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2013-09-13 12:05:36 PM
I don't think the Dutch will be in any position to do such things ever again, especially once enough ice melts.
 
2013-09-13 12:08:03 PM
THE DUTCH.

/oblig
 
2013-09-13 12:12:34 PM
i1.ytimg.com

/obscure?
 
2013-09-13 12:16:03 PM

calbert: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/obscure?


how is a famous scene from an extremely popular and beloved movie obscure?
 
2013-09-13 12:17:48 PM

FlashHarry: calbert: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/obscure?

how is a famous scene from an extremely popular and beloved movie obscure?


Are you calling him stupid?
 
2013-09-13 12:18:30 PM

calbert: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/obscure?


I beat you by 4 minutes and didn't use a pic...
 
2013-09-13 01:02:04 PM
If killing 430 boys is an "excess", how many boys can an army kill without being considered excessive?
 
2013-09-13 01:06:28 PM

Babwa Wawa: If killing 430 boys is an "excess", how many boys can an army kill without being considered excessive?


42?
 
2013-09-13 01:07:16 PM
Well okay then.
 
2013-09-13 01:07:25 PM
If the only had some kind of device used to steer their policies in the proper direction.
 
2013-09-13 01:07:52 PM

Babwa Wawa: If killing 430 boys is an "excess", how many boys can an army kill without being considered excessive?


Somewhere between one and 429.

If you or someone you know have an elementary school nearby, we can test this theory. FOR SCIENCE!
 
2013-09-13 01:11:24 PM
Obscure? Indeed.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-13 01:11:52 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com

RIP ZUIDER ZEE


/
 
2013-09-13 01:15:06 PM

vygramul: I don't think the Dutch will be in any position to do such things ever again, especially once enough ice melts.


Oh no, they just reach out into the ocean and TAKE the MuthaLoving land from it.  Sure, they seem nice and maybe a little high and slutty, but you do NOT fark with the Dutch.  Sea rises a few feet?  fark it, they'll build a 100 foot wall around the whole damn country if they have to.
 
2013-09-13 01:15:45 PM
Yeah, subs really wanted to work in that reference. Now has to apologize for inferring that the Dutch committed those atrocities.
 
2013-09-13 01:16:26 PM

zerkalo: Yeah, subs really wanted to work in that reference. Now has to apologize for inferring that the Dutch committed those atrocities.


fark. I should really read the articles one day. I do apologize
 
2013-09-13 01:18:33 PM
www.hechoparamama.com
 
2013-09-13 01:19:20 PM
Having to march in wooden shoes can make you angry.
 
2013-09-13 01:19:41 PM

zerkalo: zerkalo: Yeah, subs really wanted to work in that reference. Now has to apologize for inferring that the Dutch committed those atrocities.

fark. I should really read the articles one day. I do apologize


I read the articles one day a month. Keeps 'em guessing...
 
2013-09-13 01:22:46 PM
Meh.  Show me one nation with no blood on their hands.  Sure as HELL ain't my good ol' US of A.
 
2013-09-13 01:29:41 PM
Well, as long as they're sorry.....

Honestly the focus in history classes on WWI and WWII sweep under the rug a whole host of evil, fark-up shiat a lot of European countries did in Africa and Asia before that.   For example King Leopold II of Belgium (BELGIUM fer chrissake) probably deserves a seat in hell in the section reserved for the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot, but I'd bet not one Farker in 5 could tell me why without Googling
 
2013-09-13 01:30:11 PM
 
2013-09-13 01:32:04 PM

Magorn: Well, as long as they're sorry.....

Honestly the focus in history classes on WWI and WWII sweep under the rug a whole host of evil, fark-up shiat a lot of European countries did in Africa and Asia before that.   For example King Leopold II of Belgium (BELGIUM fer chrissake) probably deserves a seat in hell in the section reserved for the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot, but I'd bet not one Farker in 5 could tell me why without Googling


Not really. Even though up to 15 million died, you have to apply the 3/5ths modifier to that number.
 
2013-09-13 01:34:59 PM

Magorn: Well, as long as they're sorry.....

Honestly the focus in history classes on WWI and WWII sweep under the rug a whole host of evil, fark-up shiat a lot of European countries did in Africa and Asia before that.   For example King Leopold II of Belgium (BELGIUM fer chrissake) probably deserves a seat in hell in the section reserved for the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot, but I'd bet not one Farker in 5 could tell me why without Googling


Hey, some of us had to read Heart of Darkness in English class.

//also the Social Studies class covered the Congress of Berlin, but I don't know if that's typical of all schools.
 
2013-09-13 01:39:15 PM
Magorn:
Honestly the focus in history classes on WWI and WWII sweep under the rug a whole host of evil, fark-up shiat a lot of European countries did in Africa and Asia before that.   For example King Leopold II of Belgium (BELGIUM fer chrissake) probably deserves a seat in hell in the section reserved for the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot, but I'd bet not one Farker in 5 could tell me why without Googling


Anyone with a passing interest in 19th century/early 20th century literature and/or European imperial/colonial history in Africa, or African history in general will know about King Leopold.  There's been quite a few books by now published on his rather nasty reign (well nasty to Africans in the Belgian colonies).

Yes, he would be sitting in 1st class with window seat on a jumbo jet flight to hell.
 
2013-09-13 01:39:52 PM
i7.photobucket.com

Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?  I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first invaded here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've invaded a lot of countries, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
 
2013-09-13 01:39:57 PM

Babwa Wawa: If killing 430 boys is an "excess", how many boys can an army kill without being considered excessive?


