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(CNN)   Chinese CEO is tired of being breathlessly compared to Steve Jobs, just like American subby with Ron Jeremy   (money.cnn.com ) divider line 19
    More: Unlikely, Ron Jeremy, Xiaomi, Americans, China Mobile, multiple comparisons, Apple Inc.  
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2013-09-13 08:56:27 AM  
Subby, Puh-LEESE!!
 
2013-09-13 08:57:07 AM  
So subby is a short, ugly, troll like guy with a big dick?
 
2013-09-13 08:57:25 AM  
Short, fat, hairy, and hideously ugly? Sorry to hear that, subby.
 
2013-09-13 09:01:00 AM  
"I mean, sure," Lei relented, "I'm just as likely to use slave labor to make a fast buck as ol' Faith Heal My Cancer Guy there, but what CEO isn't?"
 
2013-09-13 09:08:10 AM  
There can only be one..
 
2013-09-13 09:14:48 AM  

RonJeremy: There can only be one..


Sword fight!
 
2013-09-13 09:17:42 AM  
That sucks.
 
2013-09-13 09:18:35 AM  

nosferatublue: RonJeremy: There can only be one..

Sword fight!


Stop talking about Ron Jeremy already!
 
2013-09-13 09:27:51 AM  
The cellular market in China is controlled by government owned companies.  10:1 this guy is somebody very important's son or brother or cousin, and 100:1 that he paid all the right bribes.   Is also why Apple is having market share trouble, they have the government actively legislating against them.
 
2013-09-13 09:54:43 AM  
so subby is tired of being called a hedge hog?
 
2013-09-13 09:55:15 AM  
Subby should have used Peter North instead.
 
2013-09-13 10:06:47 AM  

abhorrent1: So subby is a short, ugly, troll hedgehog-like guy with a big dick?

 
2013-09-13 10:19:18 AM  
let's be honest here.. most of us would want to live RJ's life even if it means looking like him!
 
2013-09-13 10:34:00 AM  
Subby forced himself on several women?

/had a sad when I found that out
 
2013-09-13 10:39:58 AM  

Gergesa: Subby should have used Peter North instead.


This. I don't think subby thought this one all the way through.
 
2013-09-13 12:26:29 PM  
Yeah subby,  the ladies all say "Ron Jeremy is farking huge, but you on the other hand are farking tiny."

/I never said it was a favorable comparison
 
2013-09-13 12:40:57 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Gergesa: Subby should have used Peter North instead.

This. I don't think subby thought this one all the way through.


I don't think so either on that one.

/PN didn't always do straight stuff.
 
2013-09-13 12:44:03 PM  
"Stop calling me the 'Shanzhai Steve Jobs'!"

-Shanzhai Steve Jobs
 
2013-09-13 07:15:04 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Short, fat, hairy, and hideously ugly? Sorry to hear that, subby.


Done in 3!
 
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