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(Never Underdressed)   When hot actresses went through their goth phase. In other words, there's hope for your weird niece   (neverunderdressed.com) divider line 157
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2013-09-13 09:03:05 AM  
darkroom.neverunderdressed.com

I never would have guessed who that was.
 
2013-09-13 09:16:46 AM  
Winona Ryder is a pasty skin goddess
 
2013-09-13 10:18:40 AM  
I never realized that wearing black made you "goth".
 
2013-09-13 10:20:47 AM  
Some of these are not really goth, but just typical fashion during the 80s.
 
2013-09-13 10:26:19 AM  

Sybarite: I never would have guessed who that was.


Thought it was Molly Ringwald.

Lack of gigantic breasts will confuse even the most die hard Hendricks fan.
 
2013-09-13 10:26:28 AM  
That was retarded. On a retarded site, too.
 
2013-09-13 10:28:48 AM  

Sybarite: I never would have guessed who that was.


I thought it was Gillian Anderson.

/ From the hair color, I guess
 
2013-09-13 10:31:04 AM  
The gallery wouldn't open for me.
 
2013-09-13 10:34:23 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Winona Ryder is a pasty skin goddess


Recent magazine shot
www.selectism.com

/ Yeah they I'm sure it's 'shoptimized
// So what
 
2013-09-13 10:37:16 AM  
Ermahgerd! Gerfs!
 
2013-09-13 10:40:26 AM  
Here's a slideshow of 4 girls wearing dark hair and make-up and 4 more who already had dark hair.
That was all fail. Apparently some writer doesn't know what a Goth is.
This is Goth.
fc01.deviantart.net

Jennifer Aniston was fashion.
 
2013-09-13 10:41:47 AM  
I am wearing a black shirt right now! I didn't even know I was "goth". Is listening to classic Country music "goth" now?
 
2013-09-13 10:46:13 AM  
A) Wearing black and having black hair is not being goth

B) I sorta like goth chicks if they are not cartoonishly extreme

C) Christian Hendricks FTW


31.media.tumblr.com

th09.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-13 10:46:14 AM  
img31.imageshack.us

img542.imageshack.us
I was there when goth started. No tattoos, no piercings just lovely pale flesh....

Hey! Get off my graveyard...
 
2013-09-13 10:46:55 AM  
static.wetpaint.me

Jennifer Lawrence in full goth glory
 
2013-09-13 10:47:31 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img31.imageshack.us image 850x565]

[img542.imageshack.us image 850x540]
I was there when goth started. No tattoos, no piercings just lovely pale flesh....

Hey! Get off my graveyard...


Right there with you.

I still have a soft hard spot for goth chicks.
 
2013-09-13 10:48:27 AM  

Zombie DJ: Here's a slideshow of 4 girls wearing dark hair and make-up and 4 more who already had dark hair.
That was all fail. Apparently some writer doesn't know what a Goth is.
This is Goth.
[fc01.deviantart.net image 147x194]

Jennifer Aniston was fashion.


These are the people who said Miley Cyrus went "punk" because she cut her hair short.
 
2013-09-13 10:50:34 AM  
What every laboratory SHOULD look like
static.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-09-13 10:51:32 AM  
img443.imageshack.us

close enough...
 
2013-09-13 10:52:53 AM  
My weird niece is now 27. She has now been in this "phase" for 14 years. She legally changed her name from Lisa to Morwenna, dyes her hair black with a blue streak on the side, never goes out in the sun if she can help it and is whiter than Casper the ghost. She took a job fixing hair and doing makeup on dead people and usually only works at night, alone in there with them in the funeral parlor. She is finishing up school to become a hospice nurse, because she says she wants to watch folks die.

Her folks are Church of God of Prophecy (Holiness fundamental folks) and she is some kind of Wiccan.
Leastwise she believes in witchcraft. They do not talk.

I liked her when she was young and I like her now. She's got a good heart.
Besides, it's a southern tradition to have someone strange in the family.
 
2013-09-13 10:54:02 AM  
cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2013-09-13 10:54:57 AM  

varmitydog: My weird niece is now 27. She has now been in this "phase" for 14 years. She legally changed her name from Lisa to Morwenna, dyes her hair black with a blue streak on the side, never goes out in the sun if she can help it and is whiter than Casper the ghost. She took a job fixing hair and doing makeup on dead people and usually only works at night, alone in there with them in the funeral parlor. She is finishing up school to become a hospice nurse, because she says she wants to watch folks die.

