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(TMZ)   Video of Nicole Kidman getting plowed by an idiot photographer on a bicycle   (tmz.com) divider line 43
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2013-09-13 09:19:58 AM  
I've been wanting to plow that since about 1989.
 
2013-09-13 09:46:34 AM  
Hahahaha god she looks awful now
 
2013-09-13 09:58:59 AM  

LlamaGirl: Hahahaha god she looks awful now


Still would.
 
2013-09-13 10:01:46 AM  
This is what happens when you ride a bicycle with your eyes wide shut.
 
2013-09-13 10:03:19 AM  

DMZ DEATH: LlamaGirl: Hahahaha god she looks awful now

Still would.


Same

Only difference is that I would brutally hate fark her when as before I'd make sweet soft love.
 
2013-09-13 10:11:54 AM  
I was waiting for the paparazzi to yell at the bike rider for being a menace to the safety of celebrities.
 
2013-09-13 10:13:13 AM  

cheezitmojo: I was waiting for the paparazzi to yell at the bike rider for being a menace to the safety of celebrities.


Except that the bicyclist WAS a paparazzo.
 
2013-09-13 10:15:21 AM  
is this where i say that i would like a video of me plowing her?

oh wait...I have a rule...or two...no sticking it in anywhere Tom Cruise or Billy Bob Thornton has been. Unfortunately, both have a lot of exes...

I should probably add John Travolta but that is a bunch of dudes, Epstein, and maybe his wife...maybe...
 
2013-09-13 10:18:31 AM  
But I thought all bicycles were supposed to be on the sidewalk and out of the way of all those good tax-paying Muricans in their gas-guzzling Maibatsus.
 
2013-09-13 10:18:47 AM  

Sybarite: I've been wanting to plow that since about 1989.


The linked article says she was creamed.

Cue why not both jpg.
 
2013-09-13 10:27:41 AM  
giggity?
 
2013-09-13 10:34:18 AM  
Stopped reading after plowed

I has a sad
 
2013-09-13 10:35:46 AM  
Huh, I don't see a video, just photos.
 
2013-09-13 10:45:09 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: DMZ DEATH: LlamaGirl: Hahahaha god she looks awful now

Still would.

Same

Only difference is that I would brutally hate fark her when as before I'd make sweet soft love.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-13 10:49:39 AM  

pueblonative: But I thought all bicycles were supposed to be on the sidewalk and out of the way of all those good tax-paying Muricans in their gas-guzzling Maibatsus.


Someone honked at you while you and your buddy were riding next to each other with your matching US Postal Service outfits the other day, didn't they?
 
2013-09-13 10:52:03 AM  

Sybarite: I've been wanting to plow that since about 1989.


I wanted to plow that in 1989 but now not so much.
 
2013-09-13 10:53:12 AM  

Gunderson: 24.media.tumblr.com


Only one way to settle this

Two men enter, one man leaves
 
2013-09-13 10:58:54 AM  
she's always been a little bike curious.

i1207.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-13 10:59:52 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Gunderson: 24.media.tumblr.com

Only one way to settle this

Two men enter, one man leaves


www.makesmesmile.org

I'll even spot you the chainsaw.


/It's almost out of gas
 
2013-09-13 11:02:52 AM  
Too bad he wasn't on a moped and could do a little more damage.
 
2013-09-13 11:03:26 AM  
WTF is he doing riding a bike on a pedestrian side walk?  I know he's paparazzi, but still.......
 
2013-09-13 11:08:40 AM  

Gunderson: I'll even spot you the chainsaw.


/It's almost out of gas


WHO RUN ENTERTAINMENT TAB, IDBE RUNS ENTERTAINMENT TAB!
 
2013-09-13 11:10:49 AM  
Not the video of Nicole Kidman getting plowed I was hoping for.

/that one is running on a constant loop in my head.
 
2013-09-13 11:19:31 AM  
Must be a big bicycle!
 
