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(News.com.au)   Miss Uzbekistan shows up in Indonesia to participate in Miss World contest. Problem is that there is no Miss Uzbekistan contest and nobody in Uzbekistan has any idea who she is. But, you'd still do her   (news.com.au) divider line 74
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2013-09-14 12:41:21 AM
ASSHOLES!
 
2013-09-14 01:31:59 AM
Yes...yes I would.
 
2013-09-14 02:24:48 AM
meh, sharp knees and all
 
2013-09-14 02:25:08 AM
Uzbeki-beki-stan-stan!
 
2013-09-14 02:25:20 AM
 
2013-09-14 02:25:35 AM
Proving again that Uzbeks are the weak link in the great chain of socialism.

/Don't give them money or matches.
//Obscure?
 
2013-09-14 02:28:02 AM
Well in all fairness Uzbeckistan stole all the vowels from its neighbors.
 
2013-09-14 02:29:08 AM
Hail Robonia a country I didn't make up

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-14 02:35:15 AM
Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge.  I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.
 
2013-09-14 02:36:48 AM
she was FTA
"Tajik-looking girl"

who

"appeared out of nowhere"

/looks legit
 
2013-09-14 02:37:02 AM
I'd stick my penis in her Uzbeckistan , if you know what I mean,
and I think you do
 
2013-09-14 02:37:09 AM
If there's no Miss Uzbekistan contest who's to say it's not her? Seriously, as long as she's skinny and can strut her swimsuit clad arse around the stage while uttering vapid inane platitudes about world peace who gives a fark?

I hope she wins.

/Not my type but I would kick her out of bed
//There's more room to fark on the floor
///Like sleeping with a ten speed bike
 
2013-09-14 02:37:45 AM
www.rugusavay.com

I dunno. Can't see her knees.

i.imgur.com

Still can't.

i.imgur.com

Like the fist of an angry Allah.
 
2013-09-14 02:47:20 AM

JonathanChance: Proving again that Uzbeks are the weak link in the great chain of socialism.

/Don't give them money or matches.
//Obscure?


not as of 15 seconds before your post
 
2013-09-14 02:50:31 AM
Butt is too skinny.  I like to do the back door bongo on women.
 
2013-09-14 02:53:04 AM

HighZoolander: JonathanChance: Proving again that Uzbeks are the weak link in the great chain of socialism.

/Don't give them money or matches.
//Obscure?

not as of 15 seconds before your post


not sure what I watched, but it mashed well with 'only a lad' from oingo
 
2013-09-14 02:58:00 AM
Uzbekistan? MY-farking-beckistan, that's who.
 
2013-09-14 02:59:07 AM
Miss Uzbekibekibekistanstan?
 
2013-09-14 03:00:48 AM
She is a graduate of the Tashkent Professional College of Tourism

Lol.
 
2013-09-14 03:18:23 AM
As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.
 
2013-09-14 03:30:39 AM
Is very nice!
 
2013-09-14 04:00:24 AM
Gulnara Karimova is no oil painting.
 
2013-09-14 04:10:07 AM
 
2013-09-14 04:39:02 AM

HotWingAgenda: She is a graduate of the Tashkent Professional College of Tourism

Lol.


Is that like Hollywood Medical School?
 
2013-09-14 04:45:25 AM
She certainly is deluded and vain. Let's give her a reality show.
 
2013-09-14 04:47:19 AM
I think it's kind of sad that the internet is quickly bringing to an end the days of being able to claim you are a prince from an exotic land and getting away with it.
 
2013-09-14 05:49:27 AM
Dammit Beki, put your clothes back on!
 
2013-09-14 06:41:26 AM
I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.
 
2013-09-14 06:59:38 AM
Hitting it would require digging through the bird's nest first, sub.
 
2013-09-14 07:11:53 AM
She is the kind of beautiful that makes me stop and stare. Hit it? Like Hank Aaron.
 
2013-09-14 07:15:32 AM

base935: As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.


FTA Gulnara Karimova, the daughter of Uzbek President Islom Karimov...commented on Twitter that the Miss Uzbekistan representative is a "Tajik-looking girl" who "appeared out of nowhere".

This may be a problem. Is "tajik-looking" a slur over there?
 
2013-09-14 07:26:02 AM

Madame Ovary: base935: As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.

FTA Gulnara Karimova, the daughter of Uzbek President Islom Karimov...commented on Twitter that the Miss Uzbekistan representative is a "Tajik-looking girl" who "appeared out of nowhere".

