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(CNN)   US Consulate in Herat Afghanistan attacked   (edition.cnn.com) divider line 223
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2013-09-13 12:43:53 AM

Primerpony: BafflerMeal:

That's racist!

/Yay I added racism to this thread!
//You're welcome.


And that's how we do things in the racooniverse.
 
2013-09-13 12:45:28 AM

jjorsett: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

No, but apparently you feel that you already need to raise the shields. The wicked flee when no man pursues.


Cuz there are ZERO examples of right wingers going bat-shiat crazy trying to blame Obama for any and everything.

You being a perfect example.
 
2013-09-13 12:46:04 AM
The Taliban claimed responsibility for the attack in an e-mail to CNN.

This sentence perplexes the shiat out of me.

I understand insurgents/terrorists attacking a US consulate in a war torn middle eastern country. But since when does the Taliban have an official email account? Where is a copy of this email? That would be the newsworthy thing.

From: ji­mbob[nospam-﹫-backwards]nabilat­n­i­ma­nn­a*c­om
To: e­r­i­c[nospam-﹫-backwards]nnc­*co­m
Subject: About This Morning
Hey Eric,

It's me Jim Bob over in the NW province of Pakistan. Heard your kids did great at the little league championships over the weekend. Oh, and by the way, that attempting bombing of a US consulate over in Herat province of Afghanistan was my guys. See you at next week's staff meeting!
 
2013-09-13 12:46:59 AM

Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".


Ashcanistan.
 
2013-09-13 12:49:12 AM

CPT Ethanolic: Great, this will probably mean everything gets shut down again here in Kandahar.  (Been shut down since WED because of the 9/11 anniversary).


Negative, things have been back open. You are free to go to salsa night.
 
2013-09-13 12:49:29 AM
Is Herat a scandal yet?
 
2013-09-13 12:49:33 AM

HawgWild: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]


This is almost exactly the mental image I got of the situation.

/welcometofarkafghanistan.jpeg
 
2013-09-13 12:50:08 AM
truck full of attackers start a gun fight and the truck blows up. no Americans dead. some damage to the front gate of the consulate.
so in other words

Thursday in Afghanistan

meanwhile Boulder Colo is being swept away
 
2013-09-13 12:50:10 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.


shirtshovel.com
 
2013-09-13 12:50:47 AM

jjorsett: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

No, but apparently you feel that you already need to raise the shields. The wicked flee when no man pursues.


Oooh, we're doing epigrams now? How about this one: GOP farkwads seeking to make political hay out of attacks on U.S. consulates should spend eternity in hell with a donkey dick in each orifice.

That's attributable to Martial, not me. Still works, though.
 
2013-09-13 12:53:56 AM
This wouldn't have happened if Obama hadn't put his feet up on his desk.
 
2013-09-13 12:54:10 AM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


Repeater?
 
2013-09-13 12:54:12 AM
www.aljazeera.com
 
2013-09-13 12:54:45 AM
Although this just might be a Minor Threat.
 
2013-09-13 12:55:40 AM
www.ihatethemedia.com
 
2013-09-13 12:58:00 AM

jjorsett: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

No, but apparently you feel that you already need to raise the shields. The wicked flee when no man pursues.


i.imgflip.com
 
2013-09-13 12:58:40 AM

tripleseven: Snapper Carr: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

Maybe in time.

Right now it's still a Minor Threat.

But perhaps his time is water down a drain.


We are all bigots, so filled with hatred, we release our poison...  gas that is.

I should of read the comments first, or maybe not.
 
2013-09-13 12:59:02 AM
Sounds like someone got stiffed on there on heroin proceeds.
 
2013-09-13 12:59:36 AM

King Something: I wonder who will get blamed for this massive Herat attackackackackack.

/you oughta know by know!


this made me laugh far more than it should have.
 
2013-09-13 01:00:05 AM

PsiChick: HawgWild: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

This is almost exactly the mental image I got of the situation.