2013-09-13 11:20:15 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Gunderson: I'll even spot you the chainsaw.


/It's almost out of gas

WHO RUN ENTERTAINMENT TAB, IDBE RUNS ENTERTAINMENT TAB!


We don't need another hero.
 
2013-09-13 11:21:37 AM  

Gunderson: We don't need another hero.


You should be happy, I picked the part of the retard ;)
 
2013-09-13 11:36:42 AM  
What's the point? Not like the expression on her face would ever change.
 
2013-09-13 11:44:36 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-09-13 11:46:06 AM  

basemetal: WTF is he doing riding a bike on a pedestrian side walk?  I know he's paparazzi, but still.......


It's just sad watching that video and seeing the paparazzi swarm like mad men just to get a picture of someone walking into a hotel. If I understand it correctly she came from a fashion show where there were probably 3 dozen photographers who as a group probably took a couple hundred pictures of her.
 
2013-09-13 11:51:01 AM  
I'd still row my dingy to her ship, if you catch my drift.

No flareguns, please.
 
2013-09-13 12:29:16 PM  

DMZ DEATH: LlamaGirl: Hahahaha god she looks awful now

Still would.


after me...
 
2013-09-13 12:44:08 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: DMZ DEATH: LlamaGirl: Hahahaha god she looks awful now

Still would.

Same

Only difference is that I would brutally hate fark her when as before I'd make sweet soft love.


She's right up there with Tracy flick for a hate fark.
 
2013-09-13 01:24:20 PM  
Was she bare back or wearing a thong?

i.dailymail.co.uk

/That's what's important!
 
2013-09-13 01:34:59 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Must be a big bicycle!


Hold on, let me get my keys and we can drive out.
 
2013-09-13 01:35:36 PM  

ferretman: Was she bare back or wearing a thong?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x638]

/That's what's important!


I'd go bare back with her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-09-13 01:48:05 PM  
If Goopy or Halle can hire a pap to make people think she's being picked on, why not this middle-aged mom, too?  They really don't want to be forgotten that badly.
 
2013-09-13 01:48:29 PM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-13 02:08:37 PM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-13 04:35:09 PM  
1 - gee, that bodyguard/security agent was useless
2 - I feel less of an idiot for forgetting to take the label off my new shoes. No, wait, I still feel like an idiot but a famous one.
 
2013-09-13 05:17:37 PM  

Dancis_Frake: 1 - gee, that bodyguard/security agent was useless
2 - I feel less of an idiot for forgetting to take the label off my new shoes. No, wait, I still feel like an idiot but a famous one.


I was just thinking #1. Good thing that pap wasn't doesn't have three names.
 
2013-09-13 06:58:17 PM  
Once again, we see an influx of idiots in this thread saying they hate the paparazzi, right after clicking on a TMZ link. Seriously, do you people have brain disorders?
 
2013-09-14 03:50:56 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Once again, we see an influx of idiots in this thread saying they hate the paparazzi, right after clicking on a TMZ link. Seriously, do you people have brain disorders?


I know, right?

Why can't one of you link clickers at least grab a direct link to the video?
You never go full TMZ.
 
2013-09-14 04:40:07 AM  

NorCalLos: Dancis_Frake: 1 - gee, that bodyguard/security agent was useless
2 - I feel less of an idiot for forgetting to take the label off my new shoes. No, wait, I still feel like an idiot but a famous one.

I was just thinking #1. Good thing that pap wasn't doesn't have three names.


Ms. Kidman will now become fully Americanized as she not only sues the bike-riding pap, but the bodyguard, his employer, the doorman, his employer, and who ever the hell puts tags on the bottom of shoes. And I, for one, hope she prevails. Who among us has never experienced the humiliation of realizing you've been flashing a tag with every step?

Don't even get me started on the sidewalk people. Why DO sidewalks have to be so hard? Would it kill them to add a little sponginess (ew, that word even looks gross) ... ummmm, softness?
 
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