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(The New York Times)   Jersey Shore ravaged by fire. No word if hair grease, spray-tan solution, or hairspray was cause but investigators trying to assess The Situation   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Jersey Shore, boardwalks, Nabisco, Ocean County, barrier islands, spray, Hurricane Sandy, New Jersey  
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2013-09-13 09:06:06 AM  
2013-09-13 10:12:34 AM  
Ugh.  Tough times down there.
2013-09-13 10:14:19 AM  
Booooooo subby.
2013-09-13 10:14:46 AM  
I know... "Welcome to Fark" but wow subby.
2013-09-13 10:15:57 AM  
This morning on the radio I heard Chris Christie saying he 'feels like he wants to throw up' and then I knew it must be bad, very very bad.
2013-09-13 10:16:17 AM  
Repeat, or at least followup.
2013-09-13 10:19:26 AM  

Ambitwistor: Repeat, or at least followup.

No, it's a repeat.
2013-09-13 10:21:26 AM  
get ready for the benefit concert in 3...2...1...
2013-09-13 10:21:37 AM  
I thought repeats were only justifiable if the headline was good...
2013-09-13 10:21:51 AM  
Normally I'd make a Jersey joke, but this is just the universe piling on.
2013-09-13 10:22:19 AM  
Come for the fire, stay for the rabies.

'Unusual' outbreak hits Stanhope: Four foxes test positive for rabies

One woman was bitten on both ankles and her dog was also bitten by a fox today on Musconetcong Road. Her dog was one of two that bitten last week, police said

Damn, ankle biters, stay safe Jersey farkers.
2013-09-13 10:22:58 AM
2013-09-13 10:23:48 AM  
Fires kills crabs, right?
2013-09-13 10:28:38 AM  

Tired joke is tired.
2013-09-13 10:31:24 AM  
Perhaps we're looking at a running gag that'll lead to a whole summer boardwalk thing where the week after Labor Day they have a ceremonial "torching of the boardwalk" and each year they build a new, ephemeral monument to the tourist trade.
2013-09-13 10:33:05 AM  

henryhill: -1

Tired joke is tired.

2013-09-13 10:34:41 AM  
Local residents just assumed it was a new Action Park ride..
2013-09-13 10:41:41 AM  
2013-09-13 10:43:49 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Fires kills crabs, right?

Oh no!  I LOVE our blueclaws! Let's all pray for the blueclaw crabs!

The spider crabs, though, those things are really fugly. UGH!
2013-09-13 10:47:36 AM  

neversubmit: Come for the fire, stay for the rabies.

Or the mumps.
2013-09-13 10:51:14 AM  
2013-09-13 10:51:18 AM  
I find the idea of a fire starting in an ice cream shop to be somewhat ironic, but then again I have rather loose morals.
2013-09-13 10:53:16 AM  
Looks like it finally got an upgrade
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