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(Yahoo)   Detroit Tigers' hot dog vendor has lost his job after 15 years for speaking truth to power ..... You don't put ketchup on a damned hot dog   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 369
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2013-09-13 11:43:03 AM
People really need to let this stupid thing go.

If this vendor is willing to make such a big deal over something so insignificant, he deserves to be fired.
 
2013-09-13 11:49:33 AM
Can we add cilantro in salsa to this thread? Also, soda vs. pop?
 
2013-09-13 11:57:47 AM
The final word on the whole "Ketchup on a hot dog" thing.
 
2013-09-13 11:58:40 AM
What's wrong with putting ketchup on hot dogs?
 
2013-09-13 12:01:13 PM

texdent: What's wrong with putting ketchup on hot dogs?


People like different things and you are supposed to only like what they like.

I'm a mustard, onion and sauerkraut guy. Don't give a shiat if someone like ketchup. It's the end of the farking world for some idiots though.
 
2013-09-13 12:01:47 PM

mediablitz: Can we add cilantro in salsa to this thread? Also, soda vs. pop?


Oooo, oooo.... Chicago vs New York pizza, too!
 
2013-09-13 12:03:31 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: mediablitz: Can we add cilantro in salsa to this thread? Also, soda vs. pop?

Oooo, oooo.... Chicago vs New York pizza, too!


We haven't had BBQ thread in a few days...
 
2013-09-13 12:05:09 PM
The Singing Hot Dog Man will no doubt find many allies in baseball fans, to whom hot dogs are a long-standing tradition and to whom mustard-only is a core value of their belief system

I wish this were a joke, but it isn't. Dude was willing to get fired over ketchup, and tells stories about "teaching" kids to put mustard on their hot dogs.

It goes without saying that this could escalate the feud between mustard-only activists and ketchup tolerators to critical levels. Relish has already reportedly moved to the other end of the condiment bar so that it doesn't suffer any collateral damage should the two sides starting squirting at each other.

That IS funny...
 
2013-09-13 12:08:12 PM

mediablitz: texdent: What's wrong with putting ketchup on hot dogs?

People like different things and you are supposed to only like what they like.

I'm a mustard, onion and sauerkraut guy. Don't give a shiat if someone like ketchup. It's the end of the farking world for some idiots though.


It is wrong to put ketchup on a hotdog. That said, I wouldn't try to prevent anyone else from doing it. I may needle them a bit, but I can just relish the thought that I have superior tastes to them.

/No ketchup on ice cream, either.
 
2013-09-13 12:10:27 PM

TheDumbBlonde: MaudlinMutantMollusk: mediablitz: Can we add cilantro in salsa to this thread? Also, soda vs. pop?

Oooo, oooo.... Chicago vs New York pizza, too!

We haven't had BBQ thread in a few days...


Or beer

/that I can recall
//things start to get foggy after 6 PM
 
2013-09-13 12:11:10 PM
So what does it mean that I *only* put ketchup on my hot dogs?
 
2013-09-13 12:11:18 PM

texdent: What's wrong with putting ketchup on hot dogs?


I use lube.

/like a hot Yoo-Hoo bottle
//I even dig it with a Dr. Brown's Cream Soda, Howie
 
2013-09-13 12:14:42 PM
Mustard, onions, and relish. Fini.
 
2013-09-13 12:16:49 PM
Texas hot. Only way to eat a hot dog.
 
2013-09-13 12:16:54 PM
Mustard
Onions
Chilli (no beans goddammit or I will cut you)
Dog
Bun

Voila! The way a hot dog should be

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-09-13 12:17:35 PM

ginandbacon: Mustard, onions, and relish. Fini.


oldest looking burgerdog on the rollers + chili + cheese + onion + jalapeno
 
2013-09-13 12:20:31 PM

NuttierThanEver: Mustard
Onions
Chilli (no beans goddammit or I will cut you)
Dog
Bun

Voila! The way a hot dog should be

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You sir, are a man among men. I tip my hat your way...
 
2013-09-13 12:21:32 PM

Pocket Ninja: So what does it mean that I *only* put ketchup on my hot dogs?


You need to leave the United States.... TODAY

NOW!!! GET OUT!!!
 
2013-09-13 12:25:16 PM

NuttierThanEver: Mustard
Onions
Chilli (no beans goddammit or I will cut you)
Dog
Bun

Voila! The way a hot dog should be


By onions you mean red onions

You also forgot:

Jalapeños

Tabasco

Now it's ready
 
2013-09-13 12:32:19 PM

show me: mediablitz: texdent: What's wrong with putting ketchup on hot dogs?

People like different things and you are supposed to only like what they like.

I'm a mustard, onion and sauerkraut guy. Don't give a shiat if someone like ketchup. It's the end of the farking world for some idiots though.

It is wrong to put ketchup on a hotdog. That said, I wouldn't try to prevent anyone else from doing it. I may needle them a bit, but I can just relish the thought that I have superior tastes to them.

/No ketchup on ice cream, either.


How is it "wrong"? If someone likes the taste then it's right for them.
 
2013-09-13 12:32:23 PM

Gecko Gingrich: ginandbacon: Mustard, onions, and relish. Fini.

oldest looking burgerdog on the rollers + chili + cheese + onion + jalapeno


Is that like a coney gone wild?
 