Her folks are Church of God of Prophecy (Holiness fundamental folks) and she is some kind of Wiccan.
Leastwise she believes in witchcraft. They do not talk.

I liked her when she was young and I like her now. She's got a good heart.
Besides, it's a southern tradition to have someone strange in the family.


Here's the important thing that I need to know

....is she single?
 
2013-09-13 10:58:44 AM  

varmitydog: My weird niece is now 27. She has now been in this "phase" for 14 years. She legally changed her name from Lisa to Morwenna, dyes her hair black with a blue streak on the side, never goes out in the sun if she can help it and is whiter than Casper the ghost. She took a job fixing hair and doing makeup on dead people and usually only works at night, alone in there with them in the funeral parlor. She is finishing up school to become a hospice nurse, because she says she wants to watch folks die.

Her folks are Church of God of Prophecy (Holiness fundamental folks) and she is some kind of Wiccan.
Leastwise she believes in witchcraft. They do not talk.

I liked her when she was young and I like her now. She's got a good heart.
Besides, it's a southern tradition to have someone strange in the family.


Sounds like she needs to start this show back up.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-13 11:01:00 AM  

varmitydog: because she says she wants to watch folks die.


varmitydog: She's got a good heart.


Is her good heart in a jar on the shelf?

IdBeCrazyIf: Here's the important thing that I need to know

....is she single?



I just want pictures...
 
2013-09-13 11:07:18 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I was there when goth started. No tattoos, no piercings just lovely pale flesh....


userserve-ak.last.fm

45 Grave (featuring Dinah Cancer on vox).  Formed in 1979...around the same time as Bauhaus

I did see them a couple of times, but not until the mid-80s
 
2013-09-13 11:07:23 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I just want pictures...


I'm willing to risk a knife to the throat when I wake up after

I can't help myself and fully accept I have a problem
 
2013-09-13 11:08:48 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: varmitydog: My weird niece is now 27. She has now been in this "phase" for 14 years. She legally changed her name from Lisa to Morwenna, dyes her hair black with a blue streak on the side, never goes out in the sun if she can help it and is whiter than Casper the ghost. She took a job fixing hair and doing makeup on dead people and usually only works at night, alone in there with them in the funeral parlor. She is finishing up school to become a hospice nurse, because she says she wants to watch folks die.

Her folks are Church of God of Prophecy (Holiness fundamental folks) and she is some kind of Wiccan.
Leastwise she believes in witchcraft. They do not talk.

I liked her when she was young and I like her now. She's got a good heart.
Besides, it's a southern tradition to have someone strange in the family.

Here's the important thing that I need to know

....is she single?


She's always with some body
 
2013-09-13 11:10:27 AM  
 
2013-09-13 11:14:11 AM  

mjohnson71: varmitydog: My weird niece is now 27. She has now been in this "phase" for 14 years. She legally changed her name from Lisa to Morwenna, dyes her hair black with a blue streak on the side, never goes out in the sun if she can help it and is whiter than Casper the ghost. She took a job fixing hair and doing makeup on dead people and usually only works at night, alone in there with them in the funeral parlor. She is finishing up school to become a hospice nurse, because she says she wants to watch folks die.

Her folks are Church of God of Prophecy (Holiness fundamental folks) and she is some kind of Wiccan.
Leastwise she believes in witchcraft. They do not talk.

I liked her when she was young and I like her now. She's got a good heart.
Besides, it's a southern tradition to have someone strange in the family.

Sounds like she needs to start this show back up.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]


Orlando is much more sinister. Tampa's Goth scene is lame.
 
2013-09-13 11:19:24 AM  
I´m sorry but Goth to me means this

costumes.org

original Gothic is best Gothic
/quite hot link is
 
2013-09-13 11:19:32 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: 45 Grave (featuring Dinah Cancer on vox). Formed in 1979...around the same time as Bauhaus

I did see them a couple of times, but not until the mid-80s


I blame the late 90s Type-O-Negative/Pantera tour for effing up goth. Didn't see it at the time but I think that's when tattoos and piercings became a goth think. Effing punks eff up everything.

It was a good show tho.

img22.imageshack.us
I want a woman who thinks every day is Halloween...
 
