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2013-09-12 11:55:36 PM
So is Obama being blamed yet?
 
2013-09-12 11:55:50 PM
This will be Obama's Fugazi.
 
2013-09-12 11:56:31 PM
Benghazigate! Derp!
 
2013-09-12 11:56:39 PM

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


Wait for it...
 
2013-09-12 11:56:39 PM
Terrorists?
 
2013-09-12 11:56:48 PM
The Taliban just directly email CNN now?
 
2013-09-12 11:57:20 PM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


This will be Benbamma's Febreezie.
 
2013-09-12 11:57:46 PM
A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate
 
2013-09-12 11:57:52 PM

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


Unpossible. No Americans killed, and they insisted that it didn't matter in other attacks because of that. They'd be incredible hypocrites to make a stink about this.
 
2013-09-12 11:57:59 PM
Great, this will probably mean everything gets shut down again here in Kandahar.  (Been shut down since WED because of the 9/11 anniversary).
 
2013-09-12 11:58:06 PM

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


$100 says they also try to bake it into some royal class derp by attempting to link it to 9/11 too.
 
2013-09-12 11:58:16 PM

marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?


And take credit for attacks that might be regarded in some circles as a complete failure?
 
2013-09-12 11:58:38 PM

moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate


CLOSE ENOUGH! BENGHAZI! OBAMA! LIBYA! SYRIA! TERRORISTS! BOMBS! DEATH! DERP!
 
2013-09-12 11:58:45 PM
TFA  "The Taliban claimed responsibility for the attack in an e-mail to CNN. "

I bet they send their emails to Wolf Blitzer
 
2013-09-12 11:58:53 PM

moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate


Listen here you bleeding hart liebrul!  AMERICA IS BEING ATTACKED BECAUSE Barak HUSSEIN Obama didn't bomb Syria yet, or not!!!
 
2013-09-12 11:58:59 PM

swingbozo: Benghazigate! Derp!


DRINK!
 
2013-09-12 11:59:08 PM

vygramul: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

Unpossible. No Americans killed, and they insisted that it didn't matter in other attacks because of that. They'd be incredible hypocrites to make a stink about this.


Since when has that stopped them?
 
2013-09-12 11:59:29 PM
This is Obamas Waterloo
 
2013-09-12 11:59:40 PM
grabbbb.it
 
2013-09-12 11:59:44 PM
Well, at least she has an answer to her question now.....
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-12 11:59:54 PM
Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?
 
2013-09-13 12:00:04 AM
That's messed up. It's almost like we're at war or sumthin.
 
2013-09-13 12:00:18 AM

Iczer: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

$100 says they also try to bake it into some royal class derp by attempting to link it to 9/11 too.


But ... it's 9/13 over there right now!
 
2013-09-13 12:00:20 AM
Seems like 9/12 is the new date of choice for terrorists.

\Oh, hai NSA guy. Sorry I typed all the keywords in one post.
\\ nothing to see here
 
2013-09-13 12:00:27 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-13 12:00:47 AM
US Consulate suffers Herat attack.
 
2013-09-13 12:01:06 AM
Close the consulate. We don't need a presence in Afghanistan. Its just a tempting target.

/problem solved
 
2013-09-13 12:01:10 AM

Pin Fiften Clob: TFA  "The Taliban claimed responsibility for the attack in an e-mail to CNN. "

I bet they send their emails to Wolf Blitzer


I think Wolf is Facebook friends with the Taliban.
 
2013-09-13 12:01:11 AM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


Knows his fugazis..

i149.photobucket.com /Forget About It
 
2013-09-13 12:01:27 AM
Why the hell do we have a consulate in Afghanistan? Do we get a lot of tourists?
 
2013-09-13 12:01:34 AM
FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:  What really happened???? #HERAT
 
2013-09-13 12:01:37 AM

Gyrfalcon: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate

CLOSE ENOUGH! BENGHAZI! OBAMA! LIBYA! SYRIA! TERRORISTS! BOMBS! DEATH! DERP!


You write the Fox News crawlers, don't you?
 
2013-09-13 12:01:49 AM
cdn.chud.com
 
2013-09-13 12:01:51 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-13 12:01:59 AM

moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate


During the battle, the truck exploded, Harf said, causing major damage
 of the consulate.

/derp
 
2013-09-13 12:02:06 AM
ZOMG HERATAGATE!!!!!!
 
2013-09-13 12:02:07 AM
I bet Miley Cirus Twerking is to blame.. If not, does anyone know what video is responsible for this attack?
 
2013-09-13 12:02:09 AM

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


I thought it was because of a YouTube video.
 
2013-09-13 12:02:32 AM
The hosts of Fox and Friends just collectively peed themselves with excitement.
 
2013-09-13 12:03:06 AM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


I'm sure he is sitting in the waiting room right now.
 
2013-09-13 12:03:53 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-13 12:04:06 AM

JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?


Yeah, but the virgins are goats.
 
2013-09-13 12:05:01 AM
It's beginning
www.theblaze.com
 
2013-09-13 12:06:09 AM
Let's get this out of the way before the Potato Brigade comes derping in. Embassy attacks under the Bush administration:

January 22, 2002. Calcutta, India. Gunmen associated with Harkat-ul-Jihad al-Islami attack the U.S. Consulate. Five people are killed.
June 14, 2002. Karachi, Pakistan. Suicide bomber connected with al Qaeda attacks the U.S. Consulate, killing 12 and injuring 51.
October 12, 2002. Denpasar, Indonesia. U.S. diplomatic offices bombed as part of a string of "Bali Bombings." No fatalities.
February 28, 2003. Islamabad, Pakistan. Several gunmen fire upon the U.S. Embassy. Two people are killed.
May 12, 2003. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Armed al Qaeda terrorists storm the diplomatic compound, killing 36 people including nine Americans. The assailants committed suicide by detonating a truck bomb.
July 30, 2004. Tashkent, Uzbekistan. A suicide bomber from the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan attacks the U.S. Embassy, killing two people.
December 6, 2004. Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. Al Qaeda terrorists storm the U.S. Consulate and occupy the perimeter wall. Nine people are killed.
March 2, 2006. Karachi, Pakistan again. Suicide bomber attacks the U.S. Consulate killing four people, including U.S. diplomat David Foy who was directly targeted by the attackers. (I wonder if Lindsey Graham or Fox News would even recognize the name "David Foy." This is the third Karachi terrorist attack in four years on what's considered American soil.)
September 12, 2006. Damascus, Syria. Four armed gunmen shouting "Allahu akbar" storm the U.S. Embassy using grenades, automatic weapons, a car bomb and a truck bomb. Four people are killed, 13 are wounded.
January 12, 2007. Athens, Greece. Members of a Greek terrorist group called the Revolutionary Struggle fire a rocket-propelled grenade at the U.S. Embassy. No fatalities.
March 18, 2008. Sana'a, Yemen. Members of the al-Qaeda-linked Islamic Jihad of Yemen fire a mortar at the U.S. Embassy. The shot misses the embassy, but hits nearby school killing two.
July 9, 2008. Istanbul, Turkey. Four armed terrorists attack the U.S. Consulate. Six people are killed.
September 17, 2008. Sana'a, Yemen. Terrorists dressed as military officials attack the U.S. Embassy with an arsenal of weapons including RPGs and detonate two car bombs. Sixteen people are killed, including an American student and her husband (they had been married for three weeks when the attack occurred). This is the second attack on this embassy in seven months.


