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(Sun Sentinel)   ...and sometimes a bad guy with a gun manages to take himself out   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 29
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2013-09-13 09:15:54 AM
This would never have happened if he'd had another gun.
 
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2013-09-13 09:29:45 AM
Not LaPierre?  Oh well.
 
2013-09-13 10:29:00 AM
"calibur"?
 
2013-09-13 10:29:20 AM
Here's an interesting read, I thought:

http://www.zeroshare.info/
 
2013-09-13 10:35:34 AM

mr_fulano: "calibur"?


caliper.
 
2013-09-13 10:41:21 AM
Probably one of those Jenningses
 
2013-09-13 11:14:27 AM

bump: Here's an interesting read, I thought:

http://www.zeroshare.info/


Is this for real?
 
2013-09-13 11:18:43 AM
Sad convict is sad
www.trbimg.com
 
2013-09-13 11:21:45 AM
What kind of crap gun did he have that fired from a drop??
 
2013-09-13 11:25:23 AM
That should have been his defense: "I saw a guy with a gun who wasn't supposed to have one, so thinking quickly, I shot him in the leg."
 
2013-09-13 11:30:02 AM
Don't keep your keys and .22 in the same pocket.
 
2013-09-13 11:45:55 AM

MythDragon: What kind of crap gun did he have that fired from a drop??


Yes, that kind.
 
2013-09-13 11:47:28 AM

MythDragon: What kind of crap gun did he have that fired from a drop??


Probably a Glock.  ;)
 
2013-09-13 11:58:57 AM
Sad Criminole.
 
2013-09-13 12:01:11 PM
FTFA:  Cruz was taken to the slammer and charged with being a felon in possession of a firearm, carrying a concealed firearm, and destroying physical evidence.

What did the dipshiat think would come about from throwing the gun and then telling police that he did? Its pretty obvious by the hole in is leg that he was around a gun.
 
2013-09-13 12:17:03 PM
Everything about this story is fishy.  I'm thinking his wife/gf/bf/friend shot him and he's covering up for them.
 
2013-09-13 12:25:07 PM

jst07: FTFA:  Cruz was taken to the slammer and charged with being a felon in possession of a firearm, carrying a concealed firearm, and destroying physical evidence.

What did the dipshiat think would come about from throwing the gun and then telling police that he did? Its pretty obvious by the hole in is leg that he was around a gun.


Micro-black hole.
 
2013-09-13 12:29:34 PM

Bigdogdaddy: MythDragon: What kind of crap gun did he have that fired from a drop??

Probably a Glock.  ;)


i46.tinypic.com

What I would have said were I a felon "There I was....minding my own business. It was Thursday, so that's the day I feed homeless kittens. Well apparently some drug dealers must have seen me, and everyone knows drug dealers HATE kittens. So they started to shoot at the kittens. And thats when I dived in front of them to shield them with my body. One of the kittens was named Mittens"

Yeah cops know you're full of shiat. But they gotta prove it.
 
2013-09-13 12:59:54 PM

MythDragon: What kind of crap gun did he have that fired from a drop??


Probably any one of the myriad of saturday night specials out there, given that it was a 22.

IIRC, Beretta used to make one in the 70s that would fire while you were unloading it if you weren't careful.
 
2013-09-13 01:04:42 PM

uncleacid: Don't keep your keys and .22 in the same pocket.



He just kept it in there for fun. Don't ask what happened with the razor in his shoe.
 
2013-09-13 01:11:20 PM
I'm beginning to think that there may some finite level of risk associated with possessing an apparatus designed to convert small canisters of potential energy into fast moving projectiles of metallic kinetic energy and stuffing it into your freeking pocket right there next to your goodies.  He's lucky it only hit his leg.
 
2013-09-13 01:46:08 PM
Aww... I was hoping it was George Zimmerman. Maybe next time.
 
2013-09-13 02:37:27 PM
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Being good/evil is not a dependency on being an idiot with firearms.
 
2013-09-13 03:05:45 PM
See, this is what the florida tag is for...not rachel manface to try and ursurp for making a death penalty rant.
 
2013-09-13 04:58:54 PM
An oddity of gun calibers is that .22 by far leads other calibers in homicides.  To start with, there is a multitude of guns that fire .22, and .22 ammo is relatively cheap.  But oddly enough, something about abdominal injuries with .22 is that it just has a gift for causing deadly peritonitis infections.  Somebody will be shot, appear to be doing fine after surgery removes the bullet, then after a few days suddenly get a high fever and die.
 
2013-09-13 05:14:11 PM
TA-DAH!
 
2013-09-13 07:03:58 PM

ginkor: An oddity of gun calibers is that .22 by far leads other calibers in homicides.  To start with, there is a multitude of guns that fire .22, and .22 ammo is relatively cheap.  But oddly enough, something about abdominal injuries with .22 is that it just has a gift for causing deadly peritonitis infections.  Somebody will be shot, appear to be doing fine after surgery removes the bullet, then after a few days suddenly get a high fever and die.


.22 Slugs have a tendancy to shatter and riochet off structures in the pelvis in the abdomen. Rather than just getting one entry pathway, you get a jagged path.

However, as a murder weapon, the prime reason for this is that .22 Caliber LR lead slugs are nearly impossible to perform ballistics testing on because of how soft the lead is, and the effects it has on the human skull's contents are absolutely devistating.
 
2013-09-13 09:55:57 PM
Give that man a job with the DEA.
/and then he can teach gun safety in schools
 
2013-09-14 02:47:32 PM
If only we had laws to stop convicted felons from owning guns he never would have had one.
 
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