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(Never Underdressed)   When hot actresses went through their goth phase. In other words, there's hope for your weird niece   (neverunderdressed.com) divider line 31
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2013-09-13 11:57:33 AM  
5 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-09-13 11:08:48 AM  
5 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: varmitydog: My weird niece is now 27. She has now been in this "phase" for 14 years. She legally changed her name from Lisa to Morwenna, dyes her hair black with a blue streak on the side, never goes out in the sun if she can help it and is whiter than Casper the ghost. She took a job fixing hair and doing makeup on dead people and usually only works at night, alone in there with them in the funeral parlor. She is finishing up school to become a hospice nurse, because she says she wants to watch folks die.

Her folks are Church of God of Prophecy (Holiness fundamental folks) and she is some kind of Wiccan.
Leastwise she believes in witchcraft. They do not talk.

I liked her when she was young and I like her now. She's got a good heart.
Besides, it's a southern tradition to have someone strange in the family.

Here's the important thing that I need to know

....is she single?


She's always with some body
2013-09-13 10:54:57 AM  
4 votes:

varmitydog: My weird niece is now 27. She has now been in this "phase" for 14 years. She legally changed her name from Lisa to Morwenna, dyes her hair black with a blue streak on the side, never goes out in the sun if she can help it and is whiter than Casper the ghost. She took a job fixing hair and doing makeup on dead people and usually only works at night, alone in there with them in the funeral parlor. She is finishing up school to become a hospice nurse, because she says she wants to watch folks die.

Her folks are Church of God of Prophecy (Holiness fundamental folks) and she is some kind of Wiccan.
Leastwise she believes in witchcraft. They do not talk.

I liked her when she was young and I like her now. She's got a good heart.
Besides, it's a southern tradition to have someone strange in the family.


Here's the important thing that I need to know

....is she single?
2013-09-13 02:54:31 PM  
3 votes:
quizilla.teennick.com
2013-09-13 11:01:00 AM  
3 votes:

varmitydog: because she says she wants to watch folks die.


varmitydog: She's got a good heart.


Is her good heart in a jar on the shelf?

IdBeCrazyIf: Here's the important thing that I need to know

....is she single?



I just want pictures...
2013-09-13 03:19:21 PM  
2 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: Morticia defined sexy for me.


Me too. I never understood why the "normal" people were afraid of her.

Although, she might have been a witch. I could feel myself turning in to stone when I watched her.
2013-09-13 12:23:31 PM  
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img90.imageshack.us image 638x960]

yeah, i got a few pictures of Death....


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-09-13 11:19:24 AM  
2 votes:
I´m sorry but Goth to me means this

costumes.org

original Gothic is best Gothic
/quite hot link is
2013-09-13 10:58:44 AM  
2 votes:

varmitydog: My weird niece is now 27. She has now been in this "phase" for 14 years. She legally changed her name from Lisa to Morwenna, dyes her hair black with a blue streak on the side, never goes out in the sun if she can help it and is whiter than Casper the ghost. She took a job fixing hair and doing makeup on dead people and usually only works at night, alone in there with them in the funeral parlor. She is finishing up school to become a hospice nurse, because she says she wants to watch folks die.

Her folks are Church of God of Prophecy (Holiness fundamental folks) and she is some kind of Wiccan.
Leastwise she believes in witchcraft. They do not talk.

I liked her when she was young and I like her now. She's got a good heart.
Besides, it's a southern tradition to have someone strange in the family.


Sounds like she needs to start this show back up.

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-09-13 10:52:53 AM  
2 votes:
My weird niece is now 27. She has now been in this "phase" for 14 years. She legally changed her name from Lisa to Morwenna, dyes her hair black with a blue streak on the side, never goes out in the sun if she can help it and is whiter than Casper the ghost. She took a job fixing hair and doing makeup on dead people and usually only works at night, alone in there with them in the funeral parlor. She is finishing up school to become a hospice nurse, because she says she wants to watch folks die.

Her folks are Church of God of Prophecy (Holiness fundamental folks) and she is some kind of Wiccan.
Leastwise she believes in witchcraft. They do not talk.

I liked her when she was young and I like her now. She's got a good heart.
Besides, it's a southern tradition to have someone strange in the family.
2013-09-13 10:37:16 AM  
2 votes:
Ermahgerd! Gerfs!
2013-09-13 08:50:30 PM  
1 votes:
www.religioustolerance.org

Just because it makes me titter like a schoolgirl.

You're welcome (all).
Just found myself with an unexpected hour I had to fill/kill while not moving too far away from this desktop. But, now, my weekend starts in earnest.