2013-09-13 12:34:23 PM

Does need jalapenos tho....I use Hebrew Nation dawgs.

Now with less butthole.TM



i865.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-13 12:34:23 PM
TEAM POP

TEAM RANCH AND KETCHUP ARE DISGUSTING!
 
2013-09-13 12:34:33 PM
Ketchup, mustard, onions and relish.
 
2013-09-13 12:34:57 PM
Life is too short to get all pissed off about crap like this. Eat what you think tastes good.
 
2013-09-13 12:35:10 PM
That'd be fine if mustard wasn't awful.

And since mustard is awful, on everything, period, that doesn't leave much you CAN put on a hot dog to make those horrid things edible.
 
2013-09-13 12:35:31 PM

texdent: What's wrong with putting ketchup on hot dogs?


It's a 'stop liking what I don't like' thing and just as mature.
 
2013-09-13 12:35:55 PM
Brats you eat plain, or put a sauerkraut on top.
 
2013-09-13 12:36:50 PM
Some people just like corn on their hotdogs.

static4.businessinsider.com
 
2013-09-13 12:36:54 PM

TheLopper: Eat what you think tastes good.


I try, but Salma's octogenarian, billionaire husband keeps sicking his goons on me.
 
2013-09-13 12:37:04 PM
Food takes "stop liking what I don't like" to a whole new level.

Also, DOWN WITH CILANTRO!

/spicy brown mustard, onions, no bean chili, dog, bun
//hungry
 
2013-09-13 12:37:09 PM

Molavian: Brats you eat plain, or put a sauerkraut on top.


*some
 
2013-09-13 12:37:24 PM
In related news, his wife's name is Ketchup.
 
rka
2013-09-13 12:37:39 PM
Any business person who would willingly forgo sales because of what someone did with his food item after he sold it to them is a complete and utter idiot.

What the hell do you care what someone does with a hot dog as long as they are buying YOUR damn hot dogs?

I've heard whiskey distillers saying they don't give a damn if you enjoy their whiskey with Mountain Dew as long as you keep giving them money.

A farking hot dog slinger has no place to be a snob.
 
2013-09-13 12:37:49 PM
In before Clint Eastwood.
 
2013-09-13 12:37:50 PM
If Chicago can turn Hot Dogs into a salad, I can put ketchup & mustard together on a hot dog.
 
2013-09-13 12:37:50 PM
I didn't realize people had a problem with this.
 
2013-09-13 12:38:05 PM
Starving now.  Thanks.
 
2013-09-13 12:38:14 PM

Random Internet Persona: Also, DOWN WITH CILANTRO!


This!
 
2013-09-13 12:38:22 PM
"Russian president Vladimir Putin, meanwhile, has been mentioned in back-room talks as someone who may be able to help negotiate a peaceful resolution if things get too messy."

Wouldn't the Dalai Lama be a better choice? Make me one with everything and all that...
 
2013-09-13 12:38:27 PM
In addition to ketchup, I put mayo on my hot dogs.

//Why yes, I am Caucasian.
 
2013-09-13 12:38:46 PM
I like hot pepper cheese and mayonnaise on my hot dogs.  Dijon, cheddar and diced onions works well, too.
 
2013-09-13 12:39:00 PM
I never understood hot dog snobbery. Are you seriously gonna get worked up over what I put on my tube of ground-up animal parts that would've otherwise been thrown in the trash to make it not taste like...ground-up animal parts that would've otherwise been thrown in the trash?

/ Mustard is OK
// Ketchup is OK
/// Relish is great
 
2013-09-13 12:39:10 PM
A hotdog with bacon and cheddar is ideal.
 
2013-09-13 12:39:23 PM
I make my own ketchup.  And yes, I'll put it on hotdogs, bratwurst, sliders, squealers, you name it.

1 tsp. honey
3 Tbsp. cider vinegar
1/4 C. tomato paste *
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. celery salt
1/2 tsp. paprika **
1/4 tsp. dry mustard
1/4 tsp. garlic powder
1/8 tsp. ground clove
1/8 tsp. ground nutmeg

Mix everything together and store in the refrigerator up to a month

* get the quality stuff.  This is the base flavor so don't get the dented can off the bottom shelf
** smoked if you can get it.
 
2013-09-13 12:39:27 PM
fark 'em. I drink before noon and wear white after Labor Day.
 
2013-09-13 12:39:37 PM

Maud Dib: Does need jalapenos tho....I use Hebrew Nation dawgs.Now with less butthole.TM

[i865.photobucket.com image 850x693]


How was the beer?  I tried the first growth mead and I didn't really like it.
 
2013-09-13 12:39:38 PM

Random Internet Persona: Also, DOWN WITH CILANTRO!


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-13 12:39:42 PM
I can't understand why anyone would put ketchup on a hot dog, but I don't care if they do. Go for it, but I'll decline if you offer it to me.

There's that joke about vegans making sure to tell you that they are, but in reality they aren't special or different in that regard. It's all types of people who won't shut up about what they eat and how they think you should eat.
 
2013-09-13 12:39:43 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

If you eat them like this please meet me in my bunk.
 
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