LlamaGirl: Hahahaha god she looks awful now
DMZ DEATH: LlamaGirl: Hahahaha god she looks awful nowStill would.
cheezitmojo: I was waiting for the paparazzi to yell at the bike rider for being a menace to the safety of celebrities.
Sybarite: I've been wanting to plow that since about 1989.
IdBeCrazyIf: DMZ DEATH: LlamaGirl: Hahahaha god she looks awful nowStill would.SameOnly difference is that I would brutally hate fark her when as before I'd make sweet soft love.
pueblonative: But I thought all bicycles were supposed to be on the sidewalk and out of the way of all those good tax-paying Muricans in their gas-guzzling Maibatsus.
IdBeCrazyIf: Gunderson: 24.media.tumblr.comOnly one way to settle thisTwo men enter, one man leaves
Gunderson: I'll even spot you the chainsaw./It's almost out of gas
IdBeCrazyIf: Gunderson: I'll even spot you the chainsaw./It's almost out of gasWHO RUN ENTERTAINMENT TAB, IDBE RUNS ENTERTAINMENT TAB!
Gunderson: We don't need another hero.
basemetal: WTF is he doing riding a bike on a pedestrian side walk? I know he's paparazzi, but still.......
Jim from Saint Paul: Must be a big bicycle!
ferretman: Was she bare back or wearing a thong?[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x638]/That's what's important!
Dancis_Frake: 1 - gee, that bodyguard/security agent was useless2 - I feel less of an idiot for forgetting to take the label off my new shoes. No, wait, I still feel like an idiot but a famous one.
Atomic Spunk: Once again, we see an influx of idiots in this thread saying they hate the paparazzi, right after clicking on a TMZ link. Seriously, do you people have brain disorders?
NorCalLos: Dancis_Frake: 1 - gee, that bodyguard/security agent was useless2 - I feel less of an idiot for forgetting to take the label off my new shoes. No, wait, I still feel like an idiot but a famous one.I was just thinking #1. Good thing that pap wasn't doesn't have three names.
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