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(Castanet)   Overheard on the police scanner: "Pipe Bong, bring Bong Squad"   (castanet.net) divider line 36
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2013-09-13 02:22:43 PM
It's friday, tonight I will join the bong squad.
 
2013-09-13 02:29:35 PM
www.castanet.net

I haven't been in a head shop in forever but that scooby bong is pretty cool.
 
2013-09-13 02:47:50 PM
It was later determined that the citizen who phoned in the threat had misspoke:

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2013-09-13 03:41:37 PM
Anyone else read that as "Ching Chong Bing Bong" ?
 
2013-09-13 03:43:52 PM
Next lulz are certain to be found at the adult novelty shop.
 
2013-09-13 03:51:26 PM
www.chezgrae.com

On the case.
 
2013-09-13 03:51:31 PM
That's better than a Scooby snack.
 
2013-09-13 03:54:24 PM
I went into one of those discount smoke shops/liquor stores the other day and found a mini-head shop below the counter.

Note these marble pipes I remember from the 70's were only for standard tobacco per a note next to the pipes.
 
2013-09-13 03:55:00 PM
Damn you autocorrect!
 
2013-09-13 03:56:06 PM

ZMugg: [www.chezgrae.com image 472x364]

On the case.


"Solid!"
 
2013-09-13 03:56:11 PM
Bong Squad, a Quinn Martin production. Tonight's episode: Maui-Wowee Ka-Plowie!
 
2013-09-13 03:57:13 PM
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2013-09-13 03:58:14 PM

Enemabag Jones: I went into one of those discount smoke shops/liquor stores the other day and found a mini-head shop below the counter.

Note these marble pipes I remember from the 70's were only for standard tobacco per a note next to the pipes.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-13 04:02:39 PM
Did you call us, vato?
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2013-09-13 04:04:16 PM
"Bong Squad" is an excellent name for a reggae band.
 
2013-09-13 04:11:20 PM
I swear to God if this isn't the very Boobies in the thread you all have failed at life:
 
2013-09-13 04:12:23 PM
 
2013-09-13 04:16:19 PM

basemetal: [www.castanet.net image 320x180]

I haven't been in a head shop in forever but that scooby bong is pretty cool.


One of the local bong shops in the area where most of our college professors and other trendy professionals live has a pretty good selection of weird books, SF novels, cartoon collections, movies, model kits, and other fun stuff. I think I would collect bongs if 1) it didn't make me look like a stoner or wasn't likely to become illegal or 2) I had room to collect anything.

There's some great glass work in bong shops, Very funny and ornamental.

Unfortunately, the turnover of books and movies doesn't justify more than an occasional visit and I don't see much in the way of non-marijuana related merchandise in any of the other bong shops I've been past, but I get some great things from time to time that you could not find in a thousand years in regular bookstores, etc.
 
2013-09-13 04:24:19 PM
I was doing a GIS for 'poop bong' but found this on the same search.


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2013-09-13 04:24:38 PM
"Pipe Bong" and "Bong Squad" are police code for 1) "I have the Munchies, time for a break" and 2) "I have more than enough Mary Jane and a bong, so it's time for a party".

No. Sadly it ain't so. I'm just making it up.

But it should be true. MAKE IT SO my brothers in other colours, make it so.

P.S. Why do you think the cops all drive so slow unless they are headed for lunch or doughnuts? They think, like all stoners, that nobody will notice they're stoned if they drive really carefully. Unfortunately for this theory, anybody driving really carefully stands out like a glow-in-the-dark thumb unless people know there's a radar trap just up or down the road a ways.

On the plus side, if you're a cop, you probably know there's a radar trap up or down the road a ways. Or else the other cops don't like you.

***

Calling all officers, we have reports of a pipe bong at Tim Horton's. Proceeding directly to location. Send Bong Squad soonest possible.

***

What happened to the Pipe Bong you reported? Oh, it turned out to be a box of Timbits. They were delicious.
 
2013-09-13 04:40:19 PM

algrant33: I swear to God if this isn't the very Boobies in the thread you all have failed at life:


sweet, sweet irony isn't it?
 
2013-09-13 04:44:07 PM
brantgoose:  Unfortunately for this theory, anybody driving really carefully stands out like a glow-in-the-dark thumb unless people know there's a radar trap just up or down the road a ways.

I drive really carefully all the time, especially around cops, and have never been pulled over because of it. I even got followed one time after passing a traffic stop on a country road; car pulls up behind me (in the dark, on a Friday night), but I just set my cruise control and kept it steady, and after about two miles he did a freakin' U-turn suddenly. It was bizarre.
 
2013-09-13 04:49:53 PM
OK where do I get the Cartman bong. I think that is a must have now.
 
2013-09-13 04:53:46 PM
One night we wanted to get creative and made a bong out of a Pringles can.  Just cut a rectangle hole into the plastic top, sealed right on, some water, and a hole for the bowl and we were set.  It only lasted one night, the water seeped through after a couple hours.
 
2013-09-13 05:06:54 PM

LeroyBourne: One night we wanted to get creative and made a bong out of a Pringles can.  Just cut a rectangle hole into the plastic top, sealed right on, some water, and a hole for the bowl and we were set.  It only lasted one night, the water seeped through after a couple hours.


Styro cups showed just how tough you were.
Try a Chillum sometime for needless misery.  It's a prehistoric pipe.  They were made before anyone invented 90º bends
 
2013-09-13 05:35:40 PM
As long as you have an apple and a knife, you'll never go without a bowl.

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2013-09-13 05:44:25 PM
Bhang. It's spelled BHANG.

/Now, get off my lawn, whippersnappers.
 
2013-09-13 05:45:44 PM

Marcintosh: LeroyBourne: One night we wanted to get creative and made a bong out of a Pringles can.  Just cut a rectangle hole into the plastic top, sealed right on, some water, and a hole for the bowl and we were set.  It only lasted one night, the water seeped through after a couple hours.

Styro cups showed just how tough you were.
Try a Chillum sometime for needless misery.  It's a prehistoric pipe.  They were made before anyone invented 90º bends


A head shop opened up across the street from me a couple months ago. I was his first customer. I bought a small chillum which I like but usually use the pipe I already had.
 
2013-09-13 05:52:53 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: As long as you have an apple and a knife, you'll never go without a bowl.

[hermitwoods.com image 850x575]


And as long as you have a bible you can always roll a joint.
 
2013-09-13 06:01:58 PM
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BONG!
BONG!
BONG!
BONG!
BONG!
BONG!
 
2013-09-13 09:09:13 PM

mama2tnt: Bhang. It's spelled BHANG.

/Now, get off my lawn, whippersnappers.


Yeah...no.  Bhang is a recipe of sorts, not a smoking utensil.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhang
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bhang
 
2013-09-13 10:08:52 PM
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2013-09-13 10:39:46 PM

Optimal_Illusion: Bong Squad, a Quinn Martin production. Tonight's episode: Maui-Wowee Ka-Plowie!


Winner.
 
2013-09-14 12:37:10 AM

rnatalie:


Dick Bong
 
2013-09-14 03:21:49 AM
I'm currently high as balls, so I'm getting a kick, etc.
 
2013-09-14 10:52:11 AM
Able Baker Charlie to Roger Fox Dawgs, can you read me, over
 
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