2013-09-13 11:21:00 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I want a woman who thinks every day is Halloween...


THIS

*brofist
 
2013-09-13 11:27:08 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: *brofist


*brofist

img534.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-13 11:28:38 AM  
I can believe that no one has mentioned Wednesday Mourning yet.
 
2013-09-13 11:28:51 AM  
The creator of that website needs to be punched.  Right in the statisticals.
 
2013-09-13 11:29:27 AM  

stupiddream: I can believe that no one has mentioned Wednesday Mourning yet.


Can't, dang it!
 
2013-09-13 11:29:28 AM  

castrejo: I´m sorry but Goth to me means this

[costumes.org image 613x469]

original Gothic is best Gothic
/quite hot link is


Sorry, but this is the original Goth:

community.imaginefx.com
 
2013-09-13 11:30:05 AM  
This is the kind of thread that I may be tempted to bookmark.
 
2013-09-13 11:30:43 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: img534.imageshack.us


I say we keep this party going

cl.jroo.me
 
2013-09-13 11:33:27 AM  

jaytkay: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Winona Ryder is a pasty skin goddess

Recent magazine shot
[www.selectism.com image 528x667]

/ Yeah they I'm sure it's 'shoptimized
// So what


Got to see her last year at Fantastic Fest (one week to go!). She's still a fine looking woman.
 
2013-09-13 11:35:25 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I say we keep this party going


I know this tune, I can dance to it...

img21.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-13 11:41:12 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: castrejo: I´m sorry but Goth to me means this

[costumes.org image 613x469]

original Gothic is best Gothic
/quite hot link is

Sorry, but this is the original Goth:

[community.imaginefx.com image 425x425]


Visi-, or Ostro- ?
 
2013-09-13 11:41:35 AM  
img90.imageshack.us

yeah, i got a few pictures of Death....
 
2013-09-13 11:42:32 AM  

give me doughnuts: Lionel Mandrake: castrejo: I´m sorry but Goth to me means this

[costumes.org image 613x469]

original Gothic is best Gothic
/quite hot link is

Sorry, but this is the original Goth:

[community.imaginefx.com image 425x425]

Visi-, or Ostro- ?


Ostro-

...at least, that's what I GIS'd
 
2013-09-13 11:44:56 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: yeah, i got a few pictures of Death....


25.media.tumblr.com

I know for a fact that this is boner inducing for me means I have something cracked inside
 
2013-09-13 11:48:28 AM  
img32.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-13 11:48:47 AM  
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-13 11:54:30 AM  

Zombie DJ: Here's a slideshow of 4 girls wearing dark hair and make-up and 4 more who already had dark hair.
That was all fail. Apparently some writer doesn't know what a Goth is.
This is Goth.
[fc01.deviantart.net image 147x194]

Jennifer Aniston was fashion.


No.... That's a vampire baby.

Goth did NOT have that crappy vampire makeup in the 80s. That came in the 90s after The Crow, Interview With the Vampire and Vampire: The Masquerade.

I was what eventually became known as goth back in the 80s. We looked more like Allison from The Breakfast Club. The stupid makeup was the result of non-goths trying to one-up the originals.
 
2013-09-13 11:54:35 AM  
img829.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-13 11:55:06 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img31.imageshack.us image 850x565]

[img542.imageshack.us image 850x540]
I was there when goth started. No tattoos, no piercings just lovely pale flesh....

Hey! Get off my graveyard...


That's closer.
 
2013-09-13 11:55:15 AM  

give me doughnuts: mjohnson71: varmitydog: My weird niece is now 27. She has now been in this "phase" for 14 years. She legally changed her name from Lisa to Morwenna, dyes her hair black with a blue streak on the side, never goes out in the sun if she can help it and is whiter than Casper the ghost. She took a job fixing hair and doing makeup on dead people and usually only works at night, alone in there with them in the funeral parlor. She is finishing up school to become a hospice nurse, because she says she wants to watch folks die.

Her folks are Church of God of Prophecy (Holiness fundamental folks) and she is some kind of Wiccan.
Leastwise she believes in witchcraft. They do not talk.

I liked her when she was young and I like her now. She's got a good heart.
Besides, it's a southern tradition to have someone strange in the family.

