HotIgneous Intruder: /Wish I had a woman to sit around and do my sewing for me.
abhorrent1: HotIgneous Intruder: /Wish I had a woman to sit around and do my sewing for me.You'd likely need a time machine fist.
Ctrl-Alt-Del: All it will take to keep this from spreading to everything is for hacktivists to get copies of a few important fingerprints and spread them aroundIf your fingerprint is compromised, you can't change it
LesserEvil: That was a real cutting edge cartoon.... on par with the most controversial Family Circus comics!
HotIgneous Intruder: So when your iPhone syncs up with the NSA databases and gives your fingerprint along with your name to Fatherland Security who gives it to the FBI ... no problem, right?
SnakeLee: What the fark is that joke supposed to mean? Let your PANTS out? Why is pants capitalized like that? Is it an acronym?
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