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(MetroWest Daily News)   Police link man with lacerated feet to glass smashing burglary by connecting the bloody dots   (metrowestdailynews.com) divider line 16
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2013-09-13 10:17:58 AM
"Schieß dem Fenster"

/hotlinked
 
2013-09-13 10:18:38 AM
Was he at Nakatomi Plaza?
 
2013-09-13 10:19:08 AM
www.empireonline.com
 
2013-09-13 10:20:48 AM

museamused: [www.empireonline.com image 355x400]


Came for the Die Hard, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-09-13 10:21:54 AM
Hahahahaa I was in court yesterday in Westborough. The woman whose house was broken into was in there, getting divorced from her husband. She secretly believed that the burglar neighbor was put up to it by her soon to be ex husband.

He's her soon to be ex because she rampantly cheated on him, they'll have been married for two years as of September 30th. She was kind of cute, he has this alpha male actor type look to him, like Aaron Eckhart, the actor. She claimed in court she only cheated on him with one person, and made the claim he'd been sleeping around too, which he denied. The police denied any link between the husband and burglar, but they granted the restraining order anyway. They had to separate them in the courthouse, then when they left they had him wait while she was escorted to her car.

Over the bailiff's radio they were announcing she was getting to her car. They asked the husband (who was standing like 8 feet away from me) what she drove: "911 turbo, I'm still paying for it. He did NOT look happy."

Best part? On the stand he actually said "My wife found love in the arms of another man." Holy melodrama!
 
2013-09-13 10:23:50 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-13 10:24:11 AM
A lifeless object alive

Awaiting reprisal.
 
2013-09-13 10:32:35 AM
Death will be their aquisition.
 
2013-09-13 12:06:45 PM
Done in one.
 
2013-09-13 12:34:10 PM
CONNECT THE GODDAMN DOTS

/great album
 
2013-09-13 01:24:33 PM

Bin_jammin: Hahahahaa I was in court yesterday in Westborough. The woman whose house was broken into was in there, getting divorced from her husband. She secretly believed that the burglar neighbor was put up to it by her soon to be ex husband.

He's her soon to be ex because she rampantly cheated on him, they'll have been married for two years as of September 30th. She was kind of cute, he has this alpha male actor type look to him, like Aaron Eckhart, the actor. She claimed in court she only cheated on him with one person, and made the claim he'd been sleeping around too, which he denied. The police denied any link between the husband and burglar, but they granted the restraining order anyway. They had to separate them in the courthouse, then when they left they had him wait while she was escorted to her car.

Over the bailiff's radio they were announcing she was getting to her car. They asked the husband (who was standing like 8 feet away from me) what she drove: "911 turbo, I'm still paying for it. He did NOT look happy."

Best part? On the stand he actually said "My wife found love in the arms of another man." Holy melodrama!


I smell a Law and Order episode coming.
 
2013-09-13 01:31:20 PM
Don't eat bloody dots.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-13 02:14:45 PM

darch: Was he at Nakatomi Plaza?


Damn, beat me to it.
 
2013-09-13 02:22:33 PM

Flakeloaf: CONNECT THE GODDAMN DOTS

/great album


came here for this

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-09-13 10:05:04 PM
They caught him red-footed!

/seriously, no one said this yet?!
 
2013-09-13 10:24:00 PM

Bin_jammin: Hahahahaa I was in court yesterday in Westborough. The woman whose house was broken into was in there, getting divorced from her husband. She secretly believed that the burglar neighbor was put up to it by her soon to be ex husband.

He's her soon to be ex because she rampantly cheated on him, they'll have been married for two years as of September 30th. She was kind of cute, he has this alpha male actor type look to him, like Aaron Eckhart, the actor. She claimed in court she only cheated on him with one person, and made the claim he'd been sleeping around too, which he denied. The police denied any link between the husband and burglar, but they granted the restraining order anyway. They had to separate them in the courthouse, then when they left they had him wait while she was escorted to her car.

Over the bailiff's radio they were announcing she was getting to her car. They asked the husband (who was standing like 8 feet away from me) what she drove: "911 turbo, I'm still paying for it. He did NOT look happy."

Best part? On the stand he actually said "My wife found love in the arms of another man." Holy melodrama!


It was about that time I realized the arms of the man were about eight feet long and attached to a crustacean from the Paleozoic era.
He wanted tree fitty.
 
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