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(Metro)   If it walks, talks and looks like a duck, it's a potato   (metro.co.uk) divider line 37
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2013-09-13 04:54:30 PM
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Because Potato.
 
2013-09-13 04:57:12 PM
I've gone full-on potato quackers.
 
2013-09-13 04:59:59 PM
Potato Dynasty.

That is all.
 
2013-09-13 05:04:55 PM
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2013-09-13 05:10:51 PM
...or a witch.
 
2013-09-13 05:10:54 PM
Let it fry, Mr. Wintler.  Let it fry.
 
2013-09-13 05:35:35 PM
It doesn't look like a duck ... too many eyes.
 
2013-09-13 06:01:04 PM

phlegmmo: It doesn't look like a duck ... too many eyes.


www.intriguing.com
 
2013-09-13 06:40:40 PM

sigdiamond2000: Weird Biblical Spud Trick Nets Pensioner $1,000s In Banned Gold Steroid Cream The Liberal Media Doesn't Want You To Know About


Nice mash up.
 
2013-09-13 06:45:25 PM
We need more Latvian potato jokes on this site.

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.

Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, "Why so long face?" Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. "

Three Latvian are brag about sons. "My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want," say first Latvian. "Zo?" second say, "My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!" Third Latvian wait long time, then say, "My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over." "Wow! You are win us," say others. But all are feel sad.

Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.

Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.
 
2013-09-13 06:46:13 PM
That's good because I can't count to duck, but I can damn-sure count to potato.
 
2013-09-13 06:47:25 PM
This just in: Abraham Lincoln squirrel assassinated!
 
2013-09-13 06:51:21 PM
I got this in my last sack of taters.

pbr1156.photobucket.com

/csb
 
2013-09-13 06:53:05 PM
She seems to have lost a few marbles, and a tooth.
 
2013-09-13 06:54:33 PM

dchurch0: We need more Latvian potato jokes on this site.

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.

Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, "Why so long face?" Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. "

Three Latvian are brag about sons. "My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want," say first Latvian. "Zo?" second say, "My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!" Third Latvian wait long time, then say, "My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over." "Wow! You are win us," say others. But all are feel sad.

Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.

Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.


Q:  How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?  A:  None.
 
2013-09-13 06:55:34 PM
If it fries it dies!
 
2013-09-13 06:56:47 PM

sporkme: I got this in my last sack of taters.



/csb


You said "sack".
 
2013-09-13 07:00:03 PM
I wish I had a garden that grows broards.
 
2013-09-13 07:01:21 PM

sporkme: I got this in my last sack of taters.

[pbr1156.photobucket.com image 270x360]

/csb


before

and after

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2013-09-13 07:08:20 PM
Potato ducks probably provide a fuller foot feel when you kick them, but definitely don't provide the same auditory amusement as real ducks being booted across the pond. Just sayin.
 
2013-09-13 07:09:24 PM
Slow news day in Britain, is it?
 
2013-09-13 07:14:42 PM

johnny_vegas: sporkme: I got this in my last sack of taters.

[pbr1156.photobucket.com image 270x360]

/csb

before

and after


That's your problem man, you're putting the potato on a pedestal
 
2013-09-13 07:14:43 PM
Potato duck? That's quackers!
 
2013-09-13 07:17:49 PM
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"I can't believe it.  A talking duck that sounds like me.  A potato that looks like me.  I want to be the voice of BEEF: IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER."

"AFLAC!"
 
2013-09-13 07:20:06 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Potato Dynasty.

That is all.


Is that anything like duck dynasty?

/ speaking of; apparently uncle si has a wife. I didn't think that would be the case
 
2013-09-13 07:20:45 PM
I'll be goddamned.

That potato looks just like a duck.

Jesus Christ. That's amazing.
 
2013-09-13 07:22:03 PM
Almost as good as a turnip shaped like a thingy.
 
2013-09-13 07:27:21 PM
Looks like the Virgin Mary to me.

/taking a dump
 
2013-09-13 07:29:47 PM

hardinparamedic: Slow news day in Britain, is it?


Slow news day everywhere. Send up some blood sport. More Bread! More Circus!
 
2013-09-13 07:37:45 PM
Duck, says I.
 
2013-09-13 08:23:20 PM
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My favorite vegetable... duck.
 
2013-09-13 08:31:36 PM

Cataholic: Almost as good as a turnip shaped like a thingy.


What if you have a thingy shaped like a turnip...?
 
2013-09-13 10:01:13 PM

iheartscotch: Marcus Aurelius: Potato Dynasty.

That is all.

Is that anything like duck dynasty?


Yes, but with flanel shirts from L.L.Bean, and will be sub-titled in English and French for those who don't speak Spanish or Acadian.
 
2013-09-13 10:30:10 PM
FTFA: 'It's got pride of place in the shed, where it will stay until it rots away."
Ugh. An actual duck rotting away would smell better...
 
2013-09-13 10:33:16 PM
If it walks, talks and looks like a duck, it's a potato

If your potato talks, put it back and lay off the vodak
 
2013-09-13 11:50:30 PM

capt.hollister: If it walks, talks and looks like a duck, it's a potato

If your potato talks, put it back and lay off the vodak


"Feed me, Seymour."
 
2013-09-14 01:32:58 AM

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Fark needs to have comment of the year nominations.
 
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