In other words, shiat can happen at consulates and embassies. Beef up security for next time. Don't derp and obsess over imagined conspiracies, Republicans.
 
2013-09-13 12:06:24 AM
The email probably just said KEKEKE GG
 
2013-09-13 12:07:35 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate

CLOSE ENOUGH! BENGHAZI! OBAMA! LIBYA! SYRIA! TERRORISTS! BOMBS! DEATH! DERP!

You write the Fox News crawlers, don't you?


I'm considering making them an offer.
 
2013-09-13 12:07:35 AM

Danger Avoid Death: vygramul: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

Unpossible. No Americans killed, and they insisted that it didn't matter in other attacks because of that. They'd be incredible hypocrites to make a stink about this.

Since when has that stopped them?


Give me a minute, I'm sure I'll think of when...
 
2013-09-13 12:07:35 AM
5.mshcdn.com
 
2013-09-13 12:08:11 AM

jnapier: Well, at least she has an answer to her question now.....
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x375]


She does? What difference does it make?
 
2013-09-13 12:08:50 AM
I'm not sure what to think about this, until I'm properly advised by a fake PhD at the institute for moar war.
 
2013-09-13 12:08:57 AM
I am deeply concerned that Obama might have invited this attack, not deliberately, but because he projects weakness. Or something.
 
2013-09-13 12:09:23 AM

BafflerMeal: [5.mshcdn.com image 500x322]


www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-09-13 12:09:35 AM

darkmayo: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

I'm sure he is sitting in the waiting room right now.


I am sure he's a patient boy.
 
2013-09-13 12:09:54 AM
Ask a teatard to point out Afghanistan and Benghazi on a map./ I know it's mean, but still
 
2013-09-13 12:11:06 AM

moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate Casbah

 
2013-09-13 12:11:13 AM
Has Fox News already entered full derp mode and asking about the security, why we're not pursuing those involved, etc. yet?
 
2013-09-13 12:11:48 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-13 12:11:53 AM
It wasn't a bomb blast, it was a motorcycle backfiring after the drive forgot to put oil into his motorbike. The reports of gunfight were actually flatulent pigs that were being herded to market by local farmers. And there were no injuries to the Afghan security forces, except for a stubbed toe when one of the guards tripped over a pig.

Nothing to see citizen, move along.

Oh, and the ambassador is fine, except we have no idea where he is.
 
2013-09-13 12:12:07 AM

Pin Fiften Clob: It's beginning
[secret_signal.jpg]


Obama orchestrated this attack to keep the Republicans from voting to shut down the government. It makes you wonder who Obama is going to attack to put off the debt ceiling vote in November.
 
2013-09-13 12:12:27 AM
I think the best thing we can do to show the Taliban we mean business and we're not going to take their shiat after 9/11 is to withdraw most of our forces. That'll show them.
 
2013-09-13 12:12:39 AM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


Maybe in time.

Right now it's still a Minor Threat.
 
2013-09-13 12:13:11 AM

LordJiro: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate Casbah


Sharif don't like it.
 
2013-09-13 12:13:23 AM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


What'd'ya mean it's a fugazi?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-13 12:14:01 AM

LordJiro: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate Casbah


Hm.

I don't like it.
 
2013-09-13 12:14:35 AM
"Uhmmm...like.. chaaaa, there's like a war going over there and stuff"
 
2013-09-13 12:15:53 AM

JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?


Yes, but they're all large Cheeto-stained WoW players, to emphasize how hard they have failed.
 
2013-09-13 12:16:01 AM

Notabunny: Pin Fiften Clob: It's beginning
[secret_signal.jpg]

Obama orchestrated this attack to keep the Republicans from voting to shut down the government. It makes you wonder who Obama is going to attack to put off the debt ceiling vote in November.


I wouldn't be surprised to see that type of chyron on Fox News tomorrow.
 
2013-09-13 12:16:23 AM
What?  Bombings in a region renown for people blowing themselves up for their invisible sky wizard?  Whodathunkit?
 
2013-09-13 12:17:02 AM
Is it a scandal yet?
 
2013-09-13 12:17:07 AM

Iczer: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

$100 says they also try to bake it into some royal class derp by attempting to link it to 9/11 too.


That would be like betting on whether or not a stray dog will eat their vomit
 
2013-09-13 12:18:08 AM

Gyrfalcon: LordJiro: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate Casbah

Hm.

I don't like it.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-13 12:19:19 AM

Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.


I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".
 
2013-09-13 12:20:00 AM

Snapper Carr: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

Maybe in time.

Right now it's still a Minor Threat.


But perhaps his time is water down a drain.
 
2013-09-13 12:20:31 AM
GOP response tomorrow: "The tyrant Obama has put troops into Afghanistan without consulting Congress."
 
2013-09-13 12:21:10 AM

what_now: Why the hell do we have a consulate in Afghanistan? Do we get a lot of tourists?


Yeah. All of them in uniform.
 
2013-09-13 12:22:32 AM
I wonder who will get blamed for this massive Herat attackackackackack.

/you oughta know by know!
 
2013-09-13 12:23:25 AM
This will be Obama's Flowbee.
 
2013-09-13 12:25:26 AM

JesusJuice: Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.

I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".


Im sh'Allah.
 
2013-09-13 12:25:29 AM

JesusJuice: Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.

I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".


So those vaginas would be carpet munchers.
 
2013-09-13 12:25:44 AM
While our thoughts and prayers should be with those brave Americans who are spreading democracy abroad, in these uncertain times we need to keep our eye on the ball and find a way to blame this on Hilary.
 
2013-09-13 12:26:12 AM

utsagrad123: US Consulate suffers Herat attack.


much better headline
 
2013-09-13 12:26:25 AM
The crap...
The fan...
and,...
The end.
 
2013-09-13 12:26:54 AM

JesusJuice: Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.

I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".


Well, you wouldn't be wrong.
 
2013-09-13 12:29:35 AM

marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?


Saw that and immediately went to a mailing list/accidental reply all joke.
 
2013-09-13 12:29:39 AM
This is Obama's Herat
 
2013-09-13 12:32:14 AM
REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!
 
2013-09-13 12:33:21 AM

marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?


Could be worse
@talibaba
we totes dropped da bombed it,,lol
 
2013-09-13 12:33:36 AM
I think they are mad about the video about the guy b coming out of surgery?
 