Sounds like she needs to start this show back up.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

Orlando is much more sinister. Tampa's Goth scene is lame.


Sounds like you've been shopping at the Gloom Room.
/It's an orgy of the macabre... located right next to the Pizza Hut on Hibiscus Road.
 
2013-09-13 11:55:32 AM  
img560.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-13 11:57:33 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-13 11:58:25 AM  
img543.imageshack.us

mjohnson71: Sounds like you've been shopping at the Gloom Room.
/It's an orgy of the macabre... located right next to the Pizza Hut on Hibiscus Road.



I have trouble believing that a location with some of the greatest beaches would have a large goth community
 
2013-09-13 11:58:25 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Zombie DJ: Here's a slideshow of 4 girls wearing dark hair and make-up and 4 more who already had dark hair.
That was all fail. Apparently some writer doesn't know what a Goth is.
This is Goth.
[fc01.deviantart.net image 147x194]

Jennifer Aniston was fashion.

No.... That's a vampire baby.

Goth did NOT have that crappy vampire makeup in the 80s. That came in the 90s after The Crow, Interview With the Vampire and Vampire: The Masquerade.

I was what eventually became known as goth back in the 80s. We looked more like Allison from The Breakfast Club. The stupid makeup was the result of non-goths trying to one-up the originals.


Gotta love the Goth snobs, almost but not quite as bad as the nerd vs geek snobs.
 
2013-09-13 12:02:21 PM  

SpectroBoy: What every laboratory SHOULD look like
[static.tvfanatic.com image 236x314]


I agree. She is so strangely hot. Only reason I watch the show.
 
2013-09-13 12:05:52 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: ZeroCorpse: Zombie DJ: Here's a slideshow of 4 girls wearing dark hair and make-up and 4 more who already had dark hair.
That was all fail. Apparently some writer doesn't know what a Goth is.
This is Goth.
[fc01.deviantart.net image 147x194]

Jennifer Aniston was fashion.

No.... That's a vampire baby.

Goth did NOT have that crappy vampire makeup in the 80s. That came in the 90s after The Crow, Interview With the Vampire and Vampire: The Masquerade.

I was what eventually became known as goth back in the 80s. We looked more like Allison from The Breakfast Club. The stupid makeup was the result of non-goths trying to one-up the originals.

Gotta love the Goth snobs, almost but not quite as bad as the nerd vs geek snobs.


Snob or not. That is correct. I'd also add that the whole depression, cutting and basically everything South Park makes fun of started late 90s early 00. I was goth, and I had a blast. No tattoos, no piercings and no make up. Now-a-days I swear most of the goth kids want to be stand ins for KISS


img823.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-13 12:06:03 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I was there when goth started. No tattoos, no piercings just lovely pale flesh....

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 320x320]

45 Grave (featuring Dinah Cancer on vox).  Formed in 1979...around the same time as Bauhaus

I did see them a couple of times, but not until the mid-80s


Why is that guy in the back flashing the Vulcan "Live long and prosper." finger thingees?
 
mhd
2013-09-13 12:07:14 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Gotta love the Goth snobs


For a fun time, get into a goth vs. rivethead argument.
 
2013-09-13 12:07:36 PM  
img191.imageshack.us

asian and goth. to fetishes in one picture..
 
2013-09-13 12:12:09 PM  

mhd: For a fun time, get into a goth vs. rivethead argument.


Hey, lets focus on what's important here

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-13 12:12:39 PM  

baconbeard: I never realized that wearing black made you "goth".


img.photobucket.com

/dumb article
 
2013-09-13 12:12:53 PM  

mhd: Dingleberry Dickwad: Gotta love the Goth snobs

For a fun time, get into a goth vs. rivethead argument.


I didn't know there was a name for that.
 
2013-09-13 12:20:39 PM  
img833.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-13 12:21:34 PM  
img854.imageshack.us

60+ posts in an Entertainment thread. More then I would have thought
 
2013-09-13 12:22:08 PM  
God I love goth chicks. Shame there weren't any in that article.

Fortunately, Fark has stepped up. I have high hopes for this thread.

i1126.photobucket.com

What a goth bookmark might look like.
 
2013-09-13 12:22:15 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

I love those dark full dresses and the lace

God I think I have a sickness
 
2013-09-13 12:23:23 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

She can play me a tune if you know what I mean and I think you do
 
2013-09-13 12:23:24 PM  

mhd: Dingleberry Dickwad: Gotta love the Goth snobs

For a fun time, get into a goth vs. rivethead argument.


