ClintonKun2013-09-13 12:06:09 AMLet's get this out of the way before the Potato Brigade comes derping in. Embassy attacks under the Bush administration:January 22, 2002. Calcutta, India. Gunmen associated with Harkat-ul-Jihad al-Islami attack the U.S. Consulate. Five people are killed.June 14, 2002. Karachi, Pakistan. Suicide bomber connected with al Qaeda attacks the U.S. Consulate, killing 12 and injuring 51.October 12, 2002. Denpasar, Indonesia. U.S. diplomatic offices bombed as part of a string of "Bali Bombings." No fatalities.February 28, 2003. Islamabad, Pakistan. Several gunmen fire upon the U.S. Embassy. Two people are killed.May 12, 2003. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Armed al Qaeda terrorists storm the diplomatic compound, killing 36 people including nine Americans. The assailants committed suicide by detonating a truck bomb.July 30, 2004. Tashkent, Uzbekistan. A suicide bomber from the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan attacks the U.S. Embassy, killing two people.December 6, 2004. Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. Al Qaeda terrorists storm the U.S. Consulate and occupy the perimeter wall. Nine people are killed.March 2, 2006. Karachi, Pakistan again. Suicide bomber attacks the U.S. Consulate killing four people, including U.S. diplomat David Foy who was directly targeted by the attackers. (I wonder if Lindsey Graham or Fox News would even recognize the name "David Foy." This is the third Karachi terrorist attack in four years on what's considered American soil.)September 12, 2006. Damascus, Syria. Four armed gunmen shouting "Allahu akbar" storm the U.S. Embassy using grenades, automatic weapons, a car bomb and a truck bomb. Four people are killed, 13 are wounded.January 12, 2007. Athens, Greece. Members of a Greek terrorist group called the Revolutionary Struggle fire a rocket-propelled grenade at the U.S. Embassy. No fatalities.March 18, 2008. Sana'a, Yemen. Members of the al-Qaeda-linked Islamic Jihad of Yemen fire a mortar at the U.S. Embassy. The shot misses the embassy, but hits nearby school killing two.July 9, 2008. Istanbul, Turkey. Four armed terrorists attack the U.S. Consulate. Six people are killed.September 17, 2008. Sana'a, Yemen. Terrorists dressed as military officials attack the U.S. Embassy with an arsenal of weapons including RPGs and detonate two car bombs. Sixteen people are killed, including an American student and her husband (they had been married for three weeks when the attack occurred). This is the second attack on this embassy in seven months.In other words, shiat can happen at consulates and embassies. Beef up security for next time. Don't derp and obsess over imagined conspiracies, Republicans.
Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?
ClintonKun: Don't derp and obsess over imagined conspiracies, Republicans.
utsagrad123: US Consulate suffers Herat attack.
GyrfalconSo is Obama being blamed yet?
Rhino_man: hasty ambush: [polination.files.wordpress.com image 850x648]Definitely has nothing to do with the fact that alQaeda was sending its fighters to Iraq to fark with us, and thus were more able to fark with us in Afghanistan when the war in Iraq ended...[themcglynn.com image 346x340]Nope... nothing to do with that at all.
jaytkay: Ask a teatard to point out Afghanistan and Benghazi on a map./ I know it's mean, but still
LonMead: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?I thought it was because of a YouTube video.
CPT Ethanolic: Great, this will probably mean everything gets shut down again here in Kandahar. (Been shut down since WED because of the 9/11 anniversary).
tetsoushima: rohar: tetsoushima: tetsoushima: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".Ashcanistan.Half-a-cann-ed-hamfark PakistanWe can make jokes about the Holocaust, endemic racism, teen suicide, a little retarded girl who can count to a certain root vegetable, but we can't say bad words.What, a little retarded jew girl with self esteem issues isn't funny?I never made the claim that any of those things were anything less than hysterical. The idea that we can't swear on a website where you can say those things seems silly.
ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".Ashcanistan.Half-a-cann-ed-ham
PsiChick: HawgWild: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]This is almost exactly the mental image I got of the situation./welcometofarkafghanistan.jpeg
Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".Ashcanistan.
HawgWild: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]
AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!
Gyrfalcon: LordJiro: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea near the U.S. Consulate CasbahHm.I don't like it.
Iczer: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?$100 says they also try to bake it into some royal class derp by attempting to link it to 9/11 too.
Notabunny: Pin Fiften Clob: It's beginning[secret_signal.jpg]Obama orchestrated this attack to keep the Republicans from voting to shut down the government. It makes you wonder who Obama is going to attack to put off the debt ceiling vote in November.
JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?
LordJiro: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea near the U.S. Consulate Casbah
skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.
moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea near the U.S. Consulate Casbah
jnapier: Well, at least she has an answer to her question now.....[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x375]
Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea near the U.S. ConsulateCLOSE ENOUGH! BENGHAZI! OBAMA! LIBYA! SYRIA! TERRORISTS! BOMBS! DEATH! DERP!You write the Fox News crawlers, don't you?
Gyrfalcon: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea near the U.S. ConsulateCLOSE ENOUGH! BENGHAZI! OBAMA! LIBYA! SYRIA! TERRORISTS! BOMBS! DEATH! DERP!
Pin Fiften Clob: TFA "The Taliban claimed responsibility for the attack in an e-mail to CNN. "I bet they send their emails to Wolf Blitzer
marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?
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