2013-09-13 12:34:34 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: While our thoughts and prayers should be with those brave Americans who are spreading democracy abroad, in these uncertain times we need to keep our eye on the ball and find a way to blame this on Hilary.


Kerry is SOS now, He's the one to take it on the chin.
 
2013-09-13 12:35:04 AM
This is Obama's 'Mitt Romney Smiling After Benghazi Speech'
 
2013-09-13 12:37:12 AM
 
2013-09-13 12:37:17 AM

tinyarena: marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?

Could be worse
@talibaba
we totes dropped da bombed it,,lol


When you are an attention whore, you know how to reach your customers
 
2013-09-13 12:37:20 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-13 12:37:47 AM

AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!


Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".
 
2013-09-13 12:38:55 AM

BafflerMeal:


That's racist!

/Yay I added racism to this thread!
//You're welcome.
 
2013-09-13 12:39:15 AM

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


No, but apparently you feel that you already need to raise the shields. The wicked flee when no man pursues.
 
2013-09-13 12:40:12 AM

Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".


The GOP will just chant 'IMPEACHMENT!'

They'll be silent when asked why they chant it
 
2013-09-13 12:40:33 AM
I can't snark about this. Too close to home after spending six months in country. Here's hoping everyone is okay except for the terrorists committing this atrocity.
 
2013-09-13 12:42:22 AM
Be still my bombing Herat.
 
2013-09-13 12:42:56 AM
Can we go and blow some shiat up now?  How about wasting someone just for the fun of it?  C'mon, man!  Maybe, at the least, cause a camel stampede.
 
2013-09-13 12:43:53 AM

Primerpony: BafflerMeal:

That's racist!

/Yay I added racism to this thread!
//You're welcome.


And that's how we do things in the racooniverse.
 
2013-09-13 12:45:28 AM

jjorsett: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

No, but apparently you feel that you already need to raise the shields. The wicked flee when no man pursues.


Cuz there are ZERO examples of right wingers going bat-shiat crazy trying to blame Obama for any and everything.

You being a perfect example.
 
2013-09-13 12:46:04 AM
The Taliban claimed responsibility for the attack in an e-mail to CNN.

This sentence perplexes the shiat out of me.

I understand insurgents/terrorists attacking a US consulate in a war torn middle eastern country. But since when does the Taliban have an official email account? Where is a copy of this email? That would be the newsworthy thing.

From: j­imbob[nospam-﹫-backwards]nab­i­l­atnimann­a­*co­m
To: e­r­ic­[nospam-﹫-backwards]n­nc*com
Subject: About This Morning
Hey Eric,

It's me Jim Bob over in the NW province of Pakistan. Heard your kids did great at the little league championships over the weekend. Oh, and by the way, that attempting bombing of a US consulate over in Herat province of Afghanistan was my guys. See you at next week's staff meeting!
 
2013-09-13 12:46:59 AM

Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".


Ashcanistan.
 
2013-09-13 12:49:12 AM

CPT Ethanolic: Great, this will probably mean everything gets shut down again here in Kandahar.  (Been shut down since WED because of the 9/11 anniversary).


Negative, things have been back open. You are free to go to salsa night.
 
2013-09-13 12:49:29 AM
Is Herat a scandal yet?
 
2013-09-13 12:49:33 AM

HawgWild: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]


This is almost exactly the mental image I got of the situation.

/welcometofarkafghanistan.jpeg
 
2013-09-13 12:50:08 AM
truck full of attackers start a gun fight and the truck blows up. no Americans dead. some damage to the front gate of the consulate.
so in other words

Thursday in Afghanistan

meanwhile Boulder Colo is being swept away
 
2013-09-13 12:50:10 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.


shirtshovel.com
 
2013-09-13 12:50:47 AM

jjorsett: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

No, but apparently you feel that you already need to raise the shields. The wicked flee when no man pursues.


Oooh, we're doing epigrams now? How about this one: GOP farkwads seeking to make political hay out of attacks on U.S. consulates should spend eternity in hell with a donkey dick in each orifice.

That's attributable to Martial, not me. Still works, though.
 
2013-09-13 12:53:56 AM
This wouldn't have happened if Obama hadn't put his feet up on his desk.
 
2013-09-13 12:54:10 AM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


Repeater?
 
2013-09-13 12:54:12 AM
www.aljazeera.com
 
2013-09-13 12:54:45 AM
Although this just might be a Minor Threat.
 
2013-09-13 12:55:40 AM
www.ihatethemedia.com
 
2013-09-13 12:58:00 AM

jjorsett: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

No, but apparently you feel that you already need to raise the shields. The wicked flee when no man pursues.


i.imgflip.com
 
2013-09-13 12:58:40 AM

tripleseven: Snapper Carr: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

Maybe in time.

Right now it's still a Minor Threat.

But perhaps his time is water down a drain.


We are all bigots, so filled with hatred, we release our poison...  gas that is.

I should of read the comments first, or maybe not.
 
2013-09-13 12:59:02 AM
Sounds like someone got stiffed on there on heroin proceeds.
 
2013-09-13 12:59:36 AM

King Something: I wonder who will get blamed for this massive Herat attackackackackack.

/you oughta know by know!


this made me laugh far more than it should have.
 
2013-09-13 01:00:05 AM

PsiChick: HawgWild: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

This is almost exactly the mental image I got of the situation.

/welcometofarkafghanistan.jpeg


PsiChick, you minx, stop falling in love with me!
 
2013-09-13 01:00:08 AM

marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?


cool isn't it. man war sure has changed with this asymmetrical stuff. first you have the physical attack then the PR follow up.

sad really, we don't seem to have learned shiat either watching the soviets or all the years we've been there. and yet the taliban who we consider third world rag tag no accounts have fought us to a draw in afghanistan in 12 years.
 
2013-09-13 01:02:25 AM
Jesus H. Chrysler, why do we have any Americans over in that country?  Just get them all out and right it off as training for our soldiers.
 
2013-09-13 01:03:36 AM
www.joblo.com
 
2013-09-13 01:07:44 AM

ClintonKun: Don't derp and obsess over imagined conspiracies, Republicans.


You are asking Republicans to give up the true essence of what it means be Republican.
 
2013-09-13 01:12:53 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.


Half-a-cann-ed-ham
 
2013-09-13 01:14:29 AM

ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.

Half-a-cann-ed-ham


fark Pakistan
 
2013-09-13 01:17:50 AM

tetsoushima: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.

Half-a-cann-ed-ham

fark Pakistan


We can make jokes about the Holocaust, endemic racism, teen suicide, a little retarded girl who can count to a certain root vegetable, but we can't say bad words.
 
2013-09-13 01:18:13 AM
Hmm, I see a lot of conservative trying to shift the blame from themselves - mainly because they are hypocritical garbage.