I had to look up rivethead to figure out wtf you were talking about. Since when did the industrials stop considering themselves goths and start calling themselves rivethead? Back in the day I remember the ones I knew just called themselves industrial goths and some would say shiat like they dress industrial with a bit of "rennaissance goth" (Medieval) influence. Hell my ex wife was one. Granted this was in the late 90s early 00's but still.
 
2013-09-13 12:23:31 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img90.imageshack.us image 638x960]

yeah, i got a few pictures of Death....


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-13 12:24:00 PM  
img829.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-13 12:24:07 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img543.imageshack.us image 638x960]

mjohnson71: Sounds like you've been shopping at the Gloom Room.
/It's an orgy of the macabre... located right next to the Pizza Hut on Hibiscus Road.


I have trouble believing that a location with some of the greatest beaches would have a large goth community



"It's at least as sinister as Clearwater, or Tarpon Springs!"
 
2013-09-13 12:25:19 PM  
It was funny seeing some of the goth kids at my 25th year high school reunion. A few of them were still doing it, most had become "normal" while one had become a complete bangin' hottie. I guess staying out of the sun for a number of years served her well as she looked 32 (or even younger) instead of 42.

The lead goth dude from our class is now an orthopedic surgeon.
 
2013-09-13 12:26:04 PM  
Watch TLC's Oddities for Wednesday Mourning.  I wonder if she actually works in that shop, or if she was just brought in for the show?
 
2013-09-13 12:28:59 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-13 12:29:21 PM  

Arachnophobe: God I love goth chicks. Shame there weren't any in that article.

Fortunately, Fark has stepped up. I have high hopes for this thread.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 570x393]

What a goth bookmark might look like.


I could make an argument for there being one....
 
2013-09-13 12:32:05 PM  
These pics make me miss my friend Rah she had curves that you could race a car on mmmmmmmmmm
 
2013-09-13 12:36:36 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Dingleberry Dickwad: ZeroCorpse: Zombie DJ: Here's a slideshow of 4 girls wearing dark hair and make-up and 4 more who already had dark hair.
That was all fail. Apparently some writer doesn't know what a Goth is.
This is Goth.
[fc01.deviantart.net image 147x194]

Jennifer Aniston was fashion.

No.... That's a vampire baby.

Goth did NOT have that crappy vampire makeup in the 80s. That came in the 90s after The Crow, Interview With the Vampire and Vampire: The Masquerade.

I was what eventually became known as goth back in the 80s. We looked more like Allison from The Breakfast Club. The stupid makeup was the result of non-goths trying to one-up the originals.

Gotta love the Goth snobs, almost but not quite as bad as the nerd vs geek snobs.

Snob or not. That is correct. I'd also add that the whole depression, cutting and basically everything South Park makes fun of started late 90s early 00. I was goth, and I had a blast. No tattoos, no piercings and no make up. Now-a-days I swear most of the goth kids want to be stand ins for KISS


[img823.imageshack.us image 600x900]


---LOL, cute girl.  Those POP chips really maker her the epitome of non-conformist.
 
2013-09-13 12:49:56 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: God I think I have a sickness


i see nothing wrong with you...
 
2013-09-13 12:53:17 PM  

CptnSpldng: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img90.imageshack.us image 638x960]

yeah, i got a few pictures of Death....

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x478]


Loved The Hogfather. I thoght the actress they cast as Susan was spot on.
 
2013-09-13 01:02:55 PM  

castrejo: I´m sorry but Goth to me means this

[costumes.org image 613x469]

original Gothic is best Gothic
/quite hot link is


I prefer visigoths and ostrogoths

www.freewebs.com
 
2013-09-13 01:06:18 PM  
shame on you fark.  i scrolled the whole way waiting for a photo of the greatest goth woman ever, to find none.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-13 01:07:42 PM  

give me doughnuts: CptnSpldng: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img90.imageshack.us image 638x960]

yeah, i got a few pictures of Death....

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x478]

Loved The Hogfather. I thoght the actress they cast as Susan was spot on.


Unfortunately they let the actor who played Teatime get away with the "Johnny Depp as Wonka" voice. The actor seemed to miss the point that, except for his eye, Teatime appeared and acted perfectly normal, right up to the point where he stuck a knife in you.
 
