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2013-09-13 02:43:45 PM  
I would need to see the front.
 
2013-09-13 02:50:41 PM  

munko: I would need to see the front.


Why? Isn't it the top of her head that's important?
 
2013-09-13 03:25:38 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: munko: I would need to see the front.

Why? Isn't it the top of her head that's important?


nope. I favor a large breasted specimens.
 
2013-09-13 04:08:06 PM  
There's also some fine print beneath the large lettering. One lesson I learned from mom was "always read the fine print".
 
2013-09-13 04:18:14 PM  
Everything's gone downhill since Nick Jr. canceled Lazy Town.
 
2013-09-13 05:08:46 PM  

FloydA: Everything's gone downhill since Nick Jr. canceled Lazy Town.


llddr.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-13 05:30:30 PM  
Never? Seems like it would work pretty well to me, what's the problem here?
 
2013-09-13 05:33:19 PM  
What do they mean "How not to...". Bet it worked.
 
2013-09-13 05:46:12 PM  
Something tells me she's unaware that there's something written on her back.
 
2013-09-13 05:55:31 PM  
I feel BFF's are not BFF's any more.
 
2013-09-13 06:23:23 PM  
Girls live the life. So much they can attain for sexual favors.
 
2013-09-13 06:26:34 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: There's also some fine print beneath the large lettering. One lesson I learned from mom was "always read the fine print".


When reading about blowjobs I immediately think of lessons taught by my mother.
 
2013-09-13 06:27:15 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: There's also some fine print beneath the large lettering. One lesson I learned from mom was "always read the fine print".


I believe it says 'but not yours'
 
2013-09-13 06:28:07 PM  

MayoSlather: Girls live the life. So much they can attain for sexual favors.


Or if you're a gay dude in prison.
 
2013-09-13 06:32:16 PM  

Mark Ratner: MayoSlather: Girls live the life. So much they can attain for sexual favors.

Or if you're a gay dude in prison.


Maybe if my mouth was prettier.
 
2013-09-13 06:38:43 PM  
Now that's a 'K-hole'.
 
2013-09-13 06:45:26 PM  
Who said anything about "buy?"
 
2013-09-13 06:55:53 PM  

munko: I would need to see the front.


img.fark.net
 
2013-09-13 08:03:27 PM  
As someone who did ketamine in 1989, pure clinical grade, half a cc popped in the muscle, i can tell you, as much as i love a girl giving me brain, if i was in a khole i would not care about a crusty rave chick sucking my dick, nor would i do k in public.

the last time i did k in 1990 i watched tv, and i saw a movie, i cried, i laughed, i was emotionally wrecked.

The next day i looked in the cable guide.  it was top gun.  Only ketamine could make that pile of gay shiat epic.
 
2013-09-13 08:14:25 PM  
I had a bag of ketamine back in 2003 or so and ended up flushing it down the toilet. Couldn't bring myself to try it.
 
2013-09-13 08:19:10 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-13 08:52:13 PM  
I did some K at a club in NYC, the crobar I think, we were all doin blow and this Australian bloke asked me if I needed any gear and I said sure dude, cause I'm an okie, it was natural to communicate with a Ozzie, and me and my girl friend ended up in a K hole, walking around 27th and W 10th, laughing and crying and finally made it back to the apartment where we collapsed on the floor.

My cool Special K story bro

/Sasha was spinning that night
 
2013-09-13 09:15:16 PM  

munko: Sin_City_Superhero: munko: I would need to see the front.

Why? Isn't it the top of her head that's important?

nope. I favor a large breasted specimens.


i759.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-13 10:52:55 PM  

chaddsfarkprefect: Because People in power are Stupid: There's also some fine print beneath the large lettering. One lesson I learned from mom was "always read the fine print".

When reading about blowjobs I immediately think of lessons taught by my mother.


When reading about blowjobs I also immediately think of lessons taught by your mother.
 
2013-09-13 11:36:23 PM  
Well, barter isn't buying so I guess it all works out.
 
2013-09-14 12:58:37 AM  

Poopy MacPoop: Well, barter isn't buying so I guess it all works out.


Cue "That's the joke" jpeg
 
2013-09-14 11:43:44 AM  
I was at an Ozzy concert years ago and some 15(?) year old chick had "Fark me Ozzy" on her stomach
 
2013-09-14 11:44:11 AM  

Miss Stein: munko: Sin_City_Superhero: munko: I would need to see the front.

Why? Isn't it the top of her head that's important?

nope. I favor a large breasted specimens.

[i759.photobucket.com image 450x367]




t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-14 01:16:07 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Miss Stein: munko: Sin_City_Superhero: munko: I would need to see the front.

Why? Isn't it the top of her head that's important?

nope. I favor a large breasted specimens.

[i759.photobucket.com image 450x367]

[t2.gstatic.com image 416x84]


mmmmm, ungawa
 
2013-09-14 05:58:36 PM  
That reminds me of a chick in the parking lot at a Dead show yelling to anyone who would listen that she would give a blowjob for a ticket.

I don't know if she got in, but it did make me wonder.  Would I rather have a blowjob or see Jerry Garcia and the rest of the band?

It turned out to be a pretty good show and it lasted longer than a blowjob so I guess I made the right choice.
 
2013-09-14 10:26:55 PM  

Miss Stein: munko: Sin_City_Superhero: munko: I would need to see the front.

Why? Isn't it the top of her head that's important?

nope. I favor a large breasted specimens.

[i759.photobucket.com image 450x367]


There's so much to like in this photo, besides just the jugs.  Damn.
 
2013-09-15 01:31:43 AM  

blue_2501: Miss Stein: munko: Sin_City_Superhero: munko: I would need to see the front.

Why? Isn't it the top of her head that's important?

nope. I favor a large breasted specimens.

[i759.photobucket.com image 450x367]

There's so much to like in this photo, besides just the jugs.  Damn.


Taken at Seattle's Hempfest a few years ago.  One (or two) more reasons our fair city is loved so.
 
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