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(Huffington Post)   House Republicans declare war on science   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 24
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2013-09-13 05:49:59 PM
9 votes:
Good.  Progress is in direct opposition to scientific discovery.  Just try to name a single thing science has ever done for anyone.  And for the last time, refrigeration doesn't count.  That's just Jesus turning a cold shoulder to those filthy libs.
2013-09-13 06:54:14 PM
5 votes:

Neighborhood Watch: Government schools aren't teaching kids to read & write yet.


Oh they read.
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2013-09-13 06:04:02 PM
3 votes:

highendmighty: And sort of along those lines, why do we need a cheerleader for science to go, what, school to school? to tell people how great being a scientist is? I don't think that is really necessary - a waste of money when you have Bill Nye, Beakman, et al. reaching more kids anyway.


Yea, unpaid positions are a waste of money!
2013-09-13 04:58:22 PM
3 votes:
So up until now it was an undeclared war then?

/dnctfl
2013-09-13 04:54:25 PM
3 votes:
Did the Sad tag beat the Obvious tag to death?
2013-09-13 04:52:02 PM
3 votes:
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2013-09-14 06:48:43 AM
2 votes:
Is being the neighborhood watch around here an unpaid position?
2013-09-13 07:46:31 PM
2 votes:

jjorsett: Sounds more like a war on making yet another government-paid unnecessary job, and that's a good thing.


You read neither the article nor the thread. You fail. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
2013-09-13 07:16:50 PM
2 votes:

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ... I think it's about time for Science to declare war on Republicans.

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2013-09-13 05:52:42 PM
2 votes:

Neighborhood Watch: All2morrowsparTs: Are you a caricature?


I'm just me, baby.  I'm just me.

/I also happen to be right


Sad, you would be better as satire.
2013-09-13 05:35:04 PM
2 votes:

jigger: Fart_Machine: jigger: How about one that does nothing but go around the country dispelling myths about GMOs and fracking?

So you're saying they're going to create a Lobbyist Laureate?

What the hell do you think the purpose of that post is?


Oh yeah, I forgot about the sinister Climate Illuminati.
2013-09-13 05:26:14 PM
2 votes:

Serious Black: Albino Squid: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I'm kind of glad that this didn't pass, since if a Republican ever takes the presidency again, we'd have three science laureates who think that the earth is six-thousand years old, dinosaur bones are planted by Satan to deceive us, and that if you listen really hard, you can hear a blastocyst scream when it's aborted.

Came here to say this.

Damn. My DNRTFA alarm is really getting a workout today.


Not only that, but blastocysts only scream when you drop them into boiling water.
2013-09-13 05:20:55 PM
2 votes:

Albino Squid: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I'm kind of glad that this didn't pass, since if a Republican ever takes the presidency again, we'd have three science laureates who think that the earth is six-thousand years old, dinosaur bones are planted by Satan to deceive us, and that if you listen really hard, you can hear a blastocyst scream when it's aborted.

Came here to say this.


Damn. My DNRTFA alarm is really getting a workout today.
2013-09-13 05:19:40 PM
2 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I'm kind of glad that this didn't pass, since if a Republican ever takes the presidency again, we'd have three science laureates who think that the earth is six-thousand years old, dinosaur bones are planted by Satan to deceive us, and that if you listen really hard, you can hear a blastocyst scream when it's aborted.


My DNRTFA alarm just went off.
2013-09-13 05:17:09 PM
2 votes:
I'm kind of glad that this didn't pass, since if a Republican ever takes the presidency again, we'd have three science laureates who think that the earth is six-thousand years old, dinosaur bones are planted by Satan to deceive us, and that if you listen really hard, you can hear a blastocyst scream when it's aborted.
2013-09-14 03:12:16 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: I'll just leave this here:

[www.anneofcarversville.com image 465x916]


HA HA! SUCK IT, LIECHTENSTEIN!
2013-09-13 11:53:15 PM
1 votes:
Damn!  Wrong thread!  Well... uh... kind of... works... I guess.

1/10
2013-09-13 07:33:54 PM
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: dookdookdook: Teaching our kids to loveembrace science means nothing compared to the cost of a plane ticket and hotel room.

Nonsense.  Those plain tickets and hotel rooms cost a brazillion dollars.  Scratch that along with Public Television and you've balanced the budget.


Don't be ridiculous. There's no way that what you suggested would be enough to balance the budget.

To do that you'd need to defund Planned Parenthood and cut foreign aid too.
2013-09-13 07:17:48 PM
1 votes:
Perhaps they should read some books rather than burning them.
2013-09-13 06:31:01 PM
1 votes:

Neighborhood Watch: Government schools aren't teaching kids to read & write yet.


♫ derpy derpy doo, derpy derpy derp doo!♫
2013-09-13 05:34:07 PM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: So up until now it was an undeclared war then?

/dnctfl


Before it was a Police Action.
2013-09-13 05:32:17 PM
1 votes:

jigger: How about one that does nothing but go around the country dispelling myths about GMOs and fracking?


So you're saying they're going to create a Lobbyist Laureate?
2013-09-13 05:12:42 PM
1 votes:

dookdookdook: "There's no way to make it work," Ebell said. "It would still give scientists an opportunity to pontificate, and we're opposed to it."

Serious question: Besides American conservatives, is there any other nationally-powerful organization in any other country as openly and proudly hostile to science in particular and objective reality in general this side of the Taliban?


I think they've launched themselves much further into "Thar Be Dragons" territory than the Taliban could ever hope to reach.
2013-09-13 05:12:39 PM
1 votes:
Just wait until the next Republican president selects the science laureate to spread their message across the land. Then you'll know this was a good idea.
 
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