2013-09-13 01:10:11 PM  

SpectroBoy: [cdn.motinetwork.net image 640x783]


Thread over. Go home.
 
2013-09-13 01:15:18 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: give me doughnuts: CptnSpldng: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img90.imageshack.us image 638x960]

yeah, i got a few pictures of Death....

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x478]

Loved The Hogfather. I thoght the actress they cast as Susan was spot on.

Unfortunately they let the actor who played Teatime get away with the "Johnny Depp as Wonka" voice. The actor seemed to miss the point that, except for his eye, Teatime appeared and acted perfectly normal, right up to the point where he stuck a knife in you.


Maybe not "perfectly" normal. Just barely enough off-kilter to make you slightly uncomfortable, but not the whack-a-doodle he was playing.

Still an enjoyable movie, though.
 
2013-09-13 01:15:58 PM  

space1999: Some of these are not really goth, but just typical fashion during the 80s.

This


baconbeard: I never realized that wearing black made you "goth".


And this.
 
2013-09-13 01:24:31 PM  

give me doughnuts: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img543.imageshack.us image 638x960]

mjohnson71: Sounds like you've been shopping at the Gloom Room.
/It's an orgy of the macabre... located right next to the Pizza Hut on Hibiscus Road.


I have trouble believing that a location with some of the greatest beaches would have a large goth community


"It's at least as sinister as Clearwater, or Tarpon Springs!"


It would be nice if these kids could find a middle ground between indoor-only, pasty emo douche and too-much-sun, catcher's-mitt-by-35 beach guido.
 
2013-09-13 01:35:09 PM  

blacknite: shame on you fark.  i scrolled the whole way waiting for a photo of the greatest goth woman ever, to find none.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 324x400]


I really enjoyed her nude work too.
/All those poor kittens....
 
2013-09-13 01:36:47 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: IdBeCrazyIf: God I think I have a sickness

i see nothing wrong with you...


If the internet has taught me one thing, it is that affirmation of one's behavior and proclivities can be found anywhere and generally is a good thing

Now lets continue the show shall we

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-09-13 01:42:46 PM  
img827.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-13 01:43:51 PM  
img163.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-13 01:48:28 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com 1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-13 01:57:54 PM  
hotgothicgirls.in-pics.com
 
2013-09-13 01:58:35 PM  
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2013-09-13 02:10:53 PM  
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Finally a goth chick thread!

SpectroBoy: [cdn.motinetwork.net image 640x783]


Morticia defined sexy for me.
 
2013-09-13 02:18:49 PM  
rubies.com
 
2013-09-13 02:54:31 PM  
quizilla.teennick.com
 
2013-09-13 02:58:34 PM  

jaytkay: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Winona Ryder is a pasty skin goddess

Recent magazine shot
[www.selectism.com image 528x667]

/ Yeah they I'm sure it's 'shoptimized
// So what


Friday I'm in love.
 
2013-09-13 03:04:16 PM  
Man, I haven't seen this many goth chicks since I quit LiveJournal.
 
2013-09-13 03:07:47 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: [rubies.com image 720x1080]


The new posterchild for butterface?
 
2013-09-13 03:12:07 PM  
Carolyn Jones was so hot as Morticia
 
2013-09-13 03:12:28 PM  

SuperChuck: Lionel Mandrake: [rubies.com image 720x1080]

The new posterchild for butterface?


You gay.
 
2013-09-13 03:13:52 PM  

blacknite: shame on you fark.  i scrolled the whole way waiting for a photo of the greatest goth woman ever, to find none.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 324x400]

I didn't because (imo) she's nothing but an ultra-cheap, disingenuous, dishonest, know-nothing knock-off of the far superior


Maila Nurmi a.k.a. Vampira (best viewed on mute for the first 4 minutes)

scenes from her show


(both sfw)

/Cassandra Peterson knows less about horror than my dead religiously-insane fundamentalist grandparents did. She's sh*t without a script.

Yeah, I would probably swap body fluids with her should that occasion arise (improbable as that scenario is and will ever remain).  But I'd never profess to liking her


/good thread
 
2013-09-13 03:19:21 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Morticia defined sexy for me.


Me too. I never understood why the "normal" people were afraid of her.

