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(CNN)   US Consulate in Herat Afghanistan attacked   (edition.cnn.com) divider line 59
    More: News, Afghanistan, Afghanistan's Herat, U.S., u.s. consulate, Afghan National Security Forces, Herat Province  
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2013-09-12 11:55:50 PM  
8 votes:
This will be Obama's Fugazi.
2013-09-13 12:00:47 AM  
6 votes:
US Consulate suffers Herat attack.
2013-09-13 12:22:32 AM  
5 votes:
I wonder who will get blamed for this massive Herat attackackackackack.

/you oughta know by know!
2013-09-12 11:56:48 PM  
4 votes:
The Taliban just directly email CNN now?
2013-09-13 12:15:53 AM  
3 votes:

JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?


Yes, but they're all large Cheeto-stained WoW players, to emphasize how hard they have failed.
2013-09-13 12:01:51 AM  
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-09-12 11:59:40 PM  
3 votes:
grabbbb.it
2013-09-13 06:23:44 AM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


Any blame directed at Obama  is based on racism and possibly homophobia.


3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-13 01:47:58 AM  
2 votes:

Notabunny: Pin Fiften Clob: It's beginning
[secret_signal.jpg]

Obama orchestrated this attack to keep the Republicans from voting to shut down the government. It makes you wonder who Obama is going to attack to put off the debt ceiling vote in November.


Texas?
4.bp.blogspot.comgranucci.com
He's gonna attack Texas, right?
2013-09-13 12:25:44 AM  
2 votes:
While our thoughts and prayers should be with those brave Americans who are spreading democracy abroad, in these uncertain times we need to keep our eye on the ball and find a way to blame this on Hilary.
2013-09-13 12:25:29 AM  
2 votes:

JesusJuice: Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.

I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".


So those vaginas would be carpet munchers.
2013-09-13 12:19:19 AM  
2 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.


I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".
2013-09-13 12:17:07 AM  
2 votes:

Iczer: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

$100 says they also try to bake it into some royal class derp by attempting to link it to 9/11 too.


That would be like betting on whether or not a stray dog will eat their vomit
2013-09-13 12:12:39 AM  
2 votes:

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


Maybe in time.

Right now it's still a Minor Threat.
2013-09-13 12:11:06 AM  
2 votes:

moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate Casbah

2013-09-13 12:09:35 AM  
2 votes:

darkmayo: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

I'm sure he is sitting in the waiting room right now.


I am sure he's a patient boy.
2013-09-13 12:09:23 AM  
2 votes:

BafflerMeal: [5.mshcdn.com image 500x322]


www.bitlogic.com
2013-09-13 12:07:35 AM  
2 votes:
5.mshcdn.com
2013-09-13 12:04:06 AM  
2 votes:

JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?


Yeah, but the virgins are goats.
2013-09-13 12:02:32 AM  
2 votes:
The hosts of Fox and Friends just collectively peed themselves with excitement.
2013-09-13 12:02:09 AM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


I thought it was because of a YouTube video.
2013-09-13 12:01:11 AM  
2 votes:

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


Knows his fugazis..

i149.photobucket.com /Forget About It
2013-09-13 12:00:27 AM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-09-13 12:00:20 AM  
2 votes:
Seems like 9/12 is the new date of choice for terrorists.

\Oh, hai NSA guy. Sorry I typed all the keywords in one post.
\\ nothing to see here
2013-09-12 11:59:54 PM  
2 votes:
Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?
2013-09-12 11:57:20 PM  
2 votes:

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


This will be Benbamma's Febreezie.
2013-09-13 08:33:46 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


Why would he be blamed? He already said the war on terrorism is over. These are just people clinging to their guns and religion in order to embarass him
2013-09-13 02:56:01 AM  
1 votes:

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: cynicalminion: JesusJuice: Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.

I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".

wrong thread.

The US is winning the hearts and minds of the Afridi with goat ho's.


it must be almost bed time, we have donkey dicks and goat ho's(sic) in the thread.  time to bail.
2013-09-13 02:46:02 AM  
1 votes:

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


No, this is a Minor Threat.
2013-09-13 01:48:10 AM  
1 votes:
You go to believe!
3.bp.blogspot.com
Herat a tat boom?