/welcometofarkafghanistan.jpeg


PsiChick, you minx, stop falling in love with me!
 
2013-09-13 01:00:08 AM

marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?


cool isn't it. man war sure has changed with this asymmetrical stuff. first you have the physical attack then the PR follow up.

sad really, we don't seem to have learned shiat either watching the soviets or all the years we've been there. and yet the taliban who we consider third world rag tag no accounts have fought us to a draw in afghanistan in 12 years.
 
2013-09-13 01:02:25 AM
Jesus H. Chrysler, why do we have any Americans over in that country?  Just get them all out and right it off as training for our soldiers.
 
2013-09-13 01:03:36 AM
www.joblo.com
 
2013-09-13 01:07:44 AM

ClintonKun: Don't derp and obsess over imagined conspiracies, Republicans.


You are asking Republicans to give up the true essence of what it means be Republican.
 
2013-09-13 01:12:53 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.


Half-a-cann-ed-ham
 
2013-09-13 01:14:29 AM

ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.

Half-a-cann-ed-ham


fark Pakistan
 
2013-09-13 01:17:50 AM

tetsoushima: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.

Half-a-cann-ed-ham

fark Pakistan


We can make jokes about the Holocaust, endemic racism, teen suicide, a little retarded girl who can count to a certain root vegetable, but we can't say bad words.
 
2013-09-13 01:18:13 AM
Hmm, I see a lot of conservative trying to shift the blame from themselves - mainly because they are hypocritical garbage.

Tell me "Conservatives", when do the "dead-enders" stop?  Or are your Gods, GW BUsh, Cheney et al filthy f**king morons, just like you, and the war started by "conservatives" and executed by "conservatives" just an excuse to kill a lot of people because "conservatives" are filthy Satan acolytes who love to kill innocent babies (after they are born, of course) and then run away like cowards and blame the whole mess that they 100% caused on someone else.

Christ, is there any US "Christian" "Conservative" that isn't sucking off Satan right now?  Personally, I am drunk and tired of your pussy-assed, hypocritical ways.  Are all brain f**king dead?  Is your hatred of a man - who happens to have dark skin - so repellant to you that you would f**k your children in order to tell the world how uppity he is?

Here's a f**king clue.  Either kill them all, man, woman and child or don't get in a war there.
 
2013-09-13 01:19:11 AM

tetsoushima: tetsoushima: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.

Half-a-cann-ed-ham

fark Pakistan

We can make jokes about the Holocaust, endemic racism, teen suicide, a little retarded girl who can count to a certain root vegetable, but we can't say bad words.


Someone might get offended.
 
2013-09-13 01:23:00 AM
Obama probably told the terrorists where it was located, because he hates America.
 
2013-09-13 01:25:13 AM

tetsoushima: tetsoushima: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.

Half-a-cann-ed-ham

fark Pakistan

We can make jokes about the Holocaust, endemic racism, teen suicide, a little retarded girl who can count to a certain root vegetable, but we can't say bad words.


What, a little retarded jew girl with self esteem issues isn't funny?
 
2013-09-13 01:29:26 AM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


Pretentious AND overrated?
 
2013-09-13 01:30:01 AM

Begoggle: Obama probably told the terrorists where it was located, because he hates America.


He led them through the secret path around behind the two companies guarding the pass.
 
2013-09-13 01:30:15 AM
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2013-09-13 01:30:18 AM

rohar: tetsoushima: tetsoushima: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.

Half-a-cann-ed-ham

fark Pakistan

We can make jokes about the Holocaust, endemic racism, teen suicide, a little retarded girl who can count to a certain root vegetable, but we can't say bad words.

What, a little retarded jew girl with self esteem issues isn't funny?


I never made the claim that any of those things were anything less than hysterical.  The idea that we can't swear on a website where you can say those things seems silly.
 
