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(Deadspin)   So, what does it take to get kicked out of the U.S. Open? (video w/ language Not safe for work)   (deadspin.com) divider line 9
    More: Dumbass, U.S. Open, Arthur Ashe Stadium  
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2036 clicks; posted to Sports » on 13 Sep 2013 at 10:12 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-13 12:25:58 PM  
3 votes:
White Zinfandel is a hell of a drug.
2013-09-13 12:59:18 PM  
2 votes:

kwame: lakrfool: So did everybody else sitting behind her. And she didn't even have to stand because she was on the front row of that particular section.

If you don't like people standing in front of you, pony up for better seats.


I hope you die in a plane crash so I can say at your funeral, "If you don't like being incinerated in a giant fireball, take the bus."
2013-09-13 02:58:07 PM  
1 votes:

Arkanaut: kwame: She paid for her damn ticket.  If you can't handle someone enjoying a match, go watching people play chess in the park, you pansies.

Tennis has this thing about decorum.  It's kinda like golf, where you're expected to enjoy the competition without producing more noise than what would be polite.


I wish tennis expected the same of the players.
2013-09-13 02:53:00 PM  
1 votes:

idesofmarch: I hope you die in a plane crash so I can say at your funeral, "If you don't like being incinerated in a giant fireball, take the bus."


It would be hilarious if his fireball of a plane crashed into your "too cool for a fireball" bus and he survived only to go to your funeral and be like "if you don't want planes crashing into your bus, pony up for a subway ticket."
2013-09-13 01:21:23 PM  
1 votes:

lakrfool: idesofmarch: I hope you die in a plane crash so I can say at your funeral, "If you don't like being incinerated in a giant fireball, take the bus."

And make sure 'pony up' so your ticket is first row, so there's no one in front of you.


When it comes to spiting people at their funerals, I'm always there bright and early.
2013-09-13 01:03:22 PM  
1 votes:
You can not be serious!
2013-09-13 10:53:51 AM  
1 votes:

This Looks Fun: bearded clamorer: Reminded me of the crazy rhubarb lady.

Yeah. Both have Tourrettes (sp) is my guess.


Reminds me of a woman from a preseason NFL game I attended a few years ago.  She was pretty hilarious.  She kept yelling "C'mon, do some football sh*t!" and variations thereof.  Funniest was probably "C'mon Ben [Roethlisberger], do some of that receivin' sh*t!"
2013-09-13 10:21:43 AM  
1 votes:
MASHED POTATOES!
2013-09-13 10:15:16 AM  
1 votes:
In women's tennis, I always root for the heterosexual.
 
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