assjuice: Ok, so 3d print me a time machine that can go 1000 years into the future. I need it by noon today.
revrendjim: We ate all time traveling into the future all the time. Pause for a moment...see? It's later.
revrendjim: olddeegee: He's actually pretty cool and accurate. But when I watch his shows, my eyes close and I wake up in the future.I like Cox. Wait, let me rephrase that.
Laocoon: Marcus Aurelius: The fundamental problem is that time is more like ball bearings than Euclidian dimensions.What the hell you need ball bearings for?
olddeegee: He's actually pretty cool and accurate. But when I watch his shows, my eyes close and I wake up in the future.
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