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(News.com.au)   Miss Uzbekistan shows up in Indonesia to participate in Miss World contest. Problem is that there is no Miss Uzbekistan contest and nobody in Uzbekistan has any idea who she is. But, you'd still do her   (news.com.au) divider line 74
    More: Weird, Miss Uzbekistan, Rakhima Ganieva, Indonesia, Uzbek, Ganieva  
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2013-09-14 12:41:21 AM
ASSHOLES!
 
2013-09-14 01:31:59 AM
Yes...yes I would.
 
2013-09-14 02:24:48 AM
meh, sharp knees and all
 
2013-09-14 02:25:08 AM
Uzbeki-beki-stan-stan!
 
2013-09-14 02:25:20 AM
 
2013-09-14 02:25:35 AM
Proving again that Uzbeks are the weak link in the great chain of socialism.

/Don't give them money or matches.
//Obscure?
 
2013-09-14 02:28:02 AM
Well in all fairness Uzbeckistan stole all the vowels from its neighbors.
 
2013-09-14 02:29:08 AM
Hail Robonia a country I didn't make up

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-14 02:35:15 AM
Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge.  I don't see the problem here.

It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.
 
2013-09-14 02:36:48 AM
she was FTA
"Tajik-looking girl"

who

"appeared out of nowhere"

/looks legit
 
2013-09-14 02:37:02 AM
I'd stick my penis in her Uzbeckistan , if you know what I mean,
and I think you do
 
2013-09-14 02:37:09 AM
If there's no Miss Uzbekistan contest who's to say it's not her? Seriously, as long as she's skinny and can strut her swimsuit clad arse around the stage while uttering vapid inane platitudes about world peace who gives a fark?

I hope she wins.

/Not my type but I would kick her out of bed
//There's more room to fark on the floor
///Like sleeping with a ten speed bike
 
2013-09-14 02:37:45 AM
www.rugusavay.com

I dunno. Can't see her knees.

i.imgur.com

Still can't.

i.imgur.com

Like the fist of an angry Allah.
 
2013-09-14 02:47:20 AM

JonathanChance: Proving again that Uzbeks are the weak link in the great chain of socialism.

/Don't give them money or matches.
//Obscure?


not as of 15 seconds before your post
 
2013-09-14 02:50:31 AM
Butt is too skinny.  I like to do the back door bongo on women.
 
2013-09-14 02:53:04 AM

HighZoolander: JonathanChance: Proving again that Uzbeks are the weak link in the great chain of socialism.

/Don't give them money or matches.
//Obscure?

not as of 15 seconds before your post


not sure what I watched, but it mashed well with 'only a lad' from oingo
 
2013-09-14 02:58:00 AM
Uzbekistan? MY-farking-beckistan, that's who.
 
2013-09-14 02:59:07 AM
Miss Uzbekibekibekistanstan?
 
2013-09-14 03:00:48 AM
She is a graduate of the Tashkent Professional College of Tourism

Lol.
 
2013-09-14 03:18:23 AM
As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.
 
2013-09-14 03:30:39 AM
Is very nice!
 
2013-09-14 04:00:24 AM
Gulnara Karimova is no oil painting.
 
2013-09-14 04:10:07 AM
 
2013-09-14 04:39:02 AM

HotWingAgenda: She is a graduate of the Tashkent Professional College of Tourism

Lol.


Is that like Hollywood Medical School?
 
2013-09-14 04:45:25 AM
She certainly is deluded and vain. Let's give her a reality show.
 
2013-09-14 04:47:19 AM
I think it's kind of sad that the internet is quickly bringing to an end the days of being able to claim you are a prince from an exotic land and getting away with it.
 
2013-09-14 05:49:27 AM
Dammit Beki, put your clothes back on!
 
2013-09-14 06:41:26 AM
I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.
 
2013-09-14 06:59:38 AM
Hitting it would require digging through the bird's nest first, sub.
 
2013-09-14 07:11:53 AM
She is the kind of beautiful that makes me stop and stare. Hit it? Like Hank Aaron.
 
2013-09-14 07:15:32 AM

base935: As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.