Tell me "Conservatives", when do the "dead-enders" stop?  Or are your Gods, GW BUsh, Cheney et al filthy f**king morons, just like you, and the war started by "conservatives" and executed by "conservatives" just an excuse to kill a lot of people because "conservatives" are filthy Satan acolytes who love to kill innocent babies (after they are born, of course) and then run away like cowards and blame the whole mess that they 100% caused on someone else.

Christ, is there any US "Christian" "Conservative" that isn't sucking off Satan right now?  Personally, I am drunk and tired of your pussy-assed, hypocritical ways.  Are all brain f**king dead?  Is your hatred of a man - who happens to have dark skin - so repellant to you that you would f**k your children in order to tell the world how uppity he is?

Here's a f**king clue.  Either kill them all, man, woman and child or don't get in a war there.
 
2013-09-13 01:19:11 AM

tetsoushima: tetsoushima: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.

Half-a-cann-ed-ham

fark Pakistan

We can make jokes about the Holocaust, endemic racism, teen suicide, a little retarded girl who can count to a certain root vegetable, but we can't say bad words.


Someone might get offended.
 
2013-09-13 01:23:00 AM
Obama probably told the terrorists where it was located, because he hates America.
 
2013-09-13 01:25:13 AM

tetsoushima: tetsoushima: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.

Half-a-cann-ed-ham

fark Pakistan

We can make jokes about the Holocaust, endemic racism, teen suicide, a little retarded girl who can count to a certain root vegetable, but we can't say bad words.


What, a little retarded jew girl with self esteem issues isn't funny?
 
2013-09-13 01:29:26 AM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


Pretentious AND overrated?
 
2013-09-13 01:30:01 AM

Begoggle: Obama probably told the terrorists where it was located, because he hates America.


He led them through the secret path around behind the two companies guarding the pass.
 
2013-09-13 01:30:15 AM
\\i651.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-13 01:30:18 AM

rohar: tetsoushima: tetsoushima: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.

Half-a-cann-ed-ham

fark Pakistan

We can make jokes about the Holocaust, endemic racism, teen suicide, a little retarded girl who can count to a certain root vegetable, but we can't say bad words.

What, a little retarded jew girl with self esteem issues isn't funny?


I never made the claim that any of those things were anything less than hysterical.  The idea that we can't swear on a website where you can say those things seems silly.
 
2013-09-13 01:32:22 AM
My brother just yesterday left Afghanistan after being deployed there with his NG unit for the last year. He's not even home yet, just...out of country and on the way. Just in time, I guess. Although Kabul and Kandahar are 280 miles apart as the crow flies. Thanks, Google Earth!
 
2013-09-13 01:36:20 AM

tetsoushima: rohar: tetsoushima: tetsoushima: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.

Half-a-cann-ed-ham

fark Pakistan

We can make jokes about the Holocaust, endemic racism, teen suicide, a little retarded girl who can count to a certain root vegetable, but we can't say bad words.

What, a little retarded jew girl with self esteem issues isn't funny?

I never made the claim that any of those things were anything less than hysterical.  The idea that we can't swear on a website where you can say those things seems silly.


Reminds me of this thread ...

/and many others
 
2013-09-13 01:39:03 AM

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


Sure, why not?

/someone had to say it
//after 100+ comments shrieking about Rethuglicans that are going to say something mean about this ANY SECOND NOW
///I got popcorn, let's get this derpfest started
 
2013-09-13 01:42:02 AM

marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?


They're totes friends on Facebook!
 
2013-09-13 01:42:07 AM
This is Obama's Katrina
 
2013-09-13 01:42:21 AM

jnapier: Well, at least she has an answer to her question now.....
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x375]


OMFG, people who hate America will take any opportunity they have to attack America? That is almost as silly as evolution. Obviously, if our president was an all white KKK member the rest of the world would be way to farking scared to mess with us.

Lets elect some southern white, fat, dumbass, badass, guy who owns more than 189 guns.
We'll be much more better offerense when we do.
 
2013-09-13 01:42:25 AM

CPT Ethanolic: Great, this will probably mean everything gets shut down again here in Kandahar.  (Been shut down since WED because of the 9/11 anniversary).


Wait, Kandahar is in Madagascar?  I didn't know that.
 
2013-09-13 01:43:39 AM
cbssports.com
 
2013-09-13 01:45:03 AM

LonMead: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

I thought it was because of a YouTube video.


It was a video of Obama twerking with Miley Cyrus.  And eating a ham sandwich.
 
2013-09-13 01:47:18 AM

darkmayo: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

I'm sure he is sitting in the waiting room right now.


He is a patient boy.....

/sounds really racist when I type it like that
//can't wait for the derpfest tomorrow!
 
2013-09-13 01:47:58 AM

Notabunny: Pin Fiften Clob: It's beginning
[secret_signal.jpg]

Obama orchestrated this attack to keep the Republicans from voting to shut down the government. It makes you wonder who Obama is going to attack to put off the debt ceiling vote in November.


Texas?
4.bp.blogspot.comgranucci.com
He's gonna attack Texas, right?
 
2013-09-13 01:48:10 AM
You go to believe!
3.bp.blogspot.com
Herat a tat boom?

 
2013-09-13 01:48:59 AM

Begoggle: Obama probably told the terrorists where it was located, because he hates America.


You folks sure have gotten defensive all of the sudden. Must be hard defending the worst. President. Ever.

Tell me if I'm doing it right: Something that sounds absurd, said facetiously, to offset any criticism that the absurdity is fundamentally true! GOP obstructionism! Leave Obama alone!

It's silly to me, that every other President that's ever faced an opposing Congress has somehow managed to make an impact, nonetheless. Is it that a couple hundred individuals are the worst culmination of a couple hundred individuals, or is it that your one elected individual just sucks at life?

The math is clear. Obama is to blame for Obama's failures at everything Obama does.
 
2013-09-13 01:50:10 AM

tripleseven: darkmayo: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

I'm sure he is sitting in the waiting room right now.

I am sure he's a patient boy.


D'oh!
 
2013-09-13 01:51:10 AM

Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".


Orangutan?

/something something Clint Eastwood something chair
 
2013-09-13 01:53:52 AM

vygramul: Be still my bombing Herat.



You're not sure what you want to do
with your life
but you sure don't want Obama in it
Yeah you're sure the life you're
living with him
can't go on one single minute
And there's a new one waiting
outside this door
and now's the time to begin it

You found a new scandal and
you want to taste it
But that scandal can turn cold and
you better face it !
 
2013-09-13 01:55:45 AM

Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".


shiat hit the fan?
 
2013-09-13 02:05:27 AM
jjorsett: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

No, but apparently you feel that you already need to raise the shields. The wicked flee when no man pursues.


Go to derp alert, Mr. Sulu.

www.startrek.com
Raise shields!
 
2013-09-13 02:07:21 AM

HawgWild: PsiChick: HawgWild: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

This is almost exactly the mental image I got of the situation.

/welcometofarkafghanistan.jpeg

PsiChick, you minx, stop falling in love with me!