This may be a problem. Is "tajik-looking" a slur over there?


A quick check of Wikipedia turns up  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tajik_people

Sounds like it was a slur, until the last few decades.  They're Persian/Iranian.
 
2013-09-14 07:31:01 AM
She decided to do a Willie Mays Hays. Just show up and impress the judges.
 
2013-09-14 07:34:03 AM

ScreamingHangover: SCTV warned us about Uzbeks


Ever feel like you showed up late to the party but you're not sure why?
 
2013-09-14 07:39:21 AM

Madame Ovary: base935: As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.

FTA Gulnara Karimova, the daughter of Uzbek President Islom Karimov...commented on Twitter that the Miss Uzbekistan representative is a "Tajik-looking girl" who "appeared out of nowhere".

This may be a problem. Is "tajik-looking" a slur over there?


Gulnara is Tajik herself. Her dictator father is not really Uzbek.
 
2013-09-14 07:39:44 AM

Alphax: Madame Ovary: base935: As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.

FTA Gulnara Karimova, the daughter of Uzbek President Islom Karimov...commented on Twitter that the Miss Uzbekistan representative is a "Tajik-looking girl" who "appeared out of nowhere".

This may be a problem. Is "tajik-looking" a slur over there?

A quick check of Wikipedia turns up  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tajik_people

Sounds like it was a slur, until the last few decades.  They're Persian/Iranian.


I'd like to Per in her Iranian if you know what I mean. And if you do let me know because I'm not sure I do.
 
2013-09-14 07:53:24 AM

FatherDale: She is the kind of beautiful that makes me stop and stare. Hit it? Like Hank Aaron.


He prefers women from Musialstan.
 
2013-09-14 07:58:17 AM

shadowmaster: I'd like to Per in her Iranian if you know what I mean. And if you do let me know because I'm not sure I do.


You'd like to donate some DNA into her?
 
2013-09-14 08:05:24 AM
si0.twimg.com
But Uzbeks have a bone in the middle of their brain!
 
2013-09-14 08:19:31 AM
She had me at hello.
 
2013-09-14 08:24:58 AM
She has the Barbie doll figure and a vagina, I believe those are the only actual qualifying characteristics.  She also apparently has more gumption than all of the other contestants combined.  I wish her well.
 
2013-09-14 08:27:17 AM
Who wouldn't probe the depths of that mystery?
 
2013-09-14 08:27:51 AM
studman69.jpg

/also, it's spelled and pronounced U-beki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.  No Z, four bekis, two stans.
 
2013-09-14 09:08:53 AM
Uzbekistan is ruled by a ruthless dictator named Islam Karimov, whose beautiful daughter lives a life of luxury in many multi-million-dollar residences in Switzerland and France, as the country's UN ambassador. Why he isn't the permanent villain in every James Bond movie, I have no idea.
 
2013-09-14 09:09:33 AM
I would let her play my Chantiff.
 
2013-09-14 09:12:32 AM
er.  I mean Chanter.

and then the blowpipe.

www.californiabagpiper.com
 
2013-09-14 09:42:59 AM
Now France and Helman are letting people into Beauty Pagents?
 
2013-09-14 09:47:32 AM

Oldiron_79: Well in all fairness Uzbeckistan stole all the vowels from its neighbors.


So you think she's an invowelator of the rules???
 
2013-09-14 09:50:37 AM
Please don't be a dude. Please don't be a dude. Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.
 
2013-09-14 09:53:51 AM
All the past winners of this contest have produced what exactly?
 
2013-09-14 10:09:26 AM

Cretony38: All the past winners of this contest have produced what exactly?


Very satisfied judges.
 
2013-09-14 10:11:45 AM
I'd Uz her Bek.  Or Bek her Uz?

Hmmm.  Hell with it; I'd do sex with that woman.
 
2013-09-14 10:20:18 AM

No Line For Beer: Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge. I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.


Don't you have to be affiliated with the main organization?

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.


Yeah, being married I wouldn't go for her, either.  I do agree she's a bit on the skinny side but not enough so to be offputting to me.
 
2013-09-14 10:26:58 AM

Loren: No Line For Beer: Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge. I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.

Don't you have to be affiliated with the main organization?

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.

Yeah, being married I wouldn't go for her, either.  I do agree she's a bit on the skinny side but not enough so to be offputting to me.




She's got a very pretty face but no curves. I'm afraid my Missouri white snake would split her in two.
 
