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(Kare11)   Missing alligator found in Minnesota - with pic that confirms an alligator-owning Minnesotan looks exactly the way you'd expect   (kare11.com) divider line 33
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2013-09-13 01:41:44 PM
So, was that 1 or 2 votes for Bachmann?
 
2013-09-13 01:43:21 PM
I expected more clothing.
 
2013-09-13 01:44:31 PM
I expected less teeth, but other than I swear that's exactly the image I had in my mind's eye.
 
2013-09-13 01:46:05 PM
manolobig.com
 
2013-09-13 01:46:28 PM
Alligators don't make very good pets. They may tolerate your presence; but, to them, you are a tasty food delivery system.

/ the 2 things that live in streams you never mess with are snapping turtles and alligators
 
2013-09-13 01:47:15 PM
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
 
2013-09-13 01:48:08 PM
Pictured a bubba in a wife-beater.  Close enough.
 
2013-09-13 01:48:33 PM
I expected to see it on a stick...
 
2013-09-13 01:49:26 PM
But now they can't find the goose.
 
2013-09-13 01:50:08 PM

iheartscotch: Alligators don't make very good pets. They may tolerate your presence; but, to them, you are a tasty food delivery system.

/ the 2 things that live in streams you never mess with are snapping turtles and alligators


We used to go creek stomping all the time and by far the scariest thing we would come across were the alligator snapping turtles.  The babies were fine and even the small ones but we happened across a couple full grown ones once, one had a top shell maybe 15"-18" or so (not nearly as big as they get but big enough) and boy was he pissed off we screwed up his day.  It started hissing and chasing us around.  They might be fat and stumpy but they can motor.  We ran away.  Later we came back with the neighborhood turtle kid and he caught it and took it home.  He kept it for a while in a tub feeding it hot dogs and stuff and eventually let it go back in the creek.  Those things are cool but watch your fingers.
 
2013-09-13 01:52:36 PM
I expected fewer fingers.
 
2013-09-13 01:54:18 PM
I expected the Spanish Inquisition.
 
2013-09-13 01:54:34 PM
I thought a guy from Edina misplaced his Lacoste shirt.
 
2013-09-13 01:54:57 PM

Carn: Later we came back with the neighborhood turtle kid and he caught it and took it home.


cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-09-13 01:55:05 PM
♫ Gloom, despair and agony on me...♫
 
2013-09-13 01:56:12 PM
Oh, ya, that feller there's sompn, don'tcha y'know.
 
2013-09-13 01:56:56 PM
Ah, Minnesota.

AKA Mississippi North.
 
2013-09-13 02:10:58 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Ah, Minnesota.

AKA Mississippi North.


Minnessippi?
 
2013-09-13 02:12:30 PM
Dudes shirtless in overalls = bad

Chicks topless in overalls = hot
 
2013-09-13 02:23:30 PM
Eyebleach
 
2013-09-13 02:24:20 PM

strapp3r: DjangoStonereaver: Ah, Minnesota.

AKA Mississippi North.

Minnessippi?


Mississota?
 
2013-09-13 02:34:43 PM

DrGunsforHands: strapp3r: DjangoStonereaver: Ah, Minnesota.

AKA Mississippi North.

Minnessippi?

Mississota?


This is the heart of Bachmann Country.
 
2013-09-13 02:58:55 PM
Oh noes! Minnesota has been invaded by Southerners with pet alligators.

It was supposed to be invaded by Blue Caps and Canadians riding atheist polar bears. What happened to the Grand Plan? dammit! Nobody keeps me in the loop on these conspiracies. I have to get back to work on my family tree and find a few more Diabolical Families of the Illuminati.
 
2013-09-13 03:11:53 PM
... meanwhile in Alabama ...
 
2013-09-13 03:12:51 PM

iheartscotch: Alligators don't make very good pets. They may tolerate your presence; but, to them, you are a tasty food delivery system.

/ the 2 things that live in streams you never mess with are snapping turtles and alligators


As a kid in the Adirondacks by Lake Champlain at some festival, I saw a HUGE snapper (two men to lift it) with a ring and chain through it's shell.  I was of course, terminally impressed.
Years later in a visit (okay, a drunken road trip) to friends near there I asked why the ring and chain?
One nice man put forth that snappers are kept by docks to keep the "Junk Fish" away.
Not getting the metaphor I looked about for a kindly face.
"Son, the engine on my boat cost far more than what I paid for my truck.  If you step in the water NEAR that motor that's just hangin' off the transom, with the idea you're going shoppin' at midnight, that 'ole snapper's gonna have your tendons on his menu."
Message delivered.
 
2013-09-13 03:21:35 PM
Funny-lookin', in a general kinda way.
 
2013-09-13 03:23:03 PM
Relief?
Really?
Chit, we got these things called a pike in the lakes in these parts.
Bigger teeth and hungrier.
That gator??? (looks like a caiman) is a snack.
Not to mention musky. And king o the hill is a hybrid, tiger musky. Oh boy!

Relief? Who writes this drivel?
 
2013-09-13 03:29:57 PM

gravy chugging cretin.: DrGunsforHands: strapp3r: DjangoStonereaver: Ah, Minnesota.

AKA Mississippi North.

Minnessippi?

Mississota?

This is the heart of Bachmann Country.


Not any longer.
Can I get a Hallelujah!!!?
 
2013-09-13 05:04:01 PM
Oh, Ja---Oh, JA der Sven got his poopster in a sling der over da gators der.  Oh Ja!
 
2013-09-13 05:22:53 PM

rockradio1: Oh, Ja---Oh, JA der Sven got his poopster in a sling der over da gators der.  Oh Ja!


How would you like to explain shooting the other one down at the shop?
"Fark, the monster came at me!"
 
2013-09-13 05:26:54 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Ah, Minnesota.

AKA Mississippi North.


You are thinking Wisconsin.  That's redneckville, north.
 
2013-09-13 07:04:30 PM

snocone: gravy chugging cretin.: DrGunsforHands: strapp3r: DjangoStonereaver: Ah, Minnesota.

AKA Mississippi North.

Minnessippi?

Mississota?

This is the heart of Bachmann Country.

Not any longer.
Can I get a Hallelujah!!!?


If we're lucky they'll vote for Krinkie.

Asshole should have gone with snapping turtles to defend his meth lab.  Pitbulls have been inbred and turned into little pussies around here. just yell at them and kick them in the coont..  You don't even have to shoot em in the face anymore,
 
2013-09-13 11:40:53 PM
Back in the late 60's or early 70's my older sister bought me an alligator about half that size at the local Woolworth's in northern MN.

It made it in the house but was on its way back to the store in under 30 seconds.

So they're illegal exotic animals now, huh? I'll give you Bachmann but we can't all be inbred hillbillies if someone had the sense to pass that law.
 
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