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(Fark)   Is this: A) another Fark link about naked people being arrested; B) a story about excessive alcohol consumption and a "poorly shorn" scrotum, or C) this week's Fark weird news quiz?   (fark.com) divider line 39
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2013-09-13 02:27:25 PM
Always need to kick off with some appreciation for the work of the Farkers who wrote this quiz, so kudos and thank you to ivan, phlegmmo, Sim Tree, and Sinto. Cheers.
 
2013-09-13 02:27:59 PM
Winners of last week's quiz:

bring to a festering boil 1053
Dionysus 1040
LedLawless 1028
Marshal J 1026
Ivo Shandor 1022
The Muthaship 1018
QifutuWahuta 1015
Red Shirt Blues 1008
oldrob64 995
kokomo61 990

Good luck this week!
 
2013-09-13 02:28:38 PM
And the Easy Quiz if the first one was too difficult:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/261
 
2013-09-13 02:40:40 PM
Wooo! Top of the list for now!  Soon to be dethroned :-/  Still, thanks for another fun quiz.
Also, the town is Carmel, not Caramel.
 
2013-09-13 02:41:11 PM
B?
 
2013-09-13 02:43:41 PM
My first score of zero.

I'd feel bad if I wasn't so drunk.
 
2013-09-13 02:43:43 PM
Give me a few hours and a bottle of tequila and we'll make it all three.
 
2013-09-13 02:44:04 PM
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 625

Total time elapsed:1 minute (110 seconds)
Honest Bender834Ponzholio802FrancoFile765calbert660dj_bigbird653rumpelstiltsk in626Bob Falfa625RedPhoenix122464Walker462Bonkthat_Again
 
2013-09-13 02:45:19 PM
Alright, I'll actually try to answer the questions this time, instead of button mashing to an amazing score of 1/10 :D
 
2013-09-13 02:45:38 PM
Good quiz! I made the top 10 for once :)
Final Score: 5 out of 11 correct, total points = 449
Total time elapsed: 1 minute (105 seconds)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
Honest Bender  834
Ponzholio  802
FrancoFile  765
calbert  660
RedPhoenix122  464
Walker  462
Bonkthat_Again  461
MissFeasance  459
skinnycatullus  454
johnnieconnie  449

/Ok, ok, soon to be pushed to the bottom!
 
2013-09-13 02:45:55 PM
686 and holy shiat i am in the top ten for now.
 
2013-09-13 02:47:20 PM
One out of eleven?

I am completely ashamed.

Where do I turn in my badge?
 
2013-09-13 02:48:57 PM
Naked alcohol consumption and a scrotum.  Now we have a better idea of what really happens to the servers when they go down.
 
2013-09-13 02:50:21 PM

brap: One out of eleven?

I am completely ashamed.

Where do I turn in my badge?


Hahaha. I did the same! What about those monkeys now!
 
2013-09-13 02:50:22 PM
A little early for the quiz. Must be a FARK party tonight.
 
2013-09-13 02:52:24 PM
I am always disappointed in my results, but I am not going to study for this thing, dammit.
 
2013-09-13 02:54:19 PM
Another 7/11 week for me :(
 
2013-09-13 02:57:10 PM
I might have spent too much time avoiding work this week.
 
2013-09-13 02:59:47 PM
minoridiot1004uncleacid955mpidgeon909Glenford906Holy Carp840pkrzycki838BogglePlayingChicken836Honest Bender834FarknGroovn833Hoopy Frood817

Yeah baby!!!
 
2013-09-13 03:00:23 PM
and fail...
 
2013-09-13 03:02:17 PM
Final Score:10 out of 11 correct, total points = 906
Total time elapsed:1 minute (113 seconds)

Been a very unproductive week at work.
 
2013-09-13 03:03:52 PM
pkrzycki939
johnnieconnie932
Twilight Farkle925
Rapid Roger912
MissFeasance859
wxboy855
TommyJReed843
Sofa King Smart841
skinnycatullus834
Agarista759


 And on top of the easy quiz!!!
 
2013-09-13 03:04:18 PM
Hard: 10/11 = 908 (98 seconds)
Easy: 10/10 = 925 (75 seconds)

I, too, had an unproductive week... but apparently, not unproductive enough!
 