Wait, wait, I thought  PsiChickwas falling in love with me?!  Why, that two-timing hellion!
 
2013-09-13 02:15:01 AM

JohnnyRebel88: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

Repeater?


+3
 
2013-09-13 02:16:33 AM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


the double deuce...
vote strongbad/cheat 2016
 
2013-09-13 02:24:42 AM
American Exceptionalism: We're great at being shot at. We practice for it.
 
2013-09-13 02:25:19 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: My brother just yesterday left Afghanistan after being deployed there with his NG unit for the last year. He's not even home yet, just...out of country and on the way. Just in time, I guess. Although Kabul and Kandahar are 280 miles apart as the crow flies. Thanks, Google Earth!


*safe journey* hope the reunion is happy...
 
2013-09-13 02:27:42 AM

Surool: That's messed up. It's almost like we're at war or sumthin.


War is Peace. We've always been at war with EastAsia...

Socialism is Freedom.
 
2013-09-13 02:28:07 AM
Confused?

Read "How to Win Friends and Influence People"

by George W. Bush and Barack H. Obama
 
2013-09-13 02:28:31 AM

vygramul: They'd be incredible hypocrites to make a stink about this.


so they're going to make a stink about this.  Gotcha.
 
2013-09-13 02:31:11 AM
media.tumblr.com
They hate these ameriCANS!
 
2013-09-13 02:32:24 AM

JesusJuice: Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.

I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".


wrong thread.
 
2013-09-13 02:35:37 AM

cynicalminion: JesusJuice: Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.

I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".

wrong thread.


The US is winning the hearts and minds of the Afridi with goat ho's.
 
2013-09-13 02:42:35 AM

thanksagainandagain: jjorsett: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

No, but apparently you feel that you already need to raise the shields. The wicked flee when no man pursues.

Oooh, we're doing epigrams now? How about this one: GOP farkwads seeking to make political hay out of attacks on U.S. consulates should spend eternity in hell with a donkey dick in each orifice.

That's attributable to Martial, not me. Still works, though.


that's cruelty to animals, buddy... if you don't stick your dick in crazy, why should a donkey suffer?
 
2013-09-13 02:46:02 AM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


No, this is a Minor Threat.
 
2013-09-13 02:56:01 AM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: cynicalminion: JesusJuice: Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.

I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".

wrong thread.

The US is winning the hearts and minds of the Afridi with goat ho's.


it must be almost bed time, we have donkey dicks and goat ho's(sic) in the thread.  time to bail.
 
2013-09-13 03:15:48 AM

jaytkay: Ask a teatard to point out Afghanistan and Benghazi on a map./ I know it's mean, but still


What do you mean by teatard? I am conservative and have been watching that region since 1997. My husband just got back from there and we speak one of the languages from there.

The "retards" as you say are upset because of the way Benghazi was handled after the fact. (I knew about Benghazi because of World War II) This isn't about embassies being attacked but about the incompetence afterwards and that no one called out the administration on it. We are allowed to complain about Bush and call him retarded but Obama is hands off? Sorry if a few "teatards", especially from an older generation become a little paranoid.
 
2013-09-13 03:30:51 AM

jjorsett: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

No, but apparently you feel that you already need to raise the shields. The wicked flee when no man pursues.


I never get to be Weeners.

Cut me some slack.

/can't wait to see the filter pwn.
 
2013-09-13 03:32:02 AM
Yay!
 
2013-09-13 03:35:54 AM
Day late and a dollar short. Oh well, better late than never.

I am so going to hell for that one.
 
2013-09-13 03:48:46 AM
Oh look, that shiatbag region of the planet is having a problem again. Color me surprised.
 
2013-09-13 03:56:49 AM
Herat attack ack ack ack ack


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-13 05:42:32 AM

austin_millbarge: The hosts of Fox and Friends just collectively peed themselves with excitement.


Meanwhile, Mitt Romney is at his mansion, grinning slyly and thinking, "This time, I'm totally going to nail it, I just know it! I've been practicing in front of a mirror for just this occasion! I would have nailed it last year, but Paul Ryan kept hogging all the mirrors. Stupid sexy Ryan!"
 
2013-09-13 05:48:59 AM

ninotchka: jaytkay: Ask a teatard to point out Afghanistan and Benghazi on a map./ I know it's mean, but still

What do you mean by teatard? I am conservative and have been watching that region since 1997. My husband just got back from there and we speak one of the languages from there.

The "retards" as you say are upset because of the way Benghazi was handled after the fact. (I knew about Benghazi because of World War II) This isn't about embassies being attacked but about the incompetence afterwards and that no one called out the administration on it. We are allowed to complain about Bush and call him retarded but Obama is hands off? Sorry if a few "teatards", especially from an older generation become a little paranoid.


I think it's more the pretense that there is anything new about U.S. foreign policy that's annoying. I am 63 years old, and America's cop & nanny foreign policy has been the order of the day my entire life - and I have been biatching about it all my life.
I actually think it's pretty cool that "older generation teatards" have FINALLY woken up to see that America's sucky foreign policy sucks - and if it took a black face in the oval office to make you see it - well, I'm OK with that.
 
2013-09-13 06:07:08 AM

Lost Thought 00: This is Obamas Waterloo


s8.postimg.org
 
2013-09-13 06:08:10 AM
polination.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-13 06:16:02 AM

hasty ambush: [polination.files.wordpress.com image 850x648]


Definitely has nothing to do with the fact that alQaeda was sending its fighters to Iraq to fark with us, and thus were more able to fark with us in Afghanistan when the war in Iraq ended...

themcglynn.com

Nope... nothing to do with that at all.
 
2013-09-13 06:19:49 AM

Rhino_man: hasty ambush: [polination.files.wordpress.com image 850x648]

Definitely has nothing to do with the fact that alQaeda was sending its fighters to Iraq to fark with us, and thus were more able to fark with us in Afghanistan when the war in Iraq ended...

[themcglynn.com image 346x340]

Nope... nothing to do with that at all.


But I thought the war in Iraq took resources away from fighting Al Qaeda so now you are telling me that we were fighting Al Qaeda all along?
 
2013-09-13 06:22:48 AM

Methos: marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?

And take credit for attacks that might be regarded in some circles as a complete failure?


Absolutely.  It's a (you'll pardon the expression) fundamental problem fighting suicidal terrorists.

A rational person sees "all 7 attackers killed, 3 dead security guys" as a win for the good guys.

Your terrorist leader sees 7 martyrs, and 3 dead infidels...so he puts 10 in the "win" column.
And here's the kicker...his next batch of recruits will agree with him.
 
2013-09-13 06:23:44 AM

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


Any blame directed at Obama  is based on racism and possibly homophobia.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-13 06:56:29 AM
I took this in Kabul 2-3 weeks ago.
 
2013-09-13 06:59:44 AM
We're there for the great dope, right?
 
2013-09-13 07:13:32 AM
Easy solution.