Although, she might have been a witch. I could feel myself turning in to stone when I watched her.
 
2013-09-13 03:38:04 PM  
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2013-09-13 03:40:30 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: The Stealth Hippopotamus: img534.imageshack.us

I say we keep this party going

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Really Shouldn;t Mention  Blue Blood  magazine to you should I? Especially because it's proably long since out of print...Was essentially a Porn mag featuring goth girls exclusively long before those faux "Suicide Girls" co-opted the look....Knew the editrix somewhat and about half my female friends were featured in it back in the day...
 
2013-09-13 03:40:55 PM  
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2013-09-13 03:41:48 PM  
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2013-09-13 03:43:10 PM  
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2013-09-13 03:43:53 PM  
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2013-09-13 03:50:37 PM  
Hmm, seems the people in this thread would like this link:

http://gothsuptrees.net/

/not my site
 
2013-09-13 03:51:16 PM  

Sinbox: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x401]2013-09-13 03:43:53 PM


oh. oh my. that's it. that was goth when I was there. that's. is. perfect.

you got to have a splash of color, how else can you tell how black the black is?
 
2013-09-13 04:14:45 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: mhd: Dingleberry Dickwad: Gotta love the Goth snobs

For a fun time, get into a goth vs. rivethead argument.

I had to look up rivethead to figure out wtf you were talking about. Since when did the industrials stop considering themselves goths and start calling themselves rivethead? Back in the day I remember the ones I knew just called themselves industrial goths and some would say shiat like they dress industrial with a bit of "rennaissance goth" (Medieval) influence. Hell my ex wife was one. Granted this was in the late 90s early 00's but still.


Mid to late 90s was when I first heard the term, mostly online, so I don't know how common the term actually was. Makes sense given that the industrial-metal bands at the time weren't all that gothy.
 
2013-09-13 04:43:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sinbox: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x401]2013-09-13 03:43:53 PM

oh. oh my. that's it. that was goth when I was there. that's. is. perfect.

you got to have a splash of color, how else can you tell how black the black is?


That is also Christina Hendricks if I'm not mistaken. I like that version much better.
 
2013-09-13 04:54:47 PM  

baconbeard: I never realized that wearing black made you "goth".


In other news, never-before-heard-of chick site doesn't know what "goth" means.

Farktards.

/Plus, I'm thinking the Heidi Klum picture was probably Halloween or something.
 
2013-09-13 04:59:00 PM  
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2013-09-13 05:05:57 PM  

I'm that jerk: That is also Christina Hendricks if I'm not mistaken. I like that version much better.


I don't care who she is. That picture is pure art
 
2013-09-13 05:20:18 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Dingleberry Dickwad: ZeroCorpse: Zombie DJ: Here's a slideshow of 4 girls wearing dark hair and make-up and 4 more who already had dark hair.
That was all fail. Apparently some writer doesn't know what a Goth is.
This is Goth.
[fc01.deviantart.net image 147x194]

Jennifer Aniston was fashion.

No.... That's a vampire baby.

Goth did NOT have that crappy vampire makeup in the 80s. That came in the 90s after The Crow, Interview With the Vampire and Vampire: The Masquerade.

I was what eventually became known as goth back in the 80s. We looked more like Allison from The Breakfast Club. The stupid makeup was the result of non-goths trying to one-up the originals.

Gotta love the Goth snobs, almost but not quite as bad as the nerd vs geek snobs.

Snob or not. That is correct. I'd also add that the whole depression, cutting and basically everything South Park makes fun of started late 90s early 00. I was goth, and I had a blast. No tattoos, no piercings and no make up. Now-a-days I swear most of the goth kids want to be stand ins for KISS


That pic is not really an example of goth, since it is Death cosplay. The perky, happy personality that girl seems to have is actually perfect for the Sandman version of Death.
 
2013-09-13 05:27:09 PM  
Mad_Radhu:

That pic is not really an example of goth, since it is Death cosplay. The perky, happy personality that girl seems to have is actually perfect for the Sandman version of Death.

Perky!Goth has always been a possible thing, much like how on the west coast, goth included elements of neon feather boas and other oddities.
 
2013-09-13 05:29:31 PM  

SpectroBoy: [cdn.motinetwork.net image 640x783]


Ah, yes. Making boys' pants feel funny for nigh on 50 years.
 