2013-09-13 01:32:22 AM
My brother just yesterday left Afghanistan after being deployed there with his NG unit for the last year. He's not even home yet, just...out of country and on the way. Just in time, I guess. Although Kabul and Kandahar are 280 miles apart as the crow flies. Thanks, Google Earth!
 
2013-09-13 01:36:20 AM

tetsoushima: rohar: tetsoushima: tetsoushima: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".

Ashcanistan.

Half-a-cann-ed-ham

fark Pakistan

We can make jokes about the Holocaust, endemic racism, teen suicide, a little retarded girl who can count to a certain root vegetable, but we can't say bad words.

What, a little retarded jew girl with self esteem issues isn't funny?

I never made the claim that any of those things were anything less than hysterical.  The idea that we can't swear on a website where you can say those things seems silly.


Reminds me of this thread ...

/and many others
 
2013-09-13 01:39:03 AM

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


Sure, why not?

/someone had to say it
//after 100+ comments shrieking about Rethuglicans that are going to say something mean about this ANY SECOND NOW
///I got popcorn, let's get this derpfest started
 
2013-09-13 01:42:02 AM

marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?


They're totes friends on Facebook!
 
2013-09-13 01:42:07 AM
This is Obama's Katrina
 
2013-09-13 01:42:21 AM

jnapier: Well, at least she has an answer to her question now.....
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x375]


OMFG, people who hate America will take any opportunity they have to attack America? That is almost as silly as evolution. Obviously, if our president was an all white KKK member the rest of the world would be way to farking scared to mess with us.

Lets elect some southern white, fat, dumbass, badass, guy who owns more than 189 guns.
We'll be much more better offerense when we do.
 
2013-09-13 01:42:25 AM

CPT Ethanolic: Great, this will probably mean everything gets shut down again here in Kandahar.  (Been shut down since WED because of the 9/11 anniversary).


Wait, Kandahar is in Madagascar?  I didn't know that.
 
2013-09-13 01:43:39 AM
cbssports.com
 
2013-09-13 01:45:03 AM

LonMead: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

I thought it was because of a YouTube video.


It was a video of Obama twerking with Miley Cyrus.  And eating a ham sandwich.
 
2013-09-13 01:47:18 AM

darkmayo: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

I'm sure he is sitting in the waiting room right now.


He is a patient boy.....

/sounds really racist when I type it like that
//can't wait for the derpfest tomorrow!
 
2013-09-13 01:47:58 AM

Notabunny: Pin Fiften Clob: It's beginning
[secret_signal.jpg]

Obama orchestrated this attack to keep the Republicans from voting to shut down the government. It makes you wonder who Obama is going to attack to put off the debt ceiling vote in November.


Texas?
4.bp.blogspot.comgranucci.com
He's gonna attack Texas, right?
 
2013-09-13 01:48:10 AM
You go to believe!
3.bp.blogspot.com
Herat a tat boom?

 
2013-09-13 01:48:59 AM

Begoggle: Obama probably told the terrorists where it was located, because he hates America.


You folks sure have gotten defensive all of the sudden. Must be hard defending the worst. President. Ever.

Tell me if I'm doing it right: Something that sounds absurd, said facetiously, to offset any criticism that the absurdity is fundamentally true! GOP obstructionism! Leave Obama alone!

It's silly to me, that every other President that's ever faced an opposing Congress has somehow managed to make an impact, nonetheless. Is it that a couple hundred individuals are the worst culmination of a couple hundred individuals, or is it that your one elected individual just sucks at life?

The math is clear. Obama is to blame for Obama's failures at everything Obama does.
 
2013-09-13 01:50:10 AM

tripleseven: darkmayo: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

I'm sure he is sitting in the waiting room right now.

I am sure he's a patient boy.


D'oh!
 
2013-09-13 01:51:10 AM

Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".


Orangutan?

/something something Clint Eastwood something chair
 
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