phlegmmo: It doesn't look like a duck ... too many eyes.
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dchurch0: We need more Latvian potato jokes on this site.Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, "Why so long face?" Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. "Three Latvian are brag about sons. "My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want," say first Latvian. "Zo?" second say, "My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!" Third Latvian wait long time, then say, "My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over." "Wow! You are win us," say others. But all are feel sad.Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.
sporkme: I got this in my last sack of taters./csb
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johnny_vegas: sporkme: I got this in my last sack of taters.[pbr1156.photobucket.com image 270x360]/csbbeforeand after
Marcus Aurelius: Potato Dynasty.That is all.
hardinparamedic: Slow news day in Britain, is it?
Cataholic: Almost as good as a turnip shaped like a thingy.
iheartscotch: Marcus Aurelius: Potato Dynasty.That is all.Is that anything like duck dynasty?
capt.hollister: If it walks, talks and looks like a duck, it's a potatoIf your potato talks, put it back and lay off the vodak
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