Setup several CIWS Phalanx systems outside the embassy with enormous ammo hoppers that hold several million rounds each.

Setup up a platform where a quran is burned every few hours/minutes, whatever.  Then just sit back while all the "true" muslims run in and get turned into hamburger meat.

Anyone left alive after a couple days are pretenders because they don't actually believe in their religion and can just be ignored or bribed.
 
2013-09-13 07:15:06 AM

vygramul: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

Unpossible. No Americans killed, and they insisted that it didn't matter in other attacks because of that. They'd be incredible hypocrites to make a stink about this.


Lets be honest.  They see the attack on the consulate in Libya, nothing happened to the attackers.  They see Syria cross the red line, and in response we threaten to maybe launch a tiny pointless attack, but only if congress approves.

Why wouldnt our enemies feel emboldened?

/ while all of that is true, it isnt why THIS attack happened, you can really only blame this attack on Osama Bin Laden, cause whe had a REASON to be in Afghanistan.  Oh wait, we HAD a reason to be there, we killed that reason, and we... are still... there.   Which President still has our troops there again?

// DAMN, my oblameing skills are awesome.
 
2013-09-13 07:21:28 AM
There's so much knee jerk in here you'd think someone just shot up a school.
 
2013-09-13 07:22:14 AM
Perhaps Mr. Putin can fix this for us too.
 
2013-09-13 07:43:13 AM
Those guys really need to learn how to calculate the differences between our time zones and theirs. They kinda overshot 9/11
 
2013-09-13 07:45:32 AM

ClintonKun: Let's get this out of the way before the Potato Brigade comes derping in. Embassy attacks under the Bush administration:

January 22, 2002. Calcutta, India. Gunmen associated with Harkat-ul-Jihad al-Islami attack the U.S. Consulate. Five people are killed.
June 14, 2002. Karachi, Pakistan. Suicide bomber connected with al Qaeda attacks the U.S. Consulate, killing 12 and injuring 51.
October 12, 2002. Denpasar, Indonesia. U.S. diplomatic offices bombed as part of a string of "Bali Bombings." No fatalities.
February 28, 2003. Islamabad, Pakistan. Several gunmen fire upon the U.S. Embassy. Two people are killed.
May 12, 2003. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Armed al Qaeda terrorists storm the diplomatic compound, killing 36 people including nine Americans. The assailants committed suicide by detonating a truck bomb.
July 30, 2004. Tashkent, Uzbekistan. A suicide bomber from the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan attacks the U.S. Embassy, killing two people.
December 6, 2004. Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. Al Qaeda terrorists storm the U.S. Consulate and occupy the perimeter wall. Nine people are killed.
March 2, 2006. Karachi, Pakistan again. Suicide bomber attacks the U.S. Consulate killing four people, including U.S. diplomat David Foy who was directly targeted by the attackers. (I wonder if Lindsey Graham or Fox News would even recognize the name "David Foy." This is the third Karachi terrorist attack in four years on what's considered American soil.)
September 12, 2006. Damascus, Syria. Four armed gunmen shouting "Allahu akbar" storm the U.S. Embassy using grenades, automatic weapons, a car bomb and a truck bomb. Four people are killed, 13 are wounded.
January 12, 2007. Athens, Greece. Members of a Greek terrorist group called the Revolutionary Struggle fire a rocket-propelled grenade at the U.S. Embassy. No fatalities.
March 18, 2008. Sana'a, Yemen. Members of the al-Qaeda-linked Islamic Jihad of Yemen fire a mortar at the U.S. Embassy. The shot misses the embassy, but hits nearby schoo ...



Except none of those listed above were involved in arms smuggling to Syrian rebels.  Derp harder lib.
 
2013-09-13 07:52:12 AM
Gyrfalcon


So is Obama being blamed yet?

... and you wouldn't be blaming bush ?

hypocrite.
 
2013-09-13 07:54:19 AM
Gyrfalcon


So is Obama being blamed yet?

Better question. Is obama blaming YouTube yet?

Better question. Is obama blaming the NRA yet?

Better question. Is obama blaming Rush Limbaugh yet?

Better question. Is obama blaming republicans yet?
 
2013-09-13 07:57:32 AM
So second time since those commie hippy peacenik Republicans cut funding for national security and the consulates. Why does it surprise anyone that the two groups that hate America are working together?
 
2013-09-13 07:57:53 AM
ClintonKun
2013-09-13 12:06:09 AM


Let's get this out of the way before the Potato Brigade comes derping in. Embassy attacks under the Bush administration:

January 22, 2002. Calcutta, India. Gunmen associated with Harkat-ul-Jihad al-Islami attack the U.S. Consulate. Five people are killed.
June 14, 2002. Karachi, Pakistan. Suicide bomber connected with al Qaeda attacks the U.S. Consulate, killing 12 and injuring 51.
October 12, 2002. Denpasar, Indonesia. U.S. diplomatic offices bombed as part of a string of "Bali Bombings." No fatalities.
February 28, 2003. Islamabad, Pakistan. Several gunmen fire upon the U.S. Embassy. Two people are killed.
May 12, 2003. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Armed al Qaeda terrorists storm the diplomatic compound, killing 36 people including nine Americans. The assailants committed suicide by detonating a truck bomb.
July 30, 2004. Tashkent, Uzbekistan. A suicide bomber from the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan attacks the U.S. Embassy, killing two people.
December 6, 2004. Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. Al Qaeda terrorists storm the U.S. Consulate and occupy the perimeter wall. Nine people are killed.
March 2, 2006. Karachi, Pakistan again. Suicide bomber attacks the U.S. Consulate killing four people, including U.S. diplomat David Foy who was directly targeted by the attackers. (I wonder if Lindsey Graham or Fox News would even recognize the name "David Foy." This is the third Karachi terrorist attack in four years on what's considered American soil.)
September 12, 2006. Damascus, Syria. Four armed gunmen shouting "Allahu akbar" storm the U.S. Embassy using grenades, automatic weapons, a car bomb and a truck bomb. Four people are killed, 13 are wounded.
January 12, 2007. Athens, Greece. Members of a Greek terrorist group called the Revolutionary Struggle fire a rocket-propelled grenade at the U.S. Embassy. No fatalities.
March 18, 2008. Sana'a, Yemen. Members of the al-Qaeda-linked Islamic Jihad of Yemen fire a mortar at the U.S. Embassy. The shot misses the embassy, but hits nearby school killing two.
July 9, 2008. Istanbul, Turkey. Four armed terrorists attack the U.S. Consulate. Six people are killed.
September 17, 2008. Sana'a, Yemen. Terrorists dressed as military officials attack the U.S. Embassy with an arsenal of weapons including RPGs and detonate two car bombs. Sixteen people are killed, including an American student and her husband (they had been married for three weeks when the attack occurred). This is the second attack on this embassy in seven months.

In other words, shiat can happen at consulates and embassies. Beef up security for next time. Don't derp and obsess over imagined conspiracies, Republicans.

