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(AZ Family)   Las Vegas woman rolls a 5   (azfamily.com) divider line 20
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2013-09-13 08:30:01 AM
Derrico and her husband, Deon, named the babies Deniko, Dariz, Deonee, Daician and Daiten

/facepalm
 
2013-09-13 08:32:21 AM
She rolled a 5? According to my DM manual, that means she takes 2D6 damage and now has an acid effect for the next three turns.
 
2013-09-13 08:34:02 AM
This little quinty went to the market.
This little quinty stayed home.
This little quinty had roast beef.
This little quinty had none.
And this little quinty cried wee, wee, wee all the way home.
 
2013-09-13 08:36:55 AM
OH WAIT!

SAVING ROLL! SAVING ROLL!

www.dorkadia.com
 
2013-09-13 08:37:12 AM
I'm sure if her husband knew then what he knows now, he would have laid it down on the Pass line instead of going after the Come.
 
2013-09-13 08:38:26 AM

hardinparamedic: OH WAIT!

SAVING ROLL! SAVING ROLL!

[www.dorkadia.com image 850x377]


Those names are too terrible, no saving rolls.
 
2013-09-13 08:43:41 AM
ddddddddddddumb
 
2013-09-13 09:43:37 AM
Are we playing D&D or Scrabble?
 
2013-09-13 10:12:53 AM

Archie Goodwin: Are we playing D&D or Scrabble?


Dice rolling involving the human reproductive system? Clearly we're playing F.A.T.A.L.
 
2013-09-13 10:39:05 AM

Carn: Derrico and her husband, Deon, named the babies Deniko, Dariz, Deonee, Daician and Daiten

/facepalm


itsalwayssunnyindetroit.com
 
2013-09-13 12:06:29 PM
How on earth could anyone write an article about "Arizona Quints" and not once refer to this:

media.screened.com
 
2013-09-13 12:07:19 PM
And I don't care if you are black, or that you want to give all of them names starting with the letter D, if you have quints and are in Arizona, by law you need to name one of them Nathan Jr., even if there is no Nathan Sr.
 
2013-09-13 12:40:19 PM
Damn. Every member of that family has a "name" starting with D.

These clowns should have named a few of them Dopey, Doc, Dumbass, and Derp.

Well, more will come along, I'm sure...
 
2013-09-13 01:36:26 PM
She failed her save vs Crotch Goblin.
 
2013-09-13 01:41:58 PM

MythDragon: She failed her save vs Crotch Goblin.


LOL  Should have found the magic Belt of Chastity +10
 
2013-09-13 03:56:35 PM
FTA: "The couple already had a 7-year-old daughter, 3-year-old son and 1-year-old twin boys"

9 kids. NINE KIDS.
/Poor kids. Can't feel anything but sorry for each and every one of them.
 
2013-09-13 04:28:39 PM
Okay, time to have the parents fixed. They exceeded their limit.
 
2013-09-13 05:55:23 PM

mama2tnt: FTA: "The couple already had a 7-year-old daughter, 3-year-old son and 1-year-old twin boys"

9 kids. NINE KIDS.
/Poor kids. Can't feel anything but sorry for each and every one of them.


To be perfectly fair, I doubt they were planning for nine. Four isn't so bad: a bit big, I guess, but not clown-car levels.
 
2013-09-13 10:57:57 PM
i'm surprised they're not all named, "dependent".
 
2013-09-14 08:14:44 PM
Jesus, I hope she  wasn't taking fertility drugs.  They have 1 year old twins which are a real handful plus a 7 year old and a 3 year old.  You would think they would have taken a serious break from birthing babies after the twins.
 
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