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(The Smoking Gun)   The full litany of complaints Americans filed to the FCC regarding Miley Cyrus's chilling, terrifying "twerking" performance at the VMAs   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 36
    More: Followup, Federal Communications Commission, Americans, Robin Thicke, MTV Video Music Awards  
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10847 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Sep 2013 at 9:08 PM (49 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-13 09:22:04 PM
8 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-09-13 09:44:46 PM
3 votes:
obligatory

i.imgur.com
2013-09-14 12:22:52 AM
2 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Several viewers were reported to have gotten the vapors.


You, sir, are obviously not from the south.

The vapors are real and they are quite serious.
2013-09-13 11:15:32 PM
2 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com
2013-09-13 10:49:45 PM
2 votes:

HighZoolander: "My daughter was even surprised of Slutty Cyrus, and she's the biggest slut in our family. I mean, there's the sluttiest sluts you can imagine, and then there's my daughter; she'd put Mr. Slave up her ass even quicker than he put Paris Hilton up his. And even she was shocked by ol Slutty Cyrus."


I have the oddest boner right now
2013-09-13 10:19:23 PM
2 votes:
"Where has censorship gone?"

Ok farker, out yourself.  That's at least a 8/10 right there.  Take your bow.
2013-09-13 10:18:27 PM
2 votes:

Mugato: [i23.photobucket.com image 650x760]


She does look a bit like a demon or gargoyle there... maybe they have a point.
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-09-13 10:02:34 PM
2 votes:

ladyfortuna: "* Cyrus was acting like a devil flicking that tongue as deamons do." "

I spent a good half hour trying to come up with a Linux joke for this, but alas I failed.

Please, Fark, do me proud.


From Wikipedia: A daemon is usually created by a process forking a child process and then immediately exiting.

So, the Robin Thicke process?
2013-09-13 09:57:14 PM
2 votes:

ladyfortuna: "* Cyrus was acting like a devil flicking that tongue as deamons do." "

I spent a good half hour trying to come up with a Linux joke for this, but alas I failed.

Please, Fark, do me proud.


It resulted in a forked process, which is another sign of the devil...

\got nothin', but wanted to try...
2013-09-13 09:52:56 PM
2 votes:

MrHappyRotter: obligatory

[i.imgur.com image 599x345]


The best part is how disgusted the kid looks.
2013-09-13 09:25:45 PM
2 votes:
i23.photobucket.com
2013-09-13 09:16:21 PM
2 votes:
Heh. Yes, yes she does need to be spanked.
2013-09-13 09:14:18 PM
2 votes:

megarian: *reads complaints*

I came.


It does look like a lot of them were typing those messages with one hand.
2013-09-13 09:14:00 PM
2 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Several viewers were reported to have gotten the vapors.


You might even say they were verklempt.

i.imgur.com
2013-09-13 09:09:25 PM
2 votes:
Several viewers were reported to have gotten the vapors.
2013-09-13 08:31:44 PM
2 votes:
This is what happens when we don't have state mental asylums.
2013-09-14 11:19:43 AM
1 votes:
Hey, it got me to laugh.
i43.tinypic.com
i41.tinypic.com
2013-09-14 04:13:07 AM
1 votes:
A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
img7.imageshack.us
2013-09-14 01:42:52 AM
1 votes:
I'm mostly offended that people keep referring to whatever the hell that was as "twerking." That was some kind of sad white girl jiggle.

Madonna was at least performing. Madonna put on a fan-farking-tastic show. Madonna was trying to push the envelope so that more women would embrace their sexuality-- not trying to be shocking for the hell of it just to convince everyone that she was an adult. Miley looked more like a drunken kid in the crowd took her clothes off and wandered onto the stage while the nice teddy bears danced to Blurred Lines.

Again... Not so much offended. It was just bad, and hubs had to listen to me yell at her bad dance moves throughout the duration of her "performance." I made up for it by demonstrating actual twerking for him.
2013-09-14 12:51:06 AM
1 votes:
White Bourgeoisie Brooklynite Hipster Blogger on Twitter as it was happening:  OMGZ, Miley Cyrus is slutting it up all over the place on the VMAs.   It's farking disgusting.   Put some clothes on, whore!!!

Public:  You sound like the scared old square white people reacting to Elvis in 1956.   And your "slut shaming" is pathetic misogyny.

White Bourgeoisie Brooklynite Hipster Blogger the next day on his blog:  Oh ..... but .... wait.   See, I was upset because it was RACIST.  Yeah, that's it.  It was racist.    It offended my good progressive idealism, which is WAY more progressive than yours.  Trust me, my reaction was purely because I have a much broader sympathy for the plight of African Americans everywhere.  I'm just much more progressive than thou.   I just hate it when black people and black culture are relegated to props by white musicians.   Now excuse me while I go put on Bowie's "Young Americans" album.
2013-09-14 12:41:11 AM
1 votes:
oi39.tinypic.coml.yimg.comoi39.tinypic.com
2013-09-13 11:50:47 PM
1 votes:
"...as an educator, I have to stand up and say enough is enough ... yadda yadda yadda ... is why we have this vulgar, discusting programming"

I hope you're a math teacher because you can't spell for shiat.

/is our children learning?
2013-09-13 11:47:15 PM
1 votes:
"network"

"broadcast"

[inigomontoya.jpg]
2013-09-13 11:24:28 PM
1 votes:
People shouldn't be offended by the sexual nature of the performance. They should be offended by the fact that Miley Cyrus thought any of what she was doing was sexy.
2013-09-13 10:33:36 PM
1 votes:
"Cyrus's grinding caused Thicke to have a slight erection which can be easily noticed through his pants."

Oh my.
2013-09-13 09:56:17 PM
1 votes:

ladyfortuna: "* Cyrus was acting like a devil flicking that tongue as deamons do." "

I spent a good half hour trying to come up with a Linux joke for this, but alas I failed.

Please, Fark, do me proud.



'sudo pkill -9 mileycyrusd'?

Just what popped into my head at the moment.
2013-09-13 09:36:54 PM
1 votes:
"* Cyrus was acting like a devil flicking that tongue as deamons do." "

I spent a good half hour trying to come up with a Linux joke for this, but alas I failed.

Please, Fark, do me proud.
2013-09-13 09:29:46 PM
1 votes:
Great name for a punk band

i877.photobucket.com
2013-09-13 09:29:00 PM
1 votes:
I'm more offended that VMAs still exist.
2013-09-13 09:28:20 PM
1 votes:
20+ year old dance move still pisses off white people
/Twerking is the same thing as juking
2013-09-13 09:21:31 PM
1 votes:
I just hope she ends up in porn sooner rather than later. I don't think my brain could handle old, ugly Hanna Montana gettin porked.
2013-09-13 09:20:23 PM
1 votes:

GanjSmokr: Cyrus's grinding caused Thicke "to have a slight erection which can be easily noticed through his pants."

Methinks someone was looking a little too hard at the screen.

/hard


These outraged people who were so disgusted by the performance seemed to have gone over it like the Zapruder film.
2013-09-13 09:18:11 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: megarian: *reads complaints*

I came.

It does look like a lot of them were typing those messages with one hand.


Hey! Just bcsecause I type width bad, doesn't mesn I was masterbstung.
2013-09-13 09:14:04 PM
1 votes:
Also, I liked when she "grabbed her crouch".
2013-09-13 09:12:48 PM
1 votes:
*reads complaints*

I came.
2013-09-13 09:12:40 PM
1 votes:
They'll get over it
 
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