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(Huffington Post)   Welcome to flight 666 to HEL on Friday 13th   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 60
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2013-09-13 08:39:46 AM
But Finnair passengers on AY666 to Helsinki - which has the 3 letter designation HEL

api.ning.com
 
2013-09-13 08:49:12 AM
imageshack.com
 
2013-09-13 09:19:23 AM
ch ch ch
ah ah ah
 
2013-09-13 09:27:38 AM
So,if you had to drive to the airport, you'd be on the highway to HEL?
 
2013-09-13 10:17:24 AM

simplicimus: So,if you had to drive to the airport, you'd be on the highway to HEL?


i lived in helsinki as a kid. i've been on the highway to HEL many, many times. strangely, though, there were stop signs, speed limits.
 
2013-09-13 10:21:28 AM

FlashHarry: simplicimus: So,if you had to drive to the airport, you'd be on the highway to HEL?

i lived in helsinki as a kid. i've been on the highway to HEL many, many times. strangely, though, there were stop signs, speed limits.


Ah, those must be the good intentions they keep mentioning.
 
2013-09-13 10:24:06 AM

FlashHarry: simplicimus: So,if you had to drive to the airport, you'd be on the highway to HEL?

i lived in helsinki as a kid. i've been on the highway to HEL many, many times. strangely, though, there were stop signs, speed limits.


Hel is totally over rated. And expensive
 
2013-09-13 10:25:09 AM
I sacrificed this with a more evil headline
 
2013-09-13 10:25:21 AM
After years of coming to Fark, I already have a bus ticket.

Many of them.

Window seat.

web.mit.edu
 
2013-09-13 10:26:01 AM
"As in Helsinki, Sweden,"
Finland
 
2013-09-13 10:26:01 AM
That better be a pretty big aircraft because I know that MANY Farkers have first class tickets from the crap we've posted here over the years.

wealth4children.com
 
2013-09-13 10:28:52 AM
Otherwise known as the MOST METAL FLIGHT IN ALL OF HISTORY!

\m/ >_< \m/
 
2013-09-13 10:28:52 AM

Thudfark: FlashHarry: simplicimus: So,if you had to drive to the airport, you'd be on the highway to HEL?

i lived in helsinki as a kid. i've been on the highway to HEL many, many times. strangely, though, there were stop signs, speed limits.

Hel is totally over rated. And expensive


And quite over frozen over
 
2013-09-13 10:29:34 AM

AliceBToklasLives: Thudfark: FlashHarry: simplicimus: So,if you had to drive to the airport, you'd be on the highway to HEL?

i lived in helsinki as a kid. i've been on the highway to HEL many, many times. strangely, though, there were stop signs, speed limits.

Hel is totally over rated. And expensive

And quite over frozen over


So you're saying it's a cold day in Hel?

/Runs off to find that supermodel...
 
2013-09-13 10:33:40 AM
I'd rather take Flight 666 than Flight 50-50 ;  better odds
 
2013-09-13 10:35:57 AM
Heh.  An hour ago, my father and I went out for breakfast while we waited for his car to get its oil changed.  As we came in the door of the restaurant, the cash register was still showing the total from the previous ticket.

$6.66

I kid you not.  I remarked on it and we laughed it off.  But we didn't make the connection to it also being Friday the 13th.  Would probably have giggled even harder.
 
2013-09-13 10:39:31 AM
If you're going to join the Mile High Club, I can't think of a better sky toilet to do it in.
 
2013-09-13 10:40:33 AM
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-13 10:40:49 AM
Funny, I don't see Helsinki listed here:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-13 10:42:16 AM
Whatthefark  consider my fist shaken
 
2013-09-13 10:42:48 AM
My PA was looking to book my flight from Singapore to London and checked Finnair. She wouldn't book it because of the HEL flight prefix.
Also, a lot of the high rises here don't have any floors containing number 4.
Even the local bus companies won't use number plates on their buses if they contain the number 4.
 
2013-09-13 10:44:06 AM
"Friday the 13th is considered bad luck in many countries and the number 666 also has strong negative biblical associations. "

Nice reportin' there, Ric.
 
