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(NBC News)   Sham-Wow guy cleans up his act, guarantees that you are going to love the finely chopped ingredients that his product is capable of rendering   (nbcnews.com) divider line 34
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2013-09-13 08:20:44 PM  
All things considered, he looks really good for a 50 year old.
 
2013-09-13 08:27:40 PM  
Does InVinceable get out dried semen and hooker blood?

I'll take ten!
 
2013-09-13 08:35:33 PM  
TFA left out his involvement with Scientology and subsequent lawsuit.
 
2013-09-13 08:40:17 PM  
How much 1curr is in this box?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-13 08:59:58 PM  
I bought a Sham-Wow to wipe up the inside of my RC boat after a run. It's not any better than the Vileda shammies that have been around for decades.
 
2013-09-13 09:00:45 PM  
ShamWow works.
SlapChop is a god send.
Vince is a cool guy who doesn't take himself seriously.

What's to hate? Enviousmitter.
 
2013-09-13 09:03:12 PM  

rocky_howard: What's to hate? Enviousmitter.


Where do you read anything negative about Schlomo in that headline?

What school you go?
 
2013-09-13 09:04:52 PM  
Seriously, good on this guy. The only thing he has against him now, is his still punchable face.
 
2013-09-13 09:10:10 PM  

rocky_howard: ShamWow works.
SlapChop is a god send.
Vince is a cool guy who doesn't take himself seriously.

What's to hate? Enviousmitter.


The slapchop was released as something called the "chop-o-matic in the 1950s(ronco) before this guy, a shamwow is just a shami, and ron popeil owns this guy.
 
2013-09-13 09:28:09 PM  
Oh goodie.  I get to promote this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeUWRxSeQlQ

/don't laugh; it's a surprisingly good remix
 
2013-09-13 09:34:51 PM  

rocky_howard: ShamWow works.
SlapChop is a god send.
Vince is a cool guy who doesn't take himself seriously.

What's to hate? Enviousmitter.


Well, there was " InAPPropriate Comedy".
 
2013-09-13 09:36:37 PM  

clintster: rocky_howard: ShamWow works.
SlapChop is a god send.
Vince is a cool guy who doesn't take himself seriously.

What's to hate? Enviousmitter.

Well, there was " InAPPropriate Comedy".


And Underground Comedy Movie 20somethingorother
 
2013-09-13 09:37:10 PM  

theflatline: rocky_howard: ShamWow works.
SlapChop is a god send.
Vince is a cool guy who doesn't take himself seriously.

What's to hate? Enviousmitter.

The slapchop was released as something called the "chop-o-matic in the 1950s(ronco) before this guy, a shamwow is just a shami, and ron popeil owns this guy.


Really!? I don't think anybody thinks this guy invented any of this stuff. Most people know this stuff has been kicked around and has been sold under different names for years.
 
2013-09-13 09:39:03 PM  
 
2013-09-13 09:40:05 PM  

rocky_howard: ShamWow works.
SlapChop is a god send.
Vince is a cool guy who doesn't take himself seriously.

What's to hate? Enviousmitter.


Hate? You're gonna love his nuts!
 
2013-09-13 10:02:23 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Does InVinceable get out dried semen and hooker blood?


How 'bout tobacco stains?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-13 11:08:03 PM  
I thought he was dead.
 
2013-09-13 11:36:45 PM  
He looks less creepy in the mugshots.
 
2013-09-13 11:41:51 PM  
You followin' me camera guy?
 
2013-09-13 11:43:33 PM  

Bathysphere: Seriously, good on this guy. The only thing he has against him now, is his still punchable face.


And the stroke he had has already taken care of that.

/it's why he wears that headset -- makes the twitch in his face less noticeable
 
2013-09-14 12:10:28 AM  

Hoopy Frood: He looks less creepy in the mugshots.


And way older
 
2013-09-14 12:28:24 AM  
I wish those pitchmen were more like this. NSFW language.
 
2013-09-14 05:10:13 AM  

MurphyMurphy: You followin' me camera guy?


'Cause it's about to get serious.
 
2013-09-14 05:11:57 AM  

JayCab: MurphyMurphy: You followin' me camera guy?

'Cause it's about to get serious furious


/dammit
 
2013-09-14 05:56:19 AM  
I just want to say that the Shamwow is awful. It's not even as good as regular paper towels at cleaning up kitchen counters. Supposedly, it's good for boats/cars/other plastic things. But on glass, on tables, counters, etc... worse than a cheap paper towel.
 
2013-09-14 08:48:04 AM  

clintster: rocky_howard: ShamWow works.
SlapChop is a god send.
Vince is a cool guy who doesn't take himself seriously.

What's to hate? Enviousmitter.

Well, there was " InAPPropriate Comedy".


I liked it, actually.  The self hating Jew going around starting shiat in a Jewish market was hilarious, as was the parts when he was trying to get black people on a free trip to africa.  "The Amazing Racist" were the skits.  It was soooo wrong and funny.

The part when the mom walked into a baby store and tried to hire baby sitters and they were all hood rats was hilarious as well.
 
2013-09-14 09:15:34 AM  
Cannibal Hooker sounds like the name of a female deathmetal band
 
2013-09-14 09:35:35 AM  
Have a blast watching this infomercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAQjF5RPgbg">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=VAQjF5RPgbg 

Schticky! Easily the best one I've seen.
 
2013-09-14 11:12:07 AM  
Offer Shlomi ?

I feel like i am getting trolled now.
 
2013-09-14 12:15:00 PM  
so evidently there is something called 'Infomercial grace' and he fell from it?  really?  i never realized these guys were held to any level of esteem.
 
2013-09-14 04:50:05 PM  

The Flexecutioner: so evidently there is something called 'Infomercial grace' and he fell from it?  really?  i never realized these guys were held to any level of esteem.


I think the whole "hooker biting his tongue after he refused to pay" may have factored in a little more than how bad shamwow was..
 
2013-09-14 10:06:39 PM  

lacydog: I just want to say that the Shamwow is awful. It's not even as good as regular paper towels at cleaning up kitchen counters. Supposedly, it's good for boats/cars/other plastic things. But on glass, on tables, counters, etc... worse than a cheap paper towel.


I have a set that I use on my car, and they do work really well for that.  Large ones to dry, small ones for taking off wax, polishing wheels, and doing other such miscellaneous stuff.  I've never tried them in the house, because they live in the bucket where I keep the sponges, brushes, soaps, and other carwash gear.
 
2013-09-14 10:17:02 PM  
Too much men on SC
 
2013-09-15 07:15:43 AM  

lacydog: I just want to say that the Shamwow is awful. It's not even as good as regular paper towels at cleaning up kitchen counters. Supposedly, it's good for boats/cars/other plastic things. But on glass, on tables, counters, etc... worse than a cheap paper towel.


Never used one, but from what I hear from the in-laws, it works well after you wash it a farkload of times. I'd rather not wash a shammy over 30 times as she suggested...
 
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