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(The Onion)   10 Reasons Falling For Shameless Click Bait Makes You A Bad Mother (warning: slideshow)   (theonion.com) divider line 37
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2013-09-13 05:28:46 PM
I don't have kids but if my wife spent all day looking at photos like this, I'd be okay with it

o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-09-13 05:29:29 PM
media-social.s-msn.com
 
2013-09-13 05:30:48 PM
does the kid in the backseat have some kind of tentacle reaching around him?
 
2013-09-13 05:31:05 PM

Anayalator: [media-social.s-msn.com image 538x269]


At least they have seat belts on.
 
2013-09-13 05:31:25 PM
I mean, uh, Jessica Alba, dayum
 
2013-09-13 05:31:54 PM
Fark the Onion.
 
2013-09-13 05:33:08 PM
LOL.
 
2013-09-13 05:33:47 PM

Anayalator: [media-social.s-msn.com image 538x269]


Looks like most female drivers
 
2013-09-13 05:35:00 PM
I've been clicking and bating too long, I read that as "clit 'bate"
 
2013-09-13 05:39:39 PM
click
bate
log off
 
2013-09-13 05:41:18 PM
Shaft is a bad mother ......
 
2013-09-13 05:41:44 PM

Argyle82: Anayalator: [media-social.s-msn.com image 538x269]

At least they have seat belts on.


true, but for the record, it is up at his neck, which is unsafe.
 
2013-09-13 05:43:03 PM
 
2013-09-13 05:44:28 PM

hockeyfarker: does the kid in the backseat have some kind of tentacle reaching around him?


No, he's neither female nor Japanese.
/Looks like a plush crocodile.
 
2013-09-13 05:52:26 PM

George Babbitt: Fark the Onion.


Why? I'm genuinely curious.
 
2013-09-13 05:52:35 PM
I get people to fall for shameless clickbait using this 1 weird trick....
 
WD
2013-09-13 05:52:58 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-13 05:53:50 PM

Marshal805: Deslided


For some reason I feel like in this instance, desliding it defeats the point.
 
2013-09-13 05:55:31 PM

MachineHead: Argyle82: Anayalator: [media-social.s-msn.com image 538x269]

At least they have seat belts on.

true, but for the record, it is up at his neck, which is unsafe.


You must actually have kids. Or you're the fuzz.
 
2013-09-13 05:58:49 PM
Ha, I say.
 
2013-09-13 05:59:24 PM
A slide show, and not very funny...

Can we have a Jessica Alba bikini thread instead?
 
2013-09-13 05:59:48 PM
Buzz featured partner.
 
2013-09-13 06:02:32 PM

lockers: Anayalator: [media-social.s-msn.com image 538x269]

Looks like most female drivers


if that were the case, I'd get a DWF every damn day.
so no, most female drives do not look anything like that.
 
2013-09-13 06:04:57 PM

ZoeNekros: A slide show, and not very funny...

Can we have a Jessica Alba bikini thread instead?


Hear, hear! Not strictly a bikini, mind you but:

img202.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-13 06:06:39 PM
Ha, ha, Onion! Joke's on you! I have no children. My uterus is shriveled and worthless, having produced no offspring. Beats uterine prolapse and stretch marks, I guess.
 
2013-09-13 06:15:23 PM

Anayalator: [media-social.s-msn.com image 538x269]


That is such B.S.  Obviously created by an in incompetent man!  I mean, it's not even close to a typical mom driver.  Where is the Tall Non-Fat Vanilla Latte with 2 Splendas from Starbucks?
 
2013-09-13 06:18:44 PM

DVDave: Anayalator: [media-social.s-msn.com image 538x269]

That is such B.S.  Obviously created by an in incompetent man!  I mean, it's not even close to a typical mom driver.  Where is the Tall Non-Fat Vanilla Latte with 2 Splendas from Starbucks?


And why isn't she applying eyeshadow?
 
2013-09-13 06:21:27 PM

rmyoung87: Marshal805: Deslided

For some reason I feel like in this instance, desliding it defeats the point.


I immediately, out of habit, deslided. I was 5 or 6 pictures in before I got the gist of what was going on.

ALTERNATIVELY...

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Ha, ha, Onion! Joke's on you! I have no children. My uterus is shriveled and worthless, having produced no offspring. Beats uterine prolapse and stretch marks, I guess.


Ha, ha, Onion! Joke's on you! I deslided your slide show, and therefore didn't get it.
 
2013-09-13 06:34:52 PM

uncleacid: Shaft is a bad mother ......


Shut your mouth.

Nobody? really?
 
2013-09-13 06:35:29 PM
i939.photobucket.com

img.fark.net
 
2013-09-13 06:38:22 PM
i939.photobucket.com

Everybody likes Jessica Alba Gifs, right?
 
2013-09-13 06:49:10 PM
Okay, that was fantastic.
 
2013-09-13 06:53:41 PM
I got a big ol' chuckle out of it. Good job, subby.
 
2013-09-13 07:14:36 PM
Paging Mr. Hippopotamus, please pick up the potential-bikini-thread courtesy phone.
 
2013-09-13 08:08:52 PM
 
2013-09-13 09:41:25 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Ha, ha, Onion! Joke's on you! I have no children. My uterus is shriveled and worthless, having produced no offspring. Beats uterine prolapse and stretch marks, I guess.


I had mine sliced out of me, so I also enjoyed this slideshow.
 
2013-09-13 09:51:31 PM

AspectRatio: George Babbitt: Fark the Onion.

Why? I'm genuinely curious.


It's bad enough when people take crappy news service stories and believe the bias, but when people take Onion stories and think them true!?!

/life is stranger than fiction anyway
 
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