Well, good thing there were no accusations from the left blaming each and every one on your list on bush.

/// not a bush fan. About the only thing worse than bush is the hypocrites defending obama now.

// and obama himself.
 
2013-09-13 08:01:00 AM

I sound fat: vygramul: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

Unpossible. No Americans killed, and they insisted that it didn't matter in other attacks because of that. They'd be incredible hypocrites to make a stink about this.

Lets be honest.  They see the attack on the consulate in Libya, nothing happened to the attackers.  They see Syria cross the red line, and in response we threaten to maybe launch a tiny pointless attack, but only if congress approves.

Why wouldnt our enemies feel emboldened?

/ while all of that is true, it isnt why THIS attack happened, you can really only blame this attack on Osama Bin Laden, cause whe had a REASON to be in Afghanistan.  Oh wait, we HAD a reason to be there, we killed that reason, and we... are still... there.   Which President still has our troops there again?

// DAMN, my oblameing skills are awesome.


Was about to respond till I saw the bolded part. I give it a solid 7/10.
 
2013-09-13 08:02:55 AM

FullMetalPanda: Easy solution.

Setup several CIWS Phalanx systems outside the embassy with enormous ammo hoppers that hold several million rounds each.

Setup up a platform where a quran is burned every few hours/minutes, whatever.  Then just sit back while all the "true" muslims run in and get turned into hamburger meat.

Anyone left alive after a couple days are pretenders because they don't actually believe in their religion and can just be ignored or bribed.


Right. The way to douse a campfire is kerosene. You farking twit.
 
2013-09-13 08:03:14 AM
OnlyM3

Troll smarter, not harder.
 
2013-09-13 08:03:32 AM

hasty ambush: Rhino_man: hasty ambush: [polination.files.wordpress.com image 850x648]

Definitely has nothing to do with the fact that alQaeda was sending its fighters to Iraq to fark with us, and thus were more able to fark with us in Afghanistan when the war in Iraq ended...

[themcglynn.com image 346x340]

Nope... nothing to do with that at all.

But I thought the war in Iraq took resources away from fighting Al Qaeda so now you are telling me that we were fighting Al Qaeda all along?


Then you thought wrong.
 
2013-09-13 08:12:32 AM

hasty ambush: [polination.files.wordpress.com image 850x648]


The Obama years would be the surge everybody wanted?
 
2013-09-13 08:14:48 AM
Well Syria is getting all the news coverage - they throw a tantrum to get attention
 
2013-09-13 08:14:49 AM

bigsteve3OOO: Perhaps Mr. Putin can fix this for us too.


Cause Russia had great success there, right? Maybe we should ask the UK for advice as well.
 
2013-09-13 08:24:55 AM

OnlyM3: ClintonKun
2013-09-13 12:06:09 AM


Let's get this out of the way before the Potato Brigade comes derping in. Embassy attacks under the Bush administration:

January 22, 2002. Calcutta, India. Gunmen associated with Harkat-ul-Jihad al-Islami attack the U.S. Consulate. Five people are killed.
June 14, 2002. Karachi, Pakistan. Suicide bomber connected with al Qaeda attacks the U.S. Consulate, killing 12 and injuring 51.
October 12, 2002. Denpasar, Indonesia. U.S. diplomatic offices bombed as part of a string of "Bali Bombings." No fatalities.
February 28, 2003. Islamabad, Pakistan. Several gunmen fire upon the U.S. Embassy. Two people are killed.
May 12, 2003. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Armed al Qaeda terrorists storm the diplomatic compound, killing 36 people including nine Americans. The assailants committed suicide by detonating a truck bomb.
July 30, 2004. Tashkent, Uzbekistan. A suicide bomber from the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan attacks the U.S. Embassy, killing two people.
December 6, 2004. Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. Al Qaeda terrorists storm the U.S. Consulate and occupy the perimeter wall. Nine people are killed.
March 2, 2006. Karachi, Pakistan again. Suicide bomber attacks the U.S. Consulate killing four people, including U.S. diplomat David Foy who was directly targeted by the attackers. (I wonder if Lindsey Graham or Fox News would even recognize the name "David Foy." This is the third Karachi terrorist attack in four years on what's considered American soil.)
September 12, 2006. Damascus, Syria. Four armed gunmen shouting "Allahu akbar" storm the U.S. Embassy using grenades, automatic weapons, a car bomb and a truck bomb. Four people are killed, 13 are wounded.
January 12, 2007. Athens, Greece. Members of a Greek terrorist group called the Revolutionary Struggle fire a rocket-propelled grenade at the U.S. Embassy. No fatalities.
March 18, 2008. Sana'a, Yemen. Members of the al-Qaeda-linked Islamic Jihad of Yemen fire a mortar at the U.S. Embassy. The shot m ...


Why do you hate America? Why don't you just leave already? Patriotic Americans don't question the President! We stand behind the President and the troops. Only commie, unPatriotic traitors like you hate America and freedoms!
 
2013-09-13 08:26:10 AM
 
2013-09-13 08:33:46 AM

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


Why would he be blamed? He already said the war on terrorism is over. These are just people clinging to their guns and religion in order to embarass him
 
2013-09-13 08:45:04 AM

Onkel Buck: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

Why would he be blamed? He already said the war on terrorism is over. These are just people clinging to their guns and religion in order to embarass him


Anyway, like I said - if it took a black face in the white house to get all you good patriots to see how much America's foreign policy has sucked for the last seventy years, it's all good - as long as you finally get it.
 
2013-09-13 09:03:45 AM

megarian: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

This will be Benbamma's Febreezie.


this will be megarian's awkward silence as I tell her she's awesome.
 
2013-09-13 09:20:36 AM

jso2897: Onkel Buck: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

Why would he be blamed? He already said the war on terrorism is over. These are just people clinging to their guns and religion in order to embarass him

Anyway, like I said - if it took a black face in the white house to get all you good patriots to see how much America's foreign policy has sucked for the last seventy years, it's all good - as long as you finally get it.


you need a hug

th03.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-13 09:34:07 AM

SemiDiscerning: Can we go and blow some shiat up now?  How about wasting someone just for the fun of it?  C'mon, man!  Maybe, at the least, cause a camel stampede.


that would be a helluva lot of cameltoe
 
2013-09-13 10:05:22 AM

jso2897: Onkel Buck: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

Why would he be blamed? He already said the war on terrorism is over. These are just people clinging to their guns and religion in order to embarass him

Anyway, like I said - if it took a black face in the white house to get all you good patriots to see how much America's foreign policy has sucked for the last seventy years, it's all good - as long as you finally get it.


He's black? I guess I just dont notice things like that. But Im sure he appreciates you using his skin color to validate what you think
 
2013-09-13 10:07:15 AM

Curious: marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?

cool isn't it. man war sure has changed with this asymmetrical stuff. first you have the physical attack then the PR follow up.

sad really, we don't seem to have learned shiat either watching the soviets or all the years we've been there. and yet the taliban who we consider third world rag tag no accounts have fought us to a draw in afghanistan in 12 years.