FTA Gulnara Karimova, the daughter of Uzbek President Islom Karimov...commented on Twitter that the Miss Uzbekistan representative is a "Tajik-looking girl" who "appeared out of nowhere".

This may be a problem. Is "tajik-looking" a slur over there?
 
2013-09-14 07:26:02 AM

Madame Ovary: base935: As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.

FTA Gulnara Karimova, the daughter of Uzbek President Islom Karimov...commented on Twitter that the Miss Uzbekistan representative is a "Tajik-looking girl" who "appeared out of nowhere".

This may be a problem. Is "tajik-looking" a slur over there?


A quick check of Wikipedia turns up  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tajik_people

Sounds like it was a slur, until the last few decades.  They're Persian/Iranian.
 
2013-09-14 07:31:01 AM
She decided to do a Willie Mays Hays. Just show up and impress the judges.
 
2013-09-14 07:34:03 AM

ScreamingHangover: SCTV warned us about Uzbeks


Ever feel like you showed up late to the party but you're not sure why?
 
2013-09-14 07:39:21 AM

Madame Ovary: base935: As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.

FTA Gulnara Karimova, the daughter of Uzbek President Islom Karimov...commented on Twitter that the Miss Uzbekistan representative is a "Tajik-looking girl" who "appeared out of nowhere".

This may be a problem. Is "tajik-looking" a slur over there?


Gulnara is Tajik herself. Her dictator father is not really Uzbek.
 
2013-09-14 07:39:44 AM

Alphax: Madame Ovary: base935: As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.

FTA Gulnara Karimova, the daughter of Uzbek President Islom Karimov...commented on Twitter that the Miss Uzbekistan representative is a "Tajik-looking girl" who "appeared out of nowhere".

This may be a problem. Is "tajik-looking" a slur over there?

A quick check of Wikipedia turns up  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tajik_people

Sounds like it was a slur, until the last few decades.  They're Persian/Iranian.


I'd like to Per in her Iranian if you know what I mean. And if you do let me know because I'm not sure I do.
 
2013-09-14 07:53:24 AM

FatherDale: She is the kind of beautiful that makes me stop and stare. Hit it? Like Hank Aaron.


He prefers women from Musialstan.
 
2013-09-14 07:58:17 AM

shadowmaster: I'd like to Per in her Iranian if you know what I mean. And if you do let me know because I'm not sure I do.


You'd like to donate some DNA into her?
 
2013-09-14 08:05:24 AM
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But Uzbeks have a bone in the middle of their brain!
 
2013-09-14 08:19:31 AM
She had me at hello.
 
2013-09-14 08:24:58 AM
She has the Barbie doll figure and a vagina, I believe those are the only actual qualifying characteristics.  She also apparently has more gumption than all of the other contestants combined.  I wish her well.
 
2013-09-14 08:27:17 AM
Who wouldn't probe the depths of that mystery?
 
2013-09-14 08:27:51 AM
studman69.jpg

/also, it's spelled and pronounced U-beki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.  No Z, four bekis, two stans.
 
2013-09-14 09:08:53 AM
Uzbekistan is ruled by a ruthless dictator named Islam Karimov, whose beautiful daughter lives a life of luxury in many multi-million-dollar residences in Switzerland and France, as the country's UN ambassador. Why he isn't the permanent villain in every James Bond movie, I have no idea.
 
2013-09-14 09:09:33 AM
I would let her play my Chantiff.
 
2013-09-14 09:12:32 AM
er.  I mean Chanter.

and then the blowpipe.

www.californiabagpiper.com
 
2013-09-14 09:42:59 AM
Now France and Helman are letting people into Beauty Pagents?
 
2013-09-14 09:47:32 AM

Oldiron_79: Well in all fairness Uzbeckistan stole all the vowels from its neighbors.


So you think she's an invowelator of the rules???
 
2013-09-14 09:50:37 AM
Please don't be a dude. Please don't be a dude. Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.  Please don't be a dude.
 
2013-09-14 09:53:51 AM
All the past winners of this contest have produced what exactly?
 
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