Have a decently indecent one.

http://gothsingraveyards.tumblr.com
2013-09-13 07:17:28 PM  
1 votes:
phantasmaphile.typepad.com

This thread is lacking some Rasputina.

\hot
2013-09-13 07:00:48 PM  
1 votes:
Man, it's hard to say when exactly I grew out of my goth "phase". I'd been into that shiat since I was in middle school, and I don't know, some time in the last few years it just kind of faded away. I mean, I still wear a lot of black (faded black jeans and a plain black t-shirt is my go to outfit, which I still consider to be goth). Mostly I blame Hot Topic, which was actually not that bad before the Gap bought them out. But it just got annoying being harassed by people who thought anything that wasn't mainstream was goth.

Still, I do like dressing up to go to the local goth night here in Memphis, kind of sucks that it's only once every couple of months these days instead of once a week. And it really sucks that it's tomorrow night and I have to work 9a-10p and won't feel like going after being on my feet all day and smelling like pizza.

/Years ago a hippie I worked with started calling me 'the Darkness' as a joke, when my goth friends heard about it they laughed their asses off and the name stuck. I'll still answer to it to this day.
//Also remember when some forgettable goth band played at our club and at the end of the night declared, "Memphis is so ghetto-goth!" Our dj's loved it, even put the phrase on promotional stickers.
///possibility of this post doubling as a bookmark is extremely high
2013-09-13 04:59:00 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-09-13 03:50:37 PM  
1 votes:
Hmm, seems the people in this thread would like this link:

http://gothsuptrees.net/

/not my site
2013-09-13 03:04:16 PM  
1 votes:
Man, I haven't seen this many goth chicks since I quit LiveJournal.
2013-09-13 12:22:08 PM  
1 votes:
God I love goth chicks. Shame there weren't any in that article.

Fortunately, Fark has stepped up. I have high hopes for this thread.

i1126.photobucket.com

What a goth bookmark might look like.
mhd
2013-09-13 12:07:14 PM  
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: Gotta love the Goth snobs


For a fun time, get into a goth vs. rivethead argument.
2013-09-13 11:58:25 AM  
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Zombie DJ: Here's a slideshow of 4 girls wearing dark hair and make-up and 4 more who already had dark hair.
That was all fail. Apparently some writer doesn't know what a Goth is.
This is Goth.
[fc01.deviantart.net image 147x194]

Jennifer Aniston was fashion.

No.... That's a vampire baby.

Goth did NOT have that crappy vampire makeup in the 80s. That came in the 90s after The Crow, Interview With the Vampire and Vampire: The Masquerade.

I was what eventually became known as goth back in the 80s. We looked more like Allison from The Breakfast Club. The stupid makeup was the result of non-goths trying to one-up the originals.


Gotta love the Goth snobs, almost but not quite as bad as the nerd vs geek snobs.
2013-09-13 11:48:47 AM  
1 votes:
fc09.deviantart.net
2013-09-13 11:29:28 AM  
1 votes:

castrejo: I´m sorry but Goth to me means this

[costumes.org image 613x469]

original Gothic is best Gothic
/quite hot link is


Sorry, but this is the original Goth:

community.imaginefx.com
2013-09-13 11:28:51 AM  
1 votes:
The creator of that website needs to be punched.  Right in the statisticals.
2013-09-13 11:07:23 AM  
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I just want pictures...


I'm willing to risk a knife to the throat when I wake up after

I can't help myself and fully accept I have a problem
2013-09-13 10:54:02 AM  
1 votes:
cdn.motinetwork.net
2013-09-13 10:51:32 AM  
1 votes:
img443.imageshack.us

close enough...
2013-09-13 10:48:27 AM  
1 votes:

Zombie DJ: Here's a slideshow of 4 girls wearing dark hair and make-up and 4 more who already had dark hair.
That was all fail. Apparently some writer doesn't know what a Goth is.
This is Goth.
[fc01.deviantart.net image 147x194]

Jennifer Aniston was fashion.


These are the people who said Miley Cyrus went "punk" because she cut her hair short.
2013-09-13 10:46:55 AM  
1 votes:
static.wetpaint.me

Jennifer Lawrence in full goth glory
2013-09-13 10:41:47 AM  
1 votes:
I am wearing a black shirt right now! I didn't even know I was "goth". Is listening to classic Country music "goth" now?
2013-09-13 10:26:28 AM  
1 votes:
That was retarded. On a retarded site, too.
2013-09-13 10:18:40 AM  
1 votes:
I never realized that wearing black made you "goth".
 
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