The sad thing is, people really believe this. The Soviets lost 7 times as many troops as we have, in four fewer years of occupation. When the bad guys are fighting only other Afghans, and getting slaughtered every time they do, that's not a draw. This is a red-on-green war, and green is winning. Blue is just coaching at this point.
 
2013-09-13 10:10:17 AM

I sound fat: Why wouldnt our enemies feel emboldened?


Let's ask their leader.

But I understand why you'd feel that way. After all...

www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-09-13 10:28:12 AM
I didn't know they still published articles about deaths in Afghanistan when there were no US casualties. Or, are they considering the gate to the consulate to be a US casualty?
 
2013-09-13 10:35:12 AM
Nothing to see here. Clearly this is because of some hateful internet video and not terrorism related.
 
2013-09-13 10:35:36 AM

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I didn't know they still published articles about deaths in Afghanistan when there were no US casualties. Or, are they considering the gate to the consulate to be a US casualty?


consulate = benghazi = obama

it's simply a keyword trigger for the rabid right now.
 
2013-09-13 10:44:16 AM

jso2897: Onkel Buck: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

Why would he be blamed? He already said the war on terrorism is over. These are just people clinging to their guns and religion in order to embarass him

Anyway, like I said - if it took a black face in the white house to get all you good patriots to see how much America's foreign policy has sucked for the last seventy years, it's all good - as long as you finally get it.


Joke's on you, then, because this patriotic neocon favors military intervention... just not the way Obama would do it.

/the goal of war should never be to put on a big show of 'Murica's virtues that makes the citizens feel good about themselves
//and definitely shouldn't be to maintain "the moral high ground," because that's always the first place that becomes a mass grave in any military action
///we should have kicked both Assad's and the rebels' asses, and locked down the whole nation of Syria until every last CW and tool used to manufacture it was accounted for and removed
 
2013-09-13 10:45:00 AM

mbillips: Curious: marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?

cool isn't it. man war sure has changed with this asymmetrical stuff. first you have the physical attack then the PR follow up.

sad really, we don't seem to have learned shiat either watching the soviets or all the years we've been there. and yet the taliban who we consider third world rag tag no accounts have fought us to a draw in afghanistan in 12 years.

The sad thing is, people really believe this. The Soviets lost 7 times as many troops as we have, in four fewer years of occupation. When the bad guys are fighting only other Afghans, and getting slaughtered every time they do, that's not a draw. This is a red-on-green war, and green is winning. Blue is just coaching at this point.


so the soviets lose 7 times as many troops in less time and left. USA USA. my point is we seem to have learned nothing from their experience. and now in 12 years we have what? total control of all of afghanistan? well no not really. do NGOs move freely about the country? do young girls skip down the street on their way home from school? i won't go on. you can claim we or the afghanistans are winning but it's a narrow victory against what amounts to tribal warlords.

yes that's the nature of asymmetrical warfare but that we (or our surrogates) are fighting it means we lost the fight for hearts and minds. and after how many deaths? how much money? any victory we claim is a hollow one.
 
2013-09-13 01:21:43 PM

Curious: mbillips: Curious: marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?

cool isn't it. man war sure has changed with this asymmetrical stuff. first you have the physical attack then the PR follow up.

sad really, we don't seem to have learned shiat either watching the soviets or all the years we've been there. and yet the taliban who we consider third world rag tag no accounts have fought us to a draw in afghanistan in 12 years.

The sad thing is, people really believe this. The Soviets lost 7 times as many troops as we have, in four fewer years of occupation. When the bad guys are fighting only other Afghans, and getting slaughtered every time they do, that's not a draw. This is a red-on-green war, and green is winning. Blue is just coaching at this point.

so the soviets lose 7 times as many troops in less time and left. USA USA. my point is we seem to have learned nothing from their experience. and now in 12 years we have what? total control of all of afghanistan? well no not really. do NGOs move freely about the country? do young girls skip down the street on their way home from school? i won't go on. you can claim we or the afghanistans are winning but it's a narrow victory against what amounts to tribal warlords.

yes that's the nature of asymmetrical warfare but that we (or our surrogates) are fighting it means we lost the fight for hearts and minds. and after how many deaths? how much money? any victory we claim is a hollow one.


I have an ambitious plan to turn that frown upside down:

i257.photobucket.com

/we're going to end up using something like this, perhaps robotic, eventually anyway
 
2013-09-13 08:30:41 PM

ciberido: HawgWild: PsiChick: HawgWild: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

This is almost exactly the mental image I got of the situation.

/welcometofarkafghanistan.jpeg

PsiChick, you minx, stop falling in love with me!

Wait, wait, I thought  PsiChickwas falling in love with me?!  Why, that two-timing hellion!


...I think I'm missing most of this joke.
 
2013-09-13 08:47:38 PM
Is it a scandal yet??
 
2013-09-13 11:28:55 PM

hasty ambush: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

Any blame directed at Obama  is based on racism and possibly homophobia.


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digitaljournal.com

"Hasty Ambush" is an anagram for "Aah, my St. Bush"
 
2013-09-14 12:06:40 AM

PsiChick: ciberido: HawgWild: PsiChick: HawgWild: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

This is almost exactly the mental image I got of the situation.

/welcometofarkafghanistan.jpeg

PsiChick, you minx, stop falling in love with me!

Wait, wait, I thought  PsiChickwas falling in love with me?!  Why, that two-timing hellion!

...I think I'm missing most of this joke.


It's not really worth getting.
 
2013-09-14 12:23:21 AM

ciberido: PsiChick: ciberido: HawgWild: PsiChick: HawgWild: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

This is almost exactly the mental image I got of the situation.

/welcometofarkafghanistan.jpeg

PsiChick, you minx, stop falling in love with me!

Wait, wait, I thought  PsiChickwas falling in love with me?!  Why, that two-timing hellion!

...I think I'm missing most of this joke.

It's not really worth getting.


*shrugs* K then. Have fun.
 
2013-09-14 10:37:40 AM

PsiChick: ciberido: It's not really worth getting.

*shrugs* K then. Have fun.


It was supposed to be a joke, like "Wow, PsiChick is so popular, everyone fights over who gets to be her best friend" or something like that.  It kinda feel flat, I guess.  It was supposed to be all in good fun.
 
2013-09-14 12:26:12 PM

ciberido: PsiChick: ciberido: It's not really worth getting.

*shrugs* K then. Have fun.

It was supposed to be a joke, like "Wow, PsiChick is so popular, everyone fights over who gets to be her best friend" or something like that.  It kinda feel flat, I guess.  It was supposed to be all in good fun.


Oh. I feel kind of flattered now. :)

/Don't feel bad, I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, so that is not the first or last joke to fly over my head. :p
 
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