2013-09-14 10:33:54 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Loren: No Line For Beer: Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge. I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.

Don't you have to be affiliated with the main organization?

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.

Yeah, being married I wouldn't go for her, either.  I do agree she's a bit on the skinny side but not enough so to be offputting to me.

She's got a very pretty face but no curves. I'm afraid my Missouri white snake would split her in two.


The pic on the screen isn't actual size.
 
2013-09-14 10:43:59 AM

lack of warmth: Mid_mo_mad_man: Loren: No Line For Beer: Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge. I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.

Don't you have to be affiliated with the main organization?

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.

Yeah, being married I wouldn't go for her, either.  I do agree she's a bit on the skinny side but not enough so to be offputting to me.

She's got a very pretty face but no curves. I'm afraid my Missouri white snake would split her in two.

The pic on the screen isn't actual size.




Don't make fun of us tripods. Kidding aside besides skin tone and the raven hair she's a cookie cutter pageant type.
 
2013-09-14 10:54:03 AM

Kanemano: Hail Robonia a country I didn't make up


Yep came for that
 
2013-09-14 11:01:35 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.


My old platoon sergeant had a saying, "The closer the bone, the sweeter the meat."  Plus, she wants to be a lawyer, so you know she's into the kink.  Just don't miss her off, she might ride into the center of town, on a horse, naked and waving your head around, shouting unintelligible jabber.  That being said, I'd still hit it.
 
2013-09-14 11:14:58 AM
The girl saw there was an opportunity and simply took advantage of it. "Hmm, there's no Miss Uzbekistan contest? Okay, that means I can declare myself Miss Uzbekistan and make some coin off of this."

And I'd definitely teach her some vowels...
 
2013-09-14 11:20:00 AM
~those sharp cheekbones~
 
2013-09-14 11:48:47 AM
She drank my battery fluid . . . I knew it would happen!


/ you lose . . . comrade
 
2013-09-14 11:54:26 AM
For the talent competition, she's going to convince the judges that she's one of the judges.
 
2013-09-14 12:02:34 PM
If a country does not have an official "Miss (insert country name here)" contest then it should be on a first come-first served basis.  So, let the woman compete!
 
2013-09-14 12:04:41 PM

Cretony38: All the past winners of this contest have produced what exactly?


And all the past winners of the Super Bowl have produced what exactly?
 
2013-09-14 12:05:45 PM

zimbomba63: Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.

My old platoon sergeant had a saying, "The closer the bone, the sweeter the meat."  Plus, she wants to be a lawyer, so you know she's into the kink.  Just don't miss her off, she might ride into the center of town, on a horse, naked and waving your head around, shouting unintelligible jabber.  That being said, I'd still hit it.


Your old platoon sergeant stole the line from Louis Prima.
 
2013-09-14 12:31:50 PM
does she have any videos like a former Miss Norway? I would be curious to know...for...um...research purposes...
 
2013-09-14 12:45:37 PM

Mock26: Cretony38: All the past winners of this contest have produced what exactly?

And all the past winners of the Super Bowl have produced what exactly?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic0ils_nf1c&list=TL46JevPqO00g

/your point stands
 
2013-09-14 12:46:28 PM
Far too many words in this thread
 
2013-09-14 01:43:44 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Far too many words in this thread


My feelings exactly. I wonder who has a reputation of fixing such problems.

Hint Hint
 
2013-09-14 02:35:36 PM

King_Nothing: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Far too many words in this thread

My feelings exactly. I wonder who has a reputation of fixing such problems.

Hint Hint



Out of the office. Sorry
 
2013-09-14 07:14:58 PM
Mock26: If a country does not have an official "Miss (insert country name here)" contest then it should be on a first come-first served basis.  So, let the woman compete!

Seems slightly less unfair than not letting that country have anybody.
 
2013-09-14 09:16:46 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: She's got a very pretty face but no curves. I'm afraid my Missouri white snake would split her in two.


Curves are nice but by no means essential.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Don't make fun of us tripods. Kidding aside besides skin tone and the raven hair she's a cookie cutter pageant type.


I find her more attractive than the average pageant type.
 
2013-09-14 11:17:25 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: King_Nothing: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Far too many words in this thread

My feelings exactly. I wonder who has a reputation of fixing such problems.

Hint Hint


Out of the office. Sorry


Yeah, a thread that held promise, but provided nothing. But what would one do for a GIS? Hot Uzbek women?
 
2013-09-15 12:57:42 AM
She has the crazy eyes. Stay away
 
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