2013-09-13 01:43:39 AM  
1 votes:
cbssports.com
2013-09-13 12:55:40 AM  
1 votes:
www.ihatethemedia.com
2013-09-13 12:50:10 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.


shirtshovel.com
2013-09-13 12:42:56 AM  
1 votes:
Can we go and blow some shiat up now?  How about wasting someone just for the fun of it?  C'mon, man!  Maybe, at the least, cause a camel stampede.
2013-09-13 12:32:14 AM  
1 votes:
REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!
2013-09-13 12:29:35 AM  
1 votes:

marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?


Saw that and immediately went to a mailing list/accidental reply all joke.
2013-09-13 12:26:54 AM  
1 votes:

JesusJuice: Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.

I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".


Well, you wouldn't be wrong.
2013-09-13 12:23:25 AM  
1 votes:
This will be Obama's Flowbee.
2013-09-13 12:21:10 AM  
1 votes:

what_now: Why the hell do we have a consulate in Afghanistan? Do we get a lot of tourists?


Yeah. All of them in uniform.
2013-09-13 12:17:02 AM  
1 votes:
Is it a scandal yet?
2013-09-13 12:16:23 AM  
1 votes:
What?  Bombings in a region renown for people blowing themselves up for their invisible sky wizard?  Whodathunkit?
2013-09-13 12:13:11 AM  
1 votes:

LordJiro: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate Casbah


Sharif don't like it.
2013-09-13 12:12:07 AM  
1 votes:

Pin Fiften Clob: It's beginning
[secret_signal.jpg]


Obama orchestrated this attack to keep the Republicans from voting to shut down the government. It makes you wonder who Obama is going to attack to put off the debt ceiling vote in November.
2013-09-13 12:11:53 AM  
1 votes:
It wasn't a bomb blast, it was a motorcycle backfiring after the drive forgot to put oil into his motorbike. The reports of gunfight were actually flatulent pigs that were being herded to market by local farmers. And there were no injuries to the Afghan security forces, except for a stubbed toe when one of the guards tripped over a pig.

Nothing to see citizen, move along.

Oh, and the ambassador is fine, except we have no idea where he is.
2013-09-13 12:11:48 AM  
1 votes:
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-09-13 12:11:13 AM  
1 votes:
Has Fox News already entered full derp mode and asking about the security, why we're not pursuing those involved, etc. yet?
2013-09-13 12:07:35 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate

CLOSE ENOUGH! BENGHAZI! OBAMA! LIBYA! SYRIA! TERRORISTS! BOMBS! DEATH! DERP!

You write the Fox News crawlers, don't you?


I'm considering making them an offer.
2013-09-13 12:06:24 AM  
1 votes:
The email probably just said KEKEKE GG
2013-09-13 12:05:01 AM  
1 votes:
It's beginning
www.theblaze.com
2013-09-13 12:03:53 AM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-13 12:03:06 AM  
1 votes:

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


I'm sure he is sitting in the waiting room right now.
2013-09-13 12:02:07 AM  
1 votes:
I bet Miley Cirus Twerking is to blame.. If not, does anyone know what video is responsible for this attack?
2013-09-13 12:01:49 AM  
1 votes:
cdn.chud.com
2013-09-13 12:01:37 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate

CLOSE ENOUGH! BENGHAZI! OBAMA! LIBYA! SYRIA! TERRORISTS! BOMBS! DEATH! DERP!


You write the Fox News crawlers, don't you?
2013-09-13 12:01:34 AM  
1 votes:
FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:  What really happened???? #HERAT
2013-09-12 11:59:44 PM  
1 votes:
Well, at least she has an answer to her question now.....
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-12 11:59:29 PM  
1 votes:
This is Obamas Waterloo
2013-09-12 11:58:45 PM  
1 votes:
TFA  "The Taliban claimed responsibility for the attack in an e-mail to CNN. "

I bet they send their emails to Wolf Blitzer
2013-09-12 11:58:38 PM  
1 votes:

moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate


CLOSE ENOUGH! BENGHAZI! OBAMA! LIBYA! SYRIA! TERRORISTS! BOMBS! DEATH! DERP!
 
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