on a horse, naked and waving your head around, shouting unintelligible jabber.  That being said, I'd still hit it.
 
2013-09-14 11:14:58 AM
The girl saw there was an opportunity and simply took advantage of it. "Hmm, there's no Miss Uzbekistan contest? Okay, that means I can declare myself Miss Uzbekistan and make some coin off of this."

And I'd definitely teach her some vowels...
 
2013-09-14 11:20:00 AM
~those sharp cheekbones~
 
2013-09-14 11:48:47 AM
She drank my battery fluid . . . I knew it would happen!


/ you lose . . . comrade
 
2013-09-14 11:54:26 AM
For the talent competition, she's going to convince the judges that she's one of the judges.
 
2013-09-14 12:02:34 PM
If a country does not have an official "Miss (insert country name here)" contest then it should be on a first come-first served basis.  So, let the woman compete!
 
2013-09-14 12:04:41 PM

Cretony38: All the past winners of this contest have produced what exactly?


And all the past winners of the Super Bowl have produced what exactly?
 
2013-09-14 12:05:45 PM

zimbomba63: Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.

My old platoon sergeant had a saying, "The closer the bone, the sweeter the meat."  Plus, she wants to be a lawyer, so you know she's into the kink.  Just don't miss her off, she might ride into the center of town, on a horse, naked and waving your head around, shouting unintelligible jabber.  That being said, I'd still hit it.


Your old platoon sergeant stole the line from Louis Prima.
 
2013-09-14 12:31:50 PM
does she have any videos like a former Miss Norway? I would be curious to know...for...um...research purposes...
 
2013-09-14 12:45:37 PM

Mock26: Cretony38: All the past winners of this contest have produced what exactly?

And all the past winners of the Super Bowl have produced what exactly?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic0ils_nf1c&list=TL46JevPqO00g

/your point stands
 
2013-09-14 12:46:28 PM
Far too many words in this thread
 
2013-09-14 01:43:44 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Far too many words in this thread


My feelings exactly. I wonder who has a reputation of fixing such problems.

Hint Hint
 
2013-09-14 02:35:36 PM

King_Nothing: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Far too many words in this thread

My feelings exactly. I wonder who has a reputation of fixing such problems.

Hint Hint



Out of the office. Sorry
 
2013-09-14 07:14:58 PM
Mock26: If a country does not have an official "Miss (insert country name here)" contest then it should be on a first come-first served basis.  So, let the woman compete!

Seems slightly less unfair than not letting that country have anybody.
 
2013-09-14 09:16:46 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: She's got a very pretty face but no curves. I'm afraid my Missouri white snake would split her in two.


Curves are nice but by no means essential.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Don't make fun of us tripods. Kidding aside besides skin tone and the raven hair she's a cookie cutter pageant type.


I find her more attractive than the average pageant type.
 
2013-09-14 11:17:25 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: King_Nothing: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Far too many words in this thread

My feelings exactly. I wonder who has a reputation of fixing such problems.

Hint Hint


Out of the office. Sorry


Yeah, a thread that held promise, but provided nothing. But what would one do for a GIS? Hot Uzbek women?
 
2013-09-15 12:57:42 AM
She has the crazy eyes. Stay away
 
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