2013-09-13 03:06:22 PM
Take the VOGUE Poorly Shorn Scrotum Test for your Husband or Boyfriend!

10. Is the hair in clumps?
09. Are there itchy whiskers? (How the hell do you know, girlfriend?)
08. Does it look like he forgot to finish the job?
07. It's it inflamed?
06. Does it remind you of a sea urchin?
05. Does it remind you of the time your little brother got his hands on your Barbie doll and shaved it?
04. Did he use tweezers and then give up?
03. Does the blood and shaving cream make it look like a hairy strawberry shortcake?
02. Are there bits of TP stuck to the cuts?
01. Does it look like a hedgehog with the mange?

Score one point for each yes. If you score more than one point, nag him without mercy.
 
2013-09-13 03:08:03 PM
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 923
Total time elapsed:1 minute (89 seconds)

Last week I sucked
 
2013-09-13 03:09:26 PM
Also, since nobody reads this blurb anymore, I'll just say that I'm pretty sure that in the last few days, enough water has fallen onto norther Colorado that we could have a pretty good sized lake if we'd kept it.

People DO read.

Maybe there should be a bonus question on that "nobody reads" blurb to keep these perfect scorers every week on their toes
 
2013-09-13 03:10:32 PM

VivianVivisect: brap: One out of eleven?

I am completely ashamed.

Where do I turn in my badge?

Hahaha. I did the same! What about those monkeys now!


I'm so embarrassed my baboon arse is even redder than usual.
 
2013-09-13 03:15:22 PM

brap: VivianVivisect: brap: One out of eleven?

I am completely ashamed.

Where do I turn in my badge?

Hahaha. I did the same! What about those monkeys now!

I'm so embarrassed my baboon arse is even redder than usual.


Pics or it didn't happen.

/jk .... no pics, please
 
2013-09-13 03:15:27 PM

Unfreakable: Winners of last week's quiz:

bring to a festering boil 1053
Dionysus 1040
LedLawless 1028
Marshal J 1026
Ivo Shandor 1022
The Muthaship 1018
QifutuWahuta 1015
Red Shirt Blues 1008
oldrob64 995
kokomo61 990

Good luck this week!


Well, that will probably be my only time in the top ten.
 
2013-09-13 03:17:40 PM

phlegmmo: I'm so embarrassed my baboon arse is even redder than usual.

Pics or it didn't happen.

/jk .... no pics, please



i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-13 03:28:17 PM

brap: phlegmmo: I'm so embarrassed my baboon arse is even redder than usual.

Pics or it didn't happen.

/jk .... no pics, please


I think I'll stick to button-mashing!
 
2013-09-13 03:31:44 PM
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 655

I'm a permanent resident of the "Meh" zone.
 
2013-09-13 03:41:35 PM
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 549

Total time elapsed:1 minute (115 seconds)

Hardly my high water mark
 
2013-09-13 03:43:41 PM
The easy way

9 out of 10 correct, total points = 824

Total time elapsed:1 minute (90 seconds)
 
2013-09-13 04:04:00 PM
Final Score:9 out of 11 correct, total points = 842Total time elapsed:  1 minute (71 seconds) Personal Record for me.  Didn't even crack the Top 10.
 
2013-09-13 04:53:43 PM
after once again disgracing my family for generations to come, I decided to take the Fark quiz.  First the hard version, 6 of 11.  One of the answers (which I got wrong) was a real face palmer.  I leave you to guess which one.  Then I took the easy quiz, and lo, scored a 10 for 10.

Damn, I simply do not spend enough time here.  Whether that bodes good or ill, one can only guess.
 
2013-09-13 05:03:12 PM

danno_to_infinity: Damn, I simply do not spend enough time here.  Whether that bodes good or ill, one can only guess.


Look at it this way: if you're here, you're not spending that time running with a ruthless biker gang, getting in knife fights behind bowling alleys and selling crack to minors.

So on balance, a net win. Barely.
 
2013-09-13 05:58:40 PM
Despite finishing in the top 10 last week....I'm back to my usual (low) level of performance.

4/11
 
2013-09-13 11:12:00 PM
Don't know what a "poorly shorn" scrotum is
Pretty sure I am ok with going on in my life without knowing
 
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