2013-09-13 10:46:06 AM
Had to happen, as has happened before. May need PLAN AHEAd to get that flight number to accompany tho.  Hyvaenenaika!
 
2013-09-13 10:46:49 AM

Barnstormer: "Friday the 13th is considered bad luck in many countries and the number 666 also has strong negative biblical associations. "

Nice reportin' there, Ric.


I didn't realize there were so many Knights Templar still around.
 
2013-09-13 10:46:55 AM

unchellmatt: After years of coming to Fark, I already have a bus ticket.

Many of them.

Window seat.

[web.mit.edu image 352x278]


neasden. lol.
 
2013-09-13 10:49:46 AM
Came for Ed Force One.

Whatthefark delivered.
 
2013-09-13 11:03:16 AM

beerrun: Came for Ed Force One.

Whatthefark delivered.


Where as I came to read Ed Force One.

beerrun delivered.

/climb into the sky, never wonder why
 
2013-09-13 11:08:04 AM
Their next album will be recorded during the flight.

upload.wikimedia.org

Fighting over tickets has resulted in 90.000 deaths so far.
 
2013-09-13 11:09:50 AM

slapmastered: Otherwise known as the MOST METAL FLIGHT IN ALL OF HISTORY!

\m/ >_< \m/


upload.wikimedia.orgAGREES
 
2013-09-13 11:12:15 AM
cdn-5.accuracyproject.org
 
2013-09-13 11:14:47 AM

scottydoesntknow: ch ch ch
ah ah ah


Ki ki ki
Ma ma ma
 
2013-09-13 11:30:55 AM
Came for Ed Force One.

/Leaves happy
 
2013-09-13 11:35:16 AM

Martin The Mess: Heh.  An hour ago, my father and I went out for breakfast while we waited for his car to get its oil changed.  As we came in the door of the restaurant, the cash register was still showing the total from the previous ticket.

$6.66

I kid you not.  I remarked on it and we laughed it off.  But we didn't make the connection to it also being Friday the 13th.  Would probably have giggled even harder.


I worked in a convenience store in New Orleans. Rang up some items for a priest. Total with tax was $6.66. We had a good laugh over that one. Seriously true story.
 
2013-09-13 11:35:53 AM
I'll be going to Hel tomorrow. Fortunately it's just to drink beer and play music, then I can leave.
 
2013-09-13 11:36:57 AM

PainfulItching: Martin The Mess: Heh.  An hour ago, my father and I went out for breakfast while we waited for his car to get its oil changed.  As we came in the door of the restaurant, the cash register was still showing the total from the previous ticket.

$6.66

I kid you not.  I remarked on it and we laughed it off.  But we didn't make the connection to it also being Friday the 13th.  Would probably have giggled even harder.

I worked in a convenience store in New Orleans. Rang up some items for a priest. Total with tax was $6.66. We had a good laugh over that one. Seriously true story.


That's pretty surprising. Not that the total came up like that, but that he didn't freak out and grab something like a candy bar to change the total. I've seen multiple people do that.
 
2013-09-13 11:39:26 AM
Good luck.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-13 11:41:09 AM

scottydoesntknow: PainfulItching: Martin The Mess: Heh.  An hour ago, my father and I went out for breakfast while we waited for his car to get its oil changed.  As we came in the door of the restaurant, the cash register was still showing the total from the previous ticket.

$6.66

I kid you not.  I remarked on it and we laughed it off.  But we didn't make the connection to it also being Friday the 13th.  Would probably have giggled even harder.

I worked in a convenience store in New Orleans. Rang up some items for a priest. Total with tax was $6.66. We had a good laugh over that one. Seriously true story.

That's pretty surprising. Not that the total came up like that, but that he didn't freak out and grab something like a candy bar to change the total. I've seen multiple people do that.


He laughed first. I figured if it didn't bother him, I sure wasn't going to sweat it.
 
2013-09-13 11:45:04 AM
12 hours
12 months
and they forgot 12 in a dozen!!!
 
2013-09-13 11:45:55 AM

PainfulItching: scottydoesntknow: PainfulItching: Martin The Mess: Heh.  An hour ago, my father and I went out for breakfast while we waited for his car to get its oil changed.  As we came in the door of the restaurant, the cash register was still showing the total from the previous ticket.