Let's go to Dave Mustaine.   Dave?
 
2013-09-13 02:01:05 PM

Magorn: Well, as long as they're sorry.....

Honestly the focus in history classes on WWI and WWII sweep under the rug a whole host of evil, fark-up shiat a lot of European countries did in Africa and Asia before that.   For example King Leopold II of Belgium (BELGIUM fer chrissake) probably deserves a seat in hell in the section reserved for the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot, but I'd bet not one Farker in 5 could tell me why without Googling


Technically the government is sorry. I don't feel particularly responsible for what happened back then.
 
2013-09-13 02:13:48 PM

ohsoferrety: Babwa Wawa: If killing 430 boys is an "excess", how many boys can an army kill without being considered excessive?

42?


i105.photobucket.com


Magorn: Well, as long as they're sorry.....

Honestly the focus in history classes on WWI and WWII sweep under the rug a whole host of evil, fark-up shiat a lot of European countries did in Africa and Asia before that.   For example King Leopold II of Belgium (BELGIUM fer chrissake) probably deserves a seat in hell in the section reserved for the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot, but I'd bet not one Farker in 5 could tell me why without Googling


Gratuitous use of the word "B***ium"?
 
2013-09-13 02:14:50 PM

FloydA: Gratuitous use of the word "B***ium"?


Beryllium?
 
2013-09-13 02:24:58 PM

Magorn: Well, as long as they're sorry.....

Honestly the focus in history classes on WWI and WWII sweep under the rug a whole host of evil, fark-up shiat a lot of European countries did in Africa and Asia before that.   For example King Leopold II of Belgium (BELGIUM fer chrissake) probably deserves a seat in hell in the section reserved for the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot, but I'd bet not one Farker in 5 could tell me why without Googling


I just taught that last semester in high school, so I got a kick out of your reply.
 
2013-09-13 02:25:10 PM
So the judge will give him 3 months..... suspended.

/while the courtroom sings "For he's a Jolly Good Fellow"
 
2013-09-13 02:27:14 PM
Sorry, Carn.  Don't know how I missed that.
 
2013-09-13 02:30:34 PM

calbert: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/obscure?



stanzedicinema.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-13 02:36:16 PM

mediablitz


FlashHarry: calbert: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/obscure?

how is a famous scene from an extremely popular and beloved movie
THAT IS DIRECTLY REFERENCED IN THE HEADLINE obscure?

Are you calling him stupid?


Aristotle was NOT Belgian.
 
2013-09-13 02:37:50 PM

Magorn: BELGIUM


WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!

images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-13 02:40:14 PM

nekom: Meh.  Show me one nation with no blood on their hands.  Sure as HELL ain't my good ol' US of A.


Definitely not the USA, considering it's the only nation in history to use nuclear weapons against civilians.

As for bloodless nations, how about Canada? Some aboriginal issues but nothing too heinous AFAIK.
 
2013-09-13 02:40:40 PM

Magorn: Well, as long as they're sorry.....

Honestly the focus in history classes on WWI and WWII sweep under the rug a whole host of evil, fark-up shiat a lot of European countries did in Africa and Asia before that.   For example King Leopold II of Belgium (BELGIUM fer chrissake) probably deserves a seat in hell in the section reserved for the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot, but I'd bet not one Farker in 5 could tell me why without Googling


Nope, didn't know that. Thanks for something to look into on a lazy Friday afternoon.
 
2013-09-13 02:44:35 PM
Did they use Dutch ovens to kill?
 
2013-09-13 02:47:46 PM

wooden_badger: Sorry, Carn.  Don't know how I missed that.


:D
 
2013-09-13 02:48:33 PM
A really horrible Belgian atrocity.... but oh so tasty!


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-13 02:51:06 PM
Jument:
Definitely not the USA, considering it's the only nation in history to use nuclear weapons against civilians.

As for bloodless nations, how about Canada? Some aboriginal issues but nothing too heinous AFAIK.


Canada's a lot closer but still they, just like every other nation on the American continent, displaced the natives.  Speaking of the natives, they fought among themselves long before colonists arrived, so not them either.  Nowhere in Europe didn't have some bloody war at some point in history.  I'd say the USA is near the top of the list of the MOST blood on hands, at least in recent history, but I can't really think of any nation that hasn't done SOMETHING jacked up in the past.
 
2013-09-13 02:55:31 PM

mediablitz: FlashHarry: calbert: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/obscure?

how is a famous scene from an extremely popular and beloved movie obscure?

Are you calling him stupid?


ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!
 
2013-09-13 03:03:42 PM

monoski: Did they use Dutch ovens to kill?


Nope.  Dutch rudders.
 
2013-09-13 04:12:21 PM
Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it, and also that I've taken up so much of the court's valuable time listening to the sordid details of these senseless killings of mine. I would particularly like to say, a very personal and sincere 'sorry' to you, m'lud, for my appalling behaviour throughout this trial. I'd also like to say sorry to the police, for putting them to so much trouble (shot of three heavily bandaged exhausted-looking policemen behind him) for the literally hours of work they've had to put in, collecting evidence and identifying corpses and so forth. You know I think sometimes we ought to realize the difficult and often dangerous work involved in tracking down violent criminals like myself and I'd just like them to know that their fine work is at least appreciated by me.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-13 04:37:13 PM
Glad I'm not the only one who remembered Python's "I'm Sorry Murder Trial" sketch.
 
2013-09-13 06:17:20 PM
Dealing with terrorism, of course...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Westerling
 
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