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(IT World)   Fingerprint scanning + smart kitchen appliance = trouble   (itworld.com) divider line 23
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2013-09-13 08:34:52 AM
I'm tired of letting your pants out? What decade is this?
 
2013-09-13 09:11:57 AM
What kind of guy doesn't have a beer refrigerator?
 
2013-09-13 10:30:52 AM
That was a real cutting edge cartoon.... on par with the most controversial Family Circus comics!
 
2013-09-13 11:03:48 AM
The Yakuza will cut off your finger to defeat that key pad.

/Wish I had a woman to sit around and do my sewing for me.
 
2013-09-13 11:15:29 AM
I'm okay with thieves breaking into my house, making me a sandwich and replacing the beer in the fridge.
 
2013-09-13 11:18:05 AM
THE FINGERS YOU ARE USING
TO OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR
ARE TOO FAT
TRY THE FRUIT BOWL TUBBS
 
2013-09-13 12:08:05 PM
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, someone might use a slightly more convenient lock in a way no one uses a lock at all now.  Look at how old and complainy I am.
 
2013-09-13 12:57:12 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: /Wish I had a woman to sit around and do my sewing for me.


You'd likely need a time machine fist.
 
2013-09-13 01:01:45 PM

abhorrent1: HotIgneous Intruder: /Wish I had a woman to sit around and do my sewing for me.

You'd likely need a time machine fist.


A time machine fist?

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2013-09-13 01:18:32 PM
All it will take to keep this from spreading to everything is for hacktivists to get copies of a few important fingerprints and spread them around

If your fingerprint is compromised, you can't change it
 
2013-09-13 01:31:27 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: All it will take to keep this from spreading to everything is for hacktivists to get copies of a few important fingerprints and spread them around

If your fingerprint is compromised, you can't change it


I just tried a password reset and had to type this with my toews
 
2013-09-13 02:14:59 PM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-13 02:16:53 PM

LesserEvil: That was a real cutting edge cartoon.... on par with the most controversial Family Circus comics!


www.mydarkdesigns.com
 
2013-09-13 02:26:30 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-13 02:34:50 PM
What the fark is that joke supposed to mean?  Let your PANTS out?  Why is pants capitalized like that?  Is it an acronym?
 
2013-09-13 03:00:43 PM
So when your iPhone syncs up with the NSA databases and gives your fingerprint along with your name to Fatherland Security who gives it to the FBI ... no problem, right?
 
2013-09-13 03:14:40 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: So when your iPhone syncs up with the NSA databases and gives your fingerprint along with your name to Fatherland Security who gives it to the FBI ... no problem, right?


You can't get into your phone if you're a convicted felon.
 
2013-09-13 03:22:13 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: So when your iPhone syncs up with the NSA databases and gives your fingerprint along with your name to Fatherland Security who gives it to the FBI ... no problem, right?


Apple promises that the information is stored on the phone, and not uploaded to any database.
I mean, hey, they promise.
 
2013-09-13 04:14:03 PM
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2013-09-13 05:34:44 PM
I can see it now.

Step 1.) Start a line of "safety" power tools that require fingerprint scanning
Step 2.) Start the line with a bandsaw with the fingerprint scanner in the worst possible place
Step 3.) ?
Step 4.) Profit! Finger necklace.
 
2013-09-13 08:54:10 PM

SnakeLee: What the fark is that joke supposed to mean?  Let your PANTS out?  Why is pants capitalized like that?  Is it an acronym?


Back in the old fashioned days we used to have these tiny sharp pointed metal things called needles, which when combined with this thin string like substance called thread, could be used to repair or alter clothing instead of buying new. When people would put on a little weight, they would remove the thread holding the seams of their pants together, "let it out" (adding extra material if necessary) and then sew it back up, thereby making the waist larger.


www.promoboxx.com
 
2013-09-13 09:15:13 PM

SnakeLee: What the fark is that joke supposed to mean?  Let your PANTS out?  Why is pants capitalized like that?  Is it an acronym?


"Pins And Needles To Sew"

Q.E.D.
 
2013-09-13 09:50:17 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: All it will take to keep this from spreading to everything is for hacktivists to get copies of a few important fingerprints and spread them around

If your fingerprint is compromised, you can't change it


Considering the fact that some design committee will insist, nay, DEMAND, that all these fingerprint locked appliances will be connected to the home's computer network those fingerprints will be up for grabs approximately 5 seconds after little Johnny wanders to the wrong pr0n site.  Seriously, the security on "smart" appliances is laughable because all you can do with them maliciously is be a nuisance or brick them, but it won't be considered important until a few hundred million in settlements have been paid out for identity theft problems.
 
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