2013-09-13 05:30:16 PM  
I should probably contribute some.

i1126.photobucket.com

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i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-13 05:40:08 PM  
Rachel Weisz a goth? I'd mount a raid on her Gaza Strip, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Debushified brows, and probably much else:

eu.cdn281.fansshare.com
 
2013-09-13 06:51:52 PM  

jaytkay: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Winona Ryder is a pasty skin goddess

Recent magazine shot
[www.selectism.com image 528x667]

/ Yeah they I'm sure it's 'shoptimized
// So what


As a fellow Jew, she should be fasting right about now, praying to Hashem to forgive her her sins and transgressions!  But I would say that this beautiful image should not be on that prayer list.

/am a straight female who thinks this is a gorgeous art shot
//As a Jew, WTF am I doing on FARK?  Hashem forgive me...(or Tatsuma?)
 
2013-09-13 06:53:50 PM  
Before I try to make up with Hashem ... one more post.

All you guys who posted these absolutely beautiful "goth" women, thanks. These shots, these looks, are electrifying, in a great way. Thanks, guys! Will check back after sundown tomorrow, for more! :)
 
2013-09-13 07:00:48 PM  
Man, it's hard to say when exactly I grew out of my goth "phase". I'd been into that shiat since I was in middle school, and I don't know, some time in the last few years it just kind of faded away. I mean, I still wear a lot of black (faded black jeans and a plain black t-shirt is my go to outfit, which I still consider to be goth). Mostly I blame Hot Topic, which was actually not that bad before the Gap bought them out. But it just got annoying being harassed by people who thought anything that wasn't mainstream was goth.

Still, I do like dressing up to go to the local goth night here in Memphis, kind of sucks that it's only once every couple of months these days instead of once a week. And it really sucks that it's tomorrow night and I have to work 9a-10p and won't feel like going after being on my feet all day and smelling like pizza.

/Years ago a hippie I worked with started calling me 'the Darkness' as a joke, when my goth friends heard about it they laughed their asses off and the name stuck. I'll still answer to it to this day.
//Also remember when some forgettable goth band played at our club and at the end of the night declared, "Memphis is so ghetto-goth!" Our dj's loved it, even put the phrase on promotional stickers.
///possibility of this post doubling as a bookmark is extremely high
 
2013-09-13 07:14:29 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: IdBeCrazyIf: I say we keep this party going

I know this tune, I can dance to it...

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Dead Can Dance
 
2013-09-13 07:17:28 PM  
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This thread is lacking some Rasputina.

\hot
 
2013-09-13 07:18:48 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Before I try to make up with Hashem ... one more post.

All you guys who posted these absolutely beautiful "goth" women, thanks. These shots, these looks, are electrifying, in a great way. Thanks, guys! Will check back after sundown tomorrow, for more! :)


We know what you mean and you think we do.  :)
 
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2013-09-13 08:41:43 PM  
You're doing the dark lord's work, Sinbox.
 
2013-09-13 08:45:15 PM  
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2013-09-13 08:50:30 PM  
www.religioustolerance.org

Just because it makes me titter like a schoolgirl.

You're welcome (all).
Just found myself with an unexpected hour I had to fill/kill while not moving too far away from this desktop. But, now, my weekend starts in earnest.

Have a decently indecent one.

http://gothsingraveyards.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-13 10:42:48 PM  

Sinbox: [s59.radikal.ru image 420x560]


As Jesse Pinkman would say..... Ohhhh dear mother of god

That right there is the culmination of every one of my proclivities, black girls and goth. It is the singularity of my sexuality.
 
2013-09-14 03:58:40 AM  
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2013-09-14 09:38:32 AM  

mjohnson71: I guess staying out of the sun for a number of years served her well as she looked 32 (or even younger) instead of 42.


being a pale white-ass metal head sure helped me out in that regard.  I am 41 and can easily pass for mid to late 20's.  the sun is a killer.
 
2013-09-14 12:27:52 PM  
You must now call me Drakkar Noir.

i162.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-14 02:09:57 PM  

Sinbox: [s59.radikal.ru image 420x560]


The exceedingly rare Dusky Goth Bird.
 
2013-09-14 04:22:59 PM  
What, no maggie gyllenhall in cecil b. demented?

"Sorry, satan says you need more color!"
 
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