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(Daily Mail)   Complete this headline: When the snakes in your neighborhood are big enough to kill a 60 lb Siberian Husky, it's time to................- (Article contains some graphic & disturbing images)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 133
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2013-09-13 05:52:22 PM
.... invest in snake futures.
 
2013-09-13 05:54:17 PM
Get an 80 pound Husky
 
2013-09-13 05:54:38 PM
Unleash the gorillas.
 
2013-09-13 05:55:27 PM
Fire up the grill.
 
2013-09-13 06:00:58 PM
Get reindeer to pull the sled.
 
2013-09-13 06:09:59 PM
www.petmd.com

Hate to tell you this, subbs, but snakes don't have to be big to kill your dog.
 
2013-09-13 07:11:34 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-13 07:21:09 PM
Develop a taste for Siberian Husky?

/they taste like chicken
//don't judge me!
 
2013-09-13 07:31:15 PM
This is why all men are expected to carry a dagger. You never know what will happen, only that eventually something will. If you gotta cut a farkin' python off your loved ones, you shouldn't be taking more than the time it takes to reach down to your belt to get the right tool for the job. I recommend a viking knife. It's very practical for all manner of things in day to day life while still being strong enough to go through an Anglo-saxon or dog eating python.

www.aceros-de-hispania.com
 
2013-09-13 08:04:47 PM
stop reading and submitting shiatty Daily Fail links
 
2013-09-13 08:19:51 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-09-13 08:27:43 PM
miista.com


/yes, yes, I know it's the wrong movie, but he still has enough badassery to get the job done
//he's enough of a badass that he could get the job done while wearing a pink tutu
 
2013-09-13 08:32:49 PM
...twerk.
 
2013-09-13 08:36:52 PM
I did not need to see those pics. :(
 
2013-09-13 08:37:51 PM
Whoa!  Whoa!  A little warning about the pictures!

My answer would have been "badgers", but I'm busy being disturbed by the pictures.
 
2013-09-13 08:59:23 PM

crypticsatellite: I did not need to see those pics. :(


Exactly, this needs a warning.

Has a 60 pound husky and was quite put off and now feel ill.
 
2013-09-13 09:04:27 PM
Oh, I didn't even see the pics. I'm a little morbid so I see them as a cool glimpse at nature in action.

But I totally agree there should be a warning. (Warning - graphic pictures) would do enough for people to figure it out.

Personally I'd just write (pics of dead dog in link)
 
2013-09-13 09:14:52 PM
Nature is brutal. It's something you should get used to.
 
2013-09-13 09:15:28 PM
Get the fark out of Florida.
 
2013-09-13 10:35:42 PM
... paint your mom's titties with black paint and stick your dick in her butt using peanut butter as lube and let the dog watch and then after you're done let the dog lick the peanut butter off her butt hole.
 
2013-09-13 10:35:45 PM
GTFO.
 
2013-09-13 10:37:12 PM
Only if that dog had a gun he could have defended himself.
 
2013-09-13 10:39:09 PM
Daily Fail
 
2013-09-13 10:39:29 PM
Watch out for snakes!
 
2013-09-13 10:41:31 PM
MrHappyRotter:

you're trying too hard.
 
2013-09-13 10:41:32 PM
Arm the dogs, obviously.
 
2013-09-13 10:42:42 PM
the Florida Everglades, America's little Australia
 
2013-09-13 10:45:11 PM
start sniffing glue.
 
2013-09-13 10:46:23 PM
As shiatty a day this has been already that picture just topped it off.
 
2013-09-13 10:50:27 PM
The only possible answer is "GTFO".
 
2013-09-13 10:50:47 PM
get MORE huskies.

No way that snake gonna eat more than 3 at once.
...then you can chop him up while he's napping.
 
2013-09-13 10:51:10 PM
It's time to move.
 
2013-09-13 10:52:26 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: crypticsatellite: I did not need to see those pics. :(

Exactly, this needs a warning.

Has a 60 pound husky and was quite put off and now feel ill.


If you decide to get another pet, don't get a python.

/boa constrictor or anaconda are ok
 
2013-09-13 10:53:17 PM
Call in Samuel L. Jackson.

"I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes in this Monday to Friday neighborhood!"
 
2013-09-13 10:53:56 PM
so wtf is a siberian husky doing in florida anyway? The owners must be dog-hating dicks.
 
2013-09-13 10:54:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-13 10:54:43 PM
Fark you, sub-sucker.

You must get a kick out of sick shiat. Karma's a biatch.
 
2013-09-13 10:56:41 PM
buy a giant Alaskan Malamute
 
2013-09-13 10:57:42 PM

jaylectricity: [img.fark.net image 250x191]


...time to break out the Best of Barry White.
 
2013-09-13 11:01:51 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Get an 80 pound Husky


Doesn't matter if he's asleep, I do know that snake wouldn't leave my yard alive though, he would be hacked up to shiat.
 
2013-09-13 11:03:23 PM

JesusJuice: AlwaysRightBoy: crypticsatellite: I did not need to see those pics. :(

Exactly, this needs a warning.

Has a 60 pound husky and was quite put off and now feel ill.

If you decide to get another pet, don't get a python.

/boa constrictor or anaconda are ok


Judging by where they are I am guessing it was not a pet snake and was a wild snake, a lot were released in the swamps years ago.
 
2013-09-13 11:04:41 PM
D-D-D-DDDD DUEL!
 
2013-09-13 11:06:12 PM
Where's all the derp from the reptile lovers who say these kind of snakes would never EVER go after something as large as a child?
 
2013-09-13 11:06:18 PM
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR PETS OUTSIDE UNATTENDED!!!!
 
2013-09-13 11:06:37 PM
Glass the place.
 
2013-09-13 11:06:56 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-13 11:11:08 PM
Get a liger, dye its fur green with orange stripes, and take the law into your own hands

/A magic sword would be helpful, too
 
2013-09-13 11:11:59 PM

doglover: This is why all men are expected to carry a dagger. You never know what will happen, only that eventually something will. If you gotta cut a farkin' python off your loved ones, you shouldn't be taking more than the time it takes to reach down to your belt to get the right tool for the job. I recommend a viking knife. It's very practical for all manner of things in day to day life while still being strong enough to go through an Anglo-saxon or dog eating python.

[www.aceros-de-hispania.com image 625x593]


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-13 11:13:12 PM
If only that poor husky was packing heat, he could have stood his ground against that python.

ARM THE HUSKIES!


Also, go to hell, subby.  :(
 
2013-09-13 11:14:07 PM

doglover: I recommend a viking knife. It's very practical for all manner of things in day to day life while still being strong enough to go through an Anglo-saxon or dog eating python.


I lol'd, because I read this as a python that eats dogs and Anglo-Saxons.
 
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