$6.66

I kid you not.  I remarked on it and we laughed it off.  But we didn't make the connection to it also being Friday the 13th.  Would probably have giggled even harder.

I worked in a convenience store in New Orleans. Rang up some items for a priest. Total with tax was $6.66. We had a good laugh over that one. Seriously true story.

That's pretty surprising. Not that the total came up like that, but that he didn't freak out and grab something like a candy bar to change the total. I've seen multiple people do that.

He laughed first. I figured if it didn't bother him, I sure wasn't going to sweat it.


He's a priest, i.e. Catholic, so not all that concerned about Revelations.
 
2013-09-13 11:56:21 AM
 We're all counting on you.
 
2013-09-13 12:03:32 PM
"There are 12 hours, 12 months and in Christianity 12 apostles and this is a divine number. Add one more and it brings in a certain element of chaos," he said.

12 apostles + Christ = 13

CHAOS!!!
 
2013-09-13 12:14:09 PM

offmymeds: "There are 12 hours, 12 months and in Christianity 12 apostles and this is a divine number. Add one more and it brings in a certain element of chaos," he said.


12 apostles... 12 eggs in a dozen... This is where Easter Eggs come from!!!!
 
2013-09-13 12:32:56 PM

slapmastered: Otherwise known as the MOST METAL FLIGHT IN ALL OF HISTORY!

\m/ >_< \m/


The only thing that would make it better is if the Captain's name was Bruce, or Eddie

and this "Some airlines, like Scandinavian Airlines, take these fears seriously and don't have a row 13 on board" like hotels that don't have a 'thirteenth' floor is such utter crap. Do they think that when someone counts the rows they automatically go 11, 12, 14?
 
2013-09-13 12:41:02 PM
are their carry-ons all hand baskets?
 
2013-09-13 12:43:53 PM
When I clicked on the thread link, there were 42 posts and the thread had received +42 votes.

Makes you think. About how many number coincidences there are.

When Lewis Carroll aka Charles Lutwidge Dodgson was 42, Alice Liddall was 13. 42 is 13 in base 13.

Bless the Finns for being rational and ignoring the meaningless repetition of numbers.

After all, Hel is not Hell and 666 is only the Number of the Beast if it is actually attached to the Beast because "it is the number of a man". It is, in fact, the number of innumerable things given the fact that the numerology is based on your choice of the Hebrew, Greek and English alphabets slash number systems combined with random, arbitrary calculations.

For example, F is the 6th letter of the English Alphabet (it once existed in Greek and was the 6th letter there as well), while O is equal to 60 in English gemetria, and X is equal to 600.

FOX is therefore the number and the name of the Antichrist.

The British politician Fox brothers were certainly regarded as antichrist by eighteenth century Tories, which General (Maréchal) Foch was not popular with the Germans in the Great War.

Instead of arbitrarily juggling names and numbers until you come up with the desired result, you could just let the alphabet tell you that Fox News is the mouthpiece of the Beast 666. Works the same in Greek if you add the letter F back in and don't move the numerical values of the other letters.
 
2013-09-13 12:46:34 PM
Before they renamed the town, the road to Hull, now Gatineau, Quebec was well-traveled because the bars stayed open into the wee hours of the morning. It is now too late, but I thought that changing the road signs so that they read Hell instead of Hull would have been a good college prank. All you would have needed is stickers in the right font and colour background to fit over the "u".
 
2013-09-13 12:50:43 PM
Since I put absolutely no weight in ridiculous christian superstitious douche-baggery, then yes I would totally take that flight.

/need a vacation anyway
//Helsinki seems nice.
 
2013-09-13 01:03:08 PM

FarkerSnow: scottydoesntknow: ch ch ch
ah ah ah

Ki ki ki
Ma ma ma


I just recently learned this is the proper way...tmyk
 
2013-09-13 01:09:34 PM
www.thehistoryblog.com
 
2013-09-13 01:44:22 PM

unitednihilists: Since I put absolutely no weight in ridiculous christian superstitious douche-baggery, then yes I would totally take that flight.

/need a vacation anyway
//Helsinki seems